Struby’s drug-store did a large
business in hot drinks in the week following Christmas,
as citizens and citizenesses met to discuss the return
of Lois Montgomery. The annual choir-row in Center
Church caused scarcely a ripple; the county poorhouse
burned to the ground, and nobody cared particularly;
an august professor in the college was laid low with
whooping-cough, and even this calamity failed to tickle
the community as it would have done in ordinary circumstances.
Wonder and mystery were in the air
of Main Street. Persons who had no money in Montgomery’s
Bank, and whom the liveliest imagination could not
dramatize as borrowers from that institution, dropped
in casually on fictitious errands, in the hope of
seeing or hearing something. Housewives who lived
beyond the college, or over in the new bungalow addition
across the Monon tracks, who had no business whatever
in the neighborhood of the old Montgomery place, made
flimsy excuses for visiting that region in the hope
of catching a glimpse of a certain lady who, after
a long absence, had reappeared in town with bewildering
suddenness. What Amzi had said to his sisters
Kate, Josie, and Fanny and what they had said to him,
and what Mrs. Lois Montgomery Holton had said to them
all afforded an ample field for comment where facts
were known; and where there were no facts, speculation
and invention rioted outrageously. Had Tom Kirkwood
seen his former wife? Would Phil break with her
father and go to live at Amzi’s with her mother?
Was it true that Lois had come back to Indiana in
the hope of effecting a reconciliation with Jack Holton,
of whom unpleasant reports were now reaching Montgomery
from the state capital? An intelligent community
possessed of a healthy curiosity must be pardoned for
polishing its spectacles when a drama so exciting
and presenting so many characters is being disclosed
upon its stage.
It was said that Mrs. Holton emerged
from Amzi’s house daily to take the air.
She had been observed by credible witnesses at the
stamp window of the post-office; again, she had bought
violets at the florist’s; she had been seen
walking across the Madison campus. The attendants
in the new Carnegie library had been thrilled by a
visit from a strange lady who could have been none
other than Mrs. Holton.
At four o’clock on the afternoon
of January 2, Mrs. Holton drank a cup of bouillon
at Struby’s counter, informed the white-jacketed
attendant that it was excellent, and crossed Main
Street to Montgomery’s Bank under the admiring
eyes of a dozen young collegians who happened to be
loafing in the drug-store. Amzi escorted his sister
at once to his private room at the rear, poked the
fire, buttoned his coat and sat down.
“Well, Lois, how goes it?”
His question was the one he habitually
asked his customers, and he had no idea that anything
of importance had happened to his sister since he
left her at one o’clock.
“The air in the counting-room
is bad, Amzi; you ought to put in ventilators.
A little fresh air would increase the efficiency of
the clerks one hundred per cent,” she remarked,
tossing her muff and a package on the table.
It was a solid package that fell with a bang.
“Then they’d want more
pay. You’ve got another guess coming.”
“No. You’d cut down
their wages because they worked less time.”
He rubbed his head and chuckled.
It was plainly written on his face that he was immensely
fond of her, that her presence in the dim, dingy old
room gave him pleasure. He clasped his hands behind
his head to emphasize his comfort.
“I passed Center Church on my
way down just as my perfectly good sisters three were
entering the side door. The Presbyterians haven’t
set up a confessional, have they?”
“Lemme see. I guess this
is the afternoon they sew for the heathen. No.
This is Tuesday. Pastor’s Aid Society.
Caught ’em in the act, did you?”
“I suppose I did. They
bowed and I bowed. When I got to the corner I
turned round to take a look at the steeple and they
were inspecting my clothes. They’re rather
funny human beings, those sisters of ours. How
do you suppose they ever happened anyhow? How
do you suppose they came to be so good and you and
I so naughty? I mention your naughtiness, Amzi,
just to keep from being so lonesome.”
“Thunder!” he puffed,
evidently rejoicing in the wickedness she conferred
upon him.
“I came to talk business a little,
Amzi. Didn’t want to do it at the house.
In fact, I’m out of money; broke; busted.
I bought a cup of soup at the drug-store over the
way and left my last dime on the counter.”
He rubbed his pink pate and cleared
his throat. He was not surprised; he had expected
her to be broke. Several times in the week that
had passed since her return, he had thought of broaching
the subject of money, but had refrained. Lois
could have anything he had; that was his feeling about
it; and no doubt when she needed money she would ask
for it. His other sisters had never hesitated.
