When the life of a person, whose wit
and genius raised him to an eminence among writers
of the first class, is written by one of uncommon
abilities: One possess’d of the power
(as Shakespear says) of looking quite thro’
the deeds of men; we are furnished with one of
the highest entertainments a man can enjoy: Such
an author also presents us with a true picture of
human nature, which affords us the most ample instruction: He
discerns the passions which play about the heart; and
while he is astonished with the high efforts of genius,
is at the same time enabled to observe nature as it
really is, and how distant from perfection mankind
are in this world, even in the most refined state of
humanity. Such an intellectual feast they enjoy,
who peruse the life of this great author, drawn by
the masterly and impartial hand of lord Orrery.
We there discern the greatness and weakness of Dean
Swift; we discover the patriot, the genius, and the
humourist; the peevish master, the ambitious statesman,
the implacable enemy, and the warm friend. His
mixed qualities and imperfections are there candidly
marked: His errors and virtues are so strongly
represented, that while we reflect upon his virtues,
we forget he had so many failings; and when we consider
his errors, we are disposed to think he had fewer
virtues. With such candour and impartiality has
lord Orrery drawn the portrait of Swift; and, as every
biographer ought to do, has shewn us the man as he
really was.
Upon this account given by his lordship,
is the following chiefly built. It shall be our
business to take notice of the most remarkable passages
of the life of Swift; to omit no incidents that can
be found concerning him, and as our propos’d
bounds will not suffer us to enlarge, we shall endeavour
to display, with as much conciseness as possible, those
particulars which may be most entertaining to the reader.
He was born in Dublin, November the
30th, 1667, and was carried into England soon after
his birth, by his nurse, who being obliged to cross
the sea, and having a nurse’s fondness for the
child at her breast, convey’d him ship-board
without the knowledge of his mother or relations,
and kept him with her at Whitehaven in Cumberland,
during her residence about three-years in that place.
This extraordinary event made his return seem as if
he had been transplanted to Ireland, rather than that
he owed his original existence to that soil. But
perhaps he tacitly hoped to inspire different nations
with a contention for his birth; at least in his angry
moods, when he was peevish and provoked at the ingratitude
of Ireland, he was frequently heard to say, ’I
am not of this vile country, I am an Englishman.’
Such an assertion tho’ meant figuratively, was
often received literally; and the report was still
farther propagated by Mr. Pope, who in one of his letters
has this expression. ‘Tho’ one, or
two of our friends are gone, since you saw your native
country, there remain a few.’ But doctor
Swift, in his cooler hours, never denied his country:
On the contrary he frequently mentioned, and pointed
out, the house where he was born.
The other suggestion concerning the
illegitimacy of his birth, is equally false.
Sir William Temple was employed as a minister abroad,
from the year 1665, to the year 1670; first at Brussels,
and afterwards at the Hague, as appears by his correspondence
with the earl of Arlington, and other ministers of
state. So that Dr. Swift’s mother, who
never crossed the sea, except from England to Ireland,
was out of all possibility of a personal correspondence
with Sir William Temple, till some years after her
son’s birth. Dr. Swift’s ancestors
were persons of decent and reputable characters.
His grand-father was the Revd. Mr. Thomas Swift,
vicar of Goodridge, near Ross in Herefordshire.
He enjoyed a paternal estate in that county, which
is still in possession of his great-grandson, Dean
Swift, Esq; He died in the year 1658, leaving five
sons, Godwin, Thomas, Dryden, Jonathan, and Adam.
Two of them only, Godwin and Jonathan,
left sons. Jonathan married Mrs. Abigail Erick
of Leicestershire, by whom he had one daughter and
a son. The daughter was born in the first year
of Mr. Swift’s marriage; but he lived not to
see the birth of his son, who was born two months after
his death, and became afterwards the famous Dean of
St. Patrick’s.
The greatest part of Mr. Jonathan
Swift’s income had depended upon agencies, and
other employments of that kind; so that most of his
fortune perished with him, and the remainder being
the only support that his widow could enjoy, the care,
tuition, and expence of her two children devolved
upon her husband’s elder brother, Mr. Godwin
Swift, who voluntarily became their guardian, and
supplied the loss which they had sustained in a father.
The faculties of the mind appear and
shine forth at different ages in different men.
The infancy of Dr. Swift pass’d on without any
marks of distinction. At six years old he was
sent to school at Kilkenny, and about eight years
afterwards he was entered a student of Trinity College
in Dublin. He lived there in perfect regularity,
and under an entire obedience to the statutes; but
the moroseness of his temper rendered him very unacceptable
to his companions, so that he was little regarded,
and less beloved, nor were the academical exercises
agreeable to his genius. He held logic and metaphysics
in the utmost contempt; and he scarce considered mathematics,
and natural philosophy, unless to turn them into ridicule.
The studies which he followed were history and poetry.
In these he made a great progress, but to all other
branches of science, he had given so very little application,
that when he appeared as a candidate for the degree
of batchelor of arts, he was set aside on account
of insufficiency.
