I can make no stay at Niagara for
the present; but, after resting awhile at Howard’s
Inn, which is the most respectable one in the town,
proceed in his coach to Queenston.
The old Canadian coach has not yet
quite vanished before modern improvement. It
is a mighty heavy, clumsy conveniency, hung on leather
springs, and looking for all the world as if elephants
alone could move it along; and, if it should upset,
like Falstaff, it may ask for levers to lift it up
again.
We had on board the coach an American,
of the species Yankee, a thorough bluff, rosy, herculean,
Yorkshire-farmer, and several highly respectable females.
I will not say Jonathan did not spit
before them, for he is to the manner born; but, although
of inferior grade, if there can be such a thing mentioned
respecting a citizen of the United States, and particularly
of “the Empire State,” of which he was,
to his credit be it said, he treated the females with
that courtesy, rough as it is, which seems innate
with all Americans.
A stormy discussion arose on the part
of John Bull, who hated slavery, disliked spitting,
got angry about Brock’s monument, and, in short,
looked down with no small share of contempt upon the
man of yesterday, whose ideas of right and wrong were
so diametrically opposed to his own, and who very
sententiously expressed them.
John told him that the only thing
he had never heard in his travels through the Northern
and Western States where he had been to
look at the land with a view to purchase, either there
or in Canada, as might be most advisable the
only thing he had never heard was that all the citizens
of the United States were all “gentlemen.”
“I guess you didn’t hear
with both ears, then, for you always must have remarked
that whenever one citizen spoke of another, he said
’that gentleman.’”
John laughed outright. “No,
friend, I never did hear your white gentlemen call
a nigger ‘that gentleman;’ so, you see,
all your folks ain’t equal, and all ain’t
gentlemen. Here, in Canada, I have heard a blacky
called ‘that gentleman;’ and, by George,
if many more of your runaway slaves cross the border,
they will soon be the only gentlemen in Canada, for
they are getting very impudent and very numerous.”
This is, in a measure, true; such
troops of escaped negroes are annually forwarded to
Canada by the abolitionists that the Western frontier
is overrun already, and the impudence of these newly
free knows no bounds. But they cordially hate
both the Southern slaveholders and the abolitionists.
Talking of slavery, pray read an account
of it from an American of the Northern States.
“New Orleans, January 26, 1846.
“A man may be no abolitionist I
am not one; he may think but little on the subject
of slavery it has never troubled me one
way or the other: but let him mark the records
of the glorious battles of the Revolution; let him
notice the Eagle of Liberty, and all the emblems of
Independence, Freedom, and the rights of man; let him
muse on the thoughts they awaken, and then behold
the actualities of life around him. Suddenly
the sharp rap of an auctioneer’s hammer startles
him, and the loud striking of the hour of twelve will
divert his attention to the throng of men around him,
and the appearance of three or four men on raised
stands in different parts of the Rotunda, who are calling
the attention of those around him, at the same time
unrolling a hand-bill that the stranger has noticed
in the most conspicuous places in the city, printed
in French and English, announcing the sale of a lot
of fine, likely slaves; at the same time, he observes
maps of real estates spread out everything
in fact around him denoting a ’busy mart where
men do congregate,’ as it really is.
“The auctioneer, making the
most noise, attracts his attention first; joining
the crowd in front of the stand, he observes twelve
or fifteen negroes of all ages and both sexes standing
in a line to the left of the auctioneer; they are
comfortably, and some of them neatly dressed, particularly
the women, with their yellow Madras handkerchiefs tied
around their heads, and their bright, showy dresses;
but they have a look that irresistibly causes him
to think back for a comparison to the objects before
him, and it seems strange that it should bring to mind
some market or field where he has sometimes seen cattle
offered for sale, whose saddened look seemed to forbode
some evil to them; but the animal look is somewhat
redeemed by the smiles and plays of the little piccaninies,
who seem to wonder why they are there, with so many
men looking at them. Now for business.
“’Maria, step up here.
There, gentlemen, is a fine, likely wench, aged twenty-five;
she is warranted healthy and sound, with the exception
of a slight lameness in the left leg, which does not
damage her at all. Step down, Maria, and walk.’
The woman gets down, and steps off eight or ten paces,
and returns with a slight limp, evidently with some
pain, but doing her best to conceal her defect of
gait. The auctioneer is a Frenchman, and announces
everything alternately in French and English.
’Now, gentlemen, what is bid? she is warranted,
elle est gurantie, and sold by a very respectable
citize dollars, deux cent et
cinquante dollars: why, gentlemen, what
do you mean! Get down, Maria, and walk a little
mor, deux cent soixante et
quinze, 300, trois cents! go
on, gentlemen 325, trois cents
et vingt cinq! once, twice, ah! 350,
trois cents et cinquante:
une fois! deux fois! going, gone, for 350 dollars.
A great bargain, gentlemen.’
