NARRATIVE
The advantage of laying before the
reader, in the words of the actors themselves, the
adventures which we must otherwise have narrated in
our own, has given great popularity to the publication
of epistolary correspondence, as practised by various
great authors, and by ourselves in the preceding chapters.
Nevertheless, a genuine correspondence of this kind
(and Heaven forbid it should be in any respect sophisticated
by interpolations of our own!) can seldom be found
to contain all in which it is necessary to instruct
the reader for his full comprehension of the story.
Also it must often happen that various prolixities
and redundancies occur in the course of an interchange
of letters, which must hang as a dead weight on the
progress of the narrative. To avoid this dilemma,
some biographers have used the letters of the personages
concerned, or liberal extracts from them, to describe
particular incidents, or express the sentiments which
they entertained; while they connect them occasionally
with such portions of narrative, as may serve to carry
on the thread of the story.
It is thus that the adventurous travellers
who explore the summit of Mont Blanc now move on through
the crumbling snowdrift so slowly, that their progress
is almost imperceptible, and anon abridge their journey
by springing over the intervening chasms which cross
their path, with the assistance of their pilgrim-staves.
Or, to make a briefer simile, the course of story-telling
which we have for the present adopted, resembles the
original discipline of the dragoons, who were trained
to serve either on foot or horseback, as the emergencies
of the service required. With this explanation,
we shall proceed to narrate some circumstances which
Alan Fairford did not, and could not, write to his
correspondent.
Our reader, we trust, has formed somewhat
approaching to a distinct idea of the principal characters
who have appeared before him during our narrative;
but in case our good opinion of his sagacity has been
exaggerated, and in order to satisfy such as are addicted
to the laudable practice of skipping (with whom
we have at times a strong fellow-feeling), the following
particulars may not be superfluous.
Mr. Saunders Fairford, as he was usually
called, was a man of business of the old school, moderate
in his charges, economical and even niggardly in his
expenditure, strictly honest in conducting his own
affairs and those of his clients, but taught by long
experience to be wary and suspicious in observing
the motions of others. Punctual as the clock
of Saint Giles tolled nine, the neat dapper form of
the little hale old gentleman was seen at the threshold
of the court hall, or at farthest, at the head of
the Back Stairs, trimly dressed in a complete suit
of snuff-coloured brown, with stockings of silk or
woollen as, suited the weather; a bob-wig, and a small
cocked hat; shoes blacked as Warren would have blacked
them; silver shoe-buckles, and a gold stock-buckle.
A nosegay in summer, and a sprig of holly in winter,
completed his well-known dress and appearance.
His manners corresponded with his attire, for they
were scrupulously civil, and not a little formal.
He was an elder of the kirk, and, of course, zealous
for King George and the Government even to slaying,
as he had showed by taking up arms in their cause.
But then, as he had clients and connexions of business
among families of opposite political tenets, he was
particularly cautious to use all the conventional phrases
which the civility of the time had devised, as an
admissible mode of language betwixt the two parties.
Thus he spoke sometimes of the Chevalier, but never
either of the Prince, which would have been sacrificing
his own principles, or of the Pretender, which would
have been offensive to those of others. Again,
he usually designated the Rebellion as the affair
of 1745, and spoke of any one engaged in it as a person
who had been out at a certain period. [Old-fashioned
Scottish civility. Such were
literally the points of politeness observed in general
society during the author’s youth, where it
was by no means unusual in a company assembled by
chance, to find individuals who had borne arms on one
side or other in the civil broils of 1745. Nothing,
according to my recollection, could be more gentle
and decorous than the respect these old enemies paid
to each other’s prejudices. But in this
I speak generally. I have witnessed one or two
explosions.] So that, on the whole, Mr. Fairford was
a man much liked and respected on all sides, though
his friends would not have been sorry if he had given
a dinner more frequently, as his little cellar contained
some choice old wine, of which, on such rare occasions
he was no niggard.
