Bring in the evidence.
Thou robed man of justice,
take thy place,
And thou, his yoke-fellow
of equity,
Bench by his side; you
are of the commission,
Sit you too.
King
Lear.
While the carriage was getting ready,
Glossin had a letter to compose, about which he wasted
no small time. It was to his neighbour, as he
was fond of calling him, Sir Robert Hazlewood of Hazlewood,
the head of an ancient and powerful interest in the
county, which had in the decadence of the Ellangowan
family gradually succeeded to much of their authority
and influence. The present representative of the
family was an elderly man, dotingly fond of his own
family, which was limited to an only son and daughter,
and stoically indifferent to the fate of all mankind
besides. For the rest, he was honourable in his
general dealings because he was afraid to suffer the
censure of the world, and just from a better motive.
He was presumptuously over-conceited on the score of
family pride and importance, a feeling considerably
enhanced by his late succession to the title of a
Nova Scotia baronet; and he hated the memory of the
Ellangowan family, though now a memory only, because
a certain baron of that house was traditionally reported
to have caused the founder of the Hazlewood family
hold his stirrup until he mounted into his saddle.
In his general deportment he was pompous and important,
affecting a species of florid elocution, which often
became ridiculous from his misarranging the triads
and quaternions with which he loaded his sentences.
To this personage Glossin was now
to write in such a conciliatory style as might be
most acceptable to his vanity and family pride, and
the following was the form of his note:
‘Mr. Gilbert Glossin’
(he longed to add of Ellangowan, but prudence prevailed,
and he suppressed that territorial designation) ’Mr.
Gilbert Glossin has the honour to offer his most respectful
compliments to Sir Robert Hazlewood, and to inform
him that he has this morning been fortunate enough
to secure the person who wounded Mr. C. Hazlewood.
As Sir Robert Hazlewood may probably choose to conduct
the examination of this criminal himself, Mr. G. Glossin
will cause the man to be carried to the inn at Kippletringan
or to Hazlewood House, as Sir Robert Hazlewood may
be pleased to direct. And, with Sir Robert Hazlewood’s
permission, Mr. G. Glossin will attend him at either
of these places with the proofs and declarations which
he has been so fortunate as to collect respecting
this atrocious business.’
Addressed,
’Sir Robert Hazlewood of Hazlewood,
Bart. ’Hazlewood House, etc. etc.
’ELLN GN.
‘Tuesday.’
This note he despatched by a servant
on horseback, and having given the man some time to
get ahead, and desired him to ride fast, he ordered
two officers of justice to get into the carriage with
Bertram; and he himself, mounting his horse, accompanied
them at a slow pace to the point where the roads to
Kippletringan and Hazlewood House separated, and there
awaited the return of his messenger, in order that
his farther route might be determined by the answer
he should receive from the Baronet. In about
half an hour, his servant returned with the following
answer, handsomely folded, and sealed with the Hazlewood
arms, having the Nova Scotia badge depending from
the shield:
’Sir Robert Hazlewood of Hazlewood
returns Mr. G. Glossin’s compliments, and thanks
him for the trouble he has taken in a matter affecting
the safety of Sir Robert’s family. Sir
R.H. requests Mr. G.G. will have the goodness to bring
the prisoner to Hazlewood House for examination, with
the other proofs or declarations which he mentions.
And after the business is over, in case Mr. G.G. is
not otherwise engaged, Sir R. and Lady Hazlewood request
his company to dinner.’
Addressed,
’Mr. Gilbert Glossin, etc.
‘Hazlewood house, Tuesday.’
‘Soh!’ thought Mr. Glossin,
’here is one finger in at least, and that I
will make the means of introducing my whole hand.
But I must first get clear of this wretched young
fellow. I think I can manage Sir Robert.
He is dull and pompous, and will be alike disposed
to listen to my suggestions upon the law of the case
and to assume the credit of acting upon them as his
own proper motion. So I shall have the advantage
of being the real magistrate, without the odium of
responsibility.’
As he cherished these hopes and expectations,
the carriage approached Hazlewood House through a
noble avenue of old oaks, which shrouded the ancient
abbey-resembling building so called. It was a
large edifice, built at different periods, part having
actually been a priory, upon the suppression of which,
in the time of Queen Mary, the first of the family
had obtained a gift of the house and surrounding lands
from the crown. It was pleasantly situated in
a large deer-park, on the banks of the river we have
before mentioned. The scenery around was of a
dark, solemn, and somewhat melancholy cast, according
well with the architecture of the house. Everything
appeared to be kept in the highest possible order,
and announced the opulence and rank of the proprietor.
