They all came uninvited, they all
led eventful lives, and all died tragical deaths;
so out of the long list of cats whom I have loved and
lost, these seven are the most interesting and memorable.
I have no prejudice against color,
but it so happened that our pussies were usually gray
or maltese. One white one, who would live
in the coal-bin, was a failure, and we never repeated
the experiment. Black cats had not been offered
us, so we had no experience of them till number one
came to us in this wise.
Sitting at my window, I saw a very
handsome puss come walking down the street in the
most composed and dignified manner. I watched
him with interest, wondering where he was going.
Pausing now and then, he examined
the houses as he passed, as if looking for a particular
number, till, coming to our gate, he pushed it open,
and walked in. Straight up to the door he came,
and finding it shut sat down to wait till some one
opened it for him.
Much amused, I went at once, and he
came directly in, after a long stare at me, and a
few wavings of his plumy tail. It was evidently
the right place, and, following me into the parlor,
he perched himself on the rug, blinked at the fire,
looked round the room, washed his face, and then,
lying down in a comfortable sprawl, he burst into a
cheerful purr, as if to say, —
“It’s all right; the place
suits me, and I’m going to stay.”
His coolness amused me very much,
and his beauty made me glad to keep him. He was
not a common cat, but, as we afterward discovered,
a Russian puss. His fur was very long, black,
and glossy as satin; his tail like a graceful plume,
and his eyes as round and yellow as two little moons.
His paws were very dainty, and white socks and gloves,
with a neat collar and shirt-bosom, gave him the appearance
of an elegant young beau, in full evening dress.
His face was white, with black hair parted in the
middle; and whiskers, fiercely curled up at the end,
gave him a martial look.
Every one admired him, and a vainer
puss never caught a mouse. If he saw us looking
at him, he instantly took an attitude; gazed pensively
at the fire, as if unconscious of our praises; crouched
like a tiger about to spring, and glared, and beat
the floor with his tail; or lay luxuriously outstretched,
rolling up his yellow eyes with a sentimental expression
that was very funny.
We named him the Czar, and no tyrannical
emperor of Russia ever carried greater desolation
and terror to the souls of his serfs, than this royal
cat did to the hearts and homes of the rats and mice
over whom he ruled.
The dear little mice who used to come
out to play so confidingly in my room, live in my
best bonnet-box, and bring up their interesting young
families in the storeroom, now fell an easy prey to
the Czar, who made nothing of catching half a dozen
a day.
Brazen-faced old rats, gray in sin,
who used to walk boldly in and out of the front door,
ravage our closets, and racket about the walls by
night, now paused in their revels, and felt that their
day was over. Czar did not know what fear was,
and flew at the biggest, fiercest rat that dared to
show his long tail on the premises. He fought
many a gallant fight, and slew his thousands, always
bringing his dead foe to display him to us, and receive
our thanks.
It was sometimes rather startling
to find a large rat reposing in the middle of your
parlor; not always agreeable to have an excited cat
bounce into your lap, lugging a half-dead rat in his
mouth; or to have visitors received by the Czar, tossing
a mouse on the door-steps, like a playful child with
its cup and ball.
He was not fond of petting, but allowed
one or two honored beings to cuddle him. My work-basket
was his favorite bed, for a certain fat cushion suited
him for a pillow, and, having coolly pulled out all
the pins, the rascal would lay his handsome head on
the red mound, and wink at me with an irresistibly
saucy expression that made it impossible to scold.
All summer we enjoyed his pranks and
admired his manly virtues; but in the winter we lost
him, for, alas! he found his victor in the end, and
fell a victim to his own rash daring.
One morning after a heavy snow-fall,
Czar went out to take a turn up and down the path.
As he sat with his back to the gate, meditatively
watching some doves on the shed-roof, a big bull-dog
entered the yard, and basely attacked him in the rear.
Taken by surprise, the dear fellow did his best, and
hit out bravely, till he was dragged into the deep
snow where he could not fight, and there so cruelly
maltreated that he would have been murdered outright,
if I had not gone to the rescue.
Catching up a broom, I belabored the
dog so energetically that he was forced to turn from
the poor Czar to me. What would have become of
me I don’t know, for the dog was in a rage,
and evidently meditating a grab at my ankles, when
his master appeared and ordered him off.
Never was a boy better scolded than
that one, for I poured forth vials of wrath upon his
head as I took up my bleeding pet, and pointed to his
wounds as indignantly as Antony did to Caesar’s.
