I slept well that night, and it was
broad daylight when I awoke. A most beautiful
morning it seemed to me, and just the time for a lonely
stroll in the beautiful gardens, so long as there was
some one with you that you thought a great deal of.
I made a good breakfast, and then took out the papers
and placed them on the table before me. They
were all safe so far. I could not comprehend how
the Earl would know anything of my being in London,
unless, indeed, he caught sight of me walking in his
own gardens with his own daughter, and then, belike,
he was so jealous a man that he would maybe come to
the conclusion I was in London as well as himself.
After breakfast Paddy and Jem came
in, looking as bold as Blarney Castle; and when I
eyed them both I saw that neither one nor the other
was a fit custodian for papers that might make the
proudest Earl in England a poor man or a rich man,
depending which way they went. So I put the documents
in my own pocket without more ado, and gave up my
thoughts to a pleasanter subject. I changed my
mind about a disguise, and put on my back the best
clothes that I had to wear. I wished I had the
new suits I had been measured for, but the spalpeen
of a tailor would not let me have them unless I paid
him some of the money they cost. When I came
to think over it I saw that Strammers would surely
never recognize me as a gay spark of fashion when he
had merely seen me once before, torn and ragged, coming
down from a tree on top of his blunderbuss. So
I instructed Paddy to say that he and Jem were servants
of the best master in the world, who was a great lover
of gardens; that he was of immense generosity, and
if Strammers allowed him to come into the gardens
by the little door he would be a richer man when the
door was opened than he would be if he kept it shut.
I had been long enough in London to learn the golden
method of persuasion; any how I could not bring myself
to the chance of meeting with my lady, and me dressed
worse than one of her own servants.
We were all in the lane when the church
bells ceased to ring, and if any one had seen us he
would simply have met a comely young Irish gentleman
taking the air of a Sunday morning with two faithful
servants at his heels. I allowed something like
ten impatient minutes to crawl past me, and then,
as the lane was clear and every one for the church
within its walls, I tipped a nod to Paddy, and he,
with Jem by his side, tapped lightly at the door,
while I stood behind the trunk of the tree up which
I had climbed before. There was no sign of Doctor
Chord in the vicinity, and for that I was thankful,
because up to the last moment I feared the little
man could not help intruding himself on what was somebody
else’s business.
The door was opened with some caution,
letting Paddy and Jem enter; then it was closed, and
I heard the bolts shot into their places. But
I was speedily to hear more than bolts that Sunday
morning. There was a sound of thumping sticks,
and I heard a yell that might well have penetrated
to the “Pig and Turnip” itself, although
it was miles away. I knew Paddy’s cry,
and next there came some good English cursing from
Jem Bottles, while a shrill voice called out:-
“Catch the red-haired one; he’s the villain
we want!”
In the midst of various exclamations,
malédictions, and other constructions of speech,
mingled, I thought, with laughter, I flung my shoulder
against the door, but I might as well have tried to
batter down the wall itself. The door was as
firm as Macgillicuddy Reeks. I know when I am
beat as well as the next man, and, losing no more time
there, I ran as fast as I could along the wall, out
of the lane, and so to the front of the house.
The main entrance was protected by great gates of
wrought iron, which were opened on occasion by a man
in a little cubby of a cabin that stood for a porter’s
lodge. The man wasn’t there, and the gates
were locked; but part of one of the huge wings of
wrought iron was a little gate that stood ajar.
This I pushed open, and, unmolested, stepped inside.
The trees and shrubbery hid from me
the scene that was taking place inside the little
wooden door. I dashed through the underbrush and
came to the edge of a broad lawn, and there was going
on as fine a scrimmage as any man could wish to see.
Jem Bottles had his back against the wooden door,
and was laying about him with a stout stick; half
a dozen tall fellows in livery making a great show
of attack, but keeping well out of range of his weapon.
Poor Paddy had the broad of his back on the turf,
and it looked like they were trying to tear the clothes
off him, for another half-dozen were on top of him;
but I can say this in his favour, Paddy was using
his big feet and doing great execution with them.