’This, says lord Orrery, is
a surprising incident in his life, but it is undoubtedly
true; and even at last he obtained his admission Speciali
Gratia. A phrase which in that university
carries with it the utmost marks of reproach.
It is a kind of dishonourable degree, and the record
of it (notwithstanding Swift’s present established
character throughout the learned world) must for ever
remain against him in the academical register at Dublin.’
The more early disappointments happen
in life, the deeper impression they make upon the
heart. Swift was full of indignation at the treatment
he received in Dublin; and therefore resolved to pursue
his studies at Oxford. However, that he might
be admitted Ad Eundem, he was obliged to carry with
him the testimonium of his degree. The expression
Speciali Gratia is so peculiar to the university
of Dublin, that when Mr. Swift exhibited his testimonium
at Oxford, the members of the English university concluded,
that the words Speciali Grata must signify a degree
conferred in reward of extraordinary diligence and
learning. It is natural to imagine that he did
not try to undeceive them; he was entered in Hart-Hall,
now Hartford-College, where he resided till he took
his degree of master of arts in the year 1691.
Dr. Swift’s uncle, on whom he
had placed his chief dépendance, dying in the
Revolution year, he was supported chiefly by the bounty
of Sir William Temple, to whose lady he was a distant
relation. Acts of generosity seldom meet with
their just applause. Sir William Temple’s
friendship was immediately construed to proceed from
a consciousness that he was the real father of Mr.
Swift, otherwise it was thought impossible he could
be so uncommonly munificent to a young man, so distantly
related to his wife.
’I am not quite certain, (says
his noble Biographer) that Swift himself did not acquiesce
in the calumny; perhaps like Alexander, he thought
the natural son of Jupiter would appear greater than
the legitimate son of Philip.’
As soon as Swift quitted the university,
he lived with Sir William Temple as his friend, and
domestic companion. When he had been about two
years in the family of his patron, he contracted a
very long, and dangerous illness, by eating an immoderate
quantity of fruit. To this surfeit he used to
ascribe the giddiness in his head, which, with intermissions
sometimes of a longer, and sometimes of a shorter
continuance, pursued him till it seemed to compleat
its conquest, by rendering him the exact image of
one of his own STRULDBRUGGS; a miserable spectacle,
devoid of every appearance of human nature, except
the outward form.
After Swift had sufficiently recovered
to travel, he went into Ireland to try the effects
of his native air; and he found so much benefit by
the journey, that pursuant to his own inclinations
he soon returned into England, and was again most
affectionately received by Sir William Temple, whose
house was now at Sheen, where he was often visited
by King William. Here Swift had frequent opportunities
of conversing with that prince; in some of which conversations
the king offered to make him a captain of horse:
An offer, which in his splenetic dispositions, he
always seemed sorry to have refused; but at that time
he had resolved within his own mind to take orders,
and during his whole life his resolutions, like the
decrees of fate, were immoveable. Thus determined,
he again went over to Ireland, and immediately inlisted
himself under the banner of the church. He was
recommended to lord Capel, then Lord-Deputy, who gave
him, the first vacancy, a prebend, of which the income
was about a hundred pounds a year.
Swift soon grew weary of a preferment,
which to a man of his ambition was far from being
sufficiently considerable. He resigned his prebend
in favour of a friend, and being sick of solitude
he returned to Sheen, were he lived domestically as
usual, till the death of Sir William Temple; who besides
a legacy in money, left to him the care and trust of
publishing his posthumous works.
During Swift’s residence with
Sir William Temple he became intimately acquainted
with a lady, whom he has distinguished, and often celebrated,
under the name of Stella. The real name of this
lady was Johnson. She was the daughter of Sir
William Temple’s steward; and the concealed but
undoubted wife of doctor Swift. Sir William Temple
bequeathed her in his will 1000 l. as an acknowledgment
of her father’s faithful services. In the
year 1716 she was married to doctor Swift, by doctor
Ashe, then bishop of Clogher.
The reader must observe, there was
a long interval between the commencement of his acquaintance
with Stella, and the time of making her his wife,
for which (as it appears he was fond of her from the
beginning of their intimacy) no other cause can be
assigned, but that the same unaccountable humour,
which had so long detained him from marrying, prevented
him from acknowledging her after she was his wife.
’Stella (says lord Orrery) was
a most amiable woman both in mind and person:
She had an elevated understanding, with all the delicacy,
and softness of her own sex. Her voice, however
sweet in itself, was still rendered more harmonious
by what she said. Her wit was poignant without
severity: Her manners were humane, polite, easy
and unreserved. Wherever she came, she
attracted attention and esteem. As virtue was
her guide in morality, sincerity was her guide in
religion. She was constant, but not ostentatious
in her devotions: She was remarkably prudent
in her conversation: She had great skill in music;
and was perfectly well versed in all the lesser arts
that employ a lady’s leisure. Her wit allowed
her a fund of perpetual cheerfulness within proper
limits. She exactly answered the description of
Penelope in Homer.
