John Splendid looked at me from the
corner of an eye as we came out again and daundered
slowly down the town.
“A queer one yon!” said
he, as it were feeling his way with a rapier-point
at my mind about his Marquis.
“Do you tell me?” I muttered,
giving him parry of low quarte like a good swordsman,
and he came to the recover with a laugh.
“Foil, Elrigmore!” he
cried. “But we’re soldiers and lads
of the world, and you need hardly be so canny.
You see MacCailein’s points as well as I do.
His one weakness is the old one - books, books, - the
curse of the Highlands and every man of spirit, say
I. He has the stuff in him by nature, for none can
deny Clan Diarmaid courage and knightliness; but for
four generations court, closet, and college have been
taking the heart out of our chiefs. Had our lordship
in-bye been sent a fostering in the old style, brought
up to the chase and the sword and manly comportment,
he would not have that wan cheek this day, and that
swithering about what he must be at next!”
“You forget that I have had
the same ill-training,” I said (in no bad humour,
for I followed his mind). “I had a touch
of Glascow College myself.”
“Yes, yes,” he answered
quickly; “you had that, but by all accounts it
did you no harm. You learned little of what they
teach there.”
This annoyed me, I confess, and John
Splendid was gleg enough to see it
“I mean,” he added, “you
caught no fever for paper and ink, though you may
have learned many a quirk I was the better of myself.
I could never even write my name; and I’ve kept
compt of wages at the mines with a pickle chuckie-stones.”
“That’s a pity,” says I, drily.
“Oh, never a bit,” says
he, gaily, or at any rate with a way as if to carry
it off vauntingly. “I can do many things
as well as most, and a few others colleges never learned
me. I know many winter tales, from ‘Minochag
and Morag’ to ‘The Shifty Lad’; I
can make passable poetry by word of mouth; I can speak
the English and the French, and I have seen enough
of courtiers to know that half their canons are to
please and witch the eye of women in a way that I
could undertake to do by my looks alone and some good-humour.
Show me a beast on hill or in glen I have not the
history of; and if dancing, singing, the sword, the
gun, the pipes - ah, not the pipes, - it’s
my one envy in the world to play the bagpipes with
some show of art and delicacy, and I cannot. Queer
is that, indeed, and I so keen on them! I would
tramp right gaily a night and a day on end to hear
a scholar fingering ‘The Glen is Mine.’”
There was a witless vanity about my
friend that sat on him almost like a virtue.
He made parade of his crafts less, I could see, because
he thought much of them, than because he wanted to
keep himself on an equality with me. In the same
way, as I hinted before, he never, in all the time
of our wanderings after, did a thing well before me
but he bode to keep up my self-respect by maintaining
that I could do better, or at least as good.
“Books, I say,” he went
on, as we clinked heels on the causeway-stones, and
between my little bit cracks with old friends in the
by-going, - “books, I say, have spoiled
Mac-Cailein’s stomach. Ken ye what he told
me once? That a man might readily show more valour
in a conclusion come to in the privacy of his bed-closet
than in a victory won on the field. That’s
what they teach by way of manly doctrine down there
in the new English church, under the pastorage of
Maister Alexander Gordon, chaplain to his lordship
and minister to his lordship’s people! It
must be the old Cavalier in me, but somehow (in your
lug) I have no broo of those Covenanting cattle from
the low country - though Gordon’s a
good soul, there’s no denying.”
“Are you Catholic?” I said, in a surprise.
“What are you yourself?”
he asked, and then he flushed, for he saw a little
smile in my face at the transparency of his endeavour
to be always on the pleasing side.
“To tell the truth,” he
said, “I’m depending on salvation by reason
of a fairly good heart, and an eagerness to wrong
no man, gentle or semple. I love my fellows,
one and all, not offhand as the Catechism enjoins,
but heartily, and I never saw the fellow, carl or
king, who, if ordinary honest and cheerful, I could
not lie heads and thraws with at a camp-fire.
In matters of strict ritual, now, - ha - urn!”
“Out with it, man!” I cried, laughing.