Every now and then he planted a boot in the well-fed
front of a footman or under-gardener, and sent him
flying. The whole household seemed to be present,
and one could hardly believe there was such a mob
in a single mansion. The Earl of Westport was
there, and who stood beside him but that little villain,
Doctor Chord.
But it was the Countess herself that
was directing operations. She had an ebony stick
in her hands, and when Paddy kicked one of her underlings
the vigorous old lady smote the overturned servant
to make him to the fray again. It was an exciting
scene, and Donnybrook was nothing to it. Their
backs were all toward me, and I was just bubbling
with joy to think what a surprise I was about to give
them,-for I drew my sword and had a yell
of defiance on my lips,-when a cry that
nobody paid the least attention to turned my mind in
another direction entirely.
One of the first-floor windows was
open, and over the sill leaned Lady Mary herself,
her face aflush with anger.
“Father! Mother!”
she cried. “Are not you ashamed of yourselves,
making this commotion on a Sunday morning? Call
the servants away from there! Let the two poor
men go! Oh, shame, shame upon you.”
She wrung her hands, but, as I was
saying, nobody paid the slightest heed to her, and
I doubt if any of them heard her, for Paddy was not
keeping silence by any manner of means. He was
taking the worst of all the blows that fell on him
in a vigorous outcry.
“Murther! murther!” he
shouted. “Let me on me feet, an’ I’ll
knock yez all into the middle of county Clare.”
No one, however, took advantage of
this generous offer, but they kept as clear as they
could of his miscellaneous feet, and the Countess
poked him in the ribs with the point of her ebony stick
whenever she wasn’t laying it over the backs
of her servants.
Now, no man can ever say that I was
a laggard when a good old-fashioned contest was going
on, and the less indolence was observable on my own
part when friends of mine were engaged in the fray.
Sure I was always eager enough, even when it was a
stranger’s debate, and I wonder what my father
would think of me now, to see me veer from the straight
course of battle and thrust my unstruck sword once
more into its scabbard. It was the face in the
window that made me forget friend and foe alike.
Lady Mary was the only member of the household that
was not on the lawn, and was protesting unheard against
the violence to two poor men who were there because
they had been invited to come by the under-gardener.
I saw in the twinkling of an eye that
the house had been deserted on the first outcry.
Doors were left wide open for the whole world to enter.
I dodged behind the trees, scuttled up the gravelled
driveway, leaped the stone steps three at a time,
and before you could say “Ballymuggins”
I was in the most superb hall in which I ever set my
foot. It was a square house with the stairway
in the middle. I kept in my mind’s eye
the direction of the window in which Lady Mary had
appeared. Quick as a bog-trotter responds to an
invitation to drink, I mounted that grand stairway,
turned to my right, and came to a door opposite which
I surmised was the window through which Lady Mary was
leaning. Against this door I rapped my knuckles,
and speedily I heard the sweet voice of the most charming
girl in all the world demand with something like consternation
in its tones,-
“Who is there?”
“It’s me, Lady Mary!”
said I. “The O’Ruddy, who begs the
privilege of a word with you.”
I heard the slam of a window being
shut, then the sound of a light step across the floor,
and after that she said with a catch in her voice,-
“I’ll be pleased you should come in, Mr.
O’Ruddy.”
I tried the door, but found it locked.
“How can I come in, Lady Mary,”
says I, “if you’ve got bolts held against
me?”
“There are no bolts,”
said Lady Mary; “the key should be on the outside.
I am locked in. Look for the key and open the
door.”
Was ever a more delightful sentence
spoken to a man? My heart was in my throat with
joy. I glanced down, and there, sure enough, stuck
the key. I turned it at once, then pulled it
out of the lock and opened the door.
“Lady Mary,” says I, “with
your permission, it seems to me a door should be locked
from the inside.”
With that I thrust the key through
the far side of the door, closed it, and locked it.