As Mr. Glossin’s carriage stopped
at the door of the hall, Sir Robert reconnoitred the
new vehicle from the windows. According to his
aristocratic feelings, there was a degree of presumption
in this novus homo, this Mr. Gilbert Glossin,
late writer in –, presuming to set
up such an accommodation at all; but his wrath was
mitigated when he observed that the mantle upon the
panels only bore a plain cipher of G.G. This
apparent modesty was indeed solely owing to the delay
of Mr. Gumming of the Lyon Office, who, being at that
time engaged in discovering and matriculating the
arms of two commissaries from North America, three
English-Irish peers, and two great Jamaica traders,
had been more slow than usual in finding an escutcheon
for the new Laird of Ellangowan. But his delay
told to the advantage of Glossin in the opinion of
the proud Baronet.
While the officers of justice detained
their prisoner in a sort of steward’s room,
Mr. Glossin was ushered into what was called the great
oak-parlour, a long room, panelled with well-varnished
wainscot, and adorned with the grim portraits of Sir
Robert Hazlewood’s ancestry. The visitor,
who had no internal consciousness of worth to balance
that of meanness of birth, felt his inferiority, and
by the depth of his bow and the obsequiousness of
his demeanour showed that the Laird of Ellangowan
was sunk for the time in the old and submissive habits
of the quondam retainer of the law. He would
have persuaded himself, indeed, that he was only humouring
the pride of the old Baronet for the purpose of turning
it to his own advantage, but his feelings were of
a mingled nature, and he felt the influence of those
very prejudices which he pretended to flatter.
The Baronet received his visitor with
that condescending parade which was meant at once
to assert his own vast superiority, and to show the
generosity and courtesy with which he could waive it,
and descend to the level of ordinary conversation
with ordinary men. He thanked Glossin for his
attention to a matter in which ‘young Hazlewood’
was so intimately concerned, and, pointing to his
family pictures, observed, with a gracious smile,
’Indeed, these venerable gentlemen, Mr. Glossin,
are as much obliged as I am in this case for the labour,
pains, care, and trouble which you have taken in their
behalf; and I have no doubt, were they capable of
expressing themselves, would join me, sir, in thanking
you for the favour you have conferred upon the house
of Hazlewood by taking care, and trouble, sir, and
interest in behalf of the young gentleman who is to
continue their name and family.’
Thrice bowed Glossin, and each time
more profoundly than before; once in honour of the
knight who stood upright before him, once in respect
to the quiet personages who patiently hung upon the
wainscot, and a third time in deference to the young
gentleman who was to carry on the name and family.
Roturier as he was, Sir Robert was gratified by the
homage which he rendered, and proceeded in a tone
of gracious familiarity: ’And now, Mr.
Glossin, my exceeding good friend, you must allow me
to avail myself of your knowledge of law in our proceedings
in this matter. I am not much in the habit of
acting as a justice of the peace; it suits better with
other gentlemen, whose domestic and family affairs
require less constant superintendence, attention,
and management than mine.’
Of course, whatever small assistance
Mr. Glossin could render was entirely at Sir Robert
Hazlewood’s service; but, as Sir Robert Hazlewood’s
name stood high in the list of the faculty, the said
Mr. Glossin could not presume to hope it could be
either necessary or useful.
’Why, my good sir, you will
understand me only to mean that I am something deficient
in the practical knowledge of the ordinary details
of justice business. I was indeed educated to
the bar, and might boast perhaps at one time that
I had made some progress in the speculative and abstract
and abstruse doctrines of our municipal code; but there
is in the present day so little opportunity of a man
of family and fortune rising to that eminence at the
bar which is attained by adventurers who are as willing
to plead for John a’ Nokes as for the first noble
of the land, that I was really early disgusted with
practice. The first case, indeed, which was laid
on my table quite sickened me: it respected a
bargain, sir, of tallow between a butcher and a candlemaker;
and I found it was expected that I should grease my
mouth not only with their vulgar names, but with all
the technical terms and phrases and peculiar language
of their dirty arts. Upon my honour, my good sir,
I have never been able to bear the smell of a tallow-candle
since.’
Pitying, as seemed to be expected,
the mean use to which the Baronet’s faculties
had been degraded on this melancholy occasion, Mr.
Glossin offered to officiate as clerk or assessor,
or in any way in which he could be most useful.
’And with a view to possessing you of the whole
business, and in the first place, there will, I believe,
be no difficulty in proving the main fact, that this
was the person who fired the unhappy piece. Should
he deny it, it can be proved by Mr. Hazlewood, I presume?’