“I’m like Parson Kilmalieu
upbye. You’ve heard of him - easy-going
soul, and God sain him! When it came to the bit,
he turned the holy-water font of Kilcatrine blue-stone
upside-down, scooped a hole in the bottom, and used
the new hollow for Protestant baptism. ’There’s
such a throng about heaven’s gate,’ said
he, ‘that it’s only a mercy to open two;’
and he was a good and humour-some Protestant-Papist
till the day he went under the flagstones of his chapel
upbye.”
Now here was not a philosophy to my
mind. I fought in the German wars less for the
kreutzers than for a belief (never much studied
out, but fervent) that Protestantism was the one good
faith, and that her ladyship of Babylon, that’s
ever on the ran-don, cannot have her downfall one
day too soon. You dare not be playing corners-change-corners
with religion as you can with the sword of what the
ill-bred have called a mercenary (when you come to
ponder on’t, the swords of patriot or paid man
are both for selfish ends unsheathed); and if I set
down here word for word what John Splendid said, it
must not be thought to be in homologation on my part
of such latitudinarianism.
I let him run on in this key till
we came to the change-house of a widow - one
Fraser - and as she curtsied at the door,
and asked if the braw gentlemen would favour her poor
parlour, we went in and tossed a quaich or two of
aqua, to which end she set before us a little brown
bottle and two most cunningly contrived and carven
cups made of the Coillebhraid silver.
The houses in Inneraora were, and
are, built all very much alike, on a plan I thought
somewhat cosy and genteel, ere ever I went abroad and
learned better. I do not even now deny the cosiness
of them, but of the genteelity it were well to say
little. They were tall lands or tenements, three
storeys high, with through-going closes, or what the
English might nominate passages, running from front
to back, and leading at their midst to stairs, whereby
the occupants got to their domiciles in the flats
above. Curved stairs they were, of the same blue-stone
the castle is built of, and on their landings at each
storey they branched right and left to give access
to the single apartments or rooms and kitchens of
the residenters. Throng tenements they are these,
even yet, giving, as I write, clever children to the
world. His Grace nowadays might be granting the
poor people a little more room to grow in, some soil
for their kail, and a better prospect from their windows
than the whitewashed wall of the opposite land; but
in the matter of air there was and is no complaint
The sea in stormy days came bellowing to the very
doors, salt and stinging, tremendous blue and cold.
Staying in town of a night, I used to lie awake in
my relative’s, listening to the spit of the
waves on the window-panes and the grumble of the tide,
that rocked the land I lay in till I could well fancy
it was a ship. Through the closes the wind ever
stalked like something fierce and blooded, rattling
the iron snecks with an angry finger, breathing beastily
at the hinge, and running back a bit once in a while
to leap all the harder against groaning lintel and
post.
The change-house of the widow was
on the ground-flat, a but and ben, the ceilings
arched with stone - a strange device in masonry
you’ll seldom find elsewhere, Highland or Lowland.
But she had a garret-room up two stairs where properly
she abode, the close flat being reserved for trade
of vending uisgebeatha and ale. I describe
all this old place so fully because it bears on a
little affair that happened therein on that day John
Splendid and I went in to clink glasses.
The widow had seen that neither of
us was very keen on her aqua, which, as it happened,
was raw new stuff brewed over at Karnes, Lochow, and
she asked would we prefer some of her brandy.
“After his lordship’s
it might be something of a down-come,” said John
Splendid, half to me and half to the woman.
She caught his meaning, though he
spoke in the English; and in our own tongue, laughing
toothlessly, she said -
“The same stilling, Barbreck,
the same stilling I make no doubt MacCailein gets
his brown brandy by my brother’s cart from French
Foreland; it’s a rough road, and sometimes a
bottle or two spills on the way. I’ve a
flagon up in a cupboard in my little garret, and I’ll
go fetch it.”
She was over-old a woman to climb
three steep stairs for the sake of two young men’s
drought, and I (having always some regard for the frail)
took the key from her hand and went, as was common
enough with her younger customers, seeking my own
liquor up the stair.