“My attention is called to the
opposite side of the room: ’Here, gentlemen,
is a likely little orphan yellow girl, six years old what
is bid? combien? thirty-five dollars, trente
cinq, fifty dollars, cinquante dollars,
thank you.’ Finally, she is knocked down
at seventy-five dollars.
“Why, there is a whole family
on that other stand; let us see them. ’There,
gentlemen, is a fine lot: Willy, aged thirty-five,
an expert boy, a good carpenter, brickmaker, driver,
in fact, can do anything, il sait faire
tout. His wife, Betty, is thirty-three, can wash,
cook, wait on the table, and make herself generally
useful; also their boy George, five years old; you
will observe, gentlemen, that Betty est enceinte.
Now what is bid for this valuable family?’ After
a lively competition, they are bid off at 1,550 dollars,
the whole family.
“As I have before remarked,
everything is done in French and English; even the
negroes speak both languages. I saw one poor old
negro, about sixty, put up, but withdrawn, as only
270 dollars were bid for him. While waiting to
be sold, they are examined and questioned by the purchasers.
One young girl, about sixteen or eighteen, was being
inspected by an elderly, stern, sharp-eyed, horse-jockey
looking man, who sported his gold chains, diamond
pin, ruffles, and cane: ’How old are you?’
‘I don’t know, sir.’ ‘Do
you know how to eat?’ ’Everybody does
that,’ she said sullenly.
“Passing up the Esplanade next
morning, (Sunday) I saw some forty or fifty very fine-looking
negroes and negresses, all neatly dressed, standing
on a bench directly in front of a building, which I
took to be a meeting or school house: walking
by, a genteel-looking man stepped up and asked me
if I wished to buy a likely boy or girl. Telling
him I was a stranger, and asking for information,
he told me it was one of the slave-markets; that they
stood there for examination, and that he had sold
500,000 dollars worth and sent them off that morning.
“The above facts are some of
the singular features (to a Northerner) of this remarkable
place, and I assure you that I ’nothing extenuate,
or set down aught in malice;’ but may the time
come when even a black man may say, ‘I am a
man!’
“NORTHROP.”
I once relieved a poor black wretch
who was starving in the streets of Kingston, and told
him where to go to get proper advice and protection:
all the thanks I received were that he was sorry he
ran away, for he had been a waiter somewhere in the
South, and got a good many dollars by his situation;
whereas, he said, Canada was a poor country, and he
had no hope of thriving in it.
The lower class of negroes in Canada,
for there are several classes among even runaways,
are very frequently dissolute, idle, impudent, and
assuming so difficult is it for poor uneducated
human nature to bear a little freedom.
The coloured people, if they get at
all up in the world, assume vast airs, but there are
very many well-conducted people among them. As
yet neither coloured people nor negroes have made
much advance in Canada.
John Bull had visited almost every
portion of the Northern and Western States, was a
shrewd, observing character, and had come to the conclusion,
which he very plainly expressed, that the state of
society in the Union was not to his taste, that he
could procure lands as cheap and as good for his gold
in Canada, and that to Canada he would bring his old
woman and his children.
“For,” said he, “in
the London or Western districts of Upper Canada, the
land is equal to any in the United States, the climate
better, and by and by it will supply all Europe with
grain. Settling there, an Englishman will not
always be put in mind of the inferiority of the British
to the Americans, will not always be told that kings
and queens are childish humbugs, and will not have
his work hindered and his mind poisoned by constant
elections and everlasting grasping for office.
“While,” says John to
Jonathan, “I am in Canada, just as free as you
are; I pay no taxes, or only such as I control myself,
and which are laid out in roads, or for my benefit.
I can worship after the manner of my fathers, without
being robbed or burnt out, and I meet no man who thinks
himself a bit better than myself; but, as I shall take
care to settle a good way from republican sympathizers
for the sake of my poor property, I shall always find
my neighbours as proud of Queen Victoria as I be myself.”
Jonathan replied that he had no manner
of doubt that Miss Victoria was a real lady, for every
female is a lady in the States; the word being understood
only as an equivalent for womankind, and that John
might like petticoat government, but, for his part,
he calculated it was better to be a king one’s-self,
which every citizen of the enlightened republic was,
and no mistake.
And kings they are, for all power
resides there, in the body of which he was a favourable
specimen, but which does not always show its members
in so fair a light.
I do not know any coach ride in British
America more pleasing than that from Niagara to Queenston.
You cross a broad green common, with the expanse of
Lake Ontario on one side, the forest and orchard on
the other; and, after passing through a little coppice,
suddenly come upon the St. Lawrence, rolling a tranquil
flood towards the great lake below.
High above its waters, on the edge
of the sharp precipitous bank, covered with trees oak,
birch, beech, chestnut, and maple runs the
sandy road, bordered by corn-fields, by orchards, and
occasionally by little patches of woodland, looking
for all the world like Old England, excepting that
that unpicturesque snake fence spoils the illusion.
Now, bright and deep, rolls the giant
flood onward; now it is hidden by a turn of the bank;
now, glittering, it again appears between the trees.
