So he thinks he shall
take to the sea again
For one more cruise
with his buccaneers,
To singe the beard of
the King of Spain,
And capture another
Dean of Jaén
And sell him in Algiers. A
Dutch Picture. Longfellow
The Soudan campaign and Dick’s
broken head had been some months ended and mended,
and the Central Southern Syndicate had paid Dick a
certain sum on account for work done, which work they
were careful to assure him was not altogether up to
their standard. Dick heaved the letter into the
Nile at Cairo, cashed the draft in the same town, and
bade a warm farewell to Torpenhow at the station.
‘I am going to lie up for a
while and rest,’ said Torpenhow. ’I
don’t know where I shall live in London, but
if God brings us to meet, we shall meet.
Are you starying here on the off-chance
of another row? There will be none till the Southern
Soudan is reoccupied by our troops. Mark that.
Good-bye; bless you; come back when
your money’s spent; and give me your address.’
Dick loitered in Cairo, Alexandria,
Ismailia, and Port Said, especially Port
Said. There is iniquity in many parts of the world,
and vice in all, but the concentrated essence of all
the iniquities and all the vices in all the continents
finds itself at Port Said. And through the heart
of that sand-bordered hell, where the mirage flickers
day long above the Bitter Lake, move, if you will
only wait, most of the men and women you have known
in this life. Dick established himself in quarters
more riotous than respectable. He spent his evenings
on the quay, and boarded many ships, and saw very
many friends, gracious Englishwomen with
whom he had talked not too wisely in the veranda of
Shepherd’s Hotel, hurrying war correspondents,
skippers of the contract troop-ships employed in the
campaign, army officers by the score, and others of
less reputable trades.
He had choice of all the races of
the East and West for studies, and the advantage of
seeing his subjects under the influence of strong
excitement, at the gaming-tables, saloons, dancing-hells,
and elsewhere. For recreation there was the straight
vista of the Canal, the blazing sands, the procession
of shipping, and the white hospitals where the English
soldiers lay. He strove to set down in black and
white and colour all that Providence sent him, and
when that supply was ended sought about for fresh
material. It was a fascinating employment, but
it ran away with his money, and he had drawn in advance
the hundred and twenty pounds to which he was entitled
yearly. ’Now I shall have to work and starve!’
thought he, and was addressing himself to this new
fate when a mysterious telegram arrived from Torpenhow
in England, which said, ‘Come back, quick; you
have caught on. Come.’
A large smile overspread his face.
‘So soon! that’s a good hearing,’
said he to himself. ’There will be an orgy
to-night. I’ll stand or fall by my luck.
Faith, it’s time it came!’ He deposited
half of his funds in the hands of his well-known friends
Monsieur and Madame Binat, and ordered himself a Zanzibar
dance of the finest. Monsieur Binat was shaking
with drink, but Madame smiles sympathetically ’Monsieur
needs a chair, of course, and of course Monsieur will
sketch; Monsieur amuses himself strangely.’
Binat raised a blue-white face from
a cot in the inner room. ’I understand,’
he quavered. ’We all know Monsieur.
Monsieur is an artist, as I have been.’
Dick nodded. ‘In the end,’ said Binat,
with gravity, ‘Monsieur will descend alive into
hell, as I have descended.’ And he laughed.
‘You must come to the dance,
too,’ said Dick; ‘I shall want you.’
’For my face? I knew it
would be so. For my face? My God! and for
my degradation so tremendous! I will not.
Take him away. He is a devil. Or at least
do thou, Celeste, demand of him more.’ The
excellent Binat began to kick and scream.
‘All things are for sale in
Port Said,’ said Madame. ’If my husband
comes it will be so much more. Eh, ‘how
you call ’alf a sovereign.’
The money was paid, and the mad dance
was held at night in a walled courtyard at the back
of Madame Binat’s house. The lady herself,
in faded mauve silk always about to slide from her
yellow shoulders, played the piano, and to the tin-pot
music of a Western waltz the naked Zanzibari girls
danced furiously by the light of kerosene lamps.
