Jog on, jog on, the
footpath way,
And merrily bend the
stile-a,
A merry heart goes all
the day,
A sad one tires in a
mile-a.
Winter’s
Tale.
Let the reader conceive to himself
a clear frosty November morning, the scene an open
heath, having for the background that huge chain of
mountains in which Skiddaw and Saddleback are preeminent;
let him look along that blind road, by which
I mean the track so slightly marked by the passengers’
footsteps that it can but be traced by a slight shade
of verdure from the darker heath around it, and, being
only visible to the eye when at some distance, ceases
to be distinguished while the foot is actually treading
it; along this faintly-traced path advances the object
of our present narrative. His firm step, his erect
and free carriage, have a military air which corresponds
well with his well-proportioned limbs and stature
of six feet high. His dress is so plain and simple
that it indicates nothing as to rank; it may be that
of a gentleman who travels in this manner for his
pleasure, or of an inferior person of whom it is the
proper and usual garb. Nothing can be on a more
reduced scale than his travelling equipment.
A volume of Shakspeare in each pocket, a small bundle
with a change of linen slung across his shoulders,
an oaken cudgel in his hand, complete our pedestrian’s
accommodations, and in this equipage we present him
to our readers.
Brown had parted that morning from
his friend Dudley, and begun his solitary walk towards
Scotland.
The first two or three miles were
rather melancholy, from want of the society to which
he had of late been accustomed. But this unusual
mood of mind soon gave way to the influence of his
natural good spirits, excited by the exercise and
the bracing effects of the frosty air. He whistled
as he went along, not ‘from want of thought,’
but to give vent to those buoyant feelings which he
had no other mode of expressing. For each peasant
whom he chanced to meet he had a kind greeting or a
good-humoured jest; the hardy Cumbrians grinned as
they passed, and said, ’That’s a kind
heart, God bless un!’ and the market-girl looked
more than once over her shoulder at the athletic form,
which corresponded so well with the frank and blythe
address of the stranger. A rough terrier dog,
his constant companion, who rivalled his master in
glee, scampered at large in a thousand wheels round
the heath, and came back to jump up on him and assure
him that he participated in the pleasure of the journey.
Dr. Johnson thought life had few things better than
the excitation produced by being whirled rapidly along
in a post-chaise; but he who has in youth experienced
the confident and independent feeling of a stout pedestrian
in an interesting country, and during fine weather,
will hold the taste of the great moralist cheap in
comparison.
Part of Brown’s view in choosing
that unusual track which leads through the eastern
wilds of Cumberland into Scotland, had been a desire
to view the remains of the celebrated Roman Wall,
which are more visible in that direction than in any
other part of its extent. His education had been
imperfect and desultory; but neither the busy scenes
in which he had been engaged, nor the pleasures of
youth, nor the precarious state of his own circumstances,
had diverted him from the task of mental improvement.
’And this then is the Roman Wall,’ he
said, scrambling up to a height which commanded the
course of that celebrated work of antiquity. ’What
a people! whose labours, even at this extremity of
their empire, comprehended such space, and were executed
upon a scale of such grandeur! In future ages,
when the science of war shall have changed, how few
traces will exist of the labours of Vauban and Coehorn,
while this wonderful people’s remains will even
then continue to interest and astonish posterity!
Their fortifications, their aqueducts, their theatres,
their fountains, all their public works, bear the grave,
solid, and majestic character of their language; while
our modern labours, like our modern tongues, seem
but constructed out of their fragments.’
Having thus moralised, he remembered that he was hungry,
and pursued his walk to a small public-house, at which
he proposed to get some refreshment.
The alehouse, for it was no better,
was situated in the bottom of a little dell, through
which trilled a small rivulet. It was shaded by
a large ash tree, against which the clay-built shed
that served the purpose of a stable was erected, and
upon which it seemed partly to recline. In this
shed stood a saddled horse, employed in eating his
corn. The cottages in this part of Cumberland
partake of the rudeness which characterises those
of Scotland. The outside of the house promised
little for the interior, notwithstanding the vaunt
of a sign, where a tankard of ale voluntarily decanted
itself into a tumbler, and a hieroglyphical scrawl
below attempted to express a promise of ’good
entertainment for man and horse.’ Brown
was no fastidious traveller: he stopped and entered
the cabaret.
The first object which caught his
eye in the kitchen was a tall, stout, country-looking
man in a large jockey great-coat, the owner of the
horse which stood in the shed, who was busy discussing
huge slices of cold boiled beef, and casting from
time to time an eye through the window to see how
his steed sped with his provender. A large tankard
of ale flanked his plate of victuals, to which he
applied himself by intervals. The good woman
of the house was employed in baking. The fire,
as is usual in that country, was on a stone hearth,
in the midst of an immensely large chimney, which
had two seats extended beneath the vent. On one
of these sat a remarkably tall woman, in a red cloak
and slouched bonnet, having the appearance of a tinker
or beggar. She was busily engaged with a short
black tobacco-pipe.
