Time passed on, as time is wont to
do, and Christmas came again. The snow was deep
in London streets and thick on the roofs and chimneys.
It curled over the eaves of the houses in heavy white
folds ready to fall and smother the unwary passengers.
It capped the railings everywhere with little white
knobs, and rounded off the corners of things so, that
wherever the eye alighted, the same impressions were
invariably conveyed to it, namely, whiteness and rotundity.
Corinthian capitals were rendered, if possible, more
ornate than ever by snow; equestrian statues were
laden with it so heavily, that the horses appeared
to stagger beneath their trappings and the riders,
having white tips to their noses, white lumps on their
heads and shoulders, and white patches on their cheek-bones
and chins, looked ineffably ridiculous, and miserably
cold. Everything, in fact, was covered and blocked
up with snow, and Londoners felt as if they had muffled
drums in their ears.
It was morning. The sky was
clear, the air still, and the smoke of chimneys perpendicular.
Poulterers’ shops were in their holiday attire;
toy-shops were in the ascendant, and all other shops
were gayer than usual. So were the people who
thronged the streets and beat their hands and stamped
their feet for it was unusually cold.
Street boys were particularly lively,
and chaff was flying as thickly as snow-flakes had
fallen the night before. Even the roughs who
forsook their dens, and, with shovels and brooms on
their shoulders, paraded the streets, intent on clearing
door-steps with or without the leave of inhabitants seemed
to be less gruff than usual, and some of them even
went the length of cutting jokes with the cabmen and
the boys. Perhaps their spirits were elevated
by the proud consciousness of being for once in the
way of earning an honest penny!
“I say, Ned,” observed
one of these roughs (a lively one), who was very rough
indeed, to a companion, who was rougher still and gloomy,
“look at that there gal cleanin’ of her
steps with a fire-shovel! Ain’t that economy
gone mad? Hallo, young ‘ooman, what’s
the use o’ trying to do it with a teaspoon,
when there’s Ned and me ready to do it with our
shovels for next to nothin’?”
The servant-girl declined the assistance
thus liberally offered, so the two men moved slowly
on, looking from side to side as they went, in expectation
of employment, while a small boy, in a man’s
hat, who walked behind them, nodded to the girl, and
said she was a “sensible thrifty gal,”
and that she might be sure there was “some feller
unknown who would bless the day he was born after
he’d got her.”
Fifty yards farther on, a stout, red-faced,
elderly gentleman was observed to look out at the
street door and frown at things in general.
“Have your door-steps cleaned,
sir?” asked the lively rough, taking the shovel
off his shoulder.
The elderly gentleman being angry,
on private and unknown grounds (perhaps bad digestion),
vouchsafed no reply, but looked up at the sky and
then over the way.
“Do it cheap, sir,” said the lively rough.
“No!” said the elderly
gentleman, with a sort of snapping look, as he turned
his gaze up the street and then down it.
“Snow’s wery deep on the steps, sir,”
said the rough.
“D’you suppose I’m
an ass?” exclaimed the elderly gentleman, in
a sudden burst.
“Well, sir,” said the
lively rough, in the grave tone and manner of one
who has had a difficult question in philosophy put
to him, “well, sir, I don’t know about
that.”
His large mouth expanded gradually
from ear to ear after this reply. The elderly
gentleman’s face became scarlet and his nose
purple, and retreating two paces, he slammed the door
violently in the rough’s face.
“Ah, it all comes of over-feedin’,
poor feller,” said the lively man, shouldering
his shovel and resuming his walk beside his gloomy
comrade, who neither smiled nor frowned at these pleasantries.
“A warm old g’n’l’m’n!”
remarked the boy in the man’s hat as he passed.
The lively man nodded and winked.
“Might eat his wittles raw an’
cook ’em inside a’most!” continued
the boy; “would advise him to keep out of ’yde
Park, though, for fear he’d git too near the
powder-magazine!”
At this point the gloomy rough who
did not appear, however, to be a genuine rough, but
a pretty good imitation of one, made of material that
had once seen better days stopped, and said
to his comrade that he was tired of that sort of work,
and would bid him good-day. Without waiting
for an answer he walked away, and his companion, without
vouchsafing a reply, looked after him with a sneer.
“A rum cove!” he remarked
to the small boy in the man’s hat, as he continued
his progress.
“Rayther,” replied the boy.
With this interchange of sentiment
these casual acquaintances parted, to meet probably
no more!
Meanwhile the gloomy rough, whom the
lively one had called Ned, walked with rapid steps
along several streets, as though he had a distinct
purpose in view. He turned at last into a narrow,
quiet street, and going up to the door of a shabby-genteel
house, applied the knocker with considerable vigour.
“Now then, go along with you;
we don’t want your services here; we
clear off our own snow, we do. Imprence! to knock,
too, as if he was a gentleman!”
This was uttered by a servant-girl
who had thrust her head out of a second-floor window
to take an observation of the visitor before going
down to open the door.
“Is he at home, Betsy dear?”
inquired the gloomy man, looking up with a leer which
proved that he could be the reverse of gloomy when
he chose.
“Oh, it’s you, is it?
I don’t think he wants to see you; indeed, I’m
sure of it,” said the girl.
“Yes he does, dear; at all events
I want to see him; and, Betsy, say it’s pressing
business, and not beggin’.”
Betsy disappeared, and soon after,
reappearing at the door, admitted the man, whom she
ushered into a small apartment, which was redolent
of tobacco, and in which sat a young man slippered
and dressing-gowned, taking breakfast.