Thus you travel until within a couple of miles or so
of Queenston, when, the road leaving the bank, and
the river forming a large bay-like bend, a splendid
view breaks out.
You catch a distant glimpse of that
narrow pass, where a wall of rock, two hundred feet
high on each side, and somewhat higher on the American
shore, vomits forth the pent-up angry Niagara.
Above this wall, to the right and left, towers the
mountain ridge, covered with forest to the south,
and with the greenest of grass to the north, where,
stately and sad, stands the pillar under whose base
moulder the bones of the gallant Brock, and of Mac
Donell, his aide-de-camp.
Rent from summit to base, tottering
to its fall, is Brock’s monument, and yet the
villain who did the deed that destroyed it lives, and
dares to show his face on the neighbouring shore.
I cannot conceive in beautiful scenery
any thing more picturesque than the gorge of the Niagara
river: it combines rapid water, a placid bay,
a tremendous wall of rock, forest, glade, village,
column, active and passive life.
Queenston is a poor place; it has
never gained an inch since the war of 1812; but, as
a railroad has been established, and a wharf is building
in connection with it, it will go ahead. Opposite
to it is Lewiston, in the United States, less ancient
and time-worn, full of gaudily-painted wooden houses,
and with much more pretension. Queenston looks
like an old English hamlet in decay; melancholy and
miserable; Lewiston is the type of newness, all white
and green, all unfinished and all uncomfortable.
The odious bar-room system of the
Northern States is fast sweeping away all vestiges
of English comfort. The practice of lounging,
cigar in mouth, sipping juleps and alcoholic decoctions
in common with smugglers and small folk, is fast unhinging
society. The plan of social economy in the mercantile
cities is rapidly spreading over the whole Union, and
the fashion of ladies’ drawing-rooms being absorbed
into the parlour of an hotel or boarding-house has
brought about a change which the next generation will
lament.
It is the restless rage for politics,
the ever present desire for dollars, which has brought
about this state of things; the young husband seeks
the bar-room as a merchant does the Change; and thus,
except in the wealthy class, or among the contemplative
and retired, there is no such thing as private life
in the northern cities and towns. Huge taverns,
real wooden gin palaces, tower over the tops of all
other buildings, in every border village, town, and
city; and a good bar is a better business than any
other. Thus in Lewiston, in Buffalo, in short,
in every American border town, the best building is
the tavern, and the next best the meeting-house; both
are fashionable, and both are anything but what they
should be; for he who keeps the best liquors, and he
who preaches most pointedly to the prevailing taste,
makes the most of his trade. The voluntary system
is a capital speculation to the publican as well as
to the parson; but, unfortunately, it is more general
with the former than with the latter.
The Niagara frontier is a rich and
a fertile portion of Canada, surrounded almost by
water, and intersected by rivers, and the Welland
Canal, with an undulating surface in the interior.
It grows wheat, Indian corn, and all the cereal gramina
to perfection, whilst Pomona lavishes favours on it;
nor are its woods less prolific and luxuriant.
Here the chestnut, with its deep green foliage and
its white flowers, forms a pleasing variety to the
sylvan scenery of Canada.
It would be, from its healthiness
alone, the pleasantest part of Canada to live in,
but it is too near the borders where sympathizers,
more keen and infinitely more barbarous than those
on the ancient Tweed, render property and life rather
precarious; and, therefore, in war or in rebellion,
the Niagara frontier is not an enviable abode for the
peaceable farmer or the timid female.
The ascent to the plateau above Queenston
is grand, and the view from the summit very extensive
and magnificent; embracing such a stretch of cultivated
land, of forest, of the habitations of men, and of
the apparently boundless Ontario, the Beautiful Lake,
that it can scarcely be rivalled.
The railroad has, however, spoiled
a good deal of this; it runs from the summit of the
mountain, along its side or flank, inland to Chippewa,
beyond the Falls; and you are whirled along, not by
steam, but by three trotting horses, at a rapid rate,
through a wood road, until you reach the Falls, where
you obtain just a glimpse and no more of the Cataract.
On the top of the mountain, as a hill
four or five hundred feet above the river is called,
is a place which was the scene of an awful accident.
The precipice wall of the gorge of the Niagara is very
close to the road, but hidden from it by stunted firs
and bushes. Colonel Nichols, an officer well
known and distinguished in the last American war,
was returning one winter’s night, when the fresh
snow rendered all tracks on the road imperceptible,
in his sleigh with a gallant horse. Merrily on
they went; the night was dark, and the road makes a
sudden turn just at the brink, to descend by a circuitous
sweep the face of the hill into Queenston. Either
the driver or the horse mistook the path, and, instead
of turning to the left, went on edging to the right.
The next day search was made:
the marks of struggling were observed on the snow;
the horse had evidently observed his danger; he had
floundered and dashed wildly about; but horse, sleigh,
and driver, went down, down, down, at least two hundred
feet into the abyss below; and sufficient only remained
to bear witness to the terrific result.