A woman, loveliest of the lovely kind,
In body perfect, and compleat in mind.’
Such was this amiable lady, yet, with
all these advantages, she could never prevail on Dr.
Swift to acknowledge her openly as his wife. A
great genius must tread in unbeaten paths, and deviate
from the common road of life; otherwise a diamond
of so much lustre might have been publickly produced,
although it had been fixed within the collet of matrimony:
But that which diminished the value of this inestimable
jewel in Swift’s eye was the servile state of
her father.
Ambition and pride, the predominant
principles which directed all the actions of Swift,
conquered reason and justice; and the vanity of boasting
such a wife was suppressed by the greater vanity of
keeping free from a low alliance. Dr. Swift and
Mrs. Johnson continued the same oeconomy of life after
marriage, which they had pursued before it. They
lived in separate houses; nothing appeared in their
behaviour inconsistent in their decorum, and beyond
the limits of platonic love. However unaccountable
this renunciation of marriage rites might appear to
the world, it certainly arose, not from any consciousness
of a too near consanguinity between him and Mrs. Johnson,
although the general voice of some was willing to
make them both the natural children of Sir William
Temple. Dr. Swift, (says lord Orrery) was not
of that opinion, for the same false pride which induced
him to deny the legitimate daughter of an obscure
servant, might have prompted him to own the natural
daughter of Sir William Temple.
It is natural to imagine, that a woman
of Stella’s delicacy must repine at such an
extraordinary situation. The outward honours she
received are as frequently bestowed upon a mistress
as a wife; she was absolutely virtuous, and was yet
obliged to submit to all the appearances of vice.
Inward anxiety affected by degrees the calmness of
her mind, and the strength of her body. She died
towards the end of January 1727, absolutely destroy’d
by the peculiarity of her fate; a fate which perhaps
she could not have incurred by an alliance with any
other person in the world.
Upon the death of Sir William Temple,
Swift came to London, and took the earliest opportunity
of delivering a petition to King William, under the
claim of a promise made by his majesty to Sir William
Temple, that Mr. Swift should have the first vacancy
which might happen among the prebends of Westminster
or Canterbury. But this promise was either totally
forgotten, or the petition which Mr. Swift presented
was drowned amidst the clamour of more urgent addresses.
From this first disappointment may be dated that bitterness
towards kings and courtiers, which is to be found
so universally dispersed throughout his works.
After a long and fruitless attendance
at Whitehall, Swift reluctantly gave up all thoughts
of a settlement in England: Pride prevented him
from remaining longer in a state of servility and contempt.
He complied therefore with an invitation from the
earl of Berkley (appointed one of the Lords Justices
in Ireland) to attend him as his chaplain, and private
secretary. Lord Berkley landed near Waterford,
and Mr. Swift acted as secretary during the whole
journey to Dublin. But another of lord Berkley’s
attendants, whose name was Bush, had by this time
insinuated himself into the earl’s favour, and
had whispered to his lordship, that the post of secretary
was not proper for a clergyman, to whom only church
preferments could be suitable or advantageous.
Lord Berkley listened perhaps too attentively to these
insinuations, and making some slight apology to Mr.
Swift, divested him of that office, and bestowed it
upon Mr. Bush.
Here again was another disappointment,
and a fresh object of indignation. The treatment
was thought injurious, and Swift expressed his sensibility
of it in a short but satyrical copy of verses, intitled
the Discovery. However, during the government
of the Earls of Berkley and Galway, who were jointly
Lords Justices of Ireland, two livings, Laracor and
Rathbeggan, were given to Mr. Swift. The first
of these rectories was worth about 200, and the latter
about 60 l. a year; and they were the only church
preferments which he enjoyed till he was appointed
Dean of St. Patrick’s, in the year 1713.
Lord Orrery gives the following instances
of his humour and of his pride.
As soon as he had taken possession
of his two livings, he went to reside at Laracor,
and gave public notice to his parishioners, that he
would read prayers on every Wednesday and Friday.
Upon the subsequent Wednesday the bell was rung, and
the rector attended in his desk, when after having
sat some time, and finding the congregation to consist
only of himself and his clerk Roger, he began with
great composure and gravity; but with a turn peculiar
to himself. “Dearly beloved Roger, the
scripture moveth you and me in sundry places, &c.”
And then proceeded regularly thro’ the whole
service. This trifling circumstance serves to
shew; that he could not resist a vein of humour, whenever
he had an opportunity of exerting it.
The following is the instance of his
pride. While Swift was chaplain to lord Berkley,
his only sister, by the consent and approbation of
her uncle and relations, was married to a man in trade,
whose fortune, character, and situation were esteemed
by all her friends, and suitable to her in every respect.
But the marriage was intirely disagreeable
to her brother. It seemed to interrupt those
ambitious views he had long since formed: He grew
outragious at the thoughts of being brother-in law
to a trademan. He utterly refused all reconciliation
with his father; nor would he even listen to the entreaties
of his mother, who came over to Ireland under the
strongest hopes of pacifying his anger; having in every
other instance found him a dutiful and obedient son:
But his pride was not to be conquered, and Mrs. Swift
finding her son inflexible, hastened back to Leicester,
where she continued till her death.
