I have been told by several friends
that, in order to render this little book complete,
I should add a chapter detailing the expenses we incurred
by keeping a pony and carriage. Some persons imagine
that this is an article of luxury which may well be
dispensed with; but, though it may not be and absolute
necessary, the expense attending one is so slight,
in comparison with the comfort and pleasure derived
from its possession, that I believe such of my readers
as may contemplate residing in the country will readily
agree with me, when I have told them the amount it
will cost them to keep it, that if it is
a luxury, it is one of the very cheapest in which
they can indulge.
Without such a convenience a carriage
must be hired every time any member of the family
has occasion to go to the railway station; and besides
that, it is useful for bringing home a variety of articles
which in the country are frequently purchased at places
five or six miles from home. Then it is a great
pleasure to be able to meet your friends at the station,
whenever they are kind enough to leave London for
the purpose of passing a few days with you in the country.
My sister and myself contrived to
extract profit as well as pleasure from our little
equipage. During the summer months we frequently
drove up to London; the short journey was very pleasant,
and this mode of making it possessed the great advantage
of costing nothing but 63 cents for the pony, and
12 cents for turnpikes. Not that we had the temerity
to drive through London. We always left the pony
two miles before we reached town, with strict orders
to the civil ostler to whose care we confided him
to great care of him, and be sure and give him a “good
feed.” We then proceeded on our way in a
cab, which cost us no more than we should have paid
for one from the station.
Where there is a gentleman in the
family, a dogcart is the most convenient vehicle which
can be kept; but as that would not be suitable for
a lady, we contrived to make the back seat of the
carriage do duty for the well of the dog-cart, and
it was astonishing how many light packages we managed
to “stow away” in it. I will not
dilate on the pleasant drives through quiet lanes,
of the delight afforded to the children when allowed
to have a ride on “Bobby,” nor of the
great facility it gave us of being out of doors in
winter, when, as was very frequently the case, the
state of the roads was such as to render walking an
impossibility; still, I hope I have stated sufficient
to give my readers a good idea of the great pleasure
they will derive from keeping a pony; and I will now,
with the bills of the miller and farrier before me,
proceed to show the sum for which it may be kept.
Our pony cost for food, from the 4th of January to
the 24th of December in the same year, $46.66.
He consumed during that period five quarters of oats,
at $8 the quarter, and five bushels of beans, which
cost $6.66. The farrier’s bill for the same
time amounted to $5.91. Perhaps it will be as
well to copy this account, as it will clearly show
how often it is requisite to change the shoes of a
horse. Of course a great deal must depend on
the quantity of work he does; ours was certainly not
spared, though we do not deserve the character so
usually given to ladies, of being unmerciful to horses:
“running them off their legs,” “thinking
they can never get enough out of the poor beasts,”
“driving them as if they thought they could go
for ever,” are accusations brought against the
ladies of a family where horses are kept.
The following is a copy of the bill
for our pony’s shoes for twelve months:
Fe. Four removes
$0.
March 22. Four shoes
.
April 20. Four removes
.
May 5. Two
shoes
.37 1/
June 9.
Four shoes
.
July 8.
Four shoes
.
Au
Four shoes
.
Sep. Four shoes
.
Oc. Two shoes
.37 1/
Oc. Two shoes
.37 1/
De. Two shoes
.37 1/
$5.91
Add to this the millers bill . . . . . . . . . $46.
$52.57
and we have the whole expense of keeping
a pony for one year. “Oh! but,”
some one may exclaim, “you have put down nothing
for straw and hay, and horses require a great deal
of both.” Quite true; but then in the country,
if you do not keep a horse, you must buy manure for
your garden, and that will cost you quite as much
as if you purchased straw; and as for the hay, did
it not come off the “four-acre farm?”
It is one of the great advantages
of the country that nothing is lost, and thus the
straw which figures so largely in the bill of a London
corn-chandler, and which, when converted into manure,
is the perquisite of your groom, becomes in the country
the means of rendering your garden productive.
Before I resided in the country the
pony cost me more than four times the sum I have mentioned;
the stable was apart from the house, and I knew nothing
for months of the bills run up on his account.
I had once a bill sent in for sugar! “Why,
George, what can the pony want with sugar?”
“Why, ma’am, you said
some time ago that the pony looked thin, so lately
I have always mixed sugar with his corn; nothing fattens
a horse like sugar.”
Now what could I complain of?
This man had been recommended to me as a “treasure,”
and one who would do his duty by the pony, which, I
may mention, was a very beautiful one, and a great
pet; so if George considered sugar good for him, what
could I do but pay the bill, and say, “Let him
have sugar, by all means?” Not that “Bobby”
was a bit the fatter or better for having his corn
sweetened. An intimate friend of mine, who always
kept three or four horses, laughed outright when I
told him that the pony had consumed such a quantity
of sugar, and expressed his opinion that very little
of that article had ever been in his manger.
Under the same superintendence “Bobby”
wore out four times the number of shoes; and as at
that time I had to purchase hay and straw as well
as corn, all on the same scale of magnitude, the expense
of keeping the little carriage really did cost more
than the convenience attending it was worth; and had
not the pony been the gift of a beloved friend, we
should have parted with it when we quitted London,
as at that time we were ignorant how cheaply it could
be maintained in the country. There we had a
servant who was content with his wages, and did not
seek to make them greater by combining with tradesmen
to defraud his employers. If any of my readers
commence keeping a pony in the country, they may rely
that it need not cost them a penny more than I have
put down. Of course they must have the hay from
their own grounds, and neither reckon the cost of the
straw nor the labor of the man who attends to the
pony. Ours did all the “jobs” about
the place cleaned the knives and shoes,
milked the cows, fed the pigs and poultry, helped
in the gardens, and, in short, made himself “generally
useful.” Now, a servant who is able and
willing to do all this, besides properly attending
to a pony and carriage, is very difficult to be met
with, but he is absolutely necessary for a place in
the country where economy has to be studied.
Something must be allowed yearly for
the wear and tear of carriage, harness, etc.,
but it need not be much. Any gentleman can easily
calculate the sum which may fairly be allowed for these
items; I only think it my part to show the expense
attending a pony in the country; and though those
who have been in the habit of keeping horses in London,
either in a livery or private stable, may think it
impossible to maintain one for $52.57 yearly, let
them leave town for a four-acre farm, and they will
find that I have spoken the truth on this point, as
well as on all the other subjects of which I have given
my experience in this little volume.