“Just say how much, Lois.”
His tone was reassuring. The
others had bled him for years; he had kept an account
of his “advances,” as they called them,
in a pass-book, and within a few days he had credited
Lois with an amount equal to the total of these sums.
It was approximately this amount that he had tried
to bestow upon Phil the previous fall when that unreasonable
young person had scorned it.
Lois had not answered him. Her
face wore a look of abstraction and she compressed
her lips poutingly. He had found her increasingly
interesting and amusing as the days passed. The
subjects she discussed in their long evenings together
were as various as her costumes. She was always
cheery, always a delight to his admiring eyes.
Now that she needed money she would be sure to ask
for it in her own charming fashion.
“Speak up; don’t be afraid.
The sooner we fix it the quicker we can forget it,”
he added kindly.
“I was just wondering how to
divide things around a little,” she replied.
“Divide how? Among your creditors?”
“Creditors? Bless your silly head, Amzi,
I haven’t any creditors!”
“I thought you said you were broke.”
“Oh, I believe I did,”
she replied, still only half-attentive to what he
said, and apparently not particularly interested in
explaining herself. She reached for a pad and
made rapid calculations. He lighted a cigar and
watched her gloved hand dancing over the paper.
The package she had tossed on the table was much bewaxed
and sealed. “When I said I was broke, I
meant that I hadn’t any money in my pocket.
I want to open an account here so I can cash a check.
I suppose you haven’t any prejudices against
accepting small deposits?”
“No prejudices exactly, Lois;
but it’s so long since any member of the family
came into this bank without wanting to make a touch
that I’m likely to drop dead.”
She laughed, drew out her purse, and
extracted three closely folded slips of crisp paper,
took up a pen and scratched her name across the back
of each.
“There,” she said, “consider
these on deposit and give me a check-book.”
He ran the drafts through his fingers,
reading the amounts, and from force of habit compared
the indorsement with the name on the face. He
smoothed them out on the table and laid a weight on
them. He looked at the end of his cigar, then
at her. Of the three bills of exchange on New
York, one was for ten thousand dollars, issued by a
Seattle bank; another was for fifteen thousand, issued
by a San Francisco house, and the third was a certified
check for seven thousand and some odd dollars and
cents. Something over thirty-two thousand dollars!
He unconsciously adopted with her
something of his way with Phil. He would not
express surprise at the magnitude of the sum she had
so indifferently fished out of her purse, but rather
treat the matter as though he had been prepared for
it. The joke of it-that Lois should
have come back with money, when her sisters certainly,
and the rest of the community probably, assumed that
her return to Montgomery meant nothing more or less
than the collapse of her fortunes-this was a joke so delicious, so stupendous,
that his enjoyment of it dulled the edge of his curiosity as to the history the
fact concealed. She hadnt even taken off her gloves to write her name on
the drafts! There were depositors who had shown more emotion over
confiding one hundred dollars to his care than she had displayed in writing her
name on the books as his largest individual depositor. He wanted to
giggle; it was the funniest thing that had ever happened. He remarked
casually,-
“Got a gold mine, Lois?”
He was so full of the joy of it that he gasped at
her reply.
“How did you know?” she asked sharply.
“I didn’t.”
“I thought not. Nobody
knows. And nobody need know. Just between
ourselves-all this.”
He nodded. She was an amazing
creature, this sister! The joke grew. He
hoped she would delay and prolong her revelations,
that he might miss nothing of their humor.
“Nevada,” she remarked sententiously.
“Ground floor?”
“Something like that.”
She pushed toward him the pad with her calculations. They read thus:-
Seattle R. E. 175,000 (about)
Broken Axe (Gov’t 3’s) 250,
A. T. & S. F. bonds 20,
Phoenix Lumber 75,
Other securities 100,000 (maybe)
His jaw fell and he gulped when he
tried to speak. Even Amzi could not joke about
half a million dollars.
“Thunder! You must be fooling, Lois.”
“I may be fooled about some
of that stuff, but those figures are supposed to be
conservative by people who ought to know.”
“Lord! you’re a rich woman,
Lois,” he remarked with awe. “It’s
flabbergasting!”
