THE JUDGE’S “SPIRITED WOMAN”
“I was sitting here,”
said the judge, “in this old pulpit, holding
court, and we were trying a big, wicked-looking Spanish
desperado for killing the husband of a bright, pretty
Mexican woman. It was a lazy summer day, and
an awfully long one, and the witnesses were tedious.
None of us took any interest in the trial except
that nervous, uneasy devil of a Mexican woman because
you know how they love and how they hate, and this
one had loved her husband with all her might, and
now she had boiled it all down into hate, and stood
here spitting it at that Spaniard with her eyes; and
I tell you she would stir me up, too, with a little
of her summer lightning, occasionally. Well,
I had my coat off and my heels up, lolling and sweating,
and smoking one of those cabbage cigars the San Francisco
people used to think were good enough for us in those
times; and the lawyers they all had their coats off,
and were smoking and whittling, and the witnesses
the same, and so was the prisoner. Well, the
fact is, there warn’t any interest in a murder
trial then, because the fellow was always brought
in ‘not guilty,’ the jury expecting him
to do as much for them some time; and, although the
evidence was straight and square against this Spaniard,
we knew we could not convict him without seeming to
be rather high-handed and sort of reflecting on every
gentleman in the community; for there warn’t
any carriages and liveries then, and so the only ‘style’
there was, was to keep your private graveyard.
But that woman seemed to have her heart set on hanging
that Spaniard; and you’d ought to have seen
how she would glare on him a minute, and then look
up at me in her pleading way, and then turn and for
the next five minutes search the jury’s faces,
and by and by drop her face in her hands for just
a little while as if she was most ready to give up;
but out she’d come again directly, and be as
live and anxious as ever. But when the jury
announced the verdict Not Guilty and
I told the prisoner he was acquitted and free to go,
that woman rose up till she appeared to be as tall
and grand as a seventy-four-gun ship, and says she:
“’Judge, do I understand
you to say that this man is not guilty that murdered
my husband without any cause before my own eyes and
my little children’s, and that all has been
done to him that ever justice and the law can do?’
“‘The same,’ says I.
“And then what do you reckon
she did? Why, she turned on that smirking Spanish
fool like a wildcat, and out with a ‘navy’
and shot him dead in open court!”
“That was spirited, I am willing to admit.”
“Wasn’t it, though?” said the judge
admiringly.
“I wouldn’t have missed
it for anything. I adjourned court right on the
spot, and we put on our coats and went out and took
up a collection for her and her cubs, and sent them
over the mountains to their friends. Ah, she
was a spirited wench!”