At the request of Brown for some food,
the landlady wiped with her mealy apron one corner
of the deal table, placed a wooden trencher and knife
and fork before the traveller, pointed to the round
of beef, recommended Mr. Dinmont’s good example,
and finally filled a brown pitcher with her home-brewed.
Brown lost no time in doing ample credit to both.
For a while his opposite neighbour and he were too
busy to take much notice of each other, except by
a good-humoured nod as each in turn raised the tankard
to his head. At length, when our pedestrian began
to supply the wants of little Wasp, the Scotch store-farmer,
for such was Mr. Dinmont, found himself at leisure
to enter into conversation.
’A bonny terrier that, sir,
and a fell chield at the vermin, I warrant him; that
is, if he’s been weel entered, for it a’
lies in that.’
‘Really, sir,’ said Brown,
’his education has been somewhat neglected,
and his chief property is being a pleasant companion.’
’Ay, sir? that’s a pity,
begging your pardon, it’s a great pity that;
beast or body, education should aye be minded.
I have six terriers at hame, forbye twa couple of
slow-hunds, five grews, and a wheen other dogs.
There’s auld Pepper and auld Mustard, and young
Pepper and young Mustard, and little Pepper and little
Mustard. I had them a’ regularly entered,
first wi’ rottens, then wi’ stots or weasels,
and then wi’ the tods and brocks, and now they
fear naething that ever cam wi’ a hairy skin
on’t.’
’I have no doubt, sir, they
are thoroughbred; but, to have so many dogs, you seem
to have a very limited variety of names for them?’
’O, that’s a fancy of
my ain to mark the breed, sir. The Deuke himsell
has sent as far as Charlie’s Hope to get ane
o’ Dandy Dinmont’s Pepper and Mustard
terriers. Lord, man, he sent Tam Hudson
the keeper, and sicken a day as we had wi’ the
foumarts and the tods, and sicken a blythe gae-down
as we had again e’en! Faith, that was a
night!’
‘I suppose game is very plenty with you?’
’Plenty, man! I believe
there’s mair hares than sheep on my farm; and
for the moor-fowl or the grey-fowl, they lie as thick
as doos in a dookit. Did ye ever shoot a blackcock,
man?’
’Really I had never even the
pleasure to see one, except in the museum at Keswick.’
’There now! I could guess
that by your Southland tongue. It’s very
odd of these English folk that come here, how few
of them has seen a blackcock! I’ll tell
you what ye seem to be an honest lad, and
if you’ll call on me, on Dandy Dinmont, at Charlie’s
Hope, ye shall see a blackcock, and shoot a blackcock,
and eat a blackcock too, man.’
’Why, the proof of the matter
is the eating, to be sure, sir; and I shall be happy
if I can find time to accept your invitation.’
‘Time, man? what ails ye to
gae hame wi’ me the now? How d’ ye
travel?’
’On foot, sir; and if that handsome
pony be yours, I should find it impossible to keep
up with you.’
’No, unless ye can walk up to
fourteen mile an hour. But ye can come ower the
night as far as Riccarton, where there is a public;
or if ye like to stop at Jockey Grieve’s at
the Heuch, they would be blythe to see ye, and I am
just gaun to stop and drink a dram at the door wi’
him, and I would tell him you’re coming up.
Or stay gudewife, could ye lend this gentleman
the gudeman’s galloway, and I’ll send it
ower the Waste in the morning wi’ the callant?’
The galloway was turned out upon the
fell, and was swear to catch. ’Aweel,
aweel, there’s nae help for’t, but come
up the morn at ony rate. And now, gudewife, I
maun ride, to get to the Liddel or it be dark, for
your Waste has but a kittle character, ye ken yoursell.’
’Hout fie, Mr. Dinmont, that’s
no like you, to gie the country an ill name.
I wot, there has been nane stirred in the Waste since
Sawney Culloch, the travelling-merchant, that Rowley
Overdees and Jock Penny suffered for at Carlisle twa
years since. There’s no ane in Bewcastle
would do the like o’ that now; we be a’
true folk now.’
’Ay, Tib, that will be when
the deil’s blind; and his een’s no sair
yet. But hear ye, gudewife, I have been through
maist feck o’ Galloway and Dumfries-shire, and
I have been round by Carlisle, and I was at the Staneshiebank
Fair the day, and I would like ill to be rubbit sae
near hame, so I’ll take the gate.’