“Oh, I haven’t done so
badly. You’d probably like to know how it
came about, and I might as well tell you the whole
story. Jack was an awful fizzle-absolutely
no good. I saw that early in the game, and I knew
where I’d bring up if I didn’t look out
for myself. He began nibbling like a hungry rat
at my share of father’s estate as soon as you
sent it to me. I backed him in half a dozen things
he wanted to go into. He hadn’t the business
sense of a baby, and I began to see that I was going
to bump my head good and hard if I didn’t look
sharp. He began to cheer himself during his failures
by getting drunk, which wasn’t exactly pretty.
He went his way and I went mine, and as he lied to
me about everything I began to lie to him about my
money. I made some friends, and one of these
happened to be the wife of a banker with brains.
Through him I made some small turns in real estate,
covering them up so Jack wouldn’t know.
The fifth year after I left here I made twenty thousand
dollars in one turn. Then I grub-staked two young
fellows who wanted to try their luck in Nevada-nice
college boys, all on the square. I invested about
two thousand dollars in those youngsters, and as a
result got into Broken Axe. It was so good that
it scared me, and I sold out for the two hundred and
fifty thousand you see on the slip there, and bought
Government bonds with it. My banker covered all
these things up for me as long as I had Jack on my
hands. When he became intolerable I got rid of
him, legally, for fear he’d cause trouble if
he found what I’d been doing. I’m
a little tired of running my own business now and
mean to dump it off on you if you don’t mind.
I left my papers in a safety vault in Chicago, but
here’s my Phoenix Lumber and a jumble of miscellaneous
junk I want to send West to be sold so I can put it
into things around here. I’m not going back
there any more.”
“Lord!” he ejaculated,
rubbing his head. “You made all that money
yourself?”
“Sheer luck, mostly. But
it isn’t so bad, take it all round. By the
way, in that junk there are some Sycamore Traction
bonds I took off the bank’s hands out there.
They were carrying them as collateral for a man Sam
Holton stung on one of his Western trips. He’d
planted all he could in New York and had to try a
new field. The bank foreclosed on the bonds and
I bought twenty of them at sixty-five. I suppose
from what I hear that they’re not good for much
but kindling.”
“You got ’em at sixty-five, Lois?”
“The bank only lent on them
at that, and there was no market for them out there.
What’s going to become of that road?”
Amzi glanced toward the empty counting-room
where a single clerk was sealing the mail.
“Tom’s trying to save
it. And I’ve been buying those things myself
at seventy.”
“You think it’s a good
buy at that? Going to clean up something out of
it?”
Amzi flushed, and moved uneasily in his seat.
“No. That’s not just
the way of it. I don’t want to make any
money out of it; neither does Tom. We’re
trying to protect the honest people around here at
home who put their money into that scheme. Sam
and Bill Holton made a big play for small investors,
and a lot of people put their savings into it-the
kind o’ folks who scrimp to save a dollar a
week. Tom’s trying to sift out the truth
about the building of the line, and if he can force
the surrender of the construction company’s graft
over and above the fair cost of the road, Sycamore
will be all right. Your bonds are good, I think.
People have been up in the air over the rumors, and
anxious to sell at any price. What I’m doing,
Lois, as far as I’m able-
He fidgeted uneasily, seemingly reluctant
to disclose just what he was doing.
“Well,” she said impatiently.
“I’m picking up all I
can from these little fellows-farmers, widows,
and so on, and if Tom works out his scheme and the
bonds are good, I’m going to let them have them
back. That’s all,” he ended shamefacedly;
and added, as though such a piece of quixotism required
justification to a woman who had rolled up a fortune
and was therefore likely to be critical of business
methods, “I suppose I’d be entitled to
interest.”
“I suppose you would, you gay
Napoleon of finance!” She looked at him musingly
with good humor and affection in her fine eyes.
“I sort o’ like this old
town, Lois, and I don’t want any harm to come
to the folks-particularly these little fellows
that don’t know how to take care of themselves.”
“Is Tom animated by the same
philanthropic motives, or is he going to get a fee
for his work?”
“Oh, he’ll get paid all right. It’s
different with Tom.”
“I suppose so. He ought
to have a good fee if he can straighten out that tangle.
But, Amzi-” She hesitated a moment,
then began again more deliberately. “If
you’re getting more of those bonds than you want,
you might buy some with my money-I mean
with a view to taking care of these home investors
who are in a panic about Sycamore. I suppose I
owe something to the community myself-after-
She gave him her quick, radiant smile.