The whole pleasure of this good old-fashioned
man of method, besides that which he really felt in
the discharge of his daily business, was the hope
to see his son Alan, the only fruit of a union which
death early dissolved, attain what in the father’s
eyes was the proudest of all distinctions the
rank and fame of a well-employed lawyer.
Every profession has its peculiar
honours, and Mr. Fairford’s mind was constructed
upon so limited and exclusive a plan, that he valued
nothing save the objects of ambition which his own
presented. He would have shuddered at Alan’s
acquiring the renown of a hero, and laughed with scorn
at the equally barren laurels of literature; it was
by the path of the law alone that he was desirous
to see him rise to eminence, and the probabilities
of success or disappointment were the thoughts of his
father by day, and his dream by night.
The disposition of Alan Fairford,
as well as his talents, were such as to encourage
his father’s expectations. He had acuteness
of intellect, joined to habits of long and patient
study, improved no doubt by the discipline of his
father’s house; to which, generally speaking,
he conformed with the utmost docility, expressing
no wish for greater or more frequent relaxation than
consisted with his father’s anxious and severe
restrictions. When he did indulge in any juvenile
frolics, his father had the candour to lay the whole
blame upon his more mercurial companion, Darsie Latimer.
This youth, as the reader must be
aware, had been received as an inmate into the family
of Mr. Fairford, senior, at a time when some of the
delicacy of constitution which had abridged the life
of his consort began to show itself in the son, and
when the father was, of course, peculiarly disposed
to indulge his slightest wish. That the young
Englishman was able to pay a considerable board, was
a matter of no importance to Mr. Fairford; it was
enough that his presence seemed to make his son cheerful
and happy. He was compelled to allow that ’Darsie
was a fine lad, though unsettled,’ and he would
have had some difficulty in getting rid of him, and
the apprehensions which his levities excited, had
it not been for the voluntary excursion which gave
rise to the preceding correspondence, and in which
Mr. Fairford secretly rejoiced, as affording the means
of separating Alan from his gay companion, at least
until he should have assumed, and become accustomed
to, the duties of his dry and laborious profession.
But the absence of Darsie was far
from promoting the end which the elder Mr. Fairford
had expected and desired. The young men were united
by the closest bonds of intimacy; and the more so,
that neither of them sought nor desired to admit any
others into their society. Alan Fairford was
averse to general company, from a disposition naturally
reserved, and Darsie Latimer from a painful sense
of his own unknown origin, peculiarly afflicting in
a country where high and low are professed genealogists.
The young men were all in all to each other; it is
no wonder, therefore, that their separation was painful,
and that its effects upon Alan Fairford, joined to
the anxiety occasioned by the tenor of his friend’s
letters, greatly exceeded what the senior had anticipated.
The young man went through his usual duties, his studies,
and the examinations to which he was subjected, but
with nothing like the zeal and assiduity which he
had formerly displayed; and his anxious and observant
father saw but too plainly that his heart was with
his absent comrade.
A philosopher would have given way
to this tide of feeling, in hopes to have diminished
its excess, and permitted the youths to have been
some time together, that their intimacy might have
been broken off by degrees; but Mr. Fairford only
saw the more direct mode of continued restraint, which,
however, he was desirous of veiling under some plausible
pretext. In the anxiety which he felt on this
occasion, he had held communication with an old acquaintance,
Peter Drudgeit, with whom the reader is partly acquainted.
‘Alan,’ he said, ’was ance wud,
and ay waur; and he was expecting every moment when
he would start off in a wildgoose-chase after the
callant Latimer; Will Sampson, the horse-hirer in
Candlemaker Row, had given him a hint that Alan had
been looking for a good hack, to go to the country
for a few days. And then to oppose him downright he
could not but think on the way his poor mother was
removed. Would to Heaven he was yoked to some
tight piece of business, no matter whether well or
ill paid, but some job that would hamshackle him at
least until the courts rose, if it were but for decency’s
sake.’