‘Hae ye been in Dumfries and
Galloway?’ said the old dame who sate smoking
by the fireside, and who had not yet spoken a word.
‘Troth have I, gudewife, and a weary round I’ve
had o’t.’
‘Then ye’ll maybe ken a place they ca’
Ellangowan?’
’Ellangowan, that was Mr. Bertram’s?
I ken the place weel eneugh. The Laird died about
a fortnight since, as I heard.’
‘Died!’ said the old woman,
dropping her pipe, and rising and coming forward upon
the floor ’died? are you sure of that?’
‘Troth, am I,’ said Dinmont,
‘for it made nae sma’ noise in the country-side.
He died just at the roup of the stocking and furniture;
it stoppit the roup, and mony folk were disappointed.
They said he was the last of an auld family too, and
mony were sorry; for gude blude’s scarcer in
Scotland than it has been.’
‘Dead!’ replied the old
woman, whom our readers have already recognised as
their acquaintance Meg Merrilies ’dead!
that quits a’ scores. And did ye say he
died without an heir?’
’Ay did he, gudewife, and the
estate’s sell’d by the same token; for
they said they couldna have sell’d it if there
had been an heir-male.’
‘Sell’d!’ echoed
the gipsy, with something like a scream; ’and
wha durst buy Ellangowan that was not of Bertram’s
blude? and wha could tell whether the bonny knave-bairn
may not come back to claim his ain? wha durst buy
the estate and the castle of Ellangowan?’
‘Troth, gudewife, just ane o’
thae writer chields that buys a’ thing; they
ca’ him Glossin, I think.’
’Glossin! Gibbie Glossin!
that I have carried in my creels a hundred times,
for his mother wasna muckle better than mysell he
to presume to buy the barony of Ellangowan! Gude
be wi’ us; it is an awfu’ warld! I
wished him ill; but no sic a downfa’ as a’
that neither. Wae’s me! wae’s me
to think o’t!’ She remained a moment silent
but still opposing with her hand the farmer’s
retreat, who betwixt every question was about to turn
his back, but good-humouredly stopped on observing
the deep interest his answers appeared to excite.
’It will be seen and heard of earth
and sea will not hold their peace länger!
Can ye say if the same man be now the sheriff of the
county that has been sae for some years past?’
’Na, he’s got some other
birth in Edinburgh, they say; but gude day, gudewife,
I maun ride.’ She followed him to his horse,
and, while he drew the girths of his saddle, adjusted
the walise, and put on the bridle, still plied him
with questions concerning Mr. Bertram’s death
and the fate of his daughter; on which, however, she
could obtain little information from the honest farmer.
‘Did ye ever see a place they
ca’ Derncleugh, about a mile frae the Place
of Ellangowan?’
‘I wot weel have I, gudewife.
A wild-looking den it is, wi’ a whin auld wa’s
o’ shealings yonder; I saw it when I gaed ower
the ground wi’ ane that wanted to take the farm.’
‘It was a blythe bit ance!’
said Meg, speaking to herself. ’Did ye notice
if there was an auld saugh tree that’s maist
blawn down, but yet its roots are in the earth, and
it hangs ower the bit burn? Mony a day hae I
wrought my stocking and sat on my sunkie under that
saugh.’
‘Hout, deil’s i’
the wife, wi’ her saughs, and her sunkies, and
Ellangowans. Godsake, woman, let me away; there’s
saxpence t’ ye to buy half a mutchkin, instead
o’ clavering about thae auld-warld stories.’
‘Thanks to ye, gudeman; and
now ye hae answered a’ my questions, and never
speired wherefore I asked them, I’ll gie you
a bit canny advice, and ye maunna speir what for neither.
Tib Mumps will be out wi’ the stirrup-dram in
a gliffing. She’ll ask ye whether ye gang
ower Willie’s Brae or through Conscowthart Moss;
tell her ony ane ye like, but be sure (speaking low
and emphatically) to tak the ane ye dinna tell her.’
The farmer laughed and promised, and the gipsy retreated.
‘Will you take her advice?’
said Brown, who had been an attentive listener to
this conversation.
’That will I no, the randy quean!
Na, I had far rather Tib Mumps kenn’d which
way I was gaun than her, though Tib’s no muckle
to lippen to neither, and I would advise ye on no
account to stay in the house a’ night.’
In a moment after Tib, the landlady,
appeared with her stirrup-cup, which was taken off.
She then, as Meg had predicted, inquired whether he
went the hill or the moss road. He answered,
the latter; and, having bid Brown good-bye, and again
told him, ’he depended on seeing him at Charlie’s
Hope, the morn at latest,’ he rode off at a round
pace.