Athletic sports were in high favour
at Plumfield; and the river where the old punt used
to wabble about with a cargo of small boys, or echo
to the shrill screams of little girls trying to get
lilies, now was alive with boats of all kinds, from
the slender wherry to the trim pleasure-craft, gay
with cushions, awnings, and fluttering pennons.
Everyone rowed, and the girls as well as the youths
had their races, and developed their muscles in the
most scientific manner. The large, level meadow
near the old willow was now the college playground,
and here baseball battles raged with fury, varied
by football, leaping, and kindred sports fitted to
split the fingers, break the ribs, and strain the
backs of the too ambitious participants. The gentler
pastimes of the damsels were at a safe distance from
this Champ de Mars; croquet mallets clicked under
the elms that fringed the field, rackets rose and fell
energetically in several tennis-courts, and gates of
different heights were handy to practise the graceful
bound by which every girl expected to save her life
some day when the mad bull, which was always coming
but never seemed to arrive, should be bellowing at
her heels.
One of these tennis grounds was called
‘Jo’s Court’, and here the little
lady ruled like a queen; for she was fond of the game,
and being bent on developing her small self to the
highest degree of perfection, she was to be found
at every leisure moment with some victim hard at it.
On a certain pleasant Saturday afternoon she had been
playing with Bess and beating her; for, though more
graceful, the Princess was less active than her cousin,
and cultivated her roses by quieter methods.
’Oh dear! you are tired, and
every blessed boy is at that stupid baseball match.
‘What shall I do?’ sighed Josie, pushing
back the great red hat she wore, and gazing sadly
round her for more worlds to conquer.
’I’ll play presently,
when I’m a little cooler. But it is dull
work for me, as I never win,’ answered Bess,
fanning herself with a large leaf.
Josie was about to sit down beside
her on the rustic seat and wait, when her quick eye
saw afar off two manly forms arrayed in white flannel;
their blue legs seemed bearing them towards the battle
going on in the distance; but they never reached the
fray; for with a cry of joy, Jo raced away to meet
them, bent on securing this heaven-sent reinforcement.
Both paused as she came flying up, and both raised
their hats; but oh, the difference there was in the
salutes! The stout youth pulled his off lazily
and put it on again at once, as if glad to get the
duty over; the slender being, with the crimson tie,
lifted his with a graceful bend, and held it aloft
while he accosted the rosy, breathless maid, thus
permitting her to see his raven locks smoothly parted,
with one little curl upon the brow. Dolly prided
himself upon that bow, and practised it before his
glass, but did not bestow it upon all alike, regarding
it as a work of art, fit only for the fairest and most
favoured of his female admirers; for he was a pretty
youth, and fancied himself an Adonis.
Eager Josie evidently did not appreciate
the honour he did her, for with a nod she begged them
both to ’come along and play tennis, not go and
get all hot and dirty with the boys’. These
two adjectives won the day; for Stuffy was already
warmer than he liked to be, and Dolly had on a new
suit which he desired to keep immaculate as long as
possible, conscious that it was very becoming.
‘Charmed to oblige,’ answered
the polite one, with another bend.
‘You play, I’ll rest,’
added the fat boy, yearning for repose and gentle
converse with the Princess in the cooling shade.
’Well, you can comfort Bess,
for I’ve beaten her all to bits and she needs
amusing. I know you’ve got something nice
in your pocket, George; give her some, and ‘Dolphus
can have her racket. Now then, fly round’;
and driving her prey before her, Josie returned in
triumph to the court.
Casting himself ponderously upon the
bench, which creaked under his weight, Stuffy as
we will continue to call him, though no one else dared
to use the old name now promptly produced
the box of confectionery, without which he never travelled
far, and regaled Bess with candied violets and other
dainties, while Dolly worked hard to hold his own
against a most accomplished antagonist. He would
have beaten her if an unlucky stumble, which produced
an unsightly stain upon the knee of those new shorts,
had not distracted his mind and made him careless.
Much elated at her victory, Josie permitted him to
rest, and offered ironical consolation for the mishap
which evidently weighed upon his mind.
’Don’t be an old Betty;
it can be cleaned. You must have been a cat in
some former state, you are so troubled about dirt;
or a tailor, and lived for clothes.’
‘Come now, don’t hit a
fellow when he is down,’ responded Dolly from
the grass where he and Stuffy now lay to make room
for both girls on the seat. One handkerchief
was spread under him, and his elbow leaned upon another,
while his eyes were sadly fixed upon the green and
brown spot which afflicted him. ’I like
to be neat; don’t think it civil to cut about
in old shoes and grey flannel shirts before ladies.