In those windy flights in the fishing
season there is often the close smell of herring-scale,
of bow tar and the bark-tan of the fishing nets; but
this stair I climbed for the wherewithal was unusually
sweet-odoured and clean, because on the first floor
was the house of Provost Brown - a Campbell
and a Gael, but burdened by accident with a Lowland-sounding
cognomen. He had the whole flat to himself - half-a-dozen
snug apartments with windows facing the street or
the sea as he wanted. I was just at the head
of the first flight when out of a door came a girl,
and I clean forgot all about the widow’s flask
of French brandy.
Little more than twelve years syne
the Provost’s daughter had been a child at the
grammar-school, whose one annoyance in life was that
the dominie called her Betsy instead of Betty, her
real own name: here she was, in the flat of her
father’s house in Inneraora town, a full-grown
woman, who gave me check in my stride and set my face
flaming. I took in her whole appearance at one
glance - a way we have in foreign armies.
Between my toe on the last step of the stair and the
landing I read the picture: a well-bred woman,
from her carriage, the neatness of her apparel, the
composure of her pause to let me bye in the narrow
passage to the next stair; not very tall (I have ever
had a preference for such as come no higher than neck
and oxter); very dark brown hair, eyes sparkling,
a face rather pale than ruddy, soft skinned, full of
a keen nervousness.
In this matter of a woman’s
eyes - if I may quit the thread of my history - I
am a trifle fastidious, and I make bold to say that
the finest eyes in the world are those of the Highland
girls of Argile - burgh or landward - the
best bred and gentlest of them, I mean: There
is in them a full and melting friendliness, a mixture
to my sometimes notion of poetry and of calm - a
memory, as I’ve thought before, of the deep
misty glens and their sights and secrets. I have
seen more of the warm heart and merriment in a simple
Loch Finne girl’s eyes than in all the faces
of all the grand dames ever I looked on, Lowland
or foreign.
What pleased me first and foremost
about this girl Betty, daughter of Provost Brown,
were her eyes, then, that showed, even in yon dusky
passage, a humoursome interest in young Elrigmore in
a kilt coming up-stairs swinging on a finger the key
of Lucky Fraser’s garret. She hung back
doubtfully, though she knew me (I could see) for her
old school-fellow and sometime boy-lover, but I saw
something of a welcome in the blush at her face, and
I gave her no time to chill to me.
“Betty lass, ’tis you,”
said I, putting out a hand and shaking her soft fingers.
“What think you of my ceremony in calling at
the earliest chance to pay my devoirs to the Provost
of this burgh and his daughter?”
I put the key behind my back to give
colour a little to my words; but my lady saw it and
jumped at my real errand on the stair, with that quickness
ever accompanying eyes of the kind I have mentioned.
“Ceremony here, devoir there!”
said she, smiling, “there was surely no need
for a key to our door, Elrigmore –”
“Colin, Mistress Brown, plain Colin, if you
please.”
“Colin, if you will, though
it seems daftlike to be so free with a soldier of
twelve years’ fortune. You were for the
widow’s garret Does some one wait on you below?”
“John Splendid.”
“My mother’s in-bye.
She will be pleased to see you back again if you and
your friend call. After you’ve paid the
lawing,” she added, smiling like a rogue.
“That will we,” said I;
but I hung on the stair-head, and she leaned on the
inner sill of the stair window.
We got into a discourse upon old days,
that brought a glow to my heart the brandy I forgot
had never brought to my head. We talked of school,
and the gay days in wood and field, of our childish
wanderings on the shore, making sand-keps and stone
houses, herding the crabs of God - so little
that bairns dare not be killing them, of venturings
to sea many ells out in the fishermen’s coracles,
of journeys into the brave deep woods that lie far
and wide round Inneraora, seeking the branch for the
Beltane fire; of nutting in the hazels of the glens,
and feasts upon the berry on the brae. Later,
the harvest-home and the dance in green or barn when
I was at almost my man’s height, with the pluck
to put a bare lip to its apprenticeship on a woman’s
cheek; the songs at ceilidh fires, the telling
of sgeulachdan and fairy tales up on the mountain
sheiling -
“Let me see,” said I;
“when I went abroad, were not you and one of
the Glenaora Campbells chief?”
I said it as if the recollection had
but sprung to me, while the truth is I had thought
on it often in camp and field, with a regret that the
girl should throw herself off on so poor a partner.
