The dance is at the Piper’s
this time the last Piper dance of the Southampton
season and the biggest other people may
give dances after it but everybody who knows will
only think of them as relatively pleasant or useless
addenda. The last Piper Dance has been the official
period to the Southampton summer ever since Elinor’s
debut and this time the period is
sure to be bigger and rounder than ever since it closes
the most successful season Southampton has ever had.
Nothing very original about its being
a masquerade, from Mr. Piper a courteously grey-haired
mandarin in jade-green robes beside Mrs. Piper lovely
Mary Embree that was in the silks of a Chinese
empress, heavy and shining and crusted as the wings
of a jeweler’s butterfly, her reticent eyes
watching the bright broken patterns of the dancing
as impassively as if she were viewing men being tortured
or invested with honor from the Dragon Throne, to
Oliver, a diffident Pierrot who has discovered no
even bearably comfortable way of combining spectacles
and a mask, and Peter who is gradually turning purple under
the furs of a dancing bear. Nothing much out of
the ordinary in the tunes and the three orchestras
and the fact that a dozen gentlemen dressed as the
Devil are finding their tails very inconvenient as
regards the shimmy and a dozen Joans of Arc are eying
each other with looks of dumb hatred whenever they
pass. Nothing singular about the light-heart
throb of the music, the smell of powder and scent and
heat and flowers, the whole loose drifting garland
of the dancers, blowing over and around the floor
in the idle designs of sand, floating like scraps
of colored paper through a smooth wind heavy with music
as the hours run away like light water through the
fingers. But outside the house the Italian gardens
are open, little lanterns spot them like elf-lights,
shining on hedge-green, pale marble; the night is pallid
with near and crowded stars, the air warm as Summer
water, sweet as dear youth.
The unmasking is to take place at
midnight and it is past eleven when Oliver drops back
into the stag line after being stuck for a dance and
a half with a leaden-footed human flower-basket who
devoted the entire time to nervous giggles and the
single coy statement that she just knew he never could
guess who she was but she recognized him perfectly.
He starts looking around for Ted. There he is,
scanning the clown’s parade with the eyes of
an anxious hawk, disgruntled nervousness plain in every
line of his body. Then Oliver remembers that he
saw a slim Chinese girl in loose blue silks go off
the floor ten minutes or so ago with a tall musketeer.
He goes over and touches Ted on a particolored arm the
latter is dressed as a red and gilt harlequin and
feels the muscles he touches twitch under his hand.
“Cigarette? It’s
getting hotter than cotton in here they’ll
have to open more windows ”
“What?” Then recognizing
voice and glasses “Oh yeah guess so awful
mob, isn’t it?” and they thread their way
out into the cool.
They wander down from the porch and
into the gardens, past benches where the talk that
is going on seems to be chiefly in throaty undertones
and halts nervously as their steps crunch past.
“The beautiful and damned!”
says Oliver amusedly, then a little louder "Amusez
vous bien, mes enfants” at a small and carefully
modulated shriek that comes from the other side of
the low hedge, “The night’s still young.
But Good Lord, isn’t there any place in
the whole works where two respectable people can sit
without feeling like chaperones?”
They find one finally it
is at the far end of the gardens a seat
the only reason for whose obvious desertion seems
to be, comments Oliver, that some untactful person
has strung a dim but still visible lantern directly
above it and relapses upon it silently.
It is not until the first cigarettes of both are little
red dying stars on the grass beside them that either
really starts to talk.
“Cool,” says Oliver, stretching
his arms. The night lies over them light as spray a
great swimming bath and quietness of soft black, hushed
silver above them the whole radiant helmet
of heaven is white with its stars. From the house
they have left, glowing yellow in all its windows,
unreal against the night as if it were only a huge
flat toy made out of paper with a candle burning behind
it, comes music, blurred but insistent, faint as if
heard over water, dull and throbbing like horse-hoofs
muffled with leather treading a lonely road.
“Um. Good party.”
“Real Piper party, Ted.
And, speaking of Pipers, friend Peter certainly seems
to be enjoying himself ”
“Really?”
“Third bench on the left as
we came down. Never go to a costume-party dressed
as a dancing-bear if you want to get any quiet work
in on the side. Rule One of Crowe’s Social
Code for Our Own First Families.”
Ted chuckles uneasily and there is
silence for another while as they smoke. Both
are in very real need of talking to each other but
must feel their way a little carefully because they
are friends. Then
“I,” says Ted and
“You,” says Oliver, simultaneously.