Peter Drudgeit sympathized, for Peter
had a son, who, reason or none, would needs exchange
the torn and inky fustian sleeves for the blue jacket
and white lapelle; and he suggested, as the reader
knows, the engaging our friend Alan in the matter
of Poor Peter Peebles, just opened by the desertion
of young Dumtoustie, whose defection would be at the
same time concealed; and this, Drudgeit said, ’would
be felling two dogs with one stone.’
With these explanations, the reader
will hold a man of the elder Fairford’s sense
and experience free from the hazardous and impatient
curiosity with which boys fling a puppy into a deep
pond, merely to see if the creature can swim.
However confident in his son’s talents, which
were really considerable, he would have been very sorry
to have involved him in the duty of pleading a complicated
and difficult case, upon his very first appearance
at the bar, had he not resorted to it as an effectual
way to prevent the young man from taking a step which
his habits of thinking represented as a most fatal
one at his outset of life.
Betwixt two evils, Mr. Fairford chose
that which was in his own apprehension the least;
and, like a brave officer sending forth his son to
battle, rather chose he should die upon the breach,
than desert the conflict with dishonour. Neither
did he leave him to his own unassisted energies.
Like Alpheus preceding Hercules, he himself encountered
the Augean mass of Peter Peebles’ law-matters.
It was to the old man a labour of love to place in
a clear and undistorted view the real merits of this
case, which the carelessness and blunders of Peter’s
former solicitors had converted into a huge chaotic
mass of unintelligible technicality; and such was
his skill and industry, that he was able, after the
severe toil of two or three days, to present to the
consideration of the young counsel the principal facts
of the case, in a light equally simple and comprehensible.
With the assistance of a solicitor so affectionate
and indefatigable, Alan Fairford was enabled, then
the day of trial arrived, to walk towards the court,
attended by his anxious yet encouraging parent, with
some degree of confidence that he would lose no reputation
upon this arduous occasion.
They were met at the door of the court
by Poor Peter Peebles in his usual plenitude of wig
and celsitude of hat. He seized on the young
pleader like a lion on his prey. ‘How is
a’ wi’ you, Mr. Alan how is
a’ wi’ you, man? The awfu’ day
is come at last a day that will be lang
minded in this house. Poor Peter Peebles against
Plainstanes conjoined proceases Hearing
in presence stands for the Short Roll for
this day I have not been able to sleep
for a week for thinking of it, and, I dare to say,
neither has the Lord President himsell for
such a cause!! But your father garr’d me
tak a wee drap ower muckle of his pint bottle
the other night; it’s no right to mix brandy
wi’ business, Mr. Fairford. I would have
been the waur o’ liquor if I would have drank
as muckle as you twa would have had me. But there’s
a time for a’ things, and if ye will dine with
me after the case is heard, or whilk is the same, or
maybe better, I’ll gang my ways hame wi’
you, and I winna object to a cheerfu’ glass,
within the bounds of moderation.’
Old Fairford shrugged his shoulders
and hurried past the client, saw his son wrapped in
the sable bombazine, which, in his eyes, was more
venerable than an archbishop’s lawn, and could
not help fondly patting his shoulder, and whispering
to him to take courage, and show he was worthy to
wear it. The party entered the Outer Hall of the
court, (once the place of meeting of the ancient Scottish
Parliament), and which corresponds to the use of Westminster
Hall in England, serving as a vestibule to the Inner
House, as it is termed, and a place of dominion to
certain sedentary personages called Lords Ordinary.
The earlier part of the morning was
spent by old Fairford in reiterating his instructions
to Alan, and in running from one person to another,
from whom he thought he could still glean some grains
of information, either concerning the point at issue,
or collateral cases. Meantime, Poor Peter Peebles,
whose shallow brain was altogether unable to bear
the importance of the moment, kept as close to his
young counsel as shadow to substance, affected now
to speak loud, now to whisper in his ear, now to deck
his ghastly countenance with wreathed smiles, now to
cloud it with a shade of deep and solemn importance,
and anon to contort it with the sneer of scorn and
derision. These moods of the client’s mind
were accompanied with singular ‘mockings and
mowings,’ fantastic gestures, which the man
of rags and litigation deemed appropriate to his changes
of countenance. Now he brandished his arm aloft,
now thrust his fist straight out, as if to knock his
opponent down. Now he laid his open palm on his
bosom, and now hinging it abroad, he gallantly snapped
his fingers in the air.