Binat sat upon a chair and stared with eyes that saw
nothing, till the whirl of the dance and the clang
of the rattling piano stole into the drink that took
the place of blood in his veins, and his face glistened.
Dick took him by the chin brutally and turned that
face to the light. Madame Binat looked over her
shoulder and smiled with many teeth. Dick leaned
against the wall and sketched for an hour, till the
kerosene lamps began to smell, and the girls threw
themselves panting on the hard-beaten ground.
Then he shut his book with a snap and moved away, Binat
plucking feebly at his elbow. ‘Show me,’
he whimpered. ’I too was once an artist,
even I!’ Dick showed him the rough sketch.
‘Am I that?’ he screamed. ’Will
you take that away with you and show all the world
that it is I, Binat?’ He moaned and
wept.
‘Monsieur has paid for all,’
said Madame. ’To the pleasure of seeing
Monsieur again.’
The courtyard gate shut, and Dick
hurried up the sandy street to the nearest gambling-hell,
where he was well known. ’If the luck holds,
it’s an omen; if I lose, I must stay here.’
He placed his money picturesquely about the board,
hardly daring to look at what he did. The luck
held.
Three turns of the wheel left him
richer by twenty pounds, and he went down to the shipping
to make friends with the captain of a decayed cargo-steamer,
who landed him in London with fewer pounds in his pocket
than he cared to think about.
A thin gray fog hung over the city,
and the streets were very cold; for summer was in
England.
‘It’s a cheerful wilderness,
and it hasn’t the knack of altering much,’
Dick thought, as he tramped from the Docks westward.
’Now, what must I do?’
The packed houses gave no answer.
Dick looked down the long lightless streets and at
the appalling rush of traffic. ‘Oh, you
rabbit-hutches!’ said he, addressing a row of
highly respectable semi-detached residences.
’Do you know what you’ve got to do later
on? You have to supply me with men-servants and
maid-servants,’ here he smacked his
lips, ’and the peculiar treasure of
kings. Meantime I’ll clothes and boots,
and presently I will return and trample on you.’
He stepped forward energetically; he saw that one
of his shoes was burst at the side. As he stooped
to make investigations, a man jostled him into the
gutter. ‘All right,’ he said.
‘That’s another nick in
the score. I’ll jostle you later on.’
Good clothes and boots are not cheap,
and Dick left his last shop with the certainty that
he would be respectably arrayed for a time, but with
only fifty shillings in his pocket. He returned
to streets by the Docks, and lodged himself in one
room, where the sheets on the bed were almost audibly
marked in case of theft, and where nobody seemed to
go to bed at all. When his clothes arrived he
sought the Central Southern Syndicate for Torpenhow’s
address, and got it, with the intimation that there
was still some money waiting for him.
‘How much?’ said Dick,
as one who habitually dealt in millions.
’Between thirty and forty pounds.
If it would be any convenience to you, of course we
could let you have it at once; but we usually settle
accounts monthly.’
‘If I show that I want anything
now, I’m lost,’ he said to himself.
’All I need I’ll take later on.’
Then, aloud, ’It’s hardly worth while;
and I’m going to the country for a month, too.
Wait till I come back, and I’ll see about it.’
’But we trust, Mr. Heldar, that
you do not intend to sever your connection with us?’
Dick’s business in life was
the study of faces, and he watched the speaker keenly.
‘That man means something,’ he said.
’I’ll do no business till I’ve seen
Torpenhow. There’s a big deal coming.’
So he departed, making no promises, to his one little
room by the Docks. And that day was the seventh
of the month, and that month, he reckoned with awful
distinctness, had thirty-one days in it!