‘Young Hazlewood is not at home to-day, Mr.
Glossin.’
‘But we can have the oath of
the servant who attended him,’ said the ready
Mr. Glossin; ’indeed, I hardly think the fact
will be disputed. I am more apprehensive that,
from the too favourable and indulgent manner in which
I have understood that Mr. Hazlewood has been pleased
to represent the business, the assault may be considered
as accidental, and the injury as unintentional, so
that the fellow may be immediately set at liberty
to do more mischief.’
’I have not the honour to know
the gentleman who now holds the office of king’s
advocate,’ replied Sir Robert, gravely; ’but
I presume, sir nay, I am confident, that
he will consider the mere fact of having wounded young
Hazlewood of Hazlewood, even by inadvertency, to take
the matter in its mildest and gentlest, and in its
most favourable and improbable, light, as a crime
which will be too easily atoned by imprisonment, and
as more deserving of deportation.’
‘Indeed, Sir Robert,’
said his assenting brother in justice, ’I am
entirely of your opinion; but, I don’t know how
it is, I have observed the Edinburgh gentlemen of
the bar, and even the officers of the crown, pique
themselves upon an indifferent administration of justice,
without respect to rank and family; and I should fear ’
’How, sir, without respect to
rank and family? Will you tell me that doctrine
can be held by men of birth and legal education?
No, sir; if a trifle stolen in the street is termed
mere pickery, but is elevated into sacrilege if the
crime be committed in a church, so, according to the
just gradations of society, the guilt of an injury
is enhanced by the rank of the person to whom it is
offered, done, or perpetrated, sir.’
Glossin bowed low to this declaration
ex cathedra, but observed, that in the case of the
very worst, and of such unnatural doctrines being
actually held as he had already hinted, ’the
law had another hold on Mr. Vanbeest Brown.’
’Vanbeest Brown! is that the
fellow’s name? Good God! that young Hazlewood
of Hazlewood should have had his life endangered, the
clavicle of his right shoulder considerably lacerated
and dislodged, several large drops or slugs deposited
in the acromion process, as the account of the family
surgeon expressly bears, and all by an obscure wretch
named Vanbeest Brown!’
’Why, really, Sir Robert, it
is a thing which one can hardly bear to think of;
but, begging ten thousand pardons for resuming what
I was about to say, a person of the same name is,
as appears from these papers (producing Dirk Hatteraick’s
pocket-book), mate to the smuggling vessel who offered
such violence at Woodbourne, and I have no doubt that
this is the same individual; which, however, your
acute discrimination will easily be able to ascertain.’
’The same, my good sir, he must
assuredly be; it would be injustice even to the meanest
of the people to suppose there could be found among
them two persons doomed to bear a name so shocking
to one’s ears as this of Vanbeest Brown.’
’True, Sir Robert; most unquestionably; there
cannot be a shadow of doubt of it. But you see
farther, that this circumstance accounts for the man’s
desperate conduct. You, Sir Robert, will discover
the motive for his crime you, I say, will
discover it without difficulty on your giving your
mind to the examination; for my part, I cannot help
suspecting the moving spring to have been revenge for
the gallantry with which Mr. Hazlewood, with all the
spirit of his renowned forefathers, defended the house
at Woodbourne against this villain and his lawless
companions.’
‘I will inquire into it, my
good sir,’ said the learned Baronet. ’Yet
even now I venture to conjecture that I shall adopt
the solution or explanation of this riddle, enigma,
or mystery which you have in some degree thus started.
Yes! revenge it must be; and, good Heaven! entertained
by and against whom? entertained, fostered, cherished
against young Hazlewood of Hazlewood, and in part
carried into effect, executed, and implemented by
the hand of Vanbeest Brown! These are dreadful
days indeed, my worthy neighbour (this epithet indicated
a rapid advance in the Baronet’s good graces) days
when the bulwarks of society are shaken to their mighty
base, and that rank which forms, as it were, its highest
grace and ornament is mingled and confused with the
viler parts of the architecture. O, my good Mr.
Gilbert Glossin, in my time, sir, the use of swords
and pistols, and such honourable arms, was reserved
by the nobility and gentry to themselves, and the
disputes of the vulgar were decided by the weapons
which nature had given them, or by cudgels cut, broken,
or hewed out of the next wood. But now, sir, the
clouted shoe of the peasant galls the kibe of the
courtier. The lower ranks have their quarrels,
sir, and their points of honour, and their revenges,
which they must bring, forsooth, to fatal arbitrament.
But well, well! it will last my time. Let us
have in this fellow, this Vanbeest Brown, and make
an end of him, at least for the present.’