Our fellows are gentlemen, and dress as such,’
he added, rather nettled at the word ‘tailor’;
for he owed one of those too attractive persons an
uncomfortably big bill.
’So are ours; but good clothes
alone don’t make a gentleman here. We require
a good deal more,’ flashed Josie, in arms at
once to defend her college. ’You will hear
of some of the men in “old boots and grey flannel”
when you and your fine gentlemen are twiddling your
ties and scenting your hair in obscurity. I like
old boots and wear them, and I hate dandies; don’t
you, Bess?’
‘Not when they are kind to me,
and belong to our old set,’ answered Bess, with
a nod of thanks to Dolly, who was carefully removing
an inquisitive caterpillar from one of her little
russet shoes.
’I like a lady who is always
polite, and doesn’t snap a man’s head off
if he has a mind of his own; don’t you, George?’
asked Dolly, with his best smile for Bess and a Harvard
stare of disapprobation for Josie.
A tranquil snore was Stuffy’s
sole reply, and a general laugh restored peace for
the moment. But Josie loved to harass the lords
of creation who asserted themselves too much, and
bided her time for another attack till she had secured
more tennis. She got another game; for Dolly was
a sworn knight of dames, so he obeyed her call,
leaving Bess to sketch George as he lay upon his back,
his stout legs crossed, and his round red face partially
eclipsed by his hat. Josie got beaten this time
and came back rather cross, so she woke the peaceful
sleeper by tickling his nose with a straw till he
sneezed himself into a sitting posture, and looked
wrathfully about for ‘that confounded fly’.
’Come, sit up and let us have
a little elegant conversation; you “howling
swells” ought to improve our minds and manners,
for we are only poor “country girls in dowdy
gowns and hats",’ began the gad-fly, opening
the battle with a sly quotation from one of Dolly’s
unfortunate speeches about certain studious damsels
who cared more for books than finery.
’I didn’t mean you!
Your gowns are all right, and those hats the latest
thing out,’ began poor ’Dolphus, convicting
himself by the incautious exclamation.
’Caught you that time; I thought
you fellows were all gentlemen, civil as well as nice.
But you are always sneering at girls who don’t
dress well and that is a very unmanly thing to do;
my mother said so’; and Josie felt that she
had dealt a shrewd blow at the elegant youth who bowed
at many shrines if they were well-decorated ones.
’Got you there, old boy, and
she’s right. You never hear me talk about
clothes and such twaddle,’ said Stuffy, suppressing
a yawn, and feeling for another bon-bon wherewith
to refresh himself.
’You talk about eating, and
that is even worse for a man. You will marry
a cook and keep a restaurant some day,’ laughed
Josie, down on him at once.
This fearful prediction kept him silent
for several moments; but Dolly rallied, and wisely
changing the subject, carried war into the enemy’s
camp.
’As you wanted us to improve
your manners, allow me to say that young ladies in
good society don’t make personal remarks or deliver
lectures. Little girls who are not out do it,
and think it witty; but I assure you it’s not
good form.’
Josie paused a moment to recover from
the shock of being called ’a little girl’,
when all the honours of her fourteenth birthday were
fresh upon her; and Bess said, in the lofty tone which
was infinitely more crushing than Jo’s impertinence:
’That is true; but we have lived
all our lives with superior people, so we have no
society talk like your young ladies. We are so
accustomed to sensible conversation, and helping one
another by telling our faults, that we have no gossip
to offer you.’
When the Princess reproved, the boys
seldom resented it; so Dolly held his peace, and Josie
burst out, following her cousin’s lead, which
she thought a happy one:
’Our boys like to have us talk
with them, and take kindly any hints we give.
They don’t think they know everything and are
quite perfect at eighteen, as I’ve observed
the Harvard men do, especially the very young ones.’
Josie took immense satisfaction in
that return shot; and Dolly showed that he was hit,
by the nettled tone in which he answered, with a supercilious
glance at the hot, dusty, and noisy crowd on the baseball
ground: ’The class of fellows you have here
need all the polish and culture you can give them;
and I’m glad they get it. Our men are largely
from the best families all over the country, so we
don’t need girls to teach us anything.’
’It’s a pity you don’t
have more of such “fellows” as ours.
They value and use well what college gives them, and
aren’t satisfied to slip through, getting all
the fun they can and shirking the work. Oh, I’ve
heard you “men” talk, and heard your fathers
say they wish they hadn’t wasted time and money
just that you might say you’d been through college.
As for the girls, you’ll be much better off in
all ways when they do get in, and keep you lazy things
up to the mark, as we do here.’