These demonstrations, and the obvious
shame and embarrassment of Alan Fairford, did not
escape the observation of the juvenile idlers in the
hall. They did not, indeed, approach Peter with
their usual familiarity, from some feeling of deference
towards Fairford, though many accused him of conceit
in presuming to undertake, at this early stage of his
practice, a case of considerable difficulty. But
Alan, notwithstanding this forbearance, was not the
less sensible that he and his companion were the subjects
of many a passing jest, and many a shout of laughter,
with which that region at all times abounds.
At length the young counsel’s
patience gave way, and as it threatened to carry his
presence of mind and recollection along with it, Alan
frankly told his father, that unless he was relieved
from the infliction of his client’s personal
presence and instructions, he must necessarily throw
up his brief, and decline pleading the case.
‘Hush, hush, my dear Alan,’
said the old gentleman, almost at his own wit’s
end upon hearing this dilemma; ’dinna mind the
silly ne’er-do-weel; we cannot keep the man
from hearing his own cause, though he be not quite
right in the head.’
‘On my life, sir,’ answered
Alan, ’I shall be unable to go on, he drives
everything out of my remembrance; and if I attempt
to speak seriously of the injuries he has sustained,
and the condition he is reduced to, how can I expect
but that the very appearance of such an absurd scarecrow
will turn it all into ridicule?’
‘There is something in that,’
said Saunders Fairford, glancing a look at Poor Peter,
and then cautiously inserting his forefinger under
his bob-wig, in order to rub his temple and aid his
invention; ’he is no figure for the fore-bar
to see without laughing; but how to get rid of him?
To speak sense, or anything like it, is the last thing
he will listen to. Stay, aye, Alan,
my darling, hae patience; I’ll get him off on
the instant, like a gowff ba’.’
So saying, he hastened to his ally,
Peter Drudgeit, who on seeing him with marks of haste
in his gait, and care upon his countenance, clapped
his pen behind his ear, with ’What’s the
stir now, Mr. Saunders? Is there aught wrang?’
‘Here’s a dollar, man,’
said Mr. Saunders; ’now, or never, Peter, do
me a good turn. Yonder’s your namesake,
Peter Peebles, will drive the swine through our bonny
hanks of yarn; get him over to John’s Coffeehouse,
man gie him his meridian keep
him there, drunk or sober, till the hearing is ower.’
[The simile is obvious, from the old manufacture of
Scotland, when the gudewife’s thrift, as the
yarn wrought in the winter was called, when laid down
to bleach by the burn-side, was peculiarly exposed
to the inroads of pigs, seldom well regulated about
a Scottish farm-house.]
‘Eneugh said,’ quoth Peter
Drudgeit, no way displeased with his own share in
the service required, ‘We’se do your bidding.’
Accordingly, the scribe was presently
seen whispering in the ear of Peter Peebles, whose
response came forth in the following broken form:
’Leave the court for ae minute
on this great day of judgement? not I, by the Reg Eh!
what? Brandy, did ye say French brandy? couldna
ye fetch a stoup to the bar under your coat, man?
Impossible? Nay, if it’s clean impossible,
and if we have an hour good till they get through the
single bill and the summar-roll, I carena if
I cross the close wi’ you; I am sure I need
something to keep my heart up this awful day; but I’ll
no stay above an instant not above a minute
of time nor drink aboon a single gill,’
In a few minutes afterwards, the two
Peters were seen moving through the Parliament Close
(which new-fangled affectation has termed a Square),
the triumphant Drudgeit leading captive the passive
Peebles, whose legs conducted him towards the dramshop,
while his reverted eyes were fixed upon the court.
