At twelve-thirty, as Cappy was hurrying
up California Street to luncheon at the Commercial
Club, he met Bill Peck limping down the sidewalk.
The ex-soldier stopped him and handed him a card.
“What do you think of that,
sir?” he queried. “Isn’t it
a neat business card?”
Cappy read:
Ricks lumber & logging company
Lumber
and its products
248 California St.
San Francisco.
Represented
by
William E. Peck
If you can drive nails in it--we have it!
Cappy Ricks ran a speculative thumb
over Comrade Peck’s business card. It was
engraved. And copper plates or steel dies are
not made in half an hour!
“By the Twelve Ragged Apostles!”
This was Cappy’s most terrible oath and he never
employed it unless rocked to his very foundations.
“Bill, as one bandit to another come
clean. When did you first make up your mind to
go to work for us?”
“A week ago,” Comrade Peck replied blandly.
“And what was your grade when Kaiser Bill went
A.W.O.L.?”
“I was a buck.”
“I don’t believe you. Didn’t
anybody ever offer you something better?”
“Frequently. However, if
I had accepted I would have had to resign the nicest
job I ever had. There wasn’t much money
in it, but it was filled with excitement and interesting
experiments. I used to disguise myself as a Christmas
tree or a box car and pick off German sharp-shooters.
I was known as Peck’s Bad Boy. I was often
tempted to quit, but whenever I’d reflect on
the number of American lives I was saving daily, a
commission was just a scrap of paper to me.”
“If you’d ever started
in any other branch of the service you’d have
run John J. Pershing down to lance corporal.
Bill, listen! Have you ever had any experience
selling skunk spruce?”
Comrade Peck was plainly puzzled.
He shook his head. “What sort of stock
is it?” he asked.
“Humboldt County, California,
spruce, and it’s coarse and stringy and wet
and heavy and smells just like a skunk directly after
using. I’m afraid Skinner’s going
to start you at the bottom and skunk spruce
is it.
“Can you drive nails in it, Mr. Ricks?”
“Oh, yes.”
“Does anybody ever buy skunk spruce, sir?”
“Oh, occasionally one of our
bright young men digs up a half-wit who’s willing
to try anything once. Otherwise, of course, we
would not continue to manufacture it. Fortunately,
Bill, we have very little of it, but whenever our
woods boss runs across a good tree he hasn’t
the heart to leave it standing, and as a result, we
always have enough skunk spruce on hand to keep our
salesmen humble.”
“I can sell anything at
a price,” Comrade Peck replied unconcernedly,
and continued on his way back to the office.