‘If you have such a poor opinion
of us, why do you wear our colour?’ asked Dolly,
painfully conscious that he was not improving the
advantages his Alma Mater offered him, but bound to
defend her.
‘I don’t; my hat is scarlet,
not crimson. Much you know about a colour,’
scoffed Josie.
’I know that a cross cow would
soon set you scampering, if you flaunted that red
tile under her nose,’ retorted Dolly.
‘I’m ready for her.
Can your fine young ladies do this? or you either?’
and burning to display her latest accomplishment, Josie
ran to the nearest gate, put one hand on the top rail,
and vaulted over as lightly as a bird.
Bess shook her head, and Stuffy languidly
applauded; but Dolly scorning to be braved by a girl,
took a flying leap and landed on his feet beside Josie,
saying calmly: ‘Can you do that?’
‘Not yet; but I will by and by.’
As his foe looked a little crestfallen,
Dolly relented, and affably added sundry feats of
a like nature, quite unconscious that he had fallen
into a dreadful snare; for the dull red paint on the
gate, not being used to such vigorous handling, came
off in streaks upon his shoulders when he turned a
backward swing and came up smiling, to be rewarded
with the aggravating remark:
’If you want to know what crimson
is, look at your back; it’s nicely stamped on
and won’t wash out, I think.’
‘The deuce it won’t!’
cried Dolly, trying to get an impossible view, and
giving it up in great disgust.
‘I guess we’d better be
going, Dolf,’ said peaceable Stuffy, feeling
that it would be wise to retreat before another skirmish
took place, as his side seemed to be getting the worst
of it.
’Don’t hurry, I beg; stay
and rest; you must need it after the tremendous amount
of brain work you’ve done this week. It
is time for our Greek. Come, Bess. Good
afternoon, gentlemen.’ And, with a sweeping
courtesy, Josie led the way, with her hat belligerently
cocked up, and her racket borne like a triumphal banner
over one shoulder; for having had the last word, she
felt that she could retire with the honours of war.
Dolly gave Bess his best bow, with
the chill on; and Stuffy subsided luxuriously, with
his legs in the air, murmuring in a dreamy tone:
’Little Jo is as cross as two
sticks today. I’m going in for another
nap: too hot to play anything.’
‘So it is. Wonder if Spitfire
was right about these beastly spots?’ And Dolly
sat down to try dry cleansing with one of his handkerchiefs.
‘Asleep?’ he asked, after a few moments
of this cheerful occupation, fearing that his chum
might be too comfortable when he was in a fume himself.
’No. I was thinking that
Jo wasn’t far wrong about shirking. ’Tis
a shame to get so little done, when we ought to be
grinding like Morton and Torry and that lot.
I never wanted to go to college; but my governor made
me. Much good it will do either of us!’
answered Stuffy, with a groan; for he hated work,
and saw two more long years of it before him.
’Gives a man prestige, you know.
No need to dig. I mean to have a gay old time,
and be a “howling swell”, if I choose.
Between you and me though, it would be no end jolly
to have the girls along. Study be hanged!
But if we’ve got to turn the grindstone, it would
be mighty nice to have some of the little dears to
lend a hand. Wouldn’t it now?’
’I’d like three this minute one
to fan me, one to kiss me, and one to give me some
iced lemonade!’ sighed Stuffy, with a yearning
glance towards the house, whence no succour appeared.
‘How would root-beer do?’
asked a voice behind them, which made Dolly spring
to his feet and Stuffy roll over like a startled porpoise.
Sitting on the stile that crossed
the wall near by was Mrs Jo, with two jugs slung over
her shoulder by a strap, several tin mugs in her hand,
and an old-fashioned sun-bonnet on her head.
’I knew the boys would be killing
themselves with ice-water; so I strolled down with
some of my good, wholesome beer. They drank like
fishes. But Silas was with me; so my cruse still
holds out. Have some?’
‘Yes, thanks, very much.
Let us pour it.’ And Dolly held the cup
while Stuffy joyfully filled it; both very grateful,
but rather afraid she had heard what went before the
wish she fulfilled.
She proved that she had by saying,
as they stood drinking her health, while she sat between
them, looking like a middle-aged vivandière, with
her jugs and mugs:
’I was glad to hear you say
you would like to have girls at your college; but
I hope you will learn to speak more respectfully of
them before they come; for that will be the first
lesson they will teach you.’
‘Really, ma’am, I was
only joking,’ began Stuffy, gulping down his
beer in a hurry.
’So was I. I’m sure I I’m
devoted to ’em,’ stuttered Dolly, panic-stricken;
for he saw that he was in for a lecture of some sort.