During his mother’s life time,
he scarce ever failed to pay her an annual visit.
But his manner of travelling was as singular as any
other of his actions. He often went in a waggon,
but more frequently walked from Holyhead to Leicester,
London, or any other part of England. He generally
chose to dine with waggoners, ostlers, and persons
of that rank; and he used to lye at night in houses
where he found written over the door, Lodgings for
a Penny. He delighted in scenes of low life.
The vulgar dialect was not only a fund of humour for
him; but seems to have been acceptable to his nature,
as appears from the many filthy ideas, and indecent
expressions found throughout his works.
A strict residence in a country place
was not in the least suitable to the restless temper
of Swift. He was perpetually making excursions
not only to Dublin, and other places in Ireland, but
likewise to London; so rambling a disposition occasioned
to him a considerable loss. The rich deanery
of Derry became vacant at this time, and was intended
for him by lord Berkley, if Dr. King, then bishop
of Derry, and afterwards archbishop of Dublin, had
not interposed; entreating with great earnestness,
that the deanery might be given to some grave and elderly
divine, rather than to so young a man ’because
(added the bishop) the situation of Derry is in the
midst of Presbyterians, and I should be glad of a
clergyman, who might be of assistance to me. I
have no objection to Mr. Swift. I know him to
be a sprightly ingenious young man; but instead of
residing, I dare say he will be eternally flying backwards
and forwards to London; and therefore I entreat that
he may be provided for in some other place.’
Swift was accordingly set aside on
account of youth, and from the year 1702, to the change
of the ministry in the year 1710, few circumstances
of his life can be found sufficiently material to be
inserted here. From this last period, ’till
the death of Queen Anne, we find him fighting on the
side of the Tories, and maintaining their cause in
pamphlets, poems, and weekly papers. In one of
his letters to Mr. Pope he has this expression, ’I
have conversed, in some freedom, with more ministers
of state, of all parties, than usually happens to
men of my level; and, I confess, in their capacity
as ministers I look upon them as a race of people,
whose acquaintance no man would court otherwise, than
on the score of vanity and ambition.’ A
man always appears of more consequence to himself,
than he is in reality to any other person. Such,
perhaps, was the case of Dr. Swift. He knew how
useful he was to the administration in general; and
in one of his letters he mentions, that the place
of historiographer was intended for him; but in this
particular he flattered himself; at least, he remained
without any preferment ’till the year 1713,
when he was made dean of St. Patrick’s.
In point of power and revenue, such a deanery might
be esteemed no inconsiderable promotion; but to an
ambitious mind, whose perpetual view was a settlement
in England, a dignity in any other country must appear
only a profitable and an honourable kind of banishment.
It is very probable, that the temper of Swift might
occasion his English friends to wish him promoted
at a distance. His spirit was ever untractable.
The motions of his genius were often irregular.
He assumed more of the air of a patron, than of a
friend. He affected rather to dictate than advise.
He was elated with the appearance of enjoying ministerial
confidence. He enjoyed the shadow indeed, but
the substance was detained from him. He was employed,
not entrusted; and at the same time he imagined himself
a subtle diver, who dextrously shot down into the
profoundest regions of politics, he was suffered only
to sound the shallows nearest the shore, and was scarce
admitted to descend below the froth at the top.
Swift was one of those strange kind of Tories, who
lord Bolingbroke, in his letter to Sir William Wyndham,
calls the Whimsicals, that is, they were Tories attach’d
to the Hanoverian succession. This kind of Tory
is so incongruous a creature, that it is a wonder
ever such a one existed. Mrs. Pilkington informs
us, that Swift had written A Defence of the last Ministers
of Queen Anne, from an intention of restoring the
Pretender, which Mr. Pope advised him to destroy,
as not one word of it was true. Bolingbroke, by
far the most accomplished man in that ministry (for
Oxford was, in comparison of him, a statesman of no
compass) certainly aimed at the restoration of the
exiled family, however he might disguise to some people
his real intentions, under the masque of being a Hanoverian
Tory. This serves to corroberate the observation
which lord Orrery makes of Swift: ’that
he was employed, not trusted, &c.’
By réflexions of this sort, says
lord Orrery, we may account for his disappointment
of an English bishopric. A disappointment, which,
he imagined, he owed to a joint application, made
against him to the Queen, by Dr. Sharp, archbishop
of York, and by a lady of the highest rank and character.
Archbishop Sharpe, according to Swift’s account,
had represented him to the Queen as a person, who
was no Christian; the great lady had supported the
assertion, and the Queen, upon such assurances, had
given away the bishopric, contrary to her Majesty’s
intentions. Swift kept himself, indeed, within
some tolerable bounds when he spoke of the Queen;
but his indignation knew no limits when he mentioned
the archbishop, or the lady.
