Public European affairs require little
remembrance; the War burning well to leeward of us
henceforth. A huge world of smoky chaos; the special
fires of it, if there be anything of fire, are all
the more clear far in the distance. Of which
sort, and of which only, the reader is to have notice.
Marechal de Saxe - King Louis oftenest personally
there, to give his name and countenance to things
done - is very glorious in the Netherlands;
captures, sometimes by surprisal, place after place
(beautiful surprisal of Brussels last winter); with
sieges of Antwerp, Mons, Charleroi, victoriously following
upon Brussels: and, before the end of 1746, he
is close upon Holland itself; intent on having Namur
and Maestricht; for which the poor Sea - Powers, with
a handful of Austrians, fight two Battles, and are
again beaten both times. [1. Battle of Roucoux,
11th October, 1746; Prince Karl commanding, English
taking mainly the stress of fight; - Saxe
having already outwitted poor Karl, and got Namu. Battle of Lawfelt, or Lauffeld, called also
of Val, 2d July, 1747; Royal Highness of Cumberland
commanding (and taking most of the stress; Ligonier
made prisoner, &c.), - Dutch fighting ill,
and Bathyani and his Austrians hardly in the fire
at all.] A glorious, ever - victorious Marechal; and
has an Army very “high - toned,” in more
than one sense: indeed, I think, one of the loudest - toned
Armies ever on the field before. Loud not with
well - served Artillery alone, but with play - actor Thunder - barrels
(always an itinerant Theatre attends), with gasconading
talk, with orgies, debaucheries, - busy service
of the Devil, and pleasant consciousness that
we are Heaven’s masterpiece, and are in perfect
readiness to die at any moment; - our elasticity
and agility ("Elan” as we call it) well
kept up, in that manner, for the time being.
Hungarian Majesty, contrary to hope,
neglects the Netherlands, “Holland and England,
for their own sake, will manage there!” - and
directs all her resources, and her lately Anti - Prussian
Armies (General Browne leading them) upon Italy, as
upon the grand interest now. Little to the comfort
of the Sea - Powers. But Hungarian Majesty is decided
to cut in upon the French and Spaniards, in that fine
Country, - who had been triumphing too much
of late; Maillebois and Senor de Gages doing their
mutual exploits (though given to quarrel); Don Philip
wintering in Milan even (1745 - 1746); and the King
of Sardinia getting into French courses again.
Strong cuts her Hungarian Majesty
does inflict, on the Italian side; tumbles Infant
Philip out of Milan and his Carnival gayeties, in plenty
of hurry; besieges Genoa, Marquis Botta d’Adorno
(our old acquaintance Botta) her siege - captain, a
native of this region; brings back the wavering Sardinian
Majesty; captures Genoa, and much else. Captures
Genoa, we say, - had not Botta been too rigorous
on his countrymen, and provoked a revolt again, Revolt
of Genoa, which proved difficult to settle. In
fine, Hungarian Majesty has, in the course of this
year 1746, with aid of the reconfirmed Sardinian Majesty,
satisfactorily beaten the French and Spaniards.
Has - after two murderous Battles gained over
the Maillebois - Gages people - driven both
French and Spaniards into corners, Maillebois altogether
home again across the Var; - nay has descended
in actual Invasion upon France itself. And, before
New - year’s day, 1747, General Browne is busy
besieging Antibes, aided by English Seventy - fours;
so that “sixty French Battalions” have
to hurry home, from winter - quarters, towards those
Provencal Countries; and Marechal de Belleisle, who
commands there, has his hands full. Triumphant
enough her Hungarian Majesty, in Italy; while in the
Netherlands, the poor Sea - Powers have met with no
encouragement from the Fates or her. ["Battle of Piacenza”
(Prince Lichtenstein, with whom is Browne, versus
Gages and Maillebois), 16th June, 1746 (Adelung,
; “Battle of Rottofreddo” (Botta
chief Austrian there, and our old friend Barenklau
getting killed there), 12th August, 1746 (i; whereupon, 7th September, Genoa (which
had declared itself Anti - Austrian latterly, not without
cause, and brought the tug of War into those parts)
is coerced by Botta to open its gates, on grievous
terms (i - 489); so that, November 30th,
Browne, no Bourbon Army now on the field, enters Provence
(crosses the Var, that day), and tries Antibes:
5th - 11th December, Popular Revolt in Genoa, and
Expulsion of proud Botta and his Austrians (i - 523); upon which surprising event (which could
not be mended during the remainder of the War), Browne’s
enterprise became impossible. See Buonamici, - Histoire
de la dernière Revolution de Gênes; - Adelung,
; v, &c. &c.] All which the reader may keep
imagining at his convenience; - but will
be glad rather, for the present, to go with us for
an actual look at M. de Voltaire and the divine Emilie,
whom we have not seen for a long time. Not much
has happened in the interim; one or two things only
which it can concern us to know; - scattered fragments of memorial, on the way
thus far: -
1. M. De Voltaire has,
in 1745, made way at court.