’Not in the right way.
Frivolous girls may like to be called “little
dears” and things of that sort; but the girls
who love study wish to be treated like reasonable
beings, not dolls to flirt with. Yes, I’m
going to preach; that’s my business; so stand
up and take it like men.’
Mrs Jo laughed; but she was in earnest;
for by various hints and signs during the past winter
she knew that the boys were beginning to ’see
life’ in the way she especially disapproved.
Both were far from home, had money enough to waste,
and were as inexperienced, curious, and credulous
as most lads of their age. Not fond of books,
therefore without the safeguard which keeps many studious
fellows out of harm; one self-indulgent, indolent,
and so used to luxury that pampering of the senses
was an easy thing; the other vain, as all comely boys
are, full of conceit, and so eager to find favour
in the eyes of his comrades that he was ready for
anything which would secure it. These traits and
foibles made both peculiarly liable to the temptations
which assail pleasure-loving and weak-willed boys.
Mrs Jo knew them well, and had dropped many a warning
word since they went to college; but till lately they
seemed not to understand some of her friendly hints;
now she was sure they would, and meant to speak out:
for long experience with boys made her both bold and
skilful in handling some of the dangers usually left
to silence, till it is too late for anything but pity
and reproach.
’I’m going to talk to
you like a mother, because yours are far away; and
there are things that mothers can manage best, if they
do their duty,’ she solemnly began from the
depths of the sunbonnet.
‘Great Scott! We’re
in for it now!’ thought Dolly, in secret dismay;
while Stuffy got the first blow by trying to sustain
himself with another mug of beer.
’That won’t hurt you;
but I must warn you about drinking other things, George.
Overeating is an old story; and a few more fits of
illness will teach you to be wise. But drinking
is a more serious thing, and leads to worse harm than
any that can afflict your body alone. I hear you
talk about wines as if you knew them and cared more
for them than a boy should; and several times I’ve
heard jokes that meant mischief. For heaven’s
sake, don’t begin to play with this dangerous
taste “for fun”, as you say, or because
it’s the fashion, and the other fellows do.
Stop at once, and learn that temperance in all things
is the only safe rule.’
’Upon my honour, I only take
wine and iron. I need a tonic, mother says, to
repair the waste of brain-tissue while I’m studying,’
protested Stuffy, putting down the mug as if it burnt
his fingers.
’Good beef and oatmeal will
repair your tissues much better than any tonic of
that sort. Work and plain fare are what you want;
and I wish I had you here for a few months out of
harm’s way. I’d Banting you, and
fit you to run without puffing, and get on without
four or five meals a day. What an absurd hand
that is for a man! You ought to be ashamed of
it!’ And Mrs Jo caught up the plump fist, with
deep dimples at each knuckle, which was fumbling distressfully
at the buckle of the belt girt about a waist far too
large for a youth of his age.
‘I can’t help it we
all grow fat; it’s in the family,’ said
Stuffy in self-defence.
’All the more reason you should
live carefully. Do you want to die early, or
be an invalid all your life?’
‘No, ma’am!’
Stuffy looked so scared that Mrs Jo
could not be hard upon his budding sins, for they
lay at his overindulgent mother’s door line in
a great measure; so she softened the tone of her voice,
and added, with a little slap on the fat hand, as
she used to do when it was small enough to pilfer
lumps of sugar from her bowl:
’Then be careful; for a man
writes his character in his face; and you don’t
want gluttony and intemperance in yours, I know.’
’I’m sure I don’t!
Please make out a wholesome bill of fare, and I’ll
stick to it, if I can. I am getting stout, and
I don’t like it; and my liver’s torpid,
and I have palpitations and headache. Overwork,
mother says; but it may be overeating.’
And Stuffy gave a sigh of mingled regret for the good
things he renounced, and relief as he finished loosening
his belt as soon as his hand was free.
’I will; follow it, and in a
year you’ll be a man and not a meal-bag.
Now, Dolly’; and Mrs Jo turned to the other culprit,
who shook in his shoes and wished he hadn’t
come.
‘Are you studying French as
industriously as you were last winter?’
’No ma’am; I don’t
care for it that is, I, I’m busy with
G-Greek just now,’ answered Dolly, beginning
bravely, quite in the dark as to what that odd question
meant till a sudden memory made him stutter and look
at his shoes with deep interest.
’Oh, he doesn’t study
it; only reads French novels and goes to the theatre
when the opera bouffe is here,’ said Stuffy,
innocently confirming Mrs Jo’s suspicions.