Then I turned round to face her.
The room, it was plain to be seen,
was the parlour of a lady,-a boudoir, as
they call it in France, a word that my father was very
fond of using, having caught it when he was on the
campaign in that delightful country. The boudoir
was full of confections and charming little dainties
in the way of lace, and easy chairs, and bookcases,
and little writing-desks, and a work-basket here and
there; but the finest ornament it possessed was the
girl who now stood in the middle of the floor with
a frown on her brow that was most becoming. Yes,
there was a frown on her brow, although I expected
a smile on her lips because of the cordial invitation
she had given me to come in.
It would seem to either you or me
that if a lady suffered the indignity of being locked
in her room, just as if she was a child of six years
old, she would welcome with joy the person who came
and released her. Now, my father, who was the
wisest man since Solomon,-and indeed, as
I listened to him, I’ve often thought that Solomon
was overpraised,-my father used to say there
was no mystery at all about women. “You
just think,” he would say, “of what a
sensible man would do on a certain occasion; then configure
out in your mind the very opposite, and that’s
what a woman will do.” A man who had been
imprisoned would have held out his hand and have said,
“God bless you, O’Ruddy; but I’m
glad to see you.” And here stood this fine
lady in the middle of her room, looking at me as if
I were the dirt beneath her feet, and had forced my
way into her presence, instead of being invited like
a man of honour to enter.
“Well, Mr. O’Ruddy,”
she said, throwing back her head, haughty-like, “Why
do you stand dallying in a lady’s bower when
your followers are being beaten on the lawn outside?”
I cannot give you Lady Mary’s
exact words, for I was so astonished at their utterance;
but I give you a very good purport of them.
“Is it the beating of my men?”
I said. “Troth, that’s what I pay
them for. And whoever gives them a good drubbing
saves me the trouble. I saw they had Paddy down
on the turf, but he’s a son of the ould sod,
and little he’ll mind being thrown on his mother.
But if it’s Jem Bottles you’re anxious
about, truth to tell I’m more sorry for those
that come within range of his stick than for Jem with
his back to the wall. Bottles can take care of
himself in any company, for he’s a highwayman
in an excellent way of business.”
I always like to mention anything
that’s in favour of a man, and so I told her
what profession Bottles followed. She gave a toss
of her head, and gave me a look that had something
like contempt in it, which was far from being pleasant
to endure. Then she began walking up and down
the room, and it was plain to see that my Lady was
far from being pleased with me.
“Poor fellows! Poor faithful
fellows! That’s what comes of having a
fool for a master.”
“Indeed, your ladyship,”
said I, drawing myself up to my full height, which
wasn’t so very much short of the door itself,
“there are worse things than blows from a good
honest cudgel. You might better say, ‘This
is what comes to a master with two fools for servants.’”
“And what comes to a master?”
she demanded. “Sure no one asks you to
be here.”
“That shows how short your ladyship’s
memory is,” said I with some irritation.
“Father Donovan used to tell me that the shortest
thing in the world was the interval between an insult
and a blow in Ireland, but I think a lady’s
memory is shorter still. ’Turn the key and
come in,’ says you. What is that, I would
like to know, but an invitation.”
It appeared to me that she softened
a bit, but she continued her walk up and down the
room and was seemingly in great agitation. The
cries outside had stopped, but whether they had murdered
both Jem Bottles and Paddy I had no means at that
moment of knowing, and I hope the two will forgive
me when I say that my thoughts were far from them.
“You will understand,”
said Lady Mary, speaking still with resentment in
her voice, “that the papers you held are the
key to the situation. Have you no more sense
than to trust them to the care of a red-headed clown
from whom they can be taken as easy as if they were
picked up off the street?”
“Indeed, believe me, Lady Mary,
that no red-headed clown has any papers of mine.”
“Indeed, and I think you speak
the true word there. The papers are now in my
father’s possession, and he will know how to
take care of them.”