They dived into the Cimmerian abysses of John’s
Coffeehouse, formerly the favourite rendezvous
of the classical and genial Doctor Pitcairn, and were
for the present seen no more.
Relieved from his tormentor, Alan
Fairford had time to rally his recollections, which,
in the irritation of his spirits, had nearly escaped
him, and to prepare himself far a task, the successful
discharge or failure in which must, he was aware,
have the deepest influence upon his fortunes.
He had pride, was not without a consciousness of talent,
and the sense of his father’s feelings upon the
subject impelled him to the utmost exertion.
Above all, he had that sort of self-command which
is essential to success in every arduous undertaking,
and he was constitutionally free from that feverish
irritability by which those whose over-active imaginations
exaggerate difficulties, render themselves incapable
of encountering such when they arrive.
Having collected all the scattered
and broken associations which were necessary, Alan’s
thoughts reverted to Dumfriesshire, and the precarious
situation in which he feared his beloved friend had
placed himself; and once and again he consulted his
watch, eager to have his present task commenced and
ended, that he might hasten to Darsie’s assistance.
The hour and moment at length arrived. The macer
shouted, with all his well-remembered brazen strength
of lungs, ’Poor Peter Peebles versus Plainstanes,
per Dumtoustie et Tough! Maister
Da-a-niel Dumtoustie!’ Dumtoustie answered
not the summons, which, deep and swelling as it was,
could not reach across the Queensferry; but our Maister
Alan Fairford appeared in his place.
The court was very much crowded; for
much amusement had been received on former occasions
when Peter had volunteered his own oratory, and had
been completely successful in routing the gravity of
the whole procedure, and putting to silence, not indeed
the counsel of the opposite party, but his own.
Both bench and audience seemed considerably
surprised at the juvenile appearance of the young
man who appeared in the room of Dumtoustie, for the
purpose of opening this complicated and long depending
process, and the common herd were disappointed at
the absence of Peter the client, the Punchinello of
the expected entertainment. The judges looked
with a very favourable countenance on our friend Alan,
most of them being acquainted, more or less, with
so old a practitioner as his father, and all, or almost
all, affording, from civility, the same fair play to
the first pleading of a counsel, which the House of
Commons yields to the maiden speech of one of its
members.
Lord Bladderskate was an exception
to this general expression of benevolence. He
scowled upon Alan, from beneath his large, shaggy,
grey eyebrows, just as if the young lawyer had been
usurping his nephew’s honours, instead of covering
his disgrace; and, from feelings which did his lordship
little honour, he privately hoped the young man would
not succeed in the cause which his kinsman had abandoned.
Even Lord Bladderskate, however, was,
in spite of himself, pleased with the judicious and
modest tone in which Alan began his address to the
court, apologizing for his own presumption, and excusing
it by the sudden illness of his learned brother, for
whom the labour of opening a cause of some difficulty
and importance had been much more worthily designed.
He spoke of himself as he really was, and of young
Dumtoustie as what he ought to have been, taking care
not to dwell on either topic a moment longer than
was necessary. The old judge’s looks became
benign; his family pride was propitiated, and, pleased
equally with the modesty and civility of the young
man whom he had thought forward and officious, he
relaxed the scorn of his features into an expression
of profound attention; the highest compliment, and
the greatest encouragement, which a judge can render
to the counsel addressing him.
Having succeeded in securing the favourable
attention of the court, the young lawyer, using the
lights which his father’s experience and knowledge
of business had afforded him, proceeded with an address
and clearness, unexpected from one of his years, to
remove from the case itself those complicated formalities
with which it had been loaded, as a surgeon strips
from a wound the dressings which had been hastily wrapped
round it, in order to proceed to his cure secundum
ARTEM. Developed of the cumbrous and complicated
technicalities of litigation, with which the perverse
obstinacy of the client, the inconsiderate haste or
ignorance of his agents, and the evasions of a subtle
adversary, had invested the process, the cause of
Poor Peter Peebles, standing upon its simple merits,
was no bad subject for the declamation of a young
counsel, nor did our friend Alan fail to avail himself
of its strong points.