Both laugh and the little tension that has grown up
between them snaps at once.
“I suppose you know that Nancy’s
and my engagement went bust about three weeks ago,”
begins Oliver with elaborate calm, his eyes fixed on
his shoes.
Ted clears his throat.
“Didn’t know.
Afraid it was something like that though way
you were looking,” he says, putting his words
one after the other, as slowly as if he were building
with children’s blocks. “What was
it? Don’t tell me unless you want to, of
course you know ”
“Want to, rather.”
Ted knows that he is smiling, and how, though he is
not looking at his face. “After all old
friends, all that. My dear old College chum,”
but the mockery breaks down. “My fault,
I guess,” he says in a voice like metal.
“It was, Ted. Acted like
a fool. And then, this waiting business not
much use going over that, now. But it’s
broken. Got my property such
as it was all back in a neat little parcel two weeks
ago. That’s why I quit friend Vanamee you
ought to have known from that.”
“Did, I suppose, only I hoped
it wasn’t. I’m damn sorry, Ollie.
“Thanks, Ted.”
They shake hands, but not theatrically.
“Oh well oh hell oh
dammit, you know how blasted sorry I am. That’s
all I can say, I guess ”
“Well, so am I. And it was my fault, chiefly.
And that’s all I can say.”
“Look here, though.”
Ted’s voice is doing its best to be logical in
spite of the fact that two things, the fact that he
is unutterably sorry for Oliver and the fact that
he mustn’t show it in silly ways, are fighting
in him like wrestlers. “Are you sure it’s
as bad as all that? I mean girls ”
Ted flounders hopelessly between his eagerness to
help and his knowledge that it will take ungodly tact.
“I mean, Nancy’s different all right but
they change their minds and they come around and ”
Oliver spreads out his hands.
It is somehow queerly comforting not to let himself
be comforted in any degree. “What’s
the use? Tried to explain got her
mother Nancy was out but she certainly left
a message easier if we never saw each other
again well Then she sent back
everything she knew I’d tried to phone
her tried to explain never a
word since then except my name and address on the
package oh it’s over, Ted. Feenee.
But it’s pretty well smashed me. For the
present, at least.”
“But if you started it,” Ted says stubbornly.
“Oh I did, of course gentlemanly
supposition anyhow that’s why don’t
you see?”
“Can’t say I do exactly.”
“Well?”
“Well?”
“We’re both of us too
proud, Ted. And too poor. And starting again can’t
you visualize it wouldn’t
be the way it was only both of us thinking
about that all the time and still
we couldn’t get married. I’ve got
less right than ever, now oh, but how could
we after what we’ve said ”
and this time his voice has lost all the attitudes
of youth, it is singularly older and seems to come
from the center of a place full of pain.
“I wish I could help, though, Ollie. You
know,” says Ted.
“Wish you could.” Then later, “Thanks.”
“Welcome.”
Both smoke and are silent for a time,
remembering small things out of the last eight years.
“But what are you going to do,
Ollie, now you’ve kissed the great god Advertising
a fond good-by?”
Ollie stirs uneasily.
“Dunno exactly.
I told you about those two short stories Easten wanted
me to take out of my novel? Well, I’ve done
it and sent ’em in and he’ll
buy ’em all right.”
“That’s fine!”
“It’s a little money, anyhow. And
then remember Dick Lamoureux?”
“Yes.”
“Got a letter from him right
after I came back from St. Louis.
Well, he’s got a big job with the American Express
in Paris European Advertising Manager or
something like that he’s been crazy
to have either of us come over ever since that idea
of the three of us getting an apartment on the Rive
Gauche fell through. Well, he says, if I can
come over, he’ll get me some sort of a job not
much to go on at first but they want people who are
willing to stay enough to live on anyway I
want to get out of the country, Ted.”
“Should think you would.
Good Lord Paris! Why you lucky, lucky
Indian!” says Ted affectionately. “When’ll
you leave?” “Don’t know. He
said cable him if I really decided think
I will. They need men and I can get a fair enough
letter from Vanamee. I’ve been thinking
it over ever since the letter came wondering
if I’d take it. Think I will now. Well.”
“Well, I wish I was going along, Crowe.”
And this time Oliver is really able to smile.
“No, you don’t.”
“Oh well but, honestly well,
no, I suppose I don’t. And I suppose that’s
something you know all about, too, you private
detective!”