“Well, he didn’t know
that the last time he had them,” I cried, feeling
angry at these unjust accusations, and not being able
to bear the compliment to the old man, even if he
was an Earl. “The papers,” said I,
“are as easily picked from me as from the street,
like you were saying just now; but it isn’t
a pack of overfed flunkeys that will lift them from
me. Lady Mary, on a previous occasion I placed
the papers in your hands; now, with your kind permission,
I lay them at your feet,”-and, saying
this with the most courteous obeisance, I knelt with
one knee on the floor and placed the packet of papers
where I said I would place them.
Now, ever since that, the Lady Mary
denies that she kicked them to the other end of the
room. She says that as she was walking to and
fro the toe of her foot touched the packet and sent
it spinning; and, as no real Irishman ever yet contradicted
a lady, all I will say is that the precious bundle
went hurtling to the other end of the room, and it
is very likely that Lady Mary thought the gesture
of her foot a trifle too much resembled an action
of her mother, the Countess, for her manner changed
in the twinkling of an eye, and she laughed like her
old self again.
“Mr. O’Ruddy,” she
said, “you put me out of all patience. You’re
as simple as if you came out of Ireland yesterday.”
“It’s tolerably well known,”
said I, “by some of your expert swordsmen, that
I came out the day before.”
Again Lady Mary laughed.
“You’re not very wise in the choice of
your friends,” she said.
“I am, if I can count you as one of them,”
I returned.
She made no direct reply to this, but continued:
“Can’t you see that that
little Doctor Chord is a traitor? He has been
telling my father all you have been doing and all you
have been planning, and he says you are almost simple
enough to have given the papers into his own keeping
no longer ago than last night.”
“Now, look you, Lady Mary, how
much you misjudged me. The little villain asked
for the papers, but he didn’t get them; then
he advised me to give them to a man I could trust,
and when I said the only man I could trust was red-headed
Paddy out yonder, he was delighted to think I was
to leave them in his custody. But you can see
for yourself I did nothing of the kind, and if your
people thought they could get anything out of Paddy
by bad language and heroic kicks they were mistaken.”
At that moment we had an interruption
that brought our conversation to a standstill and
Lady Mary to the door, outside which her mother was
crying,-
“Mary, Mary! where’s the key?”
“Where should it be?” said Lady Mary,
“but in the door.”
“It is not in the door,”
said the Countess wrathfully, shaking it as if she
would tear it down.
“It is in the door,” said
Lady Mary positively; and quite right she was, for
both of us were looking at it.
“It is not in the door,”
shouted her mother. “Some of the servants
have taken it away.”
Then we heard her calling over the
banisters to find out who had taken away the key of
Lady Mary’s room. There was a twinkle in
Mary’s eye, and a quiver in the corners of her
pretty mouth that made me feel she would burst out
laughing, and indeed I had some ado to keep silence
myself.
“What have you done with those
two poor wretches you were maltreating out in the
garden?” asked Lady Mary.
“Oh, don’t speak of them,”
cried the Countess, evidently in no good humour.
“It was all a scandal for nothing. The red-headed
beast did not have the papers. That little fool,
Chord, has misled both your father and me. I
could wring his neck for him, and now he is palavering
your father in the library and saying he will get the
papers himself or die in the attempt. It serves
us right for paying attention to a babbling idiot
like him. I said in the first place that that
Irish baboon of an O’Ruddy was not likely to
give them to the ape that follows him.”
“Tare-an-ounds!” I cried,
clenching my fists and making for the door; but Lady
Mary rattled it so I could not be heard, and the next
instant she placed her snow-flake hand across my mouth,
which was as pleasant a way of stopping an injudicious
utterance as ever I had been acquainted with.
“Mary,” said the Countess,
“your father is very much agitated and disappointed,
so I’m taking him out for a drive. I have
told the butler to look out for the key, and when
he finds it he will let you out. You’ve
only yourself to blame for being locked in, because
we expected the baboon himself and couldn’t
trust you in his presence.”
