“Judy! Judy! I can’t
believe that we are really here, that this is Paris,
and that you are you! As for me, I feel like ’there
was an old woman as I’ve heard tell’ who
said ’Lawk a mercy on me, this surely can’t
be I.’”
Molly settled herself with a sigh
of supreme enjoyment on the lumpy seat of an extremely
rickety taxi that Judy had engaged to take the Browns
from the station to Mrs. Pace’s very exclusive
pension on the Boulevard St. Michel.
“It does seem almost too good
to be true that I have got you and your dear mother
at last. I have not been able to work for a week
because of the excitement of expectation. I went
over to Monroe’s this morning and got your mail.
I could hardly lug it home, both of you had such a
batch. You see, the mail has beaten your slow
steamer in and everyone is writing to have a greeting
ready for you in Paris.” And Judy, who was
in the middle, put embracing arms around both Mrs.
Brown and Molly as they rode down the Avenue de l’Opera.
How wonderful Paris looked to them
on that clear, crisp day in autumn! She was showing
her best and most smiling aspect to the travelers,
which delighted Judy, as she felt quite responsible
for her beloved city and wanted her friends to like
it as much as she did. They passed various points
of interest which Judy pointed out with pride, and
which brought answering thrills from Mrs. Brown and
Molly.
The streets were gay with little pushcarts,
laden with chrysanthemums and attended by the most
delightful looking old women. Everyone seemed
to be in a good humor and no one in much of a hurry
except the chauffeurs, and they went whizzing by at
a most incredible speed through the crowded thoroughfares.
“How clean the streets are!”
exclaimed Mrs. Brown. “And what a good
smell!”
“Oh, I just wondered if you
would notice the smell! That is Paris. ‘Every
city has an odor of its own,’ Papa says, and
I believe he is right. Paris smells better than
New York, although I like the smell in New York, too;
but Paris has a strange freshness in its odor that
reminds me of flowers and good things to eat, and suggests
gay times, rollicking fun and adventure.”
“Same old Judy,” laughed
Molly, “with her imagination on tap.”
Just then they ran under the arches
of the Louvre into the Place du Carrousel, and Molly
held her breath with wonder and delight. Then
came the Seine with its beautiful bridges, its innumerable
boats, and its quays with the historic secondhand
book stalls where Edwin Green had looked forward to
walking with her, searching for treasures of first
editions and what not. “Never mind,”
thought Molly, “Professor Green may come later
and the first editions will keep.”
“There is the wonderful statue
of Voltaire, and through this street you can catch
a glimpse of the Beaux Arts,” chanted Judy.
“Now look out, for before you know it we will
be in the aristocratic Faubourg St. Germain, and
then the Luxembourg Gardens, and here we
are at our own respectable door before we are ready
for it! Now Mrs. Pace will eat both of you up
for a while and I cannot get a word in edgewise.”
The Pension Pace was on the corner
where a small street ran into the broad boulevard
at a sharp angle, making the building wedge-shaped.
It was a very imposing looking house and Mrs. Brown
wondered at a woman being able to conduct such a huge
affair. She expressed her surprise to Judy, who
informed her that Mrs. Pace had only the three upper
floors and that the other flats were let to different
tenants.
“The elevator takes us to the
fifth floor, where Mrs. Pace has her parlors, dining
salon and swellest boarders, at least the
boarders able to pay the most. Of course we
do not think that they are the swellest, since we
are on the seventh floor ourselves. Who so truly
swell as we?” Judy got out of the taxi with
such an assumption of great style that the chauffeur,
much impressed, demanded a larger pourboire
than she saw fit to give him.
“They always try to make you
pay more, no matter what you offer. I am adamant,
however, where cabbies and chauffeurs are concerned.
Papa says, ’Look after the tips and the legitimate
expenses will look after themselves.’ So
I look after the tips and trust to luck for the rest
to come out right. I am not much of an economist,
I fear, but I am learning, now that I am on a strict
allowance.”
An elevator, so slow that its progress
was almost imperceptible, took them to the fifth floor
where Mrs. Pace was in readiness to receive them.
Her greeting was very cordial and condescending.
She seemed to be taking them under her protecting
wing, giving them to understand that with her they
had nothing more to fear or worry about; and as Molly
and her mother had nothing in particular to worry
about and certainly nothing to fear, they were very
much amused by her attitude toward them. Judy
was purple with suppressed merriment as Mrs. Pace advised
them to go right to bed, to rest up from their long
journey, poor sick, miserable, friendless females.
Mrs. Brown assured her that she was
not at all tired and never felt better in her life;
that she had made many friends on the steamer; and
that she would freshen up a bit with some soap and
water and then go out for a walk with Miss Julia Kean.
Mrs. Brown had reckoned without her host, however,
as the intrepid Mrs. Pace took them to their room on
the seventh floor, just across the hall from Judy’s,
and did not leave them until they were in their kimonos
and actually lying down.