He exhibited his client as a simple-hearted,
honest, well-meaning man, who, during a copartnership
of twelve years, had gradually become impoverished,
while his partner (his former clerk) having no funds
but his share of the same business, into which he
had been admitted without any advance of stock, had
become gradually more and more wealthy.
‘Their association,’ said
Alan, and the little flight was received with some
applause, ’resembled the ancient story of the
fruit which was carved with a knife poisoned on one
side of the blade only, so that the individual to
whom the envenomed portion was served, drew decay and
death from what afforded savour and sustenance to the
consumer of the other moiety.’ He then
plunged boldly into the mare magnum of accompts
between the parties; he pursued each false statement
from the waste-book to the day-book, from the day-book
to the bill-book, from the bill-book to the ledger;
placed the artful interpolations and insertions of
the fallacious Plainstanes in array against each other,
and against the fact; and availing himself to the
utmost of his father’s previous labours, and
his own knowledge of accompts, in which he had been
sedulously trained, he laid before the court a clear
and intelligible statement of the affairs of the copartnery,
showing, with precision, that a large balance must,
at the dissolution, have been due to his client, sufficient
to have enabled him to have carried on business on
his own account, and thus to have retained his situation
in society as an independent and industrious tradesman.
’But instead of this justice being voluntarily
rendered by the former clerk to his former master, by
the party obliged to his benefactor, by
one honest man to another, his wretched
client had been compelled to follow his quondam clerk,
his present debtor, from court to court; had found
his just claims met with well-invented but unfounded
counter-claims, had seen his party shift his character
of pursuer or defender, as often as Harlequin effects
his transformations, till, in a chase so varied and
so long, the unhappy litigant had lost substance,
reputation, and almost the use of reason itself, and
came before their lordships an object of thoughtless
derision to the unreflecting, of compassion to the
better-hearted, and of awful meditation to every one
who considered that, in a country where excellent
laws were administered by upright and incorruptible
judges, a man might pursue an almost indisputable
claim through all the mazes of litigation; lose fortune,
reputation, and reason itself in the chase, and now
come before the supreme court of his country in the
wretched condition of his unhappy client, a victim
to protracted justice, and to that hope delayed which
sickens the heart.’
The force of this appeal to feeling
made as much impression on the Bench as had been previously
effected by the clearness of Alan’s argument.
The absurd form of Peter himself, with his tow-wig,
was fortunately not present to excite any ludicrous
emotion, and the pause that took place when the young
lawyer had concluded his speech, was followed by a
murmur of approbation, which the ears of his father
drank in as the sweetest sounds that had ever entered
them. Many a hand of gratulation was thrust out
to his grasp, trembling as it was with anxiety, and
finally with delight; his voice faltering as he replied,
’Aye, aye, I kend Alan was the lad to make a
spoon or spoil a horn.’ [Said of an adventurous
gipsy, who resolves at all risks to convert a sheep’s
horn into a spoon.]
The counsel on the other side arose,
an old practitioner, who had noted too closely the
impression made by Alan’s pleading not to fear
the consequences of an immediate decision. He
paid the highest compliments to his very young brother ’the
Benjamin, as he would presume to call him, of the
learned Faculty said the alleged hardships
of Mr. Peebles were compensated by his being placed
in a situation where the benevolence of their lordships
had assigned him gratuitously such assistance as he
might not otherwise have obtained at a high price and
allowed his young brother had put many things in such
a new point of view, that, although he was quite certain
of his ability to refute them, he was honestly desirous
of having a few hours to arrange his answer, in order
to be able to follow Mr. Fairford from point to point.