Divine Emilie picked up her Voltaire from that fine
Diplomatic course, and went home with him out of our
sight, in the end of 1743; the Diplomatic career gradually
declaring itself barred to him thenceforth. Since
which, nevertheless, he has had his successes otherwise,
especially in his old Literary course: on the
whole, brighter sunshine than usual, though never without
tempestuous clouds attending. Goes about, with
his divine Emilie, now wearing browner and leaner,
both of them; and takes the good and evil of life,
mostly in a quiet manner; sensible that afternoon is
come.
The thrice - famous Pompadour, who had
been known to him in the Chrysalis state, did not
forget him on becoming Head - Butterfly of the Universe.
By her help, one long wish of his soul was gratified,
and did not hunger or thirst any more. Some uncertain
footing at Court, namely, was at length vouchsafed
him: - uncertain; for the Most Christian Majesty
always rather shuddered under those carbuncle eyes,
under that voice “sombre and majestious,”
with such turns lying in it: - some uncertain
footing at Court; and from the beginning of 1745,
his luck, in the Court spheres, began to mount in
a wonderful and world - evident manner. On grounds
tragically silly, as he thought them. On the Dauphin’s
Wedding, - a Termagant’s Infanta coming
hither as Dauphiness, at this time, - there needed to be Court - shows,
Dramaticules, Transparencies, Feasts of Lanterns, or I know not what.
Voltaire was the chosen man; Voltaire and Rameau (readers have heard of RAMEAUS
Nephew, and musical readers still esteem Rameau) did their feat; we may think
with what perfection, with what splendor of reward. Alas, and the feat
done was, to one of the parties, so unspeakably contemptible! Voltaire
pensively surveying Life, brushes the sounding strings; and hums to himself, the
carbuncle eyes carrying in them almost something of wet: -
“Mon Henri Quatre et
Ma Zaïre,
et mon AMERICAIN Alzire,
ne M’ONT VALU jamais un
SEUL regard du roi;
J’AVAIS Mille ENNEMIS avec
Très peu de gloire:
Les honneurs et les biens
pleuvent enfin sur moi
pour
un farce de la foire.”
["My henri quatre, my Zaïre,
my Alzire [high works very many], could never
purchase me a single glance of the King; I had multitudes
of enemies, and very little fame: - honors
and riches rain on me, at last, for a Farce of the
Fair” ( - OEuvres, - i.
The “Farce” (which by no means called
itself such) was princesse de Navarre
( - OEuvres, - lxxii:
first acted 23d February, 1745, Day of the Wedding.
Gentlemanship of the Chamber thereupon (which Voltaire,
by permission, sold, shortly after, for 2,500 pounds,
with titles retained), and appointment as Historiographer
Royal. Poor Dauphiness did not live long; Louis
xvi.’s Mother was a second Wife, Saxon - Polish
Majesty’s Daughter.] Yes, my friend; it is a
considerable ass, this world; by no means the Perfectly
Wise put at the top of it (as one could wish), and
the Perfectly Foolish at the bottom. Witness - nay,
witness Psyche Pompadour herself, is not she an emblem!
Take your luck without criticism; luck good and bad
visits all.