It was now Lady Mary’s turn
to show confusion at the old termagant’s talk,
and she coloured as red as a sunset on the coast of
Kerry. I forgave the old hag her discourteous
appellation of “baboon” because of the
joyful intimation she gave me through the door that
Lady Mary was not to be trusted when I was near by.
My father used to say that if you are present when
an embarrassment comes to a lady it is well not to
notice it, else the embarrassment will be transferred
to yourself. Remembering this, I pretended not
to see Lady Mary’s flaming cheeks, and, begging
her pardon, walked up the room and picked from the
corner the bundle of papers which had, somehow or other
come there, whether kicked or not. I came back
to where she was standing and offered them to her
most respectfully, as if they, and not herself, were
the subject of discussion.
“Hush,” said Lady Mary
in a whisper; “sit down yonder and see how long
you can keep quiet.”
She pointed to a chair that stood
beside a beautifully polished table of foreign wood,
the like of which I had never seen before, and I,
wishing very much to please her, sat down where she
told me and placed the bundle of papers on the table.
Lady Mary tiptoed over, as light-footed as a canary-bird,
and sat down on the opposite side of the table, resting
her elbows on the polished wood, and, with her chin
in her hands, gazed across at me, and a most bewildering
scrutiny I found it, rendering it difficult for me
to keep quiet and seated, as she had requested.
In a minute or two we heard the crunch of wheels on
the gravel in front, then the carriage drove off, and
the big gates clanked together.
Still Lady Mary poured the sunshine
of her eyes upon me, and I hope and trust she found
me a presentable young man, for under the warmth of
her look my heart began to bubble up like a pot of
potatoes on a strong fire.
“You make me a present of the
papers, then?” said Lady Mary at last.
“Indeed and I do, and of myself
as well, if you’ll have me. And this latter
is a thing I’ve been trying to say to you every
time I met you, Mary acushla, and no sooner do the
words come to my lips than some doddering fool interrupts
us; but now, my darling, we are alone together, in
that lover’s paradise which is always typified
by a locked door, and at last I can say the things-”
Just here, as I mentioned the word
“door,” there came a rap at it, and Lady
Mary started as if some one had fired a gun.
“Your ladyship,” said
the butler, “I cannot find the key. Shall
I send for a locksmith?”
“Oh, no,” said Lady Mary,
“do not take the trouble. I have letters
to write, and do not wish to be disturbed until my
mother returns.”
“Very good, your ladyship,”
returned the butler, and he walked away.
“A locksmith!” said Lady
Mary, looking across the table at me.
“Love laughs at them,” said I.
Lady Mary smiled very sweetly, but shook her head.
“This is not a time for laughter,”
she said, “but for seriousness. Now, I
cannot risk your staying here longer, so will tell
you what I have to say as quickly as possible.
Your repeatedly interrupted declaration I take for
truth, because the course of true love never did run
smooth. Therefore, if you want me, you must keep
the papers.”
At this I hastily took the bundle
from the table and thrust it in my pocket, which action
made Lady Mary smile again.
“Have you read them?” she asked.
“I have not.”
“Do you mean to say you have
carried these papers about for so long and have not
read them?”
“I had no curiosity concerning
them,” I replied. “I have something
better to look at,” I went on, gazing across
at her; “and when that is not with me the memory
of it is, and it’s little I care for a pack of
musty papers and what’s in them.”
“Then I will tell you what they
are,” said Lady Mary. “There are in
that packet the title-deeds to great estates, the fairest
length of land that lies under the sun in Sussex.
There is also a letter written by my father’s
own hand, giving the property to your father.”
“But he did not mean my father to keep it,”
said I.
“No, he did not. He feared
capture, and knew the ransom would be heavy if they
found evidence of property upon him. Now all these
years he has been saying nothing, but collecting the
revenues of this estate and using them, while another
man had the legal right to it.”