Most people are fond of a settlement
in their native country, but Swift had not much reason
to rejoice in the land where his lot had fallen; for
upon his arrival in Ireland to take possesion of the
deanery, he found the violence of party raging in
that kingdom to the highest degree. The common
people were taught to consider him as a Jacobite, and
they proceeded so far in their detestation, as to
throw stones and dirt at him as he passed thro’
the streets. The chapter of St. Patrick’s,
like the rest of the kingdom, received him with great
reluctance. They opposed him in every point he
proposed. They avoided him as a pestilence, and
resisted him as an invader and an enemy to his country.
Such was his first reception, as dean of St. Patrick’s.
Fewer talents, and less firmness must have yielded
to so outrageous an opposition. He had seen enough
of human nature to be convinced that the passions of
low, self-interested minds ebb and flow continually.
They love they know not whom, they hate they know
not why. They are captivated by words, guided
by names, and governed by accidents. But to few
the strange revolutions in this world, Dr. Swift,
who was now the detestion of the Irish rabble, lived
to be afterwards the most absolute monarch over them,
that ever governed men. His first step was to
reduce to reason and obedience his revd. brethren
the the chapter of St. Patrick’s; in which he
succeeded so perfectly, and so speedily, that, in a
short time after his arrival, not one member in that
body offered to contradict him, even in trifles:
on the contrary, they held him in the highest respect
and veneration, so that he sat in the Chapter-House,
like Jupiter in the Synod of the Gods.
In the beginning of the year 1714
Swift returned to England. He found his great
friends, who sat in the seat of power, much disunited
among themselves. He saw the Queen declining
in her health, and distressed in her situation; while
faction was exerting itself, and gathering new strength
every day. He exerted the utmost of his skill
to unite the ministers, and to cement the apertures
of the state: but he found his pains fruitless,
his arguments unavailing, and his endeavours, like
the stone of Sisyphus, rolling back upon himself.
He retired to a friend’s house in Berkshire,
where he remained ’till the Queen died.
So fatal an event terminated all his views in England,
and made him return as fast as possible to his deanery
in Ireland, oppressed with grief and discontent.
His hopes in England were now crushed for ever.
As Swift was well known to have been attached to the
Queen’s last ministry, he met with several indignities
from the populace, and, indeed, was equally abused
by persons of all ranks and denominations. Such
a treatment soured his temper, confined his acquaintance,
and added bitterness to his stile.
From the year 1714, ’till he
appeared in the year 1720 a champion for Ireland,
against Wood’s halfpence, his spirit of politics
and patriotism was kept almost closely confined within
his own breast. Idleness and trifles engrossed
too many of his leisure hours; fools and sycophants
too much of his conversation. His attendance upon
the public service of the church was regular and uninterrupted;
and indeed regularity was peculiar to all his actions,
even in the meerest trifles. His hours of walking
and reading never varied. His motions were guided
by his watch, which was so constantly held in his
hand, or placed before him on the table, that he seldom
deviated many minutes in the revolution of his exercises
and employments. In the year 1720 he began to
re-assume, in some degree, the character of a political
writer. A small pamphlet in defence of the Irish
Manufactures was his first essay in Ireland in that
kind of writing, and to that pamphlet he owed the turn
of the popular tide in his favour. It was entitled,
A Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufacture
in Clothes and Furniture of Houses, &c. utterly rejecting
and renouncing every thing wearable that comes from
England. This proposal immediately raised a very
violent flame. The Printer was prosecuted, and
the prosecution had the same effect, which generally
attends those kind of measures. It added fuel
to flame. But his greatest enemies must confess,
that the pamphlet is written in the stile of a man
who had the good of his country nearest his heart,
who saw her errors, and wished to correct them; who
felt her oppressions, and wished to relieve them;
and who had a desire to rouze and awaken an indolent
nation from a lethargic disposition, that might prove
fatal to her constitution. This temporary opposition
but increased the stream of his popularity. He
was now looked upon in a new light, and was distinguished
by the title of THE DEAN, and so high a degree of popularity
did he attain, as to become an arbitrator, in disputes
of property, amongst his neighbours; nor did any man
dare to appeal from his opinion, or murmur at his
decrees.
But the popular affection, which the
dean had hitherto acquired, may be said not to have
been universal, ’till the publication of the
Drapier’s Letters, which made all ranks, and
all professions unanimous in his applause. The
occasion of those letters was, a scarcity of copper
coin in Ireland, to so great a degree, that, for some
time past, the chief manufacturers throughout the
kingdom were obliged to pay their workmen in pieces
of tin, or in other tokens of suppositious value.
Such a method was very disadvantageous to the lower
parts of traffic, and was in general an impediment
to the commerce of the state. To remedy this
evil, the late King granted a patent to one Wood, to
coin, during the term of fourteen years, farthings
and halfpence in England, for the use of Ireland,
to the value of a certain Aim specified. These
halfpence and farthings were to be received by those
persons, who would voluntarily accept them. But
the patent was thought to be of such dangerous consequence
to the public, and of such exorbitant advantage to
the patentee, that the dean, under the character of
M. B. Drapier, wrote a Letter to the People, warning
them not to accept Wood’s halfpence and farthings,
as current coin. This first letter was succeeded
by several others to the same purpose, all which are
inserted in his works.