The railroad (three horse power) takes
you to the Falls or to Chippewa. If you intend
visiting the former, and desire to go to the Clifton
House, the best hotel there, you are dropped at Mr.
Lanty Mac Gilly’s, where the four roads meet,
one going to the Ferry, one to Drummondville, a village
at Lundy’s Lane, now cut off from the main road;
the other you came by, and the continuation of which
goes to Chippewa, where a steamer, called the Emerald,
is ready to take you to the city of Buffalo in the
United States. As I shall return by way of Buffalo
from the extreme west of Canada, we will say not a
word about any thing further on this route at present
than the Falls, and perhaps the reader may think the
less that is said about them the better.
But, gentle reader, although it be
a well-worn tale, I had not seen the Falls for five
years, and I wish to tell you whether they are altered
or improved; and most likely you will take some little
interest in so old a friend as the Falls of Niagara;
for you must have read about those before you read
Robinson Crusoe, and have had them thrust under your
notice by every tourist, from Trollope to Dickens.
They say, on dit, I mean, which is not translatable
into English, that this is the age of Materialism
and Utilitarianism. By George, you would think
so indeed, if you had the chance of seeing the Falls
of Niagara twice in ten years. They are materially
injured by the Utilitarian mania. The Yankees
put an ugly shot tower on the brink of the Horseshoe
at the beginning of that era, and they are about to
consummate the barbarism, by throwing a wire bridge,
if the British government is consenting, over the river,
just below the American Fall. But Niagara is
a splendid “Water Privilege,” and so thought
the Company of the City of the Falls a most
enlightened body of British subjects, who first disfigured
the Table Rock, by putting a water-mill on it, and
now are adding the horror of gin-palaces, with sundry
ornamental booths for the sale of juleps and sling,
all along the venerable edge of the precipice, so that
trees of unequalled beauty on the bank above, trees
which grow no where else in Canada, are daily falling
before the monster of gain.
What they will do next in their freaks
it is difficult to surmise; but it requires very little
more to show that patriotism, taste, and self-esteem,
are not the leading features in the character of the
inhabitants of this part of the world.
If the Colossus of Rhodes could be
remodelled and brought to the Falls, one leg standing
in Canada, and the other in the United States, there
would be a company immediately formed for hydraulic
purposes, to convey a waste pipe from the tips of
the fingers as far as Buffalo; and another to light
the paltry village of Manchester, all mills and mint-juleps,
with the natural gas which would be made to feed the
lamp. A grogshop would be set up in his head;
telescopes would be poked out of his eyes, and philosophers
would seat themselves on his toes, to calculate whether
the waters of the British Fall could not be dammed
out, so as to turn a few cotton mills more in Manchester,
as it is called, which scheme some Canadian worthy
would upset, by resorting to Mr. Lyell’s proof
that the whole river might once have flowed, and may
again be made to flow, down to St. David’s thus,
by expending a few millions, cutting off Jonathan’s
chance.
But it is of no use to joke on this
subject; Niagara is, both to the United States and
to England, but especially to Canada, a public property.
It is the greatest wonder of the visible world here
below, and should be protected from the rapacity of
private speculations, and not made a Greenwich fair
of; where pedlars and thimble-riggers, niggers and
barkers, the lowest trulls and the vilest scum of society,
congregate to disgust and annoy the visitors from all
parts of the world, plundering and pestering them
without control.
The only really pretty thing on the
British side is the Museum, the result of the indefatigable
labours of Mr. Barnett, a person who, by his own unassisted
industry, has gathered together a most interesting
collection of animals, shells, coins, &c., and has
added a garden, in which all the choicest plants and
flowers of North America and of Britain grow, watered
by the incessant spray of the Great Fall. In this
garden I saw, for the first time in Canada, the English
holly, the box, the heath, and the ivy; and there
is a willow from the St. Helena stock.
It requires unremitting watchfulness,
however, to keep all this together, for loafers
are rife in these parts. He had gathered a very
choice collection of coins, which was placed in a glass
case in the Museum. A loafer cast his eye upon
them, visited the Museum frequently, until he fully
comprehended the whereabouts, and then, by the help
of a comrade or two, broke a window-pane, passed through
a glazed division of stuffed snakes, &c., and bore
off his prize in the dead of the night. By advertising
in time, and by dint of much exertion, the greater
part was recovered, but the proprietor has not dared
publicly to exhibit them since.
He is now forming a menagerie, and
also has a collection of fossils and minerals from
the neighbourhood, with a camera obscura.
He is, in short, a specimen of what untiring industry
can accomplish, even when unassisted.
There are some tulip-trees near the
Falls, but this plant does not grow to any size so
far north; and, although native to the soil, it is,
perhaps, the extreme limit of its range. The snake-wood,
a sort of slender bush, is found here, with very many
other rare Canadian plants, which are no doubt fostered
by the continual humidity of the place; and, if you
wish to sup full of horrors, Mr. Barnett has plenty
of live rattlesnakes.