“Still he has but taken what
was his own,” said I, “and my father never
disputed that, always intending to come over to England
and return the papers to the Earl; but he got lazy-like,
by sitting at his own fireside, and seldom went farther
abroad than to the house of the priest; but his last
injunctions to me were to see that the Earl got his
papers, and indeed he would have had them long since
if he had but treated me like the son of an old friend.”
“Did your father mention that
the Earl would give you any reward for returning his
property to him?”
“He did not,” I replied
with indignation. “In Ireland, when a friend
does a friend’s part, he doesn’t expect
to be paid for it.”
“But don’t you expect a reward for returning
them?”
“Lady Mary,” said I, “do
you mean to be after insulting me? These papers
are not mine, but the Earl of Westport’s, and
he can have them without saying as much as ‘Thank
you kindly’ for them.”
Lady Mary leaned back in her chair
and looked at me with half-closed eyes, then she stretched
forth her hand and said:
“Give me the papers.”
“But it’s only a minute
since,” I cried, perplexed, “that you held
them to be the key of the situation, and said if I
didn’t keep them I would never get you.”
“Did I say that?” asked
Lady Mary with the innocence of a three-year-old child.
“I had no idea we had come to such a conclusion.
Now do you want a little advice about those same papers?”
“As long as the advice comes
from you, Mary darling, I want it on any subject.”
“You have come into England
brawling, sword-playing, cudgel-flinging, and never
till this moment have you given a thought to what the
papers are for. These papers represent the law.”
“Bad cess to it,” said
I. “My father used to say, have as little
to do with the law as possible, for what’s the
use of bringing your man into the courts when a good
shillelah is speedier and more satisfactory to all
concerned.”
“That may be true in Ireland,
but it is not true in England. Now, here is my
advice. You know my father and mother, and if
you’ll just quit staring your eyes out at me,
and think for a minute, you may be able to tell when
you will get their consent to pay your addresses to
me without interruption.” Here she blushed
and looked down.
“Indeed,” said I, “I
don’t need to take my eyes from you to answer
that question. It’ll be the afternoon
following the Day of Judgment.”
“Very well. You must then
stand on your rights. I will give you a letter
to a man in the Temple, learned in the law. He
was legal adviser to my aunt, who left me all her
property, and she told me that if I ever was in trouble
I was to go to him; but instead of that I’ll
send my trouble to him with a letter of introduction.
I advise you to take possession of the estate at Brede,
and think no more of giving up the papers to my father
until he is willing to give you something in return.
You may then ask what you like of him; money, goods,
or a farm,”-and again a bright red
colour flooded her cheeks. With that she drew
toward her pen and paper and dashed off a letter which
she gave to me.
“I think,” she said, “it
would be well if you left the papers with the man
in the Temple; he will keep them safely, and no one
will suspect where they are; while, if you need money,
which is likely, he will be able to advance you what
you want on the security of the documents you leave
with him.”
“Is it money?” said I,
“sure I couldn’t think of drawing money
on property that belongs to your good father, the
Earl.”
“As I read the papers,”
replied Lady Mary, very demurely, casting down her
eyes once more, “the property does not belong
to my good father, the Earl, but to the good-for-nothing
young man named O’Ruddy. I think that my
father, the Earl, will find that he needs your signature
before he can call the estate his own once more.
It may be I am wrong, and that your father, by leaving
possession so long in the hands of the Earl, may have
forfeited his claim. Mr. Josiah Brooks will tell
you all about that when you meet him in the Temple.
You may depend upon it that if he advances you money
your claim is good, and, your claim being good, you
may make terms with even so obstreperous a man as
my father.”
“And if I make terms with the
father,” I cried, “do you think his comely
daughter will ratify the bargain?”
Lady Mary smiled very sweetly, and
gave me the swiftest and shyest of glances across
the table from her speaking eyes, which next instant
were hidden from me.
“May be,” she said, “the
lawyer could answer that question.”
“Troth,” I said, springing
to my feet, “I know a better one to ask it of
than any old curmudgeon poring over dry law-books,
and the answer I’m going to have from your own
lips.”
