Every good action has its fruit, though
the doer of it but seldom plucks it in this world.
Contrariwise the fruits of ill-done deeds are early
ripeners, and it is seldom the teeth of the children
that are set on edge.
Patsy, faring leisurely westward to
meet the Princess in the park and be driven home,
at the corner of Lyonesse House, just where you turn
towards the green of the tree-tops discerned at the
street’s end, came within the sound of a mighty
voice.
A tall, heavily built man of fierce
aspect and red choleric face was picking himself up
off the ground, opposite a house from which he had
been forcibly ejected, and a crowd of ordinary street
loafers was gathering about. Patsy would have
turned away, but there was something curiously familiar
about the tones of the voice and the imaginative dialect
which drew her in spite of herself.
“Fower against yin!” shouted
the voice; “and three o’ them I hae markit.
Whaur’s your Dukes noo? I hae gi’en
yin o’ them a fine black eye. If Dukes
will not pay their debts, faith, I’ll pay their
skins. I had a punch at the fat yin too, and
doon he went like a bag o’ wat sand!”
Patsy hurried forward, elbowing her
way vigorously, and the beauty of her dress even more
than the dark intensity of her face, caused the throng
to make way. She saw the man clearly now, and
already the crowd was beginning to seek for missiles.
“Kennedy McClure,” she
said, taking hold of the man’s arm, “come
your ways out o’ this and as fast as may be-
“Lea’ me alane, I tell
ye,” he cried, “I will go back and take
another punch at them-all six at a time-Dukes
that will not pay their debts!”
“Quiet now! I am Patsy
Ferris of Cairn Ferris-Adam’s daughter,
and a friend. Here, laird, get into this coach”
(she had beckoned one from a stand and given a direction),
“there, Supsorrow, into this coach and bide
you still as I bid ye. You are going to see the
inside of a gaol if you stay where you are. The
rascals want no better. Now be quiet, Supsorrow,
I am my father’s daughter, and I know what is
good for you.”
By this time the carriage was in motion.
She had taken out a pair of spare handkerchiefs such
as women carry, and was dusting his knee-breeches
when Kennedy came to himself.
“Patsy-Patsy Ferris
grown a great leddy! No-what is that
ye are after-then ye shall not!-Let
my shoe-buckles alane-I’m tellin’
ye!”
“You are going to meet a princess,”
said Patsy, polishing away; “and I intend that
you shall do no discredit to Galloway.”
“A princess-hech,
let me get oot o’ this,” cried the angry
gentleman-farmer, making attempts to reach the door;
“I could not touch her, but I’d be feared
that I could not keep my tongue off ony o’ that
breed.”
“Oh, she is none of ‘that
breed,’ as you say.” Here Patsy resumed
her seat, and after a general inspection set Laird
Supsorrow’s cocked hat straight on his head,
and pronounced that he would do.
The Princess was waiting for her friend
at the park entrance, and she seemed somewhat surprised
when she saw her advancing in company with a big solidly
built countryman, with his seals dangling and silver
buckles shining at knee and shoe-latchet.
But Princess Elsa instantly understood.
Patsy had discovered a countryman lost in London,
and with the friendliness which characterized her
she had brought him on to taste of the hospitality
of Hanover Lodge. Accordingly she smiled her
most friendly smile as Patsy made the presentation.
“Did I not tell you, Patsy,”
she said; “there was a ‘visitor’
in the tea this morning?”
And she held out her hand which Kennedy
of Supsorrow instantly grasped and shook heartily.
“I’m sair obleeged to
ye, ma leddy,” he said, “this is mair honour
than ever I thought wad come my road in this world.
And I hae kenned Miss Patsy ever since I catched her
up my sugar-ploom tree and she pelted me wi’
the ploom-stanes. Ech, she was a besom, and I’m
thinkin’ she is no muckle better yet!”
The Princess invited Kennedy to take
the seat opposite to them and be driven home.
She was really very glad to see any one who came to
her from Patsy’s country.
“Faith,” said honest Kennedy,
“her and me does not aye agree. She’s
ower fond o’ stravagin’ through my fields
after a trashery o’ wild flooers, and leavin’
gates open ahint her! But she’s aye a bonny
thing to see, and she plays the mischief wi’
the lads yonder. I used to like a lass like that
when I was young-and noo I’m auld,
I hae still a saft side for Miss Patsy-though
I do wish, ma leddy, that ye would speak to
her aboot shutting the yetts after her!”
