But after several restless nights
an inspired idea flashed upon Sturgis, and he sprang
out of bed delighted. He thought he saw his way
through. The next day he whispered around a little
among his clients and a few friends, and then when
the case came up in court he acknowledged the seven-up
and the betting, and, as his sole defense, had the
astounding effrontery to put in the plea that old
sledge was not a game of chance! There was the
broadest sort of a smile all over the faces of that
sophisticated audience. The judge smiled with
the rest. But Sturgis maintained a countenance
whose earnestness was even severe. The opposite
counsel tried to ridicule him out of his position,
and did not succeed. The judge jested in a ponderous
judicial way about the thing, but did not move him.
The matter was becoming grave. The judge lost
a little of his patience, and said the joke had gone
far enough. Jim Sturgis said he knew of no joke
in the matter his clients could not be punished
for indulging in what some people chose to consider
a game of chance until it was proven that it was a
game of chance. Judge and counsel said that
would be an easy matter, and forthwith called Deacons
Job, Peters, Burke, and Johnson, and Dominies Wirt
and Miggles, to testify; and they unanimously and
with strong feeling put down the legal quibble of Sturgis
by pronouncing that old sledge was a game of chance.
“What do you call it now?” said the judge.
“I call it a game of science!”
retorted Sturgis; “and I’ll prove it,
too!”
They saw his little game.
He brought in a cloud of witnesses,
and produced an overwhelming mass of testimony, to
show that old sledge was not a game of chance but a
game of science.
Instead of being the simplest case
in the world, it had somehow turned out to be an excessively
knotty one. The judge scratched his head over
it awhile, and said there was no way of coming to a
determination, because just as many men could be brought
into court who would testify on one side as could
be found to testify on the other. But he said
he was willing to do the fair thing by all parties,
and would act upon any suggestion Mr. Sturgis would
make for the solution of the difficulty.
Mr. Sturgis was on his feet in a second.
“Impanel a jury of six of each,
Luck versus Science. Give them candles and a
couple of decks of cards. Send them into the
jury-room, and just abide by the result!”
There was no disputing the fairness
of the proposition. The four deacons and the
two dominies were sworn in as the “chance”
jurymen, and six inveterate old seven-up professors
were chosen to represent the “science”
side of the issue. They retired to the jury-room.
In about two hours Deacon Peters sent
into court to borrow three dollars from a friend.
[Sensation.] In about two hours more Dominie Miggles
sent into court to borrow a “stake” from
a friend. [Sensation.] During the next three or
four hours the other dominie and the other deacons
sent into court for small loans. And still the
packed audience waited, for it was a prodigious occasion
in Bull’s Corners, and one in which every father
of a family was necessarily interested.
The rest of the story can be told
briefly. About daylight the jury came in, and
Deacon Job, the foreman, read the following:
Verdict:
We, the jury in the case of the Commonwealth
of Kentucky vs. John Wheeler et al.,
have carefully considered the points of the case,
and tested the merits of the several theories
advanced, and do hereby unanimously decide that
the game commonly known as old sledge or seven-up
is eminently a game of science and not of chance.
In demonstration whereof it is hereby and herein
stated, iterated, reiterated, set forth, and
made manifest that, during the entire night,
the “chance” men never won a game or turned
a jack, although both feats were common and frequent
to the opposition; and furthermore, in support
of this our verdict, we call attention to the
significant fact that the “chance” men
are all busted, and the “science”
men have got the money. It is the deliberate
opinion of this jury, that the “chance”
theory concerning seven-up is a pernicious doctrine,
and calculated to inflict untold suffering and pecuniary
loss upon any community that takes stock in it.
“That is the way that seven-up
came to be set apart and particularized in the statute-books
of Kentucky as being a game not of chance but of science,
and therefore not punishable under the law,”
said Mr. K-----. “That verdict is of record,
and holds good to this day.”