The boy fled affrighted, and I bore
my poor Czar in to die. All day he lay on his
cushion, patient and quiet, with his torn neck tied
up in a soft bandage, a saucer of cream close by,
and an afflicted mistress to tend and stroke him with
tender lamentations.
We had company in the evening, and
my interesting patient was put into another room.
Once, in the midst of conversation, I thought I heard
a plaintive mew, but could not go to see, and soon
forgot all about it; but when the guests left, my
heart was rent by finding Czar stretched out before
the door quite dead.
Feeling death approach, he had crept
to say good-by, and with a farewell mew had died before
the closed door, a brave and faithful cat to the end.
He was buried with great pomp, and
before his grave was green, little Blot came to take
his place, though she never filled it. Blot’s
career was a sad and brief one. Misfortune marked
her for its own, and life was one too many for her.
I saw some boys pelting a wretched
object with mud. I delivered a lecture on cruelty
to animals, confiscated the victim, and, wrapping
her in a newspaper, bore the muddy little beast away
in triumph. Being washed and dried, she turned
out a thin black kit, with dirty blue bows tied in
her ears. As I don’t approve of ear-rings,
I took hers out, and tried to fatten her up, for she
was a forlorn creature at first.
But Blot would not grow plump.
Her early wrongs preyed upon her, and she remained
a thin, timid, melancholy little cat all her days.
I could not win her confidence. She had lost
her faith in mankind, and I don’t blame her.
She always hid in corners, quaked when I touched her,
took her food by stealth, and sat in a forlorn bunch
in cold nooks, down cellar or behind the gate, mewing
despondently to herself, as if her woes must find
a vent. She would not be easy and comfortable.
No cushion could allure, no soft beguilements win
her to purr, no dainty fare fill out her rusty coat,
no warmth or kindness banish the scared look from her
sad green eyes, no ball or spool lure her to play,
or cause her to wag her mortified thin tail with joy.
Poor, dear little Blot! She was
a pathetic spectacle, and her end was quite in keeping
with the rest of her hard fate. Trying one day
to make her come and be cuddled, she retreated to
the hearth, and when I pursued her, meaning to catch
and pet her, she took a distracted skip right into
a bed of hot coals. One wild howl, and another
still more distracted skip brought her out again,
to writhe in agony with four burnt paws and a singed
skin.
“We must put the little sufferer
out of her pain,” said a strong-minded friend;
and quenched little Blot’s life and suffering
together in a pail of water.
I laid her out sweetly in a nice box,
with a doll’s blanket folded round her, and,
bidding the poor dear a long farewell, confided her
to old MacCarty for burial. He was my sexton,
and I could trust him to inter my darlings decently,
and not toss them disrespectfully into a dirt-cart
or over a bridge.
My dear Mother Bunch was an entire
contrast to Blot. Such a fat, cosey old mamma
you never saw, and her first appearance was so funny,
I never think of her without laughing.
In our back kitchen was an old sideboard,
with two little doors in the lower part. Some
bits of carpet were kept there, but we never expected
to let that small mansion till, opening the door one
day, I found Mrs. Bunch and her young family comfortably
settled.
I had never seen this mild black cat
before, and I fancy no one had ever seen her three
roly-poly, jet-black kits. Such a confiding puss
I never met, for when I started back, surprised, Mrs.
Bunch merely looked at me with an insinuating purr,
and began to pick at my carpet, as if to say, —
“The house suited me; I’ll
take it, and pay rent by allowing you to admire and
pet my lovely babies.”
I never thought of turning her out,
and there she remained for some months, with her children
growing up around her, all as fat and funny, black
and amiable, as herself.
Three jollier kits were never born,
and a more devoted mother never lived. I put
her name on the door of her house, and they lived on
most comfortably together, even after they grew too
big for their accommodations, and tails and legs hung
out after the family had retired.
I really did hope they would escape
the doom that seemed to pursue my cats, but they did
not, for all came to grief in different ways.
Cuddle Bunch had a fit, and fell out of the window,
killing herself instantly. Othello, her brother,
was shot by a bad boy, who fired pistols at all the
cats in the neighborhood, as good practice for future
gunning expeditions.
Little Purr was caught in a trap,
set for a woodchuck, and so hurt she had to be gently
chloroformed out of life. Mother Bunch still remained,
and often used to go and sit sadly under the tree where
her infants were buried, — an afflicted,
yet resigned parent.