The Princess, after the speech had
been interpreted to her, promised to do her best in
the matter of the gates, and during their drive to
Hanover Lodge, he kept the Princess immensely amused
with the story of his encounter with the two Dukes.
The matter needed to be interpreted, and in places
expurgated, but in substance it ran as followeth:-
“I cam’ to London to get
the price o’ a pair o’ horse and a fine
new carriage-as good as new onyway-oh,
ye have seen the turn-out, Miss Patsy. Aye, aye-it
had served the Laird o’ the Marrick a
while, I will not deny-that is, not to
you-but it was a fine faceable carriage
whatever, before the lad that fired on the Duke dang
it a’ to flinders. I reckoned the total
value at twa hundred pounds, and it was the odd hundred-and-fifty
I caa’ed roond to collect at the Duke’s
hoose.
“The flunkey in the fine gowd-braided
reid coatie wasna sure aboot lettin’ me in,
but I soon had my double-soled shoe in the kink o’
the door and afore my lad kenned, I was inside the
graund hall. I took a look aboot me, very careful,
and, guid faith, the lackeys were standing round as
thick as thistles o’ the field in their red plush
breeks. Only they didna look as if they were
the stuff to put me oot.
“So I explained to him that
appeared to be the heid yin, the naitur’ o’
my errand. Very ceevil I was, but when I had dune
he just laughed and the rest they laughed after him.
“‘You have come to the
wrong shop, my man,’ says he, ’pay a debt
in a Royal Duke’s house-who ever
heard of the like? Ye must go to Parliament about
that!’
“‘Then,’ said I, ‘ye are gaun
to hear the like noo!’
“And down I sat on a fine soffy
to wait for the Duke. They cried to one another
to come and ‘put me oot,’ that the Duke
and his brother would be doon afore lang, and
that it would never do for him to find me there-it
was as much as their places were worth!
“Then when they cam’ to
lay hands on me, and I aye keepit on saying ower and
ower to mysel’ as if it were a lesson, ’The
big yin’s nose, and your e’e, and the
ither chap’s jaw!’ They could see my knuckles
clenched middlin’ firm-and so they
stoppit to think about it. There was nae crowdin’
to be first! Na, fegs!
“Juist then there was a sound
o’ laughin’ and talkin’, and four
gentlemen cam’ doon the stairs. The first
two were braw, and the others ahint were officers-just
plain sodger officers, but they were a’ lauchin’
throughither as pack as thieves.
“There was ane o’ the
first twa with the blue sashes that limpit. Says
I to mysel’, ‘That’s Stair Garland’s
chairge o’ buckshot, and him I took to be my
man. So I askit him civilly to pay me the hundred-and-fifty
pund that was due me on the horses, and no sooner were
the words oot o’ my mouth, than he swore he
would have me hung, drawn and quartered, for a murdering
rogue, a thief and a liar.
“I heard him till he was clean
oot o’ breath, and then I explained again.
But he was deaf as ony adder, and only cried, him and
his brither baith, for the officers to throw me oot
at the window. Then one of the officers blew
a whistle, and I kenned what that was for.
“‘Nae guards wi’
biggonets for Kennedy McClure,’ says I.
’Here’s for ye! Come on, ye spangled
rogues-the whole thieving dollop of ye!’
“And with that I let drive amang
them, and there’s twa o’ the dukes and
at least yin o’ the officers that will not show
their faces for a day or two. The leddies would
not think them bonny. They are signed ’Kennedy
of Supsorrow-his mark!’ Oh-no!
But they were ower mony for me at the last. They
got me aff my feet and flang me into the street wi’
a clash that near split the paving-stanes. Then,
when the low ribaldry o’ the toon was gettin’
my birses up, and they had sent to fetch the guard,
up comes this bonny young leddy, and speerited me
awa’ in a coach, me swearin’ ootragious
and maist unwillin’-just like a fool
tyke that hasna had eneuch o’ a fecht.
Syne she brushes me and cossets me, and so here I
am, madam, at your service, and no fit for the company
of my betters, being but a landward man with little
education and by nature a man of wrath far beyond
ithers.”