To wind up all, the Americans are
going to put up another immense gin-palace on the
opposite shore; and, as a climax to the excellent
taste of the vicinage, they are about to place a huge
steamboat to cross the rapids at the foot of the Manchester
Falls. The next speculation, as I hinted above,
must be to turn the Niagara into the Erie, or into
the Welland Canal, and make it carry flour, grind
wheat, and do the duty which the political economists
of this thriving place consider all rivers as alone
created for.
One traveller of the Utilitarian school
has recorded, in the traveller’s album at the
Falls, the number of gallons of water running over
to waste per minute; and another writes, “What
an almighty splash!”
I went once more to see the Burning
Spring, and have no doubt whatever that the City of
the Falls, that great pre-eminent humbug, if it had
been built, might have easily been lit by natural gas,
as it abounds every where in the neighbourhood, the
rock under the superior Silurian limestone being a
shale containing it, as may be evidenced by those
visitors, who are persuaded to go under “the
Sheet of Water,” as the place is called where
the Table Rock projects, and part of the cataract
slides over it; for, on reaching the angle next to
the spiral stair, a strong smell is plainly perceptible,
something between rotten eggs and sulphur; and there
you find a little trickling spring oozing out of the
precipice tasting of those delectable compounds.
A Yankee, with the soaring imagination
of that imaginative race, proposes to set fire to
the Horseshoe Fall, and thus get up a grand nocturnal
exhibition, to which the Surrey Zoological pyrotechny
would bear the same ratio as a sky-rocket to Vesuvius.
There is no great impossibility in
this fact, if it was “not a fact” that
the rush of the Fall disturbs the superincumbent gases
too much to permit it; for there can be but little
doubt that there is plenty of materiel at hand,
and, some day or other, a lighthouse will be lit with
it to guide sleepy loons and other negligent water-fowl
over the Falls. I wonder they do not get up a
Carburetted Hydrogen Gas Company there, with a suitable
engineer and railway, so that visitors might cross
over to Goat Island on an atmospheric line. There
are plenty of railway stags on both shores, if you
will only buy their stock to establish it; and, at
all events, it would improve the City of the Falls,
which now exhibits the deplorable aspect of three stuccoed
cottages turned seedy, and a bare common, in place
of a magnificent grove of chestnut trees, which formerly
almost rivalled Greenwich Park.
But the crowning glory of “the
City” is the Reflecting Pagoda, a thing perched
over Table Rock bank; very like a huge pile engine,
with a ten-shilling mirror, where the monkey should
be. Blessings on Time! though he is a very thoughtless
rogue, he has touched this grand effort of human genius
in the wooden line slightly, and it will soon follow
the horrid water-mill which stood on that most singular
and indescribable freak of Nature, the Table Rock.
I would have forgiven Lett, the sympathizer, if, instead
of assassination and the blowing-up of Brock’s
Monument, he had confined his attentions to a little
serious Guy Fauxing at the Mill and the Reflecting
Pagoda.
Niagara Ne-aw-gaw-rah,
thou thundering water! thy glories are departing;
the abominable Railway Times has driven along thy borders;
and, if I should live to see thee again ten years hence,
verily I should not be astounded to find thee locked-up,
and a station-house staring me in the visage, from
that emerald bower, in thy most mysterious recess,
where the vapour is rose-coloured, and the bright rainbow
alone now forms the bridge from the Iris Rock!
I was so disgusted to see the spirit
of pelf, that concentration of self, hovering over
one of the last of the wonders of the world, that I
rushed to the Three Horse Railway, and soon forgot
all my misery in scrambling for a place; for there
was no alternative. There were only three carriages
and one open cart on the rail; the three aristocratic
conveniences were full; and the coal-box for
it looked very like one was full also,
of loafers and luggage; so I despaired of quitting
the Falls almost as much, by way of balance, as I rejoiced
when they once again met my ken.
But women are women all the world
over; a black lady nursed Mungo Park, when he was
abandoned by the world; and a charitable she-Samaritan
crowded to make room for a disconsolate wayfarer.
I felt very much as the nigger’s parrot at New
York did.
Blacky was selling a parrot, and a
gentleman asked him what the bird could do. Could
he speak well? “No, massa; no peaky at all.”
“Can he sing?” “No, massa;
no peaky, no singy.” “Why, what can
he do, then, that you ask twenty dollars for him?”
“Oh! massa, golly, he thinky dreadful much.”
So, when the daughter of Eve made way for me in the
rail-car, why I thinky very much, that, wherever a
stranger meets unexpected kindness, it is sure to
be a woman that offers it.
There were the usual host of American
travellers in the cars; and as one generally gets
a fund of anecdote and amusement on these occasions,
from their habits of communicativeness, I shall put
the English reader in possession of the meaning of
words he often sees in the perusal of American newspapers
and novels which I gathered.