“You must not try to keep up,
dear ladies, when you are overfatigued and ill.
Bed is the best place for you, bed and quiet.
Miss Kean had better leave you now and let you have
a little nap.”
While Mrs. Pace talked, she had plumped
up their pillows and lowered the shade of the one
large window, opened their suitcases and got out their
kimonos and, despite their feeble protest, had
actually undressed them and put them to bed!
Then, forcibly ejecting Judy, she shut the door with
admonitions for them to sleep until dinner at six-thirty.
Judy went very dutifully to her room
until she heard the last of Mrs. Pace’s ponderous
tread on the stairs; then she crept softly to the
Browns’ door and gently opened it to find Mrs.
Brown and Molly rolling on the bed, overcome with
laughter.
“Oh, oh, oh! She has taken
at least forty-five years off of my age,” giggled
Mrs. Brown like a veritable boarding-school miss.
“I have never in my life seen such a born boss
as the redoubtable Mrs. Pace! Did you see her
undo my belt and take off my skirt? I could not
have felt more like a child if my waist had been a
pinafore instead of a respectable black silk.
And as for Molly, she was treated as though she were
just about old enough to go into rompers.”
And they all went off into peals of laughter.
“Well, now is the time to take
a stand or you will never be able to,” said
Judy. “I defied her from the first and she
lets me alone wonderfully.”
“Yes, I noticed how you withstood
her authority when you were sent to your room!”
grinned Molly, as she got back into the clothes that
had been forcibly removed only five minutes before.
“I see you have sneaked in our letters and I,
for one, am going to read mine, and then if we can
get down stairs without the dragon devouring us, let’s
take a walk. We shall have plenty of time before
dinner.”
They accordingly read their letters
and crept down stairs and out on the street for a
breath of air and a stroll in the Luxembourg Gardens.
It was too late to try to see the pictures in the
Gallery of the Luxembourg and, after all, they had
the winter before them. And now that she was
out on the street, having escaped the dragon, Mrs.
Brown confessed to feeling a little mite tired, so
they sat down on a bench in the Gardens and watched
the children play.
“Poor Mrs. Brown, of course
you are tired! That is the most irritating thing
about Mrs. Pace: she is always right. ’It
is best to rest after a trip whether you feel tired
or not, as the reaction after a journey is obliged
to come, and you pay up for it to-morrow if you do
not rest to-day’,” and Judy imitated Mrs.
Pace to the life.
“Well, you may be sure, my dear
girls, that wild horses will not drag the fact from
me in the presence of the dragon, even if I am weary
unto death. Does she coerce all her boarders
as she did me, Judy?”
“Most of them are completely
under her dominion, finding it easiest and best to
take the course of least resistance. Some few
rebel, but they usually end by moving on. If
you stay at the Pension Pace and wish to “requiescat
in pace,” you do as she says to do.
I have defied her from the first and now I am rated
as an undesirable boarder. Had it not been that
she was wild to have you with her because of your relationship
to the Marquise d’Ochte, she would have raised
some cock and bull story about my room having been
engaged by someone a year ago and, since her honor
was at stake, she would have to ask me to vacate.
“I tell you she is a sly one.
You must either have lots and loads of money, or you
must do as she says, do or die. Of
course she has an excellent house in a most desirable
quarter and she caters to Americans. You will
notice that the food is much more American than French;
and after people have been knocking around the Continent,
of course they are overjoyed to have some food that
seems like home.”
“But I don’t want American
food,” wailed Molly. “I want French
things, even snails; and I want to learn how to ask
for these things in the most Frenchy style. What
is the use in coming to Paris and staying with a stuffy
old dame from Philadelphia and eating the things we
have at home?”
“Oh, I am so glad you feel that
way! How about you, Mrs. Brown? Papa and
Mamma made me promise to do just as you thought best.
They put me in Mrs. Pace’s house and I have
been determined not to worry them about changing,
but I am ’most dead of her and her ways.
Do say you think we ought to go to housekeeping or
should get in a French family; anything to get out
of the dragon’s den,” pleaded Judy.
“For how long did you engage
our room?” asked Mrs. Brown, smiling at Judy’s
despair.
“One week; and mine, also, is
taken by the week. She tried to make Papa sign
for the whole winter, but he was on to her from the
first and refused to do more than take it from week
to week. He and Mamma stayed here a few days
on their way to Turkey, and you would have died laughing
if you had seen Mrs. Pace try to make Papa ‘Fletcherize.’
You know he always eats as though the train would
not wait. At every meal she remarked on it and
one day said at dinner: ’This is veal, Mr.
Kean, and should be thoroughly masticated.’
Whereupon he put down his knife and fork and, looking
her solemnly in the eye, said: ’That is
good advice no doubt for ordinary mortals, but after
long years in railroad camps I have acquired a gizzard.’
With that he took a great piece of blanquette de
veau and to all appearances swallowed it whole
without changing his expression. I choked so
I had to leave the table and I believe Mrs. Pace,
to this day, thinks that by a skillful legerdemain
I swallowed the veal! Anyhow, Bobby ate to suit
himself after that.”