2. And got into
the Academy next year, in
consequence. In 1746, the Academy itself,
Pompadour favoring, is made willing; Voltaire sees
himself among the Forty: soul, on that side too,
be at ease, and hunger not nor thirst anymore. ["May
9th, 1746, Voltaire is received at the Academy; and
makes a very fine Discourse” (Barbier, i. - OEuvres de Voltaire, - lxxii, 385, and .] This highest of felicities could
not be achieved without an ugly accompaniment from
the surrounding Populace. Desfontaines is dead,
safe down in Sodom; but wants not for a successor,
for a whole Doggery of such. Who are all awake,
and giving tongue on this occasion. There is
M. Roi the “Poet,” as he was then reckoned;
jingling Roi, who concocts satirical calumnies; who
collects old ones, reprints the same, - and sends Travenol, an Opera - Fiddler,
to vend them. From which sprang a Lawsuit, Procs - Travenol, of famous
melancholy sort. As Voltaire had rather the habit of such sad melancholy
Lawsuits, we will pause on this of Travenol for a moment: -
3. Summary of Travenol
lawsuit. “Monday, 9th May, 1746, was
the Day or reception at the Academy; reception and
fruition, thrice - savory to Voltaire. But what
an explosion of the Doggeries, before, during and
after that event! Voltaire had tried to be prudent,
too. He had been corresponding with Popes, with
Cardinals; and, in a fine frank - looking way, capturing
their suffrages: - not by lying, which
in general he wishes to avoid, but by speaking half
the truth; in short, by advancing, in a dexterous,
diplomatic way, the uncloven foot, in those Vatican
precincts. And had got the Holy Father’s
own suffrage for Mahomet (think of that, you
Ass of Mirepoix!), among other cases that might rise.
When this seat among the Forty fell vacant, his very
first measure - mark it, Orthodox reader - was
a Letter to the Chief Jesuit, Father Latour, Head
of one’s old College of Louis lé Grand.
A Letter of fine filial tenor: ’My excellent
old Schoolmasters, to whom I owe everything; the representatives
of learning, of decorum, of frugality and modest human
virtue: - in what contrast to the obscure
Doggeries poaching about in the street - gutters, and
flying at the peaceable passenger!’ [In - Voltairiana,
où Éloges Amphigouriques, - &c.
(Paris, 1748), - 160, the letter itself,
“Paris, 7th February, 1746;” omitted (without
need or real cause on any side) in the common Collections
of - OEuvres de Voltaire. - ] Which
captivated Father Latour; and made matters smooth
on that side; so that even the ANCIEN de mirepoix
said nothing, this time: What could he say?
No cloven foot visible, and the Authorities strong.
“Voltaire had started as Candidate
with these judicious preliminaries. Voltaire
was elected, as we saw; fine Discourse, 9th May; and
on the Official side all things comfortable.
But, in the mean while, the Doggeries, as natural,
seeing the thing now likely, had risen to a never - imagined
pitch; and had filled Paris, and, to Voltaire’s
excruciated sense, the Universe, with their howlings
and their hyena - laughter, with their pasquils, satires,
old and new. So that Voltaire could not stand
it; and, in evil hour, rushed downstairs upon them;
seized one poor dog, Travenol, unknown to him as Fiddler
or otherwise; pinioned Dog Travenol, with pincers,
by the ears, him for one; - proper Police - pincers,
for we are now well at Court; - and had a
momentary joy! And, alas, this was not the right
dog; this, we say, was Travenol a Fiddler at the Opera,
who, except the street - noises, knew nothing of Voltaire;
much less had the least pique at him; but had taken
to hawking certain Pasquils (Jingler Roi’s collection,
it appears), to turn a desirable penny by them.
“And mistakes were made in the
Affair Travenol, - old father Travenol
haled to prison, instead of Son, - by the
Lieutenant of Police and his people. And Voltaire
took the high - hand method (being well at Court): - and
thereupon hungry Advocates took up Dog Travenol and
his pincered ears: ’Serene Judges of the
Chatelet, Most Christian Populace of Paris, did you
ever see a Dog so pincered by an Academical Gentleman
before, merely for being hungry?’ And Voltaire,
getting madder and madder, appealed to the Academy
(which would not interfere); filed Criminal Informations;
appealed to the Chatelet, to the Courts above and
to the Courts below; and, for almost a year, there
went on the ‘Procès - Travenol:’
[About Mayday, 1746, Seizure of Travenol; Pleadings
are in vigor August, 1746; not done April, 1747. In - Voltairiana, - i - 206, Pleadings, &c., copiously given; and most
of the original Libels, in different parts of that
sad Book (compiled by Travenol’s Advocate, a
very sad fellow himself): see also - OEuvres
de Voltaire, - lxxii n., 385 n.; Ib.