Then, with a boldness that has ever
characterized the O’Ruddys, I swung out my arms
and had her inside o’ them before you could say
Ballymoyle. She made a bit of a struggle and cried
breathlessly:
“I’ll answer, if you’ll sit in that
chair again.”
“It’s not words,”
says I, “I want from your lips, but this,”-and
I smothered a little shriek with one of the heartiest
kisses that ever took place out of Ireland itself,
and it seemed to me that her struggle ceased, or,
as one might say, faded away, as my lips came in contact
with hers; for she suddenly weakened in my arms so
that I had to hold her close to me, for I thought
she would sink to the floor if I did but leave go,
and in the excitement of the moment my own head was
swimming in a way that the richest of wine had never
made it swim before. Then Lady Mary buried her
face in my shoulder with a little sigh of content,
and I knew she was mine in spite of all the Earls and
Countesses in the kingdom, or estates either, so far
as that went. At last she straightened up and
made as though she would push me from her, but held
me thus at arms’ length, while her limpid eyes
looked like twin lakes of Killarney on a dreamy misty
morning when there’s no wind blowing.
“O’Ruddy,” she said,
solemnly, with a little catch in her voice, “you’re
a bold man, and I think you’ve no doubt of your
answer; but what has happened makes me the more anxious
for your success in dealing with those who will oppose
both your wishes and mine. My dear lover, is
what I call you now; you have come over in tempestuous
fashion, with a sword in your hand, striving against
every one who would stand up before you. After
this morning, all that should be changed, for life
seems to have become serious and momentous. O’Ruddy,
I want your actions to be guided, not by a drawn sword,
but by religion and by law.”
“Troth, Mary acushla, an Irishman
takes to religion of his own nature, but I much misdoubt
me if it comes natural to take to the law.”
“How often have you been to
mass since you came to England, O’Ruddy?”
“How often?” says I, wrinkling
my brow, “indeed you mean, how many times?”
“Yes; how many times?”
“Now, Mary, how could you expect me to be keeping
count of them?”
“Has your attendance, then, been so regular?”
“Ah, Mary, darling; it’s
not me that has the face to tell you a lie, and yet
I’m ashamed to say that I’ve never set
foot in a church since I crossed the channel, and
the best of luck it is for me that good old Father
Donovan doesn’t hear these same words.”
“Then you will go to church
this very day and pray for heaven’s blessing
on both of us.”
“It’s too late for the
mass this Sunday, Mary, but the churches are open,
and the first one I come to will have me inside of
it.”
With that she drew me gently to her,
and herself kissed me, meeting none of that resistance
which I had encountered but a short time before; and
then, as bitter ill luck would have it, at this delicious
moment we were startled by the sound of carriage-wheels
on the gravel outside.
“Oh!” cried Lady Mary in a panic; “how
time has flown!”
“Indeed,” said I, “I never knew
it so fast before.”
And she, without wasting further time
in talking, unlocked the door, whipped out the key,
and placed it where I had found it in the beginning.
She seemed to think of everything in a moment, and
I would have left her letter and the papers on the
table if it hadn’t been for that cleverest of
all girls, who, besides her lips of honey, had an
alert mind, which is one of the things appreciated
in Ireland. I then followed her quickly down
a narrow back stairway and out into a glass house,
where a little door at the end led us into a deliciously
shaded walk, free from all observation, with a thick
screen of trees on the right hand and the old stone
wall on the left.
Here I sprang quickly to overtake
her, but she danced away like a fairy in the moonlight,
throwing a glance of mischief over her shoulder at
me, with her finger on her lips. It seemed to
me a pity that so sylvan a dell should merely be used
for the purposes of speed, but in a jiffy Mary was
at the little door in the wall and had the bolts drawn
back, and I was outside before I understood what had
happened, listening to bolts being thrust back again,
and my only consolation was the remembrance of a little
dab at my lips as I passed through, as brief and unsatisfactory
as the peck of a sparrow.