“My fur and whiskers, the room
is all clean!” Bunny Cotton-Tail cried.
Susan Cotton-Tail cried, “Bless
my buttons, everything is in order.”
Grandpa Grumbles said,
“There is a mystery
in the air,
There is something strange,
I do declare.”
Tippy Toes cried, “Good night
Bunny and Susan, good night dear Grandpa Grumbles,”
and he danced this way, and danced that way, and he
danced himself right up to bed.
“How polite he is,” said
Bunny Cotton-Tail. Susan said, “He does
not seem to mind when we speak of noses!”
Grandpa Grumbles said, “He does not cry any
more.”
They all sat by the fire warming their
paws. Grandpa Grumbles was thinking. At
last he said to Bunny and Susan, “One day I heard
Snubby Nose talking as he stood before a mirror, and
he said,”
“Who is so ugly?
Nobody knows.”
The mirror answered,
“Tippy Toes.”
Now this Little Cotton-Tail dances
before the mirror, and he says,
“Who is so ugly?
Nobody knows.”
The mirror answers,
“Snubby Nose.”
“Snubby Nose, Tippy Toes,”
repeated Bunny and Susan over and over as they warmed
their paws by the fire.
By and by Grandpa Grumbles said, talking
very fast, “Suppose there were two little Cotton-Tails,
one named Snubby Nose, and one named Tippy Toes, suppose just
suppose they looked as much alike as two peas.”
Bunny Cotton-Tail said, “My
fur and whiskers, it seems like a fairy tale, but
Snubby Nose always cried, and this little Cotton-Tail
is so polite.”
Susan cried, “Hark! I hear
a rap-a-tap, who can be coming at this hour of the
night?”
The door opened; in fell Snubby Nose
in a heap, and he cried and he screamed and he howled!
Bunny and Susan and Grandpa Grumbles
cried, “Hush, be still, stop crying, and tell
us what is the matter.”
Grandpa Grumbles asked, “Did
you hurt your ugly little nose?”
Then Snubby Nose cried and he screamed
and he howled louder than ever.
Bunny asked, “Did you get stuck
fast in another snowdrift?”
Snubby Nose cried so loudly that they
did not hear the “patter, patter, patter”
of little feet. They did not know that Tippy Toes
was coming down the staircase. Tippy Toes came
dancing into the room, singing at the top of his lungs,
“Who is so ugly?
Nobody knows.”
The mirror answers,
“Snubby Nose?”
Then for one single minute Snubby
Nose was still. He looked at Tippy Toes.
He looked him up and down.
Tippy Toes kissed him on both cheeks
and nearly hugged the life out of him.
Bunny and Susan and Grandpa Grumbles
said, “They are as much alike as two peas.
They both have ugly noses!”
When Snubby Nose heard them speak
of noses he cried and he screamed and he howled!
Tippy Toes said, “Don’t
care about your nose. People know you wherever
you go.”
Snubby Nose pricked up his ears and
asked, “Don’t you mind about your ugly
nose at all.”
Tippy Toes danced this way and he
danced that way and answered,
“I don’t
mind noses, for you see,
I am polite as I can
be.”
Then Snubby Nose stopped crying and
hugged Tippy Toes and said, “I am so glad to
find you, Tippy Toes. How do you make up those
funny little rhymes. They tickle my eardrums.”
All this time Grandpa Grumbles was
thumping on the floor with his umbrella. He made
such a noise that Bunny said, “Hush, listen,
Grandpa Grumbles has something to say.”
Susan said, “Hush, be still,
Grandpa Grumbles wants to speak.”
At last Snubby Nose and Tippy Toes
stopped talking and dancing, and they all listened
to Grandpa Grumbles. He said,
“I want you both
to come and stay,
With Grandpa Grumbles
a year and a day.”
Tippy Toes answered, “Thank
you, Grandpa Grumbles, I will come and visit you for
a year and a day,” but Snubby Nose cried and
he screamed and he howled.
I don’t know what would have
happened next, but Grandpa Grumbles went outside,
and opened wide his green cotton umbrella, and invited
Snubby Nose and Tippy Toes to step inside.
They did so, and in less time than
it takes to tell it they were sailing away with Grandpa
Grumbles in his green cotton umbrella!
Bunny and Susan said, “How will
he ever get along with Snubby Nose for a year and
a day? We wish Tippy Toes was back. He was
such a good little fellow.”
Susan picked up the pink wrapper and
Bunny picked up the pink cup and saucer. Bunny
Cotton-Tail said, “We will have a long quiet
evening alone.”
“Don’t be too sure of
that,” sang the wind as it whistled down the
chimney.
Susan said, “I will put on my
new spectacles and we will read by the new lamp.”
Then the most surprising thing happened!
The Seventeen Little Bears came tumbling
in the doors and windows! They came in laughing
and shouting,
“The Circus Cotton-Tails
you see
Are just as funny as
can be.”
They got out their seventeen little
stools and sat by the fire.
Bunny and Susan said, “What
do you know about the Circus Cotton-Tails?”
The Seventeen Little Bears said,
“You only see
them now at Fairs,
But we’ve become
the Circus Bears.”
“Have you got a Circus tent?
Have you got a merry-go-round?” asked Bunny
and Susan. “Do tell us how long you have
been Circus Bears.”
The Seventeen Little Bears got on
top of their seventeen little stools and shouted,
“We have just become Circus Bears today, that
is the reason we came tumbling in the door and windows.”