At the sound of the Drapier’s
trumpet, a spirit arose among the people. Persons
of all ranks, parties and denominations, were convinced
that the admission of Wood’s copper must prove
fatal to the commonwealth. The Papist, the Fanatic,
the Tory, the Whig, all listed themselves volunteers,
under the banner of the Drapier, and were all equally
zealous to serve the common cause. Much heat,
and many fiery speeches against the administration
were the consequence of this union; nor had the flames
been allayed, notwithstanding threats and proclamations,
had not the coin been totally suppressed, and Wood
withdrawn his patent. The name of Augustus was
not bestowed upon Octavius Cæsar with more universal
approbation, than the name of the Drapier was bestowed
upon the dean. He had no sooner assumed his new
cognomen, than he became the idol of the people of
Ireland, to a degree of devotion, that in the most
superstitious country, scarce any idol ever obtained.
Libations to his health were poured out as frequent
as to the immortal memory of King William. His
effigies was painted in every street in Dublin.
Acclamations and vows for his prosperity attended his
footsteps wherever he passed. He was consulted
in all points relating to domestic policy in general,
and to the trade of Ireland in particular; but he was
more immediately looked upon as the legislator of
the Weavers, who frequently came in a body, consisting
of 40 or 50 chiefs of their trade, to receive his
advice in settling the rates of their manufactures,
and the wages of their journeymen. He received
their address with less majesty than sternness, and
ranging his subjects in a circle round his parlour,
spoke as copiously, and with as little difficulty
and hesitation, to the several points in which they
supplicated his assistance, as if trade had been the
only study and employment of his life. When elections
were depending for the city of Dublin, many Corporations
refused to declare themselves, ’till they had
consulted his sentiments and inclinations, which were
punctually followed with equal chearfulness and submission.
In this state of power, and popular
admiration, he remained ’till he lost his senses;
a loss which he seemed to foresee, and prophetically
lamented to many of his friends. The total deprivation
of his senses came upon him by degrees. In the
year 1736 he was seized with a violent fit of giddiness;
he was at that time writing a satirical poem, called
The Legion Club; but he found the effects of his giddiness
so dreadful, that he left the poem unfinished, and
never afterwards attempted a composition, either in
verse or prose. However, his conversation still
remained the same, lively and severe, but his memory
gradually grew worse and worse, and as that decreased,
he grew every day more fretful and impatient.
In the year 1741, his friends found his passions so
violent and ungovernable, his memory so decayed, and
his reason so depraved, that they took the utmost
precautions to keep all strangers from approaching
him; for, ’till then, he had not appeared totally
incapable of conversation. But early in the year
1742, the small remains of his understanding became
entirely confused, and the violence of his rage increased
absolutely to a degree of madness. In this miserable
state he seemed to be appointed the first inhabitant
of his own Hospital; especially as from an outrageous
lunatic, he sunk afterwards to a quiet speechless
ideot; and dragged out the remainder of his life in
that helpless situation. He died towards the latter
end of October 1745. The manner of his death
was easy, without the least pang, or convulsion; even
the rattling of his throat was scarce sufficient to
give an alarm to his attendants, ’till within
some very little time before he expired. A man
in possession of his reason would have wished for
such a kind dissolution; but Swift was totally insensible
of happiness, or pain. He had not even the power
or expression of a child, appearing for some years
before his death, referred only as an example to mortify
human pride, and to reverse that fine description of
human nature, which is given us by the inimitable
Shakespeare. ’What a piece of work is man!
how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form
and moving how express and admirable! in action how
like an angel! in apprehension how like a God! the
beauty of the world! the paragon of animals!’
Swift’s friends often heard him lament the state
of childhood and idiotism, to which some of the greatest
men of this nation were reduced before their death.
He mentioned, as examples within his own time, the
duke of Marlborough and lord Somers; and when he cited
these melancholy instances, it was always with a heavy
sigh, and with gestures that shewed great uneasiness,
as if he felt an impulse of what was to happen to
him before he died. He left behind him about twelve
thousand pounds, inclusive of the specific legacies
mentioned in his will, and which may be computed at
the sum of twelve hundred pounds, so that the remaining
ten thousand eight hundred pounds, is entirely applicable
to the Hospital for Idiots and Lunatics; an establishment
remarkably generous, as those who receive the benefit,
must for ever remain ignorant of their benefactor.
