It was Alick Robbins who named the
invalid the Living Skeleton, and probably remorse
for having thus given him a title so descriptively
accurate, caused him to make friends with the Living
Skeleton, a man who seemed to have no friends.
Robbins never forgot their first conversation.
It happened in this way. It was the habit of
the Living Skeleton to leave his hotel every morning
promptly at ten o’clock, if the sun was shining,
and to shuffle rather than walk down the gravel street
to the avenue of palms. There, picking out a
seat on which the sun shone, the Living Skeleton would
sit down and seem to wait patiently for someone who
never came. He wore a shawl around his neck and
a soft cloth cap on his skull. Every bone in
his face stood out against the skin, for there seemed
to be no flesh, and his clothes hung as loosely upon
him as they would have upon a skeleton. It required
no second glance at the Living Skeleton to know that
the remainder of his life was numbered by days or hours,
and not by weeks or months. He didn’t seem
to have energy enough even to read, and so it was
that Robbins sat down one day on the bench beside him,
and said sympathetically:
“I hope you are feeling better to-day.”
The Skeleton turned towards him, laughed
a low, noiseless, mirthless laugh for a moment, and
then said, in a hollow, far-away voice that had no
lungs behind it: “I am done with feeling
either better or worse.”
“Oh, I trust it is not so bad
as that,” said Robbins; “the climate is
doing you good down here, is it not?”
Again the Skeleton laughed silently,
and Robbins began to feel uneasy. The Skeleton’s
eyes were large and bright, and they fastened themselves
upon Robbins in a way that increased that gentleman’s
uneasiness, and made him think that perhaps the Skeleton
knew he had so named him.
“I have no more interest in
climate,” said the Skeleton. “I merely
seem to live because I have been in the habit of living
for some years; I presume that is it, because my lungs
are entirely gone. Why I can talk or why I can
breathe is a mystery to me. You are perfectly
certain you can hear me?”
“Oh, I hear you quite distinctly,” said
Robbins.
“Well, if it wasn’t that
people tell me that they can hear me, I wouldn’t
believe I was really speaking, because, you see, I
have nothing to speak with. Isn’t it Shakespeare
who says something about when the brains are out the
man is dead? Well, I have seen some men who make
me think Shakespeare was wrong in his diagnosis, but
it is generally supposed that when the lungs are gone
a man is dead. To tell the truth, I am
dead, practically. You know the old American
story about the man who walked around to save funeral
expenses; well, it isn’t quite that way with
me, but I can appreciate how the man felt. Still
I take a keen interest in life, although you might
not think so. You see, I haven’t much time
left; I am going to die at eight o’clock on
the 30th of April. Eight o’clock at night,
not in the morning, just after table d’hote.”
“You are going to what!” cried
Robbins in astonishment.
“I’m going to die that
day. You see I have got things to such a fine
point, that I can die any time I want to. I could
die right here, now, if I wished. If you have
any mortal interest in the matter I’ll do it,
and show you what I say is true. I don’t
mind much, you know, although I had fixed April the
30th as the limit. It wouldn’t matter a
bit for me to go off now, if it would be of any interest
to you.”
“I beg you,” said Robbins,
very much alarmed, “not to try any experiments
on my account. I am quite willing to believe anything
you say about the matter of course you
ought to know.”
“Yes, I do know.” answered
the Living Skeleton sadly. “Of course I
have had my struggle with hope and fear, but that
is all past now, as you may well understand.
The reason that I have fixed the date for April 30th
is this: you see I have only a certain amount
of money I do not know why I should make
any secret of it. I have exactly 240 francs today,
over and above another 100 francs which I have set
aside for another purpose. I am paying 8 francs
a day at the Golden Dragon; that will keep me just
thirty days, and then I intend to die.”
The Skeleton laughed again, without
sound, and Robbins moved uneasily on the seat.
“I don’t see,” he
said finally, “what there is to laugh about in
that condition of affairs.”
“I don’t suppose there
is very much; but there is something else that I consider
very laughable, and that I will tell you if you will
keep it a secret. You see, the Golden Dragon
himself I always call our innkeeper the
Golden Dragon, just as you call me, the Living Skeleton.”
“Oh, I I beg your pardon,”
stammered Robbins, “I .”
“It really doesn’t matter
at all. You are perfectly right, and I think
it a very apt term. Well, the old Golden Dragon
makes a great deal of his money by robbing the dead.
You didn’t know that, did you? You thought
it was the living who supported him, and goodness knows
he robs them when he has a chance. Well,
you are very much mistaken. When a man dies in
the Golden Dragon, he, or his friends rather, have
to pay very sweetly for it. The Dragon charges
them for re-furnishing the room. Every stick
of furniture is charged for, all the wall-paper, and
so on. I suppose it is perfectly right to charge
something, but the Dragon is not content with what
is right. He knows he has finally lost a customer,
and so he makes all he can out of him. The furniture
so paid for, is not re-placed, and the walls are not
papered again, but the Dragon doesn’t abate
a penny of his bill on that account. Now, I have
inquired of the furnishing man, on the street back
of the hotel, and he has written on his card just
the cost of mattress, sheets, pillows, and all that
sort of thing, and the amount comes to about 50 francs.