He had further to observe, there was one point of
the case to which his brother, whose attention had
been otherwise so wonderfully comprehensive, had not
given the consideration which he expected; it was
founded on the interpretation of certain correspondence
which had passed betwixt the parties soon after the
dissolution of the copartnery.’
The court having heard Mr. Tough,
readily allowed him two days for preparing himself,
hinting at the same time that he might find his task
difficult, and affording the young counsel, with high
encomiums upon the mode in which he had acquitted
himself, the choice of speaking, either now or at
the next calling of the cause, upon the point which
Plainstanes’s lawyer had adverted to.
Alan modestly apologized for what
in fact had been an omission very pardonable in so
complicated a case, and professed himself instantly
ready to go through that correspondence, and prove
that it was in form and substance exactly applicable
to the view of the case he had submitted to their
lordships. He applied to his father, who sat behind
him, to hand him, from time to time, the letters, in
the order in which he meant to read and comment upon
them.
Old Counsellor Tough had probably
formed an ingenious enough scheme to blunt the effect
of the young lawyer’s reasoning, by thus obliging
him to follow up a process of reasoning, clear and
complete in itself, by a hasty and extemporary appendix.
If so, he seemed likely to be disappointed; for Alan
was well prepared on this as on other parts of the
cause, and recommenced his pleading with a degree of
animation which added force even to what he had formerly
stated, and might perhaps have occasioned the old
gentleman to regret his having again called him up,
when his father, as he handed him the letters, put
one into his hand which produced a singular effect
on the pleader.
At the first glance, he saw that the
paper had no reference to the affairs of Peter Peebles;
but the first glance also showed him, what, even at
that time, and in that presence, he could not help
reading; and which, being read, seemed totally to
disconcert his ideas. He stopped short in his
harangue gazed on the paper with a look
of surprise and horror-uttered an exclamation, and
flinging down the brief which he had in his hand,
hurried out of court without returning a single word
of answer to the various questions, ’What was
the matter?’ ’Was he taken
unwell?’ ’Should not a chair
be called?’ &c. &c. &c.
The elder Mr. Fairford, who remained
seated, and looking as senseless as if he had been
made of stone, was at length recalled to himself by
the anxious inquiries of the judges and the counsel
after his son’s health. He then rose with
an air, in which was mingled the deep habitual reverence
in which he held the court, with some internal cause
of agitation, and with difficulty mentioned something
of a mistake a piece of bad news Alan,
he hoped would be well enough to-morrow. But unable
to proceed further, he clasped his hands together,
exclaiming, ’My son! my son!’ and left
the court hastily, as if in pursuit of him.
‘What’s the matter with
the auld bitch next?’ [Tradition ascribes this
whimsical style of language to the ingenious and philosophical
Lord Kaimes.] said an acute metaphysical judge, though
somewhat coarse in his manners, aside to his brethren.
’This is a daft cause, Bladderskate first,
it drives the poor man mad that aught it then
your nevoy goes daft with fright, and flies the pit then
this smart young hopeful is aff the hooks with too
hard study, I fancy and now auld Saunders
Fairford is as lunatic as the best of them. What
say ye till’t, ye bitch?’
‘Nothing, my lord,’ answered
Bladderskate, much too formal to admire the levities
in which his philosophical brother sometimes indulged ’I
say nothing, but pray to Heaven to keep our own wits.’
‘Amen, amen,’ answered
his learned brother; ’for some of us have but
few to spare.’
The court then arose, and the audience
departed, greatly wondering at the talent displayed
by Alan Fairford at his first appearance in a case
so difficult and so complicated, and assigning a hundred
conjectural causes, each different from the others,
for the singular interruption which had clouded his
day of success. The worst of the whole was, that
six agents, who had each come to the separate resolution
of thrusting a retaining fee into Alan’s hand
as he left the court, shook their heads as they returned
the money into their leathern pouches, and said, ’that
the lad was clever, but they would like to see more
of him before they engaged him in the way of business they
did not like his lowping away like a flea in a blanket.’