“Oh, Judy, how ridiculous you
are! I wish I could have seen Mr. Kean execute
his daring feat,” laughed Molly. “Mother,
let’s look around for an apartment and go to
housekeeping immediately. I am sorry we told
Elise O’Brien about Mrs. Pace’s. I
can’t bear for her to be anywhere that is not
pleasant. She has had tribulations enough in her
day.”
Judy had not yet heard anything of
their fellow passengers, as they had been so occupied
with Paris and the pension that they had had no time
to tell her of their voyage and the pleasant people
they had met. She was much interested in the
fact that Miss O’Brien was to be at the art
school for the winter and said she was a girl of undoubted
talent. As for young Kinsella, he was the cleverest
draughtsman at the League.
“Do you girls think you like
Elise enough to have her come to live with us for
the winter?” asked Mrs. Brown. “I
feel sure the poor girl would be happy, and if you
would all fit in together and be congenial, I really
think it would be an act of charity to ask her.
We must consider it from all sides before we rush
into it, however.”
“Mother, it would be splendid!”
declared Molly. “I believe Mrs. Huntington
was dying for you to ask Elise, but of course had to
wait for you to suggest it. We could divide the
expenses into four parts and I know it would be cheaper
than boarding and infinitely more agreeable.”
“Mrs. Brown, I am sure we should
get on like a house afire, and it does seem as though
we might take Elise in and give her a pleasant home.
I promise to be real good and get on with everybody,
if I can only know I am to leave the Maison Pace
in peace,” promised Judy.
So it was decided by these three impulsive
souls to take in Elise O’Brien and to get a
flat forthwith and leave the sheltering wing of the
dragon. Mrs. Brown thought it best to stay a fortnight
in their present quarters so they could look well
about them; she also wanted to see her old friend
and cousin, the Marquise d’Ochte, for if she
were anything like the Sally Bolling of old, she felt
sure she could depend on her for some assistance in
the matter of getting settled.
“Of course, she may have changed
so, after being married to a French nobleman for some
twenty-eight years, that I will hesitate to ask anything
of her; but I have an idea old Sally could not change.
I remember her as being a great harum-scarum
but with the best heart in the world, and absolutely
honest and unaffected. My experience is that
honest, unaffected people do not change in the long
run.”
“What did she look like, Mother?” asked
Molly.
“Well, when I come to think
of it, she looked a little like you. She is only
my second cousin, once removed, not such very close
kin; but this red hair of yours comes cropping out
in every generation or so in my family and the similar
coloring makes one fancy a likeness even if there
is none; but Sally had your eyes and your chin.
She took life much more lightly than my Molly does,
saw a jest where none was intended and sometimes cracked
a joke when seriousness would have been in better
taste. I have not seen her for many years and
she stopped corresponding with all of us; not that
there was any disagreement, but letter-writing simply
died a natural death, as time went on. I am greatly
interested in seeing her.”
Mrs. Brown also decided to let Mr.
Kinsella approach the O’Briens in regard to
having Elise live with her. She was very well
aware of Mrs. Huntington’s nature and felt that
that lady would be fully capable of treating her as
though Elise were necessary to the housekeeping scheme
to help out the financial end; and Mrs. Brown was determined
to have no one with her as a boarder, but to run the
ménage on a co-operative principle, letting
all of them share the expense.
Mrs. Huntington and Elise had stopped
in Brussels for a visit with some friends and Mr.
Kinsella and Pierce were still in Antwerp getting their
fill of the pictures to be seen there. They were
uncertain how long it would take them to grow tired
of the interesting Belgian city and could not tell
just when their friends might expect them in Paris.
When the three renegades returned
from their walk in the Luxembourg Gardens, they hoped
to reach their rooms without being seen by Mrs. Pace,
but that lady’s motto was “Eternal Vigilance,”
and no one went out of her house or came in unobserved.
She met them as they stepped off the elevator on the
fifth floor and gently but firmly admonished them for
their disobedience. Molly noticed her mother’s
heightening color and her quivering nostrils and remembered
with a smile what Aunt Mary, their old cook, always
said to them when they were children: “Olé
Miss is long suffrin’ an’ slow to anger
but when her nose gits to wuckin’, you chillun
ought to learn that she done had ’nuf and you
had better make yo’sefs scurse.”
Peace-loving Molly drew Mrs. Brown’s arm through
her own and gently pressing it, led her upstairs.
“Thank you, my dear, I was on
the verge of attacking the dragon, and since we are
to be here two weeks, I must not do anything to make
it more difficult. But did you ever see anyone
more impertinent?” asked Mrs. Brown, still sniffing
the battle from afar.
“Never,” sympathized Judy.
“I wish you had said your say. I believe
you could get ahead of the fabulous monster in open
combat. She is, after all, a very flabby, fabulous
monster and one prick would do for her.”