She laughed merrily with her whole
soul in the business, and her face without art or
pretence - a fashion most wholesome to behold.
“He married some one nearer
him in years long syne,” said she. “You
forget I was but a bairn when we romped in the hay-dash.”
And we buckled to the crack again, I more keen on
it than ever. She was a most marvellous fine
girl, and I thought her (well I mind me now) like the
blue harebell that nods upon our heather hills.
We might, for all I dreamt of the
widow’s brandy, have been conversing on the
stair-head yet, and my story had a different conclusion,
had not a step sounded on the stair, and up banged
John Splendid, his sword-scabbard clinking against
the wall of the stair with the haste of him.
“Set a cavalier at the side
of an anker of brandy,” he cried, “an - ”
Then he saw he was in company.
He took off his bonnet with a sweep I’ll warrant
he never learned anywhere out of France, and plunged
into the thick of our discourse with a query.
“At your service, Mistress Brown,”
said he. “Half my errand to town to-day
was to find if young MacLach-lan, your relative, is
to be at the market here to-morrow. If so - ”
“He is,” said Betty.
“Will he be intending to put up here all night,
then?”
“He comes to supper at least,”
said she, “and his biding overnight is yet to
be settled.”
John Splendid toyed with the switch
in his hand in seeming abstraction, and yet as who
was pondering on how to put an unwelcome message in
plausible language.
“Do you know,” said he
at last to the girl, in a low voice, for fear his
words should reach the ears of her mother in-bye, “I
would as well see MacLachlan out of town the morn’s
night. There’s a waft of cold airs about
this place not particularly wholesome for any of his
clan or name. So much I would hardly care to
say to himself; but he might take it from you, madam,
that the other side of the loch is the safest place
for sound sleep for some time to come.”
“Is it the MacNicolls you’re
thinking of?” asked the girl.
“That same, my dear.”
“You ken,” he went on,
turning fuller round to me, to tell a story he guessed
a new-comer was unlikely to know the ins and outs of - “you
ken that one of the MacLachlans, a cousin-german of
old Lachie the chief, came over in a boat to Braleckan
a few weeks syne on an old feud, and put a bullet
into a Mac Nicoll, a peaceable lad who was at work
in a field. Gay times, gay times, aren’t
they? From behind a dyke wall too - a
far from gentlemanly escapade even in a MacLa -
Pardon, mistress; I forgot your relationship, but
this was surely a very low dog of his kind. Now
from that day to this the murtherer is to find; there
are some to say old Lachie could put his hand on him
at an hour’s notice if he had the notion.
But his lordship, Justiciar-General, upbye, has sent
his provost-marshal with letters of arrest to the
place in vain. Now here’s my story.
The MacNicolls of Elrig have joined cause with their
cousins and namesakes of Braleckan; there’s
a wheen of both to be in the town at the market to-morrow,
and if young Mac-Lachlan bides in this house of yours
overnight, Mistress Betty Brown, you’ll maybe
have broken delf and worse ere the day daw.”
Mistress Brown took it very coolly;
and as for me, I was thinking of a tiny brown mole-spot
she used to have low on the white of her neck when
I put daisy-links on her on the summers we played on
the green, and wondering if it was still to the fore
and hid below her collar. In by the window came
the saucy breeze and kissed her on a curl that danced
above her ear.
“I hope there will be no lawlessness
here,” said she: “whether he goes
or bides, surely the burghers of Inner-aora will not
quietly see their Provost’s domicile invaded
by brawlers.”
“Exactly so,” said John
Splendid, drily. “Nothing may come of it,
but you might mention the affair to MacLachlan if
you have the chance. For me to tell him would
be to put him in the humour for staying - dour
fool that he is - out of pure bravado and
defiance. To tell the truth, I would bide myself
in such a case. ‘Thole feud’ is my
motto. My granddad writ it on his sword-blade
in clear round print letters I’ve often marvelled
at the skill of. If it’s your will, Elrigmore,
we may be doing without the brandy, and give the house-dame
a call now.”
We went in and paid our duties to
the goodwife - a silver-haired dame with
a look of Betty in every smile.