It is not easy for a man of catholic
tastes and healthy appetites to exist for twenty-four
days on fifty shillings. Nor is it cheering to
begin the experiment alone in all the loneliness of
London. Dick paid seven shillings a week for
his lodging, which left him rather less than a shilling
a day for food and drink. Naturally, his first
purchase was of the materials of his craft; he had
been without them too long. Half a day’s
investigations and comparison brought him to the conclusion
that sausages and mashed potatoes, twopence a plate,
were the best food. Now, sausages once or twice
a week for breakfast are not unpleasant. As lunch,
even, with mashed potatoes, they become monotonous.
At dinner they are impertinent. At the end of
three days Dick loathed sausages, and, going, forth,
pawned his watch to revel on sheep’s head, which
is not as cheap as it looks, owing to the bones and
the gravy. Then he returned to sausages and mashed
potatoes. Then he confined himself entirely to
mashed potatoes for a day, and was unhappy because
of pain in his inside. Then he pawned his waistcoat
and his tie, and thought regretfully of money thrown
away in times past. There are few things more
edifying unto Art than the actual belly-pinch of hunger,
and Dick in his few walks abroad, he did
not care for exercise; it raised desires that could
not be satisfied found himself dividing
mankind into two classes, those who looked
as if they might give him something to eat, and those
who looked otherwise. ’I never knew what
I had to learn about the human face before,’
he thought; and, as a reward for his humility, Providence
caused a cab-driver at a sausage-shop where Dick fed
that night to leave half eaten a great chunk of bread.
Dick took it, would have fought all the
world for its possession, and it cheered
him.
The month dragged through at last,
and, nearly prancing with impatience, he went to draw
his money. Then he hastened to Torpenhow’s
address and smelt the smell of cooking meats all along
the corridors of the chambers. Torpenhow was
on the top floor, and Dick burst into his room, to
be received with a hug which nearly cracked his ribs,
as Torpenhow dragged him tot he light and spoke of
twenty different things in the same breath.
‘But you’re looking tucked up,’
he concluded.
‘Got anything to eat?’ said Dick, his
eye roaming round the room.
‘I shall be having breakfast in a minute.
What do you say to sausages?’
’No, anything but sausages!
Torp, I’ve been starving on that accursed horse-flesh
for thirty days and thirty nights.’
‘Now, what lunacy has been your latest?’
Dick spoke of the last few weeks with
unbridled speech. Then he opened his coat; there
was no waistcoat below. ’I ran it fine,
awfully fine, but I’ve just scraped through.’
’You haven’t much sense,
but you’ve got a backbone, anyhow. Eat,
and talk afterwards.’ Dick fell upon eggs
and bacon and gorged till he could gorge no more.
Torpenhow handed him a filled pipe, and he smoked as
men smoke who for three weeks have been deprived of
good tobacco.
‘Ouf!’ said he. ‘That’s
heavenly! Well?’
‘Why in the world didn’t you come to me?’
’Couldn’t; I owe you too
much already, old man. Besides I had a sort of
superstition that this temporary starvation that’s
what it was, and it hurt would bring me
luck later. It’s over and done with now,
and none of the syndicate know how hard up I was.
Fire away. What’s the exact state of affairs
as regards myself?’
’You had my wire? You’ve
caught on here. People like your work immensely.
I don’t know why, but they do. They say
you have a fresh touch and a new way of drawing things.
And, because they’re chiefly home-bred English,
they say you have insight. You’re wanted
by half a dozen papers; you’re wanted to illustrate
books.’
Dick grunted scornfully.
’You’re wanted to work
up your smaller sketches and sell them to the dealers.
They seem to think the money sunk in you is a good
investment.
Good Lord! who can account for the
fathomless folly of the public?’
‘They’re a remarkably sensible people.’
’They are subject to fits, if
that’s what you mean; and you happen to be the
object of the latest fit among those who are interested
in what they call Art. Just now you’re
a fashion, a phenomenon, or whatever you please.
I appeared to be the only person who knew anything
about you here, and I have been showing the most useful
men a few of the sketches you gave me from time to
time. Those coming after your work on the Central
Southern Syndicate appear to have done your business.
You’re in luck.’