’So I understood; and that is
what I want to speak about. Ted had a sudden
desire to learn French in that way, from something
you said, Dolly; so I went myself, and was quite satisfied
that it was no place for a decent boy. Your men
were out in full force; and I was glad to see that
some of the younger ones looked as ashamed as I felt.
The older fellows enjoyed it, and when we came out
were waiting to take those painted girls to supper.
Did you ever go with them?’
‘Once.’
‘Did you like it?’
’No ‘m; I I
came away early,’ stammered Dolly, with a face
as red as his splendid tie.
’I’m glad you have not
lost the grace of blushing yet; but you will soon,
if you keep up this sort of study and forget to be
ashamed. The society of such women will unfit
you for that of good ones, and lead you into trouble
and sin and shame. Oh, why don’t the city
fathers stop that evil thing, when they know the harm
it does? It made my heart ache to see those boys,
who ought to be at home and in their beds, going off
for a night of riot which would help to ruin some
of them for ever.’
The youths looked scared at Mrs Jo’s
energetic protest against one of the fashionable pleasures
of the day, and waited in conscience-stricken silence Stuffy
glad that he never went to those gay suppers, and
Dolly deeply grateful that he ‘came away early’.
With a hand on either shoulder, and all the terrors
smoothed from her brow, Mrs Jo went on in her most
motherly tone, anxious to do for them what no other
woman would, and do it kindly:
’My dear boys, if I didn’t
love you, I would not say these things. I know
they are not pleasant; but my conscience won’t
let me hold my peace when a word may keep you from
two of the great sins that curse the world and send
so many young men to destruction. You are just
beginning to feel the allurement of them, and soon
it will be hard to turn away. Stop now, I beg
of you, and not only save yourselves but help others
by a brave example. Come to me if things worry
you; don’t be afraid or ashamed; I have heard
many sadder confessions than any you are ever likely
to bring me, and been able to comfort many poor fellows,
gone wrong for want of a word in time. Do this,
and you will be able to kiss your mothers with clean
lips, and by and by have the right to ask innocent
girls to love you.’
’Yes’m, thank you.
I suppose you’re right; but it’s pretty
hard work to toe the mark when ladies give you wine
and gentlemen take their daughters to see Aimee,’
said Dolly, foreseeing tribulations ahead though he
knew it was time to ‘pull up’.
’So it is; but all the more
honour to those who are brave and wise enough to resist
public opinion, and the easy-going morals of bad or
careless men and women. Think of the persons whom
you respect most, and in imitating them you will secure
the respect of those who look up to you. I’d
rather my boys should be laughed at and cold-shouldered
by a hundred foolish fellows than lose what, once
gone, no power can give them back innocence
and self-respect. I don’t wonder you find
it “hard to toe the mark”, when books,
pictures, ball-rooms, theatres, and streets offer
temptations; yet you can resist, if you try. Last
winter Mrs Brooke used to worry about John’s
being out so late reporting; but when she spoke to
him about the things he must see and hear on his way
to and fro from the office at midnight, he said in
his sober way, “I know what you mean, mother;
but no fellow need to go wrong unless he wants to.”
‘That’s like the Deacon!’
exclaimed Stuffy, with an approving smile on his fat
face.
’I’m glad you told me
that. He’s right; and it’s because
he doesn’t want to go wrong we all respect him
so,’ added Dolly, looking up now with an expression
which assured his Mentor that the right string had
been touched, and a spirit of emulation roused, more
helpful, perhaps, than any words of hers. Seeing
this, she was satisfied, and said, as she prepared
to leave the bar before which her culprits had been
tried and found guilty, but recommended to mercy:
’Then be to others what John
is to you a good example. Forgive me
for troubling you, my dear lads, and remember my little
preachment. I think it will do you good, though
I may never know it. Chance words spoken in kindness
often help amazingly; and that’s what old people
are here for else their experience is of
little use. Now, come and find the young folk.
I hope I shall never have to shut the gates of Plumfield
upon you, as I have on some of your “gentlemen”.
I mean to keep my boys and girls safe if I can, and
this a wholesome place where the good old-fashioned
virtues are lived and taught.’
Much impressed by that dire threat,
Dolly helped her from her perch with deep respect;
and Stuffy relieved her of her empty jugs, solemnly
vowing to abstain from all fermented beverages except
root-beer, as long as feeble flesh could hold out.
Of course they made light of ’Mother Bhaer’s
lecture’ when they were alone that
was to be expected of ’men of our class’
but in their secret souls they thanked her for giving
their boyish consciences a jog, and more than once
afterward had cause to remember gratefully that half-hour
in the tennis court.