Her health declined, but we never
had the heart to send her away, and it wouldn’t
have done any good if we had tried. We did it
once, and it was a dead failure. At one time
the four cats were so wearing that my honored father,
who did not appreciate the dears, resolved to clear
the house of the whole family; so he packed them in
a basket, and carried them “over the hills and
far away,” like the “Babes in the Wood.”
Coming to a lonely spot, he let them out, and returned
home, much relieved in mind. Judge of his amazement
when the first thing he saw was Mrs. Bunch and her
children, sitting on the steps resting after their
run home.
We all laughed at the old gentleman
so that he left them in peace, and even when the mamma
alone remained, feeble and useless, her bereavement
made her sacred.
When we shut up the house, and went
to the city for the winter, we gave Mother Bunch to
the care of a kind neighbor, who promised to guard
her faithfully. Returning in the spring, one
of my first questions was, —
“How is old Pussy?”
Great was my anguish when my neighbor
told me that she was no more. It seems the dear
thing pined for her old home, and kept returning to
it in spite of age or bad weather.
Several times she was taken back when
she ran away, but at last they were tired of fussing
over her, and let her go. A storm came on, and
when they went to see what had become of her, they
found her frozen, in the old sideboard, where I first
discovered her with her kits about her.
As a delicate attention to me, Mrs.
Bunch’s skin was preserved, and presented when
the tale was told. I kept it some time, but the
next Christmas I made it into muffs for several dolls,
who were sent me to dress; and very nice little muffs
the pretty black fur made, lined with cherry silk,
and finished off with tiny tassels.
I loved the dear old puss, but I knew
the moths would get her skin if I kept it, and preferred
to rejoice the hearts of several small friends with
dolls in full winter costume. I am sure Mrs. Bunch
would have agreed with me, and not felt that I treated
her remains with disrespect.
The last of my cats was the blackest
of all, and such a wild thing we called him the Imp.
He tumbled into the garret one day through a broken
scuttle, and took possession of the house from that
time forth, acting as if bewitched.
He got into the furnace pipes, but
could not get out, and kept me up one whole night,
giving him air and light, food and comfort, through
a little hole in the floor, while waiting for a carpenter
to come and saw him out.
He got a sad pinch in his tail, which
made it crooked forever after. He fell into the
soft-soap barrel, and was fished out a deplorable
spectacle. He was half strangled by a fine collar
we put on him, and was found hanging by it on a peg.
People sat down on him, for he would
lie in chairs. No one loved him much, for he
was not amiable in temper, but bit and scratched if
touched, worried the bows off our slippers in his play,
and if we did not attend to him at once, he complained
in the most tremendous bass growl I ever heard.
He was not beautiful, but very impressive;
being big, without a white hair on him. One eye
was blue and one green, and the green one was always
half shut, as if he was winking at you, which gave
him a rowdy air comical to see. Then he swaggered
in his walk, never turned out for any one, and if
offended fell into rages fit to daunt the bravest soul.
Yes, the Imp was truly an awful animal;
and when a mischievous cousin of ours told us he wanted
a black cat, without a single white hair on it, to
win a wager with, we at once offered ours.
It seems that sailors are so superstitious
they will not sail in a ship with a black cat; and
this rogue of a cousin was going to send puss off
on a voyage, unknown to any one but the friend who
took him, and when the trip was safely over, he was
to be produced as a triumphant proof of the folly
of the nautical superstition.
So the Imp was delivered to his new
master, and sailed away packed up in an old fishing-basket,
with his head poked out of a hole in the cover.
We waited anxiously to hear how the
joke ended; but unfortunately the passage was very
rough, his guardian too ill to keep him safe and quiet,
so the irrepressible fellow escaped from prison, and
betrayed himself by growling dismally, as he went
lurching across the deck to the great dismay of the
sailors.
They chased, caught, and tossed the
poor Imp overboard without loss of time. And
when the joke came out, they had the best of it, for
the weather happened to improve, and the rest of the
voyage was prosperous. So, of course, they laid
it all to the loss of the cat, and were more fixed
in their belief than ever.
We were sorry that poor old Imp met
so sad a fate, but did not mourn him long, for he
had not won our hearts as some of our other pets had.
He was the last of the seven black
cats, and we never had another; for I really did feel
as if there was something uncanny about them after
my tragical experiences with Czar, Blot, Mother Bunch’s
family, and the martyred Imp.