’Huh! call it luck! Do
call it luck, when a man has been kicking about the
world like a dog, waiting for it to come! I’ll
luck ’em later on. I want a place to work
first.’
‘Come here,’ said Torpenhow,
crossing the landing. ’This place is a big
box room really, but it will do for you. There’s
your skylight, or your north light, or whatever window
you call it, and plenty of room to thrash about in,
and a bedroom beyond. What more do you need?’
‘Good enough,’ said Dick,
looking round the large room that took up a third
of a top story in the rickety chambers overlooking
the Thames. A pale yellow sun shone through the
skylight and showed the much dirt of the place.
Three steps led from the door to the landing, and three
more to Torpenhow’s room. The well of the
staircase disappeared into darkness, pricked by tiny
gas-jets, and there were sounds of men talking and
doors slamming seven flights below, in the warm gloom.
‘Do they give you a free hand
here?’ said Dick, cautiously. He was Ishmael
enough to know the value of liberty.
’Anything you like; latch-keys
and license unlimited. We are permanent tenants
for the most part here. ’Tisn’t a
place I would recommend for a Young Men’s Christian
Association, but it will serve. I took these rooms
for you when I wired.’
‘You’re a great deal too kind, old man.’
‘You didn’t suppose you
were going away from me, did you?’ Torpenhow
put his hand on Dick’s shoulder, and the two
walked up and down the room, henceforward to be called
the studio, in sweet and silent communion. They
heard rapping at Torpenhow’s door. ’That’s
some ruffian come up for a drink,’ said Torpenhow;
and he raised his voice cheerily. There entered
no one more ruffianly than a portly middle-aged gentleman
in a satin-faced frockcoat. His lips were parted
and pale, and there were deep pouches under the eyes.
‘Weak heart,’ said Dick
to himself, and, as he shook hands, ’very weak
heart. His pulse is shaking his fingers.’
The man introduced himself as the
head of the Central Southern Syndicate and ’one
of the most ardent admirers of your work, Mr.
Heldar. I assure you, in the
name of the syndicate, that we are immensely indebted
to you; and I trust, Mr. Heldar, you won’t forget
that we were largely instrumental in bringing you before
the public.’ He panted because of the seven
flights of stairs.
Dick glanced at Torpenhow, whose left
eyelid lay for a moment dead on his cheek.
‘I shan’t forget,’
said Dick, every instinct of defence roused in him.
’You’ve paid me so well
that I couldn’t, you know. By the way, when
I am settled in this place I should like to send and
get my sketches. There must be nearly a hundred
and fifty of them with you.’
’That is er is what
I came to speak about. I fear we can’t allow
it exactly, Mr. Heldar. In the absence of any
specified agreement, the sketches are our property,
of course.’
‘Do you mean to say that you are going to keep
them?’
’Yes; and we hope to have your
help, on your own terms, Mr. Heldar, to assist us
in arranging a little exhibition, which, backed by
our name and the influence we naturally command among
the press, should be of material service to you.
Sketches such as yours ’
’Belong to me. You engaged
me by wire, you paid me the lowest rates you dared.
You can’t mean to keep them! Good God alive,
man, they’re all I’ve got in the world!’
Torpenhow watched Dick’s face and whistled.
Dick walked up and down, thinking.
He saw the whole of his little stock in trade, the
first weapon of his equipment, annexed at the outset
of his campaign by an elderly gentleman whose name
Dick had not caught aright, who said that he represented
a syndicate, which was a thing for which Dick had
not the least reverence. The injustice of the
proceedings did not much move him; he had seen the
strong hand prevail too often in other places to be
squeamish over the moral aspects of right and wrong.
But he ardently desired the blood
of the gentleman in the frockcoat, and when he spoke
again, and when he spoke again it was with a strained
sweetness that Torpenhow knew well for the beginning
of strife.
’Forgive me, sir, but you have
no no younger man who can arrange this
business with me?’
‘I speak for the syndicate.
I see no reason for a third party to ’
‘You will in a minute.