He nodded gravely.
“All right, Lois. I’ll
remember that. And I’ll tell you something
else, now that we’re on business matters.
The First National Bank over the way there is built
up in the air too high; it’s got all the weaknesses
of the Holton family-showy without any
real bottom to it. Some of their stock has always
been owned around through the state-quite
a bunch of it-and Bill has had to sell
part of his own holdings lately; he’s got only
a scant majority. I’ve been picking up a
little myself, on the quiet. After Tom gets through
with the Holtons, I doubt if Bill’s going to
be able to hold on. I know his line of customers;
I guess I could tell you about every piece of paper
he’s got. It’s a poor line, wobbly
and uncertain. There was a new examiner here not
long ago, and he stayed in town two or three days
when he usually cleans up in a day. Banking is
a business, Lois, not a pastime, and Bill isn’t
a banker; he’s a promoter. Do you get the
idea?”
“I think I see the point, but
if his bank’s going to smash, why don’t
you keep away from it? There’s a double
liability on national bank stock, isn’t there?
Seems to me that’s the reason I never bought
any.”
“Right, Lois; but I don’t
intend the First shall bust. It won’t do
me or my bank or the town any good to have it go to
smash. A town of the size of this don’t
live down a bank failure in one generation. It
soaks clear in. I’ve got enough now to
assert my rights as a stockholder, only I’m
keeping under cover; there’s no use in screaming
in the newspapers. I haven’t anything against
Bill Holton, and if he pulls through, all right; but
if he can’t-well, I’ve never
wanted to nationalize this bank, but that would be
one way of doing it.”
“You seem to be full of large
thoughts, brother. You may play with my money
all you like in your charitable games, with a few reservations.
I like to eat and I don’t want to spend my old
age in the poorhouse. There’s cash enough
here to run me for some time and you can use half of
that in any way you like. I’ll take any
chance you do, and you’ll find I won’t
cry if the boiler bursts. My Seattle real estate
is all right-and I mean to hold fast to
it. Now I want to do something for Phil; I want
to make sure she never comes to want. That’s
only right, you know.”
She waited for his affirmation.
“You ought to do it, Lois,”
he said. “I mean to do the right thing by
her myself. If I should die to-night, Phil would
be taken care of.”
“That’s like you, Amzi,
but it isn’t necessary. I want to set aside
one hundred thousand for Phil. I’d like
to make a trust fund of it, and let her have the income
from now on, and turn over the principal when she’s
thirty, say. How does that strike you?”
“It’s splendid, Lois. By George,
it’s grand!”
He blew his nose violently and wiped
his eyes. And then his humor was touched again.
Phil, the long-unmothered, the Main Street romp, the
despair of sighing aunts, coming in for a hundred thousand
dollars! And from the mother whom those intolerant,
snobbish sisters had execrated. He was grateful
that he had lived to see this day.
“You’ve been fine to Phil,
and I appreciate it, Amzi. She’s told me
all about it; the money you offered her and all that;
and how you’ve stood by her. Those dear
sisters of mine have undoubtedly worked me hard as
an awful example. If they hadn’t painted
me so black, the dear beautiful child wouldn’t
have warmed to me as she has.”
“If the girls knew you had all
that money, Lois, it would brace ’em up a good
deal. It’s a funny thing about this funny
old world, how the scarletest sins fade away into
pale pink at the jingle of money.”
This bit of philosophy seemed not
to interest her; she was thinking of something else,
humming softly. Her sins were evidently so little
in her mind that she paid no heed to his remark or
the confusion that covered him when he realized that
he had been guilty of a tactless and ungracious speech.
“Mrs. King called on me this
afternoon, the dear old soul.”
“You don’t say!”
“I do, indeed. She put
on her best clothes and drove up in the old family
chariot. She hasn’t changed a bit.”
Amzi sat pigeon-toed. Mrs. John
Newman King, whose husband had been United States
Senator and who still paid an annual visit to Washington,
where the newspapers interviewed her as to her recollections
of Lincoln, was given to frank, blunt speech as Amzi
well knew. It was wholly possible that she had
called on Lois to administer a gratuitous chastisement,
and if she had done so, all Montgomery would know of
it.
“Don’t worry! She
was as nice as pie. Josie had kindly gone to see
her to tell her the ‘family’ had warned
me away; the ‘family’ wanted her to know,
you know. Didn’t want an old and valued
friend like the widow of John Newman King to think
the good members of the House of Montgomery meant
to overlook my wickedness. Not a bit of it!