“Private detective! Why,
you poor ass, if you haven’t noticed how I’ve
been playing godmother to you all the way through this
house-party ”
“I have. I suppose I’d
thank anybody else. Coming from you, though, I
can only say that such was both my hope and my expectation.”
“Oh, you perfect ass!” Both laugh,
a little unsteadily.
“Well, Ollie, what think?”
says Ted, finding some difficulty with his words for
some reason or other.
“Think? Can’t tell,
my amorous child. Coldly considered, I think you’ve
got a good show and I’m very strong
for it, needless to say and if you don’t
go and put it over pretty soon I’ll be intensely
annoyed one of the pleasures I’ve
promised myself for years and years has been getting
most disgracefully fried at your wedding, Ted.”
“Well, tonight is going to be
zero hour, I think.” Ted proceeds with a
try at being flippant and Oliver cackles with mirth.
“I knew it. I knew it.
Old Uncle Ollie, the Young Proposer’s Guide and
Pocket Companion.” Then his voice changes.
“Luck,” he says briefly.
“Thanks. Need it.”
“Of course I’m not worthy,” Ted
begins diffidently but Oliver stops him.
“They never are. I wasn’t.
But that doesn’t make any difference. You’ve
got to n’est-ce pas?”
“You old bum! Yes. But when I think
of it ”
“Don’t”
“But leaving out everything
else it seems so damned cheeky! When
Elinor’s got everything, including all the money
in the world, and I ”
“We talked that over a long
time ago, remember? And remember what we decided that
it didn’t matter, in this year and world at least.
Of course I’m assuming that you’re really
in love with her ”
“I am,” from Ted very soberly. “Oh
I am, all right.”
“Well then, go ahead. And,
Theodore, I shall watch your antic motions with the
greatest sarcastic delight, both now and in the future either
way it breaks. Moreover I’ll take anybody
out of the action that you don’t want around and
if there were anything else I could do ”
“Got to win off my own service,”
says Ted. “You know. But thanks all
the same. Only when I think of some
incidents of Paris and how awful near I’ve
come to making a complete fool of myself with that
Severance woman in the last month well ”
“Look here, Ted.”
Oliver is really worried. “You’re
not going to let that interfere are
you? Right now?”
“I’ve got to tell her.”
Ted’s smile is a trifle painful. “Got
to, you know. Oh not that. But France.
The whole business.”
“But good heavens, man, you
aren’t going to make it the start of the conversation?”
“Well maybe not.
But it’s all got to be explained.
Only way I’ll ever feel decent and
I don’t suppose I’ll feel too decent then.”
“But Ted oh it’s
your game, of course. Only I don’t think
it’s being fair to either
of you to tell her just now.”
“Can’t help it, Ollie.”
Ted’s face sets into what Oliver once christened
his “mule-look.” “I’ve
thought it over backwards and sideways and all around
the block and I can’t squirm out of
it because it’ll be incredibly hard to do.
As a matter of fact,” he pauses, “it’ll
tell itself, you know, probably,” he ends, more
prophetically than he would probably care to know.
“Well, I simply don’t see ”
“Must,” and after
that Oliver knows there is very little good of arguing
the point much further. He has known Ted for eight
years without finding out that a certain bitter and
Calvinistic penchant for self-crucifixion is one of
his ruling forces and one of those least
easily deduced from his externals. Still he makes
a last effort.
“Now don’t start getting
all tied up about that. Keep your mind on Elinor.”
“That’s not hard.”
“Good I see that
you have all the proper reactions. And you’ll
excuse me for saying that I don’t think
she’s too good for you and even if
she were she’d have to marry somebody, you know and
when you put it, put it straight, and let Paris and
everything else you’re worrying about go plumb
to hell! And that’s good advice.”
“I know it. I’ll tell you of course.”
“Well, I should think you would!”
Oliver looks at his watch. “Great
Scott they’ll be unmasking in twenty
minutes. And I’ve got to go back and cut
Juliet out of the herd and take her to supper ”
They rise and look at each other. Then
“Hope this is the last time,
Ted, old fel which isn’t any
reflection on the last eight years odd,” says
Oliver slowly, and their hands grip once and hard.
Then they both start talking fast as they walk back
to the house to cover the unworthy emotion. But
just as they are going in the door, Oliver hisses
into Ted’s ear, an advisory whisper,
“Now go and eat all the supper you can, you
idiot it always helps.”