Be good enough to give back my sketches.’
The man stared blankly at Dick, and
then at Torpenhow, who was leaning against the wall.
He was not used to ex-employees who ordered him to
be good enough to do things.
‘Yes, it is rather a cold-blooded
steal,’ said Torpenhow, critically; ’but
I’m afraid, I am very much afraid, you’ve
struck the wrong man. Be careful, Dick; remember,
this isn’t the Soudan.’
’Considering what services the
syndicate have done you in putting your name before
the world ’
This was not a fortunate remark; it
reminded Dick of certain vagrant years lived out in
loneliness and strife and unsatisfied desires.
The memory did not contrast well with the prosperous
gentleman who proposed to enjoy the fruit of those
years.
‘I don’t know quite what
to do with you,’ began Dick, meditatively.
’Of course you’re a thief, and you ought
to be half killed, but in your case you’d probably
die. I don’t want you dead on this floor,
and, besides, it’s unlucky just as one’s
moving in. Don’t hit, sir; you’ll
only excite yourself.’
He put one hand on the man’s
forearm and ran the other down the plump body beneath
the coat. ‘My goodness!’ said he to
Torpenhow, ’and this gray oaf dares to be a
thief! I have seen an Esneh camel-driver have
the black hide taken off his body in strips for stealing
half a pound of wet dates, and he was as tough as
whipcord. This things’ soft all over like
a woman.’
There are few things more poignantly
humiliating than being handled by a man who does not
intend to strike. The head of the syndicate began
to breathe heavily. Dick walked round him, pawing
him, as a cat paws a soft hearth-rug. Then he
traced with his forefinger the leaden pouches underneath
the eyes, and shook his head. ’You were
going to steal my things, mine, mine, mine! you,
who don’t know when you may die.
Write a note to your office, you
say you’re the head of it, and order
them to give Torpenhow my sketches, every
one of them. Wait a minute: your hand’s
shaking. Now!’ He thrust a pocket-book before
him. The note was written. Torpenhow took
it and departed without a word, while Dick walked
round and round the spellbound captive, giving him
such advice as he conceived best for the welfare of
his soul. When Torpenhow returned with a gigantic
portfolio, he heard Dick say, almost soothingly, ’Now,
I hope this will be a lesson to you; and if you worry
me when I have settled down to work with any nonsense
about actions for assault, believe me, I’ll
catch you and manhandle you, and you’ll die.
You haven’t very long to live, anyhow.
Go! Imshi, Vootsak, get out!’
The man departed, staggering and dazed. Dick
drew a long breath: ’Phew! what a lawless
lot these people are! The first thing a poor orphan
meets is gang robbery, organised burglary! Think
of the hideous blackness of that man’s mind!
Are my sketches all right, Torp?’
’Yes; one hundred and forty-seven
of them. Well, I must say, Dick, you’ve
begun well.’
’He was interfering with me.
It only meant a few pounds to him, but it was everything
to me. I don’t think he’ll bring an
action. I gave him some medical advice gratis
about the state of his body. It was cheap at
the little flurry it cost him. Now, let’s
look at my things.’
Two minutes later Dick had thrown
himself down on the floor and was deep in the portfolio,
chuckling lovingly as he turned the drawings over and
thought of the price at which they had been bought.
The afternoon was well advanced when
Torpenhow came to the door and saw Dick dancing a
wild saraband under the skylight.
‘I builded better than I knew,
Torp,’ he said, without stopping the dance.
’They’re good! They’re
damned good! They’ll go like flame!
I shall have an exhibition of them on my own brazen
hook. And that man would have cheated me out
of it! Do you know that I’m sorry now that
I didn’t actually hit him?’
‘Go out,’ said Torpenhow, ’go
out and pray to be delivered from the sin of arrogance,
which you never will be. Bring your things up
from whatever place you’re staying in, and we’ll
try to make this barn a little more shipshape.’
‘And then oh, then,’
said Dick, still capering, ’we will spoil the
Egyptians!’