I have put in an envelope a 50-franc note, and with
it the card of the furniture man. I have written
a letter to the hotel-keeper, telling him just what
the things will cost that he needs, and have referred
the Dragon to the card of the furniture man who has
given me the figures. This envelope I have addressed
to the Dragon, and he will find it when I am dead.
This is the joke that old man Death and myself have
put up on our host, and my only regret is that I shall
not be able to enjoy a look at the Dragon’s
countenance as he reads my last letter to him.
Another sum of money I have put away, in good hands
where he won’t have a chance to get it, for
my funeral expenses, and then you see I am through
with the world. I have nobody to leave that I
need worry about, or who would either take care of
me or feel sorry for me if I needed care or sympathy,
which I do not. So that is why I laugh, and that
is why I come down and sit upon this bench, in the
sunshine, and enjoy the posthumous joke.”
Robbins did not appear to see the
humor of the situation quite as strongly as the Living
Skeleton did. At different times after, when
they met he had offered the Skeleton more money if
he wanted it, so that he might prolong his life a
little, but the Skeleton always refused.
A sort of friendship sprang up between
Robbins and the Living Skeleton, at least, as much
of a friendship as can exist between the living and
the dead, for Robbins was a muscular young fellow who
did not need to live at the Riviera on account of
his health, but merely because he detested an English
winter. Besides this, it may be added, although
it really is nobody’s business, that a Nice
Girl and her parents lived in this particular part
of the South of France.
One day Robbins took a little excursion
in a carriage to Toulon. He had invited the Nice
Girl to go with him, but on that particular day she
could not go. There was some big charity function
on hand, and one necessary part of the affair was
the wheedling of money out of people’s pockets,
so the Nice Girl had undertaken to do part of the wheedling.
She was very good at it, and she rather
prided herself upon it, but then she was a very nice
girl, pretty as well, and so people found it difficult
to refuse her. On the evening of the day there
was to be a ball at the principal hotel of the place,
also in connection with this very desirable charity.
Robbins had reluctantly gone to Toulon alone, but
you may depend upon it he was back in time for the
ball.
“Well,” he said to the
Nice Girl when he met her, “what luck collecting,
to-day?”
“Oh, the greatest luck,”
she replied enthusiastically, “and whom do you
think I got the most money from?”
“I am sure I haven’t the
slightest idea that old English Duke, he
certainly has money enough.”
“No, not from him at all; the
very last person you would expect it from your
friend, the Living Skeleton.”
“What!” cried Robbins, in alarm.
“Oh, I found him on the bench
where he usually sits, in the avenue of the palms.
I told him all about the charity and how useful it
was, and how necessary, and how we all ought to give
as much as we could towards it, and he smiled and
smiled at me in that curious way of his. ‘Yes,’
he said in a whisper, ’I believe the charity
should be supported by everyone; I will give you eighty
francs.’ Now, wasn’t that very generous
of him? Eighty francs, that was ten times what
the Duke gave, and as he handed me the money he looked
up at me and said in that awful whisper of his:
’Count this over carefully when you get home
and see if you can find out what else I have given
you. There is more than eighty francs there.’
Then, after I got home, I ”
But here the Nice Girl paused, when
she looked at the face of Robbins, to whom she was
talking. That face was ghastly pale and his eyes
were staring at her but not seeing her.
“Eighty francs,” he was
whispering to himself, and he seemed to be making
a mental calculation. Then noticing the Nice Girl’s
amazed look at him, he said:
“Did you take the money?”
“Of course I took it,” she said, “why
shouldn’t I?”
“Great Heavens!” gasped
Robbins, and without a word he turned and fled, leaving
the Nice Girl transfixed with astonishment and staring
after him with a frown on her pretty brow.
“What does he mean by such conduct?”
she asked herself. But Robbins disappeared from
the gathering throng in the large room of the hotel,
dashed down the steps, and hurried along the narrow
pavements toward the “Golden Dragon.”
The proprietor was standing in the hallway with his
hands behind him, a usual attitude with the Dragon.
“Where,” gasped Robbins,
“is Mr. Mr. ”
and then he remembered he didn’t know the name.
“Where is the Living Skeleton?”
“He has gone to his room,”
answered the Dragon, “he went early to-night,
he wasn’t feeling well, I think.”
“What is the number of his room?”
“N,” and the proprietor
rang a loud, jangling bell, whereupon one of the chambermaids
appeared. “Show this gentleman to N.”
The girl preceded Robbins up the stairs.
Once she looked over her shoulder, and said in a whisper,
“Is he worse?”
“I don’t know,”
answered Robbins, “that’s what I have come
to see.”
At N the girl paused, and rapped
lightly on the door panel. There was no response.
She rapped again, this time louder. There was
still no response.
“Try the door,” said Robbins.
“I am afraid to,” said the girl.
“Why?”
“Because he said if he were
asleep the door would be locked, and if he were dead
the door would be open.”
“When did he say that?”
“He said it several times, sir; about a week
ago the last time.”
Robbins turned the handle of the door;
it was not locked. A dim light was in the room,
but a screen before the door hid it from sight.
When he passed round the screen he saw, upon the square
marble-topped arrangement at the head of the bed,
a candle burning, and its light shone on the dead
face of the Skeleton, which had a grim smile on its
thin lips, while in its clenched hand was a letter
addressed to the proprietor of the hotel.
The Living Skeleton had given more
than the eighty francs to that deserving charity.