Miss DELVES to the same.
Barford Abbey.
Lost my heart again! Be
not surpriz’d, Madam; I lose and find it ten
times a day; yet it never strays from Barford
Abbey. The last account you had from me
it was button’d inside Mr. Morgan’s hunting-frock: since
that, it has been God knows with whom: sometimes
wrapt in a red coat; sometimes in a blue; sometimes
in a green: but finding many competitors
flew to black, where it now lies snug, warm, and easy. Restless
creature! I will never take it home again.
What think you, Madam, of a Dean for a son-in-law?
What do I think? you say. Why
the gentlemen of the church have too much sense and
gravity to take my madcap off my hands. Well,
Madam, but suppose the Dean of H
now you look pleas’d. Oh, the Dean
of H! What the Dean,
Bessy, that Lady Mary used to talk of: the
Dean that married Mr. and Mrs. Powis.
As sure as I live, Madam, the very
man: and to-morrow, to-morrow
at ten, he is to unite their lovely daughter with
Lord Darcey. Am I not very good, extremely
good, indeed, to sit down and write, when
every person below is solacing themselves on the approach
of this happy festival?
I would suffer shipwreck ten times; ten
times would I be drove on uninhabited islands, for
such a husband as Lord Darcey. Miss Powis’s
danger was only imaginary, yet she must be so
rewarded. Well, she shall be rewarded: she
ought to be rewarded: Lord Darcey
shall reward her.
But is it not very hard upon
your poor girl, that all the young smarts
we brought down, and that which we found here, should have
disposd of their hearts? All; even Lord Hallum, he who used to boast
so much of freedom, now owns he has disposd of his.
But to whom? Aye: thats a question.
They think, perhaps, the old
stuff will do well enough for poor me! Thanks
to my genius, I can set my cap at any thing.
Why there’s something tolerable
in the sound of a Dean’s Lady Let
me see if it will do. “The Deans’s
coach; the Dean’s servants.” Something
better this than a plain Mr.
Here comes Miss Powis. Now shall
I be forc’d to huddle this into my pocket. I
am resolv’d she shall not see the preferment
I have chalk’d out for myself. No,
no; I must be secret, or I shall have it taken from
me.
This Miss Powis, this
very dutiful young Lady, that I used to have set up for a pattern, now tells me that
I must write no more; that you will
not expect to hear from me ’till the next post. If
I must take Miss Powis’s advice in everything; if
I must be guided by her; you
know who said this, Madam; why then
there is an end of my scribbling for this night. But
remember it is not my fault. No,
indeed, I was sat down as sober sedate as could be. Quite
fit for a Dean’s Lady? Yes; quite
fit, indeed. Now comes Lady Elizabeth and
Lady Sophia. Well, it is impossible, I find,
to be dutiful in this house.
Thursday, twelve o’clock at noon.
Bless my soul! one would think I was
the bride by my shaking and quaking! Miss Powis
is Lady Darcey. Down drops my
letter: Yes, dear Madam, I see you drop
it to run and tell my father.
I may write on now; I
may do what I will; Lord and Lady Darcey
are every thing with every body Well
as I love them, I was not present at the ceremony: I
don’t know why neither. Not a soul
but attended, except your poor foolish girl At
the window I stood to see them go, and never stirr’d
a step ’till they return’d. Mr.
Molesworth gave her away. I vow I thought
near as handsome as the bridegroom. But
what signifies my thinking him handsome? I’ll
ask Lady Elizabeth by and bye what she thinks. Now
for a little about it, before I ature myself with
implements of destruction. The Dean is not
quite dead yet; but if he live out this day, I
say, he is invulnerable.
Let us hear no more of yourself: tell
us of Lord and Lady Darcey
Have patience, Madam, and I will,
Well, their dress? Why
their faces were dress’d in smiles of
love: Nature’s charms should always
take place of art. You see with what order
I proceed.
Lord Darcey was dress’d in white
richly lac’d with gold; Lady Darcey
in a white lutestring negligee nounc’d deep
with a silver net; no cap, a diamond sprig;
her hair without powder; a diamond necklace and sleeve-knots; bracelets
set round with diamonds; and let me tell you, her
jewels are a present from my first Adorable; on
the knowledge of which I discarded him. No,
no, Mr. Morgan; you are not a jewel of yourself
neither. Lady Darcey would have wore quite
a morning dishabille, if the vain old Gentleman had
not requested the contrary: so forsooth,
to humour him, we must be all put out of our way.
There they are on the lawn, as I hope
to live, going to invite in Cæsar. Only
an old dog, Madam, that lives betwixt this house and
the steward’s.
Lady Elizabeth and Mr. Molesworth,
Lady Sophia and Captain Risby, Oh, I long
to be with you! throw no more gravel to
my window. I will be dutiful; in
spite of your allurements, I will.
I left them in the library, inspecting
a very charming piece, just brought from Brandon Lodge,
done by the hand of Lady Mary Sutton. Upon
my word, they have soon conn’d it over: but
I have not told you it is the portraits of Mr. and
Mrs. Powis; my dear Dean too joining their hands.
God defend me! there he is, hopping
out. I wish he had kept within. Why,
Sir, I should have been down in a moment: then
we might have had the most comfortable tete-a-tete.
Seriously, Madam now I
am really serious can you believe,
after beholding Lord and Lady Darcey, I will ever
be content with a moderate share of happiness? No,
I will die first. To see them at this instant
would be an antidote for indifference. Not
any thing of foolish fondness: no; that
will never be seen in Lord and Lady Darcey. Their
happiness is not confin’d: we are
all refreshed by it: it pours forth from
their homes like streams flowing from a pure terrain. I
think I said I could not go to church: no,
not for the world would I have gone: I
expected Miss Powis would be crying, fainting, and
I know not what. Instead of all this fuss,
not a tear was shed. I thought every body
cried when they were married: those that
had, or had not cause. Well,
I am determin’d to appear satisfied, however,
if the yoke is a little galling.
How charming look’d Miss Powis,
when she smil’d on Lord Darcey! On
Lord Darcey? On every body I mean. And
for him But I must forget his air, his
words, his looks, if ever I intend to say
love, honour, and obey. Once I am brought
to say love, honour and obey will slide
off glibly enough. I must go down amongst them.
Believe me, Madam, I shut myself up to write against
intreaties, against the most persuasive
eloquence.
This is the day when the Powis family
are crown’d with felicity. I think
on it with rapture. I will set it down on
the heart of your dutiful and affectionate
E. Delves.