Lord Orerry has observed, that a propension
to jocularity and humour is apparent in the last works
of Swift. His Will, like all his other writings,
is drawn up in his own peculiar manner. Even in
so serious a composition, he cannot help indulging
himself in leaving legacies, that carry with them
an air of raillery and jest. He disposes of his
three best hats (his best, his second best, and his
third best beaver) with an ironical solemnity, that
renders the bequests ridiculous. He bequeaths,
’To Mr. John Grattan a silver-box, to keep in
it the tobacco which the said John usually chewed,
called pigtail.’ But his legacy to Mr. Robert
Grattan, is still more extraordinary. ’Item,
I bequeath to the Revd. Mr. Robert Grattan, Prebendary
of St. Audeon’s, my strong box, on condition
of his giving the sole use of the said box to his brother,
Dr. James Grattan, during the life of the said Doctor,
who hath more occasion for it.’
These are so many last expressions
of his turn, and way of thinking, and no doubt the
persons thus distinguished looked upon these instances
as affectionate memorials of his friendship, and tokens
of the jocose manner, in which he had treated them
during his life-time.
With regard to Dean Swift’s
poetical character, the reader will take the following
sketch of it in the words of Lord Orrery. ’The
poetical performances of Swift (says he) ought to
be considered as occasional poems, written either
to pleasure, or to vex some particular persons.
We must not suppose them designed for posterity; if
he had cultivated his genius that way, he must certainly
have excelled, especially in satire. We see fine
sketches in several of his pieces; but he seems more
desirous to inform and strengthen his mind, than to
indulge the luxuriancy of his imagination. He
chuses to discover, and correct errors in the works
of others, rather than to illustrate, and add beauties
of his own. Like a skilful artist, he is fond
of probing wounds to their depth, and of enlarging
them to open view. He aims to be severely useful,
rather than politely engaging; and as he was either
not formed, nor would take pains to excel in poetry,
he became in some measure superior to it; and assumed
more the air, and manner of a critic than a poet.’
Thus far his lordship in his VIth letter, but in his
IXth, he adds, when speaking of the Second Volume
of Swift’s Works, ’He had the nicest ear;
he is remarkably chaste, and delicate in his rhimes.
A bad rhime appeared to him one of the capital sins
of poetry.’
The Dean’s poem on his celebrated
Vanessa, is number’d among the best of his poetical
pieces. Of this lady it will be proper to give
some account, as she was a character as singular as
Swift himself.
Vanessa’s real name was Esther
Vanhomrich. She was one of the daughters of
Bartholomew Vanhomrich, a Dutch merchant of Amsterdam;
who upon the Revolution went into Ireland, and was
appointed by king William a commissioner of the revenue.
The Dutch merchant, by parsimony and prudence, had
collected a fortune of about 16,000 l.
He bequeathed an equal division of it to his wife,
and his four children, of which two were sons, and
two were daughters. The sons after the death of
their father travelled abroad: The eldest died
beyond sea; and the youngest surviving his brother
only a short time, the whole patrimony fell to his
two sisters, Esther and Mary.
With this encrease of wealth, and
with heads and hearts elated by affluence, and unrestrained
by fore-sight or discretion, the widow Vanhomrich,
and her two daughters, quitted their native country
for the more elegant pleasures of the English court.
During their residence at London, they lived in a
course of prodigality, that stretched itself far beyond
the limits of their income, and reduced them to great
distress, in the midst of which the mother died, and
the two daughters hastened in all secresy back to
Ireland, beginning their journey on a Sunday, to avoid
the interruption of creditors. Within two years
after their arrival in Ireland, Mary the youngest
sister died, and the small remains of the shipwreck’d
fortune center’d in Vanessa.
Vanity makes terrible devastations
in a female breast: Vanessa was excessively vain.
She was fond of dress; impatient to be admired; very
romantic in her turn of mind; superior in her own opinion
to all her sex; full of pertness, gaiety, and pride;
not without some agreeable accomplishments, but far
from being either beautiful or genteel: Ambitious
at any rate to be esteemed a wit; and with that view
always affecting to keep company with wits; a great
reader, and a violent admirer of poetry; happy in
the thoughts of being reputed Swift’s concubine;
but still aiming to be his wife. By nature haughty
and disdainful, looking with contempt upon her inferiors;
and with the smiles of self-approbation upon her equals;
but upon Dr. Swift, with the eyes of love: Her
love was no doubt founded in vanity.
Though Vanessa had exerted all the
arts of her sex, to intangle Swift in matrimony; she
was yet unsuccessful. She had lost her reputation,
and the narrowness of her income, and coldness of
her lover contributed to make her miserable, and to
increase the phrensical disposition of her mind.
In this melancholly situation she remained several
years, during which time Cadenus (Swift) visited her
frequently. She often press’d him to marry
her: His answers were rather turns of wit, than
positive denials; till at last being unable to sustain
the weight of misery any longer, she wrote a very
tender epistle to him, insisting peremptorily upon
a serious answer, and an immediate acceptance, or absolute
refusal of her as his wife. His reply was delivered
by his own hand. He brought it with him when
he made his final visit; and throwing down the letter
upon the table with great passion, hastened back to
his house, carrying in his countenance the frown of
anger, and indignation. Vanessa did not survive
many days the letter delivered to her by Swift, but
during that short interval she was sufficiently composed,
to cancel a will made in his favour, and to make another,
wherein she left her fortune (which by a long retirement
was in some measure retrieved) to her two executors,
Dr. Berkley the late lord bishop of Cloyne, and Mr.