“How are you, doctor?”
said the visitor, in a tone that did not accord with
his soiled and ragged garments, as he laid down his
hat and shovel, and flung himself into a chair.
“None the better for seeing
you, Hooper,” replied the doctor sternly.
“Well, well!” exclaimed
Ned, “what a world we live in, to be sure!
It was `Hail fellow! well met,’ when I was
well off; now,” (he scowled here) “my
old familiars give me the cold shoulder because
I’m poor.”
“You know that you are unjust,”
said the doctor, leaning back in his chair, and speaking
less sternly though not less firmly; “you know,
Ned, that I have helped you with advice and with money
to the utmost extent of my means, and you know that
it was a long, long time before I ceased to call you
one of my friends; but I do not choose to be annoyed
by a man who has deliberately cast himself to the
dogs, whose companions are the lowest wretches in
London, and whose appearance is dirty and disgusting
as well as disreputable.”
“I can’t help it,” pleaded Hooper;
“I can get no work.”
“I don’t wonder at that,”
replied the doctor; every friend you ever had has
got you work of one kind or another during the last
few years, and you have drunk yourself out of it every
time. Do you imagine that your friends will
continue to care for a man who cares not for himself?
Ned did not reply, but hung his head in moody silence.
“Now,” continued the doctor,
“my time is a little more valuable than yours;
state what you have got to say, and then be off.
Stay,” he added, in a softened tone, “have
you breakfasted?”
“No,” answered Ned, with a hungry glance
at the table.
“Well, then, as you did not
come to beg, you may draw in your chair and go to
work.”
Ned at once availed himself of this
permission, and his spirits revived wonderfully as
he progressed with the meal, during which he stated
the cause of his visit.
“The fact is,” said he,
“that I want your assistance, doctor ”
“I told you already,”
interrupted the other, “that I have assisted
you to the utmost extent of my means.”
“My good fellow, not so sharp,
pray,” said Ned, helping himself to another
roll, the first having vanished like a morning cloud;
“I don’t want money ah:
that is to say, I do want money, but I don’t
want yours. No; I came here to ask you to help
me to get a body.”
“A body. What do you mean?”
“Why, what I say; surely you’ve
cut up enough of ’em to know ’em by name;
a dead body, doctor, a subject.”
The doctor smiled.
“That’s a strange request,
Ned. You’re not going to turn to my profession
as a last resort, I hope?”
“No, not exactly; but a friend
of mine wants a body that’s all, and
offers to pay me a good round sum if I get one for
him.”
“Is your friend a medical man?” asked
the doctor.
“N-no, he’s not.
In fact, he has more to do with spirits than bodies;
but he wants one of the latter and I said
I’d try to get him one so, if you
can help me, do so, like a good fellow. My friend
is particular, however; he wants a man one,
above six feet, thin and sallow, and with long black
hair.”
“You don’t suppose I keep
a stock of assorted subjects on hand, do you?”
said the doctor. “I fear it won’t
be easy to get what you want. Do you know what
your friend intends to do with it?”
“Not I, and I don’t care,”
said Ned, pouring out another cup of coffee.
“What does a body cost?”
“Between two and three pounds,” replied
the doctor.
“Dear me, so cheap,” said
Ned, with a look of surprise; “then that knocks
on the head a little plan I had. I thought of
offering myself for sale at Guy’s or one of
the hospitals, and drinking myself to death with the
money, leaving my address, so that they might know
where to find me; but it’s not worth while to
do it for so little; in fact, I don’t believe
I could accomplish it on three pounds’ worth
of dissipation.”
“Don’t jest about your
besetting sin,” said the doctor gravely; “it’s
bad enough without that.”
“Bad enough,” exclaimed
Ned, with a sudden flash of ferocity; “ay, bad
enough in all conscience, and the worst of it is, that
it makes me ready to jest about anything in
heaven, earth, or hell. Oh, drink! accursed
drink!”
He started up and clutched the hair
of his head with both hands for a moment; but the
feeling passed away, and he sat down again and resumed
breakfast, while he said in a graver tone than he had
yet used
“Excuse me, doctor; I’m
subject to these bursts now and then. Well,
what say you about the body? My friend offers
me twenty pounds, if I get the right kind. That
would be seventeen pounds of profit on the transaction.
It’s worth an effort. It might put me
in the way of making one more stand.”
Ned said this sadly, for he had made
so many stands in time past, and failed to retain
his position, that hope was at dead low-water of a
very neap-tide now.
“I don’t like the look
of the thing,” said the doctor. “There’s
too much secrecy about it for me. Why don’t
your friend speak out like a man; state what he wants
it for, and get it in the regular way?”
“It mayn’t be a secret,
for all I know,” said Ned Hooper, as he concluded
his repast. “I did not take the trouble
to ask him; because I didn’t care. You
might help me in this, doctor.”
“Well, I’ll put you in
the way of getting what you want,” said the
doctor, after a few moments reflection; “but
you must manage it yourself. I’ll not
act personally in such an affair; and let me advise
you to make sure that you are not getting into a scrape
before you take any steps in the matter. Meanwhile,
I must wish you good-day. Call here again to-night,
at six.”
The doctor rose as he spoke, and accompanied
Ned to the door. He left a coin of some sort
in his palm, when he shook hands.
“Thankee,” said Ned.
“If you had come to beg, you
should not have got it,” said the doctor.
“God help him!” he added as he shut the
door; “it is an awful sight to see an old companion
fall so low.”