New York is the Empire State, and
with the following comprises Yankee land, which word
Yankee is most properly a corruption of Yengeese, the
old Indian word for English; so that, by parity of
reasoning, John Bull is, after all, a Yankee.
Massachusetts The Bay State, Steady Habits.
Rhode Island Plantation State.
Vermont Banner State, or Green Mountain Boys.
New Hampshire The Granite State.
Connecticut Freestone State.
Maine Lumber State.
These are the Yankees, par excellence;
and it is not polite or even civil for a traveller
to consider or mention any of the other States as
labouring under the idea that they ever could, by any
possibility, be considered as Yankees; for, in the
South, the word Yankee is almost equivalent to a tin
pedlar, a sharp, Sam Slick.
Pennsylvania is The Keystone State.
New Jersey The Jersey (pronounced Jar-say) Blues.
Delaware Little Delaware.
Maryland Monumental.
Virginia The Old Dominion, and sometimes the Cavaliers.
North Carolina Rip Van Winckle.
South Carolina The Palmetto State.
Georgia Pine State.
Ohio The Buckeyes.
Kentucky The Corncrackers.
Alabama Alabama.
Tennessee The Lion’s Den.
Missouri The Pukes.
Illinois The Suckers.
Indiana The Hoosiers.
Michigan The Wolverines.
Arkansas The Toothpickers.
Louisiana The Creole State.
Mississippi The Border Beagles.
I do not know what elegant names have
been given to the Floridas, the Iowa, or any of the
other territories, but no doubt they are equally significant.
Texas, I suppose, will be called Annexation State.
This information, although it appears
frivolous, is very useful, as without it much of the
perpetual war of politics in the States cannot be
understood. Yankee in Europe is a sort of byword,
denoting repudiation and all sorts of chicanery; but
the Yankee States are more English, more intellectual,
and more enterprising than all the rest put together;
and Pennsylvania should be enrolled among them.
In short, in the north-east you have
the cool, calculating, confident, and persevering
Yankee; in the south, the fiery, somewhat aristocratic,
bold, and uncompromising American, full of talent,
but with his energies a little slackened by his proximity
to the equator and his habitual use of slave assistance.
In the central States, all is progressive;
a more agricultural population of mixed races, as
energetic as the Yankee, but not possessing his advantages
of a seaboard. The Western States are the pioneers
of civilization, and have a dauntless, less educated,
and more turbulent character, approaching, as you
draw towards the setting sun, very much to the half-horse,
half-alligator, and paving the way for the arts and
sciences of Europe with the rifle and the axe.
It is these Western States and the
vast labouring population of the seaboard, who have
only their manual labour to maintain them, without
property or without possessions of any kind, that control
the legislature, their numerical strength beating
and bearing down mind, matter, and wealth.
Doubtless it is the bane of the republican
institution, as now settled in North America, that
every man, woman, and child, in order to assert their
equality, must meddle with matters far above the comprehension
of a great majority; for, although the people of the
United States can, as George the Third so piously
wished for the people of England, read their bible,
whenever they are inclined to do so, yet it is beyond
possibility, as human nature is constituted, that all
can be endowed with the same, or any thing like the
same, faculties. Too much learning makes them
mad; and hence the constant danger of disruption, from
opposing interests, which the masses for
the word mob is not applicable here must
always enforce. The north and the south, the east
and the west, are as dissimilar in habits, in thought,
in action, and in interests, as Young Russia is from
Old England, or as republican France was from the
monarchy of Louis the Great.
Hence is it that a Canadian, residing,
as it were, on the Neutral Ground, can so much better
appreciate the tone of feeling in America, as the
United States’ people love to call their country,
than an Englishman, Scotchman, or Irishman can; for
here are visible the very springs that regulate the
machinery, which are covered and hidden by the vast
space of the Atlantic. You can form no idea of
the American character by the merchants, travelling
gentry, or diplomatists, who visit London and the
sea-ports. You must have lengthened and daily
opportunities of observing the people of a new country,
where a new principle is working, before you can venture
safely to pronounce an attempt even at judgment.
Monsieur Tocqueville, who is always
lauded to the skies for his philosophic and truly
extraordinary view of American policy and institutions,
has perhaps been as impartial as most republican writers
since the days of the enthusiast Volney, on the merits
or demerits of the monarchical and democratic systems;
yet his opinions are to be listened to very cautiously,
for the leaven was well mixed in his own cake before
it was matured for consumption by the public.
Weak and prejudiced minds receive
the doctrines of a philosopher like Tocqueville as
dictations: he pronounced ex cathedra his
doctrines, and it is heresy to gainsay them.
Yet, as an able writer in that universal book, “The
Times,” says, reason and history read a different
sermon.
That democracy is an essential principle,
and must sooner or later prevail amongst all people,
is very analogous to the prophecy of Miller, that
the material world is to be rolled up as a garment,
and shrivelled in the fire on the thirteenth day of
some month next year, or the year after.