; Barbier, i. All in a very jumbled,
dateless, vague and incorrect condition.] Olympian
Jove in distressed circumstances versus a hungry
Dog who had eaten dirty puddings. Paris, in all
its Saloons and Literary Coffee - houses (figure the
antre de PROCOPE, on Publication nights!),
had, monthly or so, the exquisite malign banquet;
and grinned over the Law Pleadings: what Magazine
Serial of our day can be so interesting to the emptiest
mind!
“Lasted, I find, for above a
year. From Spring, 1746, till towards Autumn,
1747: Voltaire’s feelings being - Haha,
so exquisite, all the while! - Well, reader,
I can judge how amusing it was to high and low.
And yet Phoebus Apollo going about as mere Cowherd
of Admetus, and exposed to amuse the populace by his
duels with dogs that have bitten him? It is certain
Voltaire was a fool, not to be more cautious of getting
into gutter - quarrels; not to have a thicker skin, in
fact.”
Procs - Travenol escorting ones Triumphal Entry; what an
adjunct! Always so: always in your utmost radiance of sunshine a
shadow; and in your softest outburst of Lydian or Spheral symphonies something
of eating Care! Then too, in the Court - circle itself, is Trajan
pleased, or are all things well? Readers have heard of that Trajan est -
il content? It occurred Winter, 1745 (27th November, 1745, a date worth
marking), while things were still in the flush of early hope. That
evening, our Temple de la gloire (Temple of Glory) had just been acted for the
first time, in honor of him we may call Trajan, returning from a Fontenoy and
Seven Cities captured: [Seven of them; or even eight of a kind:
Tournay, Ghent, Bruges, Nieuport, Dendermond, Ath, Ostend; and nothing lost but
Cape Breton and ones Codfishery.] -
“Reviens, divin Trajan, vainqueur
doux et terrible; Le monde
est mon rival, tous les coeurs
sont a toi; Mais est - il
un coeur plus sensible, Et
qui t’adore plus que moi?”
[Temple de la gloire, Acte
iv. ( - OEuvres, - xi.]
“Return, divine Trajan,
conqueror sweet and terrible;
The world is my rival,
all hearts are thine;
But is there a heart
more loving,
Or that adores thee
more than I?”
An allegoric Dramatic Piece; naturally
very admirable at Versailles. Issuing radiant
from Fall of the Curtain, Voltaire had the farther
honor to see his Majesty pass out; Majesty escorted
by Richelieu, one’s old friend in a sense:
“Is Trajan pleased?” whispered Voltaire
to his Richelieu; overheard by Trajan, - who
answered in words nothing, but in a visible glance
of the eyes did answer, “Impertinent Lackey!” - Trajan being a man
unready with speech; and disliking trouble with the people whom he paid for
keeping his boots in polish. O my winged Voltaire, to what dunghill Bubbly
- Jocks (coqs DINDE) you do stoop with homage, constrained by their appearance
of mere size! -
Evidently no perfect footing at Court,
after all. And then the Pompadour, could she,
Head - Butterfly of the Universe, be an anchor that
would hold, if gales rose? Rather she is herself
somewhat of a gale, of a continual liability to gales;
unstable as the wind! Voltaire did his best to
be useful, as Court Poet, as director of Private Theatricals; - above
all, to soothe, to flatter Pompadour; and never neglected
this evident duty. But, by degrees, the envious
Lackey - people made cabals; turned the Divine Butterfly
into comparative indifference for Voltaire; into preference
of a Crebillon’s poor faded Pieces: “Suitabler
these, Madame, for the Private Theatricals of a Most
Christian Majesty.” Think what a stab; crueler
than daggers through one’s heart: “Crebillon?”
