Shooshan the barber went to Shep the
maker of teeth to discuss the state of England.
They agreed that it was time to send for Ali.
So Shooshan stepped late that night
from the little shop near Fleet Street and made his
way back again to his house in the ends of London
and sent at once the message that brought Ali.
And Ali came, mostly on foot, from
the country of Persia, and it took him a year to come;
but when he came he was welcome.
And Shep told Ali what was the matter
with England and Shooshan swore that it was so, and
Ali looking out of the window of the little shop near
Fleet Street beheld the ways of London and audibly
blessed King Solomon and his seal.
When Shep and Shooshan heard the names
of King Solomon and his seal both asked, as they had
scarcely dared before, if Ali had it. Ali patted
a little bundle of silks that he drew from his inner
raiment. It was there.
Now concerning the movements and courses
of the stars and the influence on them of spirits
of Earth and devils this age has been rightly named
by some The Second Age of Ignorance. But Ali knew.
And by watching nightly, for seven nights in Bagdad,
the way of certain stars he had found out the dwelling
place of Him they Needed.
Guided by Ali all three set forth
for the Midlands. And by the reverence that was
manifest in the faces of Shep and Shooshan towards
the person of Ali, some knew what Ali carried, while
others said that it was the tablets of the Law, others
the name of God, and others that he must have a lot
of money about him. So they passed Slod and Apton.
And at last they came to the town
for which Ali sought, that spot over which he had
seen the shy stars wheel and swerve away from their
orbits, being troubled. Verily when they came
there were no stars, though it was midnight.
And Ali said that it was the appointed place.
In harems in Persia in the evening when the
tales go round it is still told how Ali and Shep and
Shooshan came to the Black country.
When it was dawn they looked upon
the country and saw how it was without doubt the appointed
place, even as Ali had said, for the earth had been
taken out of pits and burned and left lying in heaps,
and there were many factories, and they stood over
the town and as it were rejoiced. And with one
voice Shep and Shooshan gave praise to Ali.
And Ali said that the great ones of
the place must needs be gathered together, and to
this end Shep and Shooshan went into the town and
there spoke craftily. For they said that Ali had
of his wisdom contrived as it were a patent and a
novelty which should greatly benefit England.
And when they heard how he sought nothing for his
novelty save only to benefit mankind they consented
to speak with Ali and see his novelty. And they
came forth and met Ali.
And Ali spake and said unto them:
“O lords of this place; in the book that all
men know it is written how that a fisherman casting
his net into the sea drew up a bottle of brass, and
when he took the stopper from the bottle a dreadful
genie of horrible aspect rose from the bottle, as
it were like a smoke, even to darkening the sky, whereat
the fisherman...” And the great ones of
that place said: “We have heard the story.”
And Ali said: “What became of that genie
after he was safely thrown back into the sea is not
properly spoken of by any save those that pursue the
study of demons and not with certainty by any man,
but that the stopper that bore the ineffable seal and
bears it to this day became separate from the bottle
is among those things that man may know.”
And when there was doubt among the great ones Ali
drew forth his bundle and one by one removed those
many silks till the seal stood revealed; and some
of them knew it for the seal and others knew it not.
And they looked curiously at it and
listened to Ali, and Ali said:
“Having heard how evil is the
case of England, how a smoke has darkened the country,
and in places (as men say) the grass is black, and
how even yet your factories multiply, and haste and
noise have become such that men have no time for song,
I have therefore come at the bidding of my good friend
Shooshan, barber of London, and of Shep, a maker of
teeth, to make things well with you.”
And they said: “But where
is your patent and your novelty?”
And Ali said: “Have I not
here the stopper and on it, as good men know, the
ineffable seal? Now I have learned in Persia how
that your trains that make the haste, and hurry men
to and fro, and your factories and the digging of
your pits and all the things that are evil are everyone
of them caused and brought about by steam.”
“Is it not so?” said Shooshan.
“It is even so,” said Shep.
“Now it is clear,” said
Ali, “that the chief devil that vexes England
and has done all this harm, who herds men into cities
and will not let them rest, is even the devil Steam.”
Then the great ones would have rebuked
him but one said: “No, let us hear him,
perhaps his patent may improve on steam.”
And to them hearkening Ali went on
thus: “O Lords of this place, let there
be made a bottle of strong steel, for I have no bottle
with my stopper, and this being done let all the factories,
trains, digging of pits, and all evil things soever
that may be done by steam be stopped for seven days,
and the men that tend them shall go free, but the
steel bottle for my stopper I will leave open in a
likely place. Now that chief devil, Steam, finding
no factories to enter into, nor no trains, sirens
nor pits prepared for him, and being curious and accustomed
to steel pots, will verily enter one night into the
bottle that you shall make for my stopper, and I shall
spring forth from my hiding with my stopper and fasten
him down with the ineffable seal which is the seal
of King Solomon and deliver him up to you that you
cast him into the sea.”
And the great ones answered Ali and
they said: “But what should we gain if
we lose our prosperity and be no longer rich?”
And Ali said: “When we
have cast this devil into the sea there will come
back again the woods and ferns and all the beautiful
things that the world hath, the little leaping hares
shall be seen at play, there shall be music on the
hills again, and at twilight ease and quiet and after
the twilight stars.”
And “Verily,” said Shooshan,
“there shall be the dance again.”
“Aye,” said Shep, “there shall be
the country dance.”
But the great ones spake and said,
denying Ali: “We will make no such bottle
for your stopper nor stop our healthy factories or
good trains, nor cease from our digging of pits nor
do anything that you desire, for an interference with
steam would strike at the roots of that prosperity
that you see so plentifully all around us.”
Thus they dismissed Ali there and
then from that place where the earth was torn up and
burnt, being taken out of pits, and where factories
blazed all night with a demoniac glare; and they dismissed
with him both Shooshan, the barber, and Shep, the
maker of teeth: so that a week later Ali started
from Calais on his long walk back to Persia.
And all this happened thirty years
ago, and Shep is an old man now and Shooshan older,
and many mouths have bit with the teeth of Shep (for
he has a knack of getting them back whenever his customers
die), and they have written again to Ali away in the
country of Persia with these words, saying:
“O Ali. The devil has indeed
begotten a devil, even that spirit Petrol. And
the young devil waxeth, and increaseth in lustihood
and is ten years old and becoming like to his father.
Come therefore and help us with the ineffable seal.
For there is none like Ali.”
And Ali turns where his slaves scatter
rose-leaves, letting the letter fall, and deeply draws
from his hookah a puff of the scented smoke, right
down into his lungs, and sighs it forth and smiles,
and lolling round on to his other elbow speaks comfortably
and says, “And shall a man go twice to the help
of a dog?”
And with these words he thinks no
more of England but ponders again the inscrutable
ways of God.