These fulminations are very semblable
to those of the popes harmless corruscations a
sort of aurora borealis, erratic and splendid,
but very unreal and very unsearchable as to cause
and effect.
There can be, however, very little
doubt in the mind of a person whose intellects have
been carefully developed, and who has used them quietly
to reason on apparent conclusions, that the form of
government in the United States has answered a purpose
hitherto, and that a wise one; for the impatience
of control which every new-comer from the Old World
naturally feels, when he discovers that he has only
escaped the dominion of long-established custom to
fall under the more despotic dominion of new opinions,
prompts him, if he differs, and he always naturally
does, where so many opinions are suddenly brought
to light and forced on his acquiescence, to move out
of their sphere. Hence emigration westward is
the result; and hence, for the same reasons, the old
seaboard States, where the force of the laws operates
more strongly than in the central regions, annually
pour out to the western forests their masses of discontented
citizens.
The feeling of old Daniel Boone and
of Leather Stockings is a very natural one to a half-educated
or a wholly uneducated man, and no doubt also many
quiet and respectable people get harassed and tired
of the caucusing and canvassing for political power,
which is incessantly going on under the modern system
of things in America, and take up their household
gods to seek out the land flowing with milk and honey
beyond the wilderness.
No person can imagine the constant
turmoil of politics in the Northern States. The
writer already quoted says, that there is “one
singular proof of the general energy and capacity
for business, which early habits of self-dependence
have produced; almost every American understands
politics, takes a lively interest in them (though many
abstain under discouragement or disgust from taking
a practical part), and is familiar, not only with
the affairs of his own township or county, but with
those of the State or of the Union; almost every man
reads about a dozen newspapers every day, and will
talk to you for hours, (tant bien que mal)
if you will listen to him, about the tariff and the
Ashburton treaty.”
And he continues by stating that this
by no means interferes with his private affairs; on
the contrary, he appears to have time for both, and
can reconcile “the pursuits of a bustling politician
and a steady man of business. Such a union is
rarely found in England, and never on, the Continent.”
But what is the result of such a union
of versatile talent? Politics and dollars absorb
all the time which might be used to advantage for the
mental aggrandizement of the nation; and every petty
pelting quidnunc considers himself as able as the
President and all his cabinet, and not only plainly
tells them so every hour, but forces them to act as
he wills, not as wisdom wills.
There is a Senate, it is true, where some of this
popular fervour gets a little cooling occasionally:
but, although there are doubtless many acute minds
in power, and many great men in public situations,
yet the majority of the people of intellect and of
wealth in the United States keep aloof whilst this
order of things remains: for, from the penny-postman
and the city scavenger to the very President himself,
the qualification for office is popular subserviency.
Thus, when Mr. Polk thunders from
the Capitol, it is most likely not Mr. Polk’s
heart that utters such warlike notes of preparation,
but Mr. Polk would never be re-elected, if he did
not do as his rulers bid him do.
It may seem absurd enough, it is nevertheless
true, that this political furor is carried into the
most obscure walks of life, and the Americans themselves
tell some good stories about it; while, at the same
time, they constantly din your ears with “the
destinies of the Great Republic,” the absolute
certainty of universal American dominion over the
New World, and the rapid decay and downfall of the
Old, which does not appear fitted to receive pure
Democracy.
They tell a good story of a political
courtship in the “New York Mercury,” as
decidedly one of the best things introduced in a late
political campaign:
“Inasmuch,” says the editor,
“as all the States hereabouts have concluded
their labours in the presidential contest, we think
we run no risk of upsetting the constitution, or treading
upon the most fastidious toe in the universe, by affording
our readers the same hearty laugh into which we were
betrayed.
“Jonathan walks in, takes a
seat and looks at Sukey; Sukey rakes up the fire,
blows out the candle, and don’t look at Jonathan.
Jonathan hitches and wriggles about in his chair,
and Sukey sits perfectly still. At length he
musters courage and speaks
“‘Sewkey?’
“‘Wall, Jon-nathan?’
“‘I love you like pizan and sweetmeats?’
“‘Dew tell.’
“‘It’s a fact and no mistake wi will now will
you have me Sew ky?’
“‘Jon nathan Hig gins,
what am your politics?’
“‘I’m for Polk, straight.’
“’Wall, sir, yew can walk
straight to hum, cos I won’t have nobody that
ain’t for Clay! that’s a fact.’
“‘Three cheers for the Mill Boy of the
Slashes!’ sung out Jonathan.
“‘That’s your sort,’
says Sukey. ’When shall we be married,
Jon nathan?’
“‘Soon’s Clay’s e lect ed.’
“‘Ahem, ahem!’
“‘What’s the matter, Sukey?’
“‘Sposing he ain’t e lect ed?’
“We came away.”
Verily, Monsieur De Tocqueville, you
are in the right democracy is an inherent
principle.
But the train is progressing, and
we are passing Lundy’s Lane, or, as the Americans
call it, “The Battle Ground,” where a bloody
fight between Democracy and Monarchy took place some
thirty years ago, and where
“The bones, unburied on the naked plain,”
still are picked up by the grubbers
after curiosities, and the very trees have the balls
still sticking in them.