Marshal one of the king’s Serjeants at law.
Thus perished under all the agonies of despair, Mrs.
Esther Vanhomrich; a miserable example of an ill-spent
life, fantastic wit, visionary schemes, and female
weakness.
It is strange that vanity should have
so great a prevalence in the female breast, and yet
it is certain that to this principle it was owing,
that Swift’s house was often a seraglio of very
virtuous women, who attended him from morning till
night, with an obedience, an awe, and an assiduity
that are seldom paid to the richest, or the most powerful
lovers. These ladies had no doubt a pride in being
thought the companions of Swift; but the hours which
were spent in his company could not be very pleasant,
as his sternness and authority were continually exerted
to keep them in awe.
Lord Orrery has informed us, that
Swift took every opportunity to expose and ridicule
Dryden, for which he imagines there must have been
some affront given by that great man to Swift.
In this particular we can satisfy the reader from
authentic information.
When Swift was a young man, and not
so well acquainted with the world as he afterwards
became, he wrote some Pindaric Odes. In this species
of composition he succeeded ill; sublimity and fire,
the indispensable requisites in a Pindaric Ode not
being his talent. As Mr. Dryden was Swift’s
kinsman, these odes were shewn to him for his approbation,
who said to him with an unreserved freedom, and in
the candour of a friend, ’Cousin Swift, turn
your thoughts some other way, for nature has never
formed you for a Pindaric poet.’
Though what Dryden observed, might
in some measure be true, and Swift perhaps was conscious
that he had not abilities to succeed in that species
of writing; yet this honest dissuasive of his kinsman
he never forgave. The remembrance of it soured
his temper, and heated his passions, whenever Dryden’s
name was mention’d.
We shall now take a view of Swift
in his moral life, the distinction he has obtained
in the literary world having rendered all illustrations
of his genius needless.
Lord Orrery, throughout his excellent
work, from which we have drawn our account of Swift,
with his usual marks of candour, has displayed his
moral character. In many particulars, the picture
he draws of the Dean resembles the portrait of the
same person as drawn by Mrs. Pilkington.
’I have beheld him (says his
lordship) in all humours and dispositions, and I have
formed various speculations from the several weaknesses
to which I observed him liable. His capacity,
and strength of mind, were undoubtedly equal to any
talk whatsoever. His pride, his spirit, or his
ambition (call it by what name you please) was boundless;
but his views were checked in his younger years, and
the anxiety of that disappointment had a sensible
effect upon all his actions. He was sour and
severe, but not absolutely ill-natur’d.
He was sociable only to particular friends, and to
them only at particular hours. He knew politeness
more than he practiced it. He was a mixture of
avarice and generosity; the former was frequently
prevalent, the latter seldom appeared unless excited
by compassion. He was open to adulation, and
would not, or could not, distinguish between low flattery
and just applause. His abilities rendered him
superior to envy. He was undisguised, and perfectly
sincere. I am induced to think that he entered
into orders, more from some private and fixed resolution,
than from absolute choice: Be that as it may,
he performed the duties of the church with great punctuality,
and a decent degree of devotion. He read prayers,
rather in a strong nervous voice, than in a graceful
manner; and although he has been often accused of
irreligion, nothing of that kind appeared in his conversation
or behaviour. His cast of mind induced him to
think and speak more of politics than religion.
His perpetual views were directed towards power; and
his chief aim was to be removed to England: But
when he found himself entirely disappointed, he turned
his thoughts to opposition, and became the Patron of
Ireland.’
Mrs. Pilkington has represented him
as a tyrant in his family, and has discovered in him
a violent propension to be absolute in every company
where he was. This disposition, no doubt, made
him more feared than loved; but as he had the most
unbounded vanity to gratify, he was pleased with the
servility and awe with which inferiors approached him.
He may be resembled to an eastern monarch, who takes
delight in surveying his slaves, trembling at his
approach, and kneeling with reverence at his feet.
Had Swift been born to regal honours,
he would doubtless have bent the necks of his people
to the yoke: As a subject, he was restless and
turbulent; and though as lord Orrery says, he was above
corruption, yet that virtue was certainly founded
on his pride, which disdained every measure, and spurned
every effort in which he himself was not the principal.
He was certainly charitable, though
it had an unlucky mixture of ostentation in it.
One particular act of his charity (not mentioned,
except by Mrs. Pilkington, in any account of him yet
published) is well worthy of remembrance, praise,
and imitation: He appropriated the sum
of five-hundred pounds intirely to the use of poor
tradesmen and handicraftsmen, whose honesty and industry,
he thought merited assistance, and encouragement:
This he lent to them in small loans, as their exigencies
required, without any interest; and they repaid him
at so much per week, or month, as their different
circumstances best enabled them. To the
wealthy let us say
“Abi tu et fac similiter.”