You can hear Josie going on. She evidently laid
it on so thick it made the old lady hot. When
she came in, she took me by both hands and said, ’You
silly little fool, so you’ve come back.’
Then she kissed me. And I cried, being a silly
little fool, just as she said. And she didn’t
say another word about what I’d done or hadn’t
done, but began talking about her trip abroad in 1872,
when she saw it all, she says-the Nile and
everything. She swung around to Phil and told
me a lot of funny stories about her. She talked
about Tom and you before she left; said she’d
never made out how you and Tom meant to divide up
the Bartlett girls; seems to be bent on marrying you
both into the family.”
“Thunder!” he exploded.
This unaccountable sister had the most amazing way
of setting a target to jingling and then calmly walking
off. The thought of her husband’s marrying
again evidently gave her no concern whatever.
“Not nice of you to be keeping
your own prospects a dark secret when I’m living
under the same roof with you. Out with it.”
“Don’t be foolish, Lois.”
“But why don’t you be
a good brother and ’fess up? As I remember
they’re both nice women-quite charming
and fine. I should think you’d take your
pick first, and then let Tom have what’s left.
You deserve well of the world, and time flies.
Don’t you let my coming back here interfere with
your plans. I’m not in your way. If
you think I’m back on your hands, and that you
can’t bring home your bonny bride because I’m
in your house, you’re dead wrong. You ought
to be relieved.” She ended by indicating
the memorandum of her assets; and then tore it into
bits and began pushing them into a little pile on
the table.
“It must be Rose-the
musical one. Phil has told me about the good times
you and she and Tom have had in Buckeye Lane.
I looked all over the house for your flute and wondered
what had become of it; so you keep it there, do you-you
absurd brother! Rose plays the piano, you flute,
and Tom saws the ’cello, and Nan and Phil are
the audience. By the way, Mrs. King mentioned
a book Nan Bartlett seems to be responsible for-’The
Gray Knight of Picardy.’ Everybody was reading
it on the train when I came out, but I didn’t
know it was a Montgomery production. Another
Hoosier author for the hall of fame! It comes
back to me that Nan always was rather different-quiet
and literary. I don’t doubt that she would
be a splendid woman for Tom to marry.”
“I don’t know anything about it,”
said Amzi.
“Humph!” She flung the
scraps of paper into the air and watched them fall
about him in a brief snowstorm. She seemed to
enjoy his discomfiture at the mention of the Bartletts.
“Let’s not be silly, you dear, delightful,
elusive brother! If you want to marry, go ahead;
the sooner the better. And if Tom wants to try
again, I’ll wish him the best luck in the world-the
Lord knows I ought to! I suppose it’s Nan,
the literary one, he’s interested in. She
writes for the funny papers; Phil told me that; and
if she’s done a book that people read on trains,
she’ll make money out of it. And Tom’s
literary; I always had an idea he’d go in for
writing sometime.”
She mused a moment while Amzi mopped
his head. He found it difficult to dance to the
different tunes she piped. He would have given
his body to be burned before referring to the possibility
of Tom’s marrying again; and yet Lois broached
the subject without embarrassment. Nothing, in
fact, embarrassed her. He knew a great banker
in Chicago who made a point of never allowing any
papers to lie on his desk; who disposed of everything
as it came; and Lois reminded him of that man.
There was no unfinished business on her table, no
litter of memories to gather dust! He not only
loved her as a sister, but her personality fascinated
him.
“They’ve been good to
Tom; and they’ve been perfectly bully to Phil.
They’re fine women,” he said. “But
as to whether Tom means to marry, I don’t know;
I honestly don’t.”
“Tut! You needn’t
be so solemn about it. I intend to see that you
get married. If you wait much longer, some widow
will come along and marry you for your money-a
poor shrimp of a woman with a lot of anæmic children
to worry you into your grave. And as for Tom,
the quicker the better. I wonder-
He waited while she wondered.
She had an exceedingly pretty way of wondering.
“I wonder,” she finished
briskly, as though chagrined that she hadn’t
thought of it before-“I wonder if
I oughtn’t to tell Tom so!”
The “Thunder!” died in
his throat at the appalling suggestion.
“O Lord, no!” he cried hoarsely.