Here woman, that ministering angel
in the hour of woe, performed a part in the drama
which is worth relating, as the source from which I
had the history is from the person who owed so much
to her, and whose gallantry was so conspicuous.
Colonel Fitzgibbon, then in the 49th
regiment, having inadvertently got into a position
where his sword, peeping from under his great coat,
immediately pointed him out as a British officer, was
seized by two American soldiers, who had been drinking
in the village public-house, and would either have
been made prisoner or killed had not Mrs. Defield
come to his rescue.
Mr. Fitzgibbon was a tall, powerful,
muscular person, and his captors were a rifleman and
an infantry soldier, each armed with the rifle and
musket peculiar to their service. By a sudden
effort, he seized the rifle of one and the musket
of the other, and turned their muzzles from him; and
so firm was his grasp, that, although unable to wrest
the weapon from either of them, they could not change
the position.
The rifleman, retaining his hold of
his rifle with one hand, drew Mr. Fitzgibbon’s
sword with the other, and attempted to stab him in
the side. Whilst watching his uplifted arm, with
the intent, if possible, of receiving the thrust in
his own arm, Mr. Fitzgibbon perceived the two hands
of a woman suddenly clasp the rifleman’s wrist,
and carry it behind his back, when she and her sister
wrenched the sword from him, and ran and hid it in
the cellar.
Mrs. Defield was the wife of the keeper
of the tavern where this officer happened to have
arrived; an old man, named Johnson, then came forward,
and with his assistance Mr. Fitzgibbon took the two
soldiers prisoners, and carried them to the nearest
guard, although at that moment an American detachment
of 150 men was within a hundred yards of the place,
hidden however from view by a few young pine-trees.
I am sure it will please the British
reader to learn that the government granted 400 acres
of the best land in the Talbot settlement to Edward
Defield, for his wife’s and sister-in-law’s
heroic conduct.
Yet, such is the influence of example
upon unreflecting minds dwelling on the frontiers
of Upper Canada, that although in most instances the
settlers are in possession of farms originally free
gifts from the Crown, yet many of their sons were
in arms against that Crown in 1837. Among these
misguided youths was a son of Defield’s, who
surrendered, with the brigands commanded by Von Schultz,
in the windmill, near Prescott, in the winter of 1838.
He had crossed over from Ogdensburgh, and was condemned
to a traitor’s death.
From Colonel Fitzgibbon’s statement
to the executive, this lad, in consideration of his
mother’s heroism, was pardoned. Mrs. Defield
is still living.
The three horses en licorne
trot us on, and we pass Lundy’s Lane, Bloody
Run, a little streamlet, whose waters were once dyed
with gore, and so back to Niagara, where I shall take
the liberty of saying a few words concerning the Welland
Canal.
The Welland Canal, the most important
in a commercial point of view of any on the American
continent until that of Tchuantessegue,
in Mexico, which I was once, in 1825, deputed to survey
and cut, is formed, or that other projected through
San Juan de Nicaragua was originally a mere
job, or, as it was called, a job at both ends and a
failure in the middle, until it passed into the hands
of the local government. If there has been any
job since, it has not been made public, and it is now
a most efficient and well conducted work, through
which a very great portion of the western trade finds
its way, in despite of that magnificent vision of
De Witt Clinton’s, the Erie Canal; and when the
Welland is navigable for the schooners and steamers
of the great lakes, it will absorb the transit trade,
as its mouth in Lake Erie is free from ice several
weeks sooner than the harbour of Buffalo.
The old miserable wooden locks and
bargeway have been converted into splendid stone walls
and a ship navigation; and, to give some idea of the
rising importance of the Welland Canal, I shall briefly
state that the tolls in 1832 amounted to L2,432, in
1841 had risen to L20,210, and in 1843 to L25,573
3-1/4d.: and when the works are fairly finished,
which they nearly are, this will be trebled in the
first year; for it has been carefully calculated that
the gross amount which would have passed of tonnage
of large sailing craft only on the lakes, in 1844,
was 26,400 tons, out of which only 7,000 had before
been able to use the locks.
All the sailing vessels now, with
the exception of three or four, can pass freely; and
three large steam propellers were built in 1844, whose
aggregate tonnage amounted to 1,900 tons; they have
commenced their regular trips as freight-vessels,
for which they were constructed, and have been followed
by the almost incredible use of Ericson’s propeller.
To show the British reader the importance
of this work, connecting, as it does, with the St.
Lawrence and Rideau Canals, the Atlantic Ocean, and
Lakes Superior and Michigan, I shall, although contrary
to a determination made to give nothing in this work
but the results of personal inspection or observation,
use the scissors and paste for once, and thus place
under view a table of all the articles which are carried
through this main artery of Canada, by which both import
and export trade may be viewed as in a mirror, and
this too before the canal is fairly finished.