M. de Voltaire said nothing; looked nothing, in those
sacred circles; and never ceased outwardly his worship,
and assiduous tuning, of the Pompadour: but he
felt - as only Phoebus Apollo in the like
case can!"Away!” growled he to himself, when
this atrocity had culminated. And, in effect,
is, since the end of 1746 or so, pretty much withdrawn
from the Versailles Olympus; and has set, privately
in the distance (now at Cirey, now at Paris, in our
Petit palais there), with his whole will
and fire, to do Crebillon’s dead Dramas into
living oues of his own. Dead Catilina of
Crebillon into Rome SAUVEE of Voltaire, and the
other samples of dead into living, - that
stupid old Crebillon himself and the whole Universe
may judge, and even Pompadour feel a remorse! - Readers shall fancy these
things; and that the world is coming back to its old poor drab color with M. de
Voltaire; his divine Emilie and he rubbing along on the old confused terms.
One face - to - face peep of them readers shall now have; and that is to be
enough, or more than enough: -
VOLTAIRE AND THE DIVINE EMILIE APPEAR SUDDENLY, ONE NIGHT, AT SCEAUX.
About the middle of August, 1747,
King Friedrich, I find, was at home; - not
in his new sans - souci by any means, but running
to and fro; busy with his Musterings, “grand
review, and mimic attack on Bornstadt, near Berlin;”
INVALIDEN - Haus (Military Hospital) getting built;
Silesian Reviews just ahead; and, for the present,
much festivity and moving about, to Charlottenburg,
to Berlin and the different Palaces; Wilhelmina, “August
15th,” having come to see him; of which fine
visit, especially of Wilhelmina’s thoughts on
it, - why have the envious Fates left us
nothing!
While all this is astir in Berlin
and neighborhood, there is, among the innumerable
other visits in this world, one going on near Paris,
in the Mansion or Palace of Sceaux, which has by chance
become memorable. A visit by Voltaire and his
divine Emilie, direct from Paris, I suppose, and rather
on the sudden. Which has had the luck to have
a letter written on it, by one of those rare
creatures, a seeing Witness, who can make others see
and believe. The seeing Witness is little Madame
de Staal (by no means Necker’s Daughter, but
a much cleverer), known as one of the sharpest female
heads; she from the spot reports it to Madame du Deffand,
who also is known to readers. There is such a
glimpse afforded here into the actuality of old things
and remarkable human creatures, that Friedrich himself
would be happy to read the Letter.
Duchesse du Maine,
Lady of Sceaux, is a sublime old personage, with
whom and with whose high ways and magnificent hospitalities
at Sceaux, at Anet and elsewhere, Voltaire had been
familiar for long years past. [In - OEuvres
de Voltaire, - lxxii n, , &c., “Clog.”
and others represent this Visit as having been
to Anet, - though the record otherwise is
express.] This Duchess, grand - daughter of the great
Conde, now a dowager for ten years, and herself turned
of seventy, has been a notable figure in French History
this great while: a living fragment of Louis
lé Grand, as it were. Was wedded to Louis’s
“Legitimated” Illegitimate, the Duc
du Maine; was in trouble with the Regent
d’Orléans about Alberoni - Cellamare conspiracies
(1718), Regent having stript her husband of his high
legitimatures and dignities, with little ceremony;
which led her to conspire a good deal, at one time.
[Duc du Maine with comte de
Toulouse were products of Louis xiv. and
Madame de Montespan: - “legitimated”
by Papa’s fiat in 1673, while still only young
children; DISlegitimated again by Regent d’Orléans,
autumn, 1718; grand scene, “guards drawn out”
and the like, on this occasion (Barbier, - 11,
i; futile Conspiracies with Alberoni thereupon;
arrest of Duchess and Duke (29th December, 1718),
and closure of that poor business. Duc du
Maine died 1736; Toulouse next year; ages, each
about sixty - five. “Duc de Penthievre,”
Égalité’s father - in - law, was Toulouse’s
son; Maine has left a famous Dowager, whom we see.
Nothing more of notable about the one or the other.]
She was never very beautiful; but had a world of grace
and witty intelligence; and knew a Voltaire when she
saw him. Was the soul of courtesy and benignity,
though proud enough, and carrying her head at its
due height; and was always very charming, in her lofty
gracious way, to mankind. Interesting to all,
were it only as a living fragment of the Grand Epoch, - kind
of French Fulness of Time, when the world was at length
blessed with a Louis Quatorze, and Ne - plus - ultra
of a Gentleman determined to do the handsome thing
in this world. She is much frequented by high
people, especially if of a Literary or Historical
turn. President Henault (of the Abrège chronologique,
the well - frilled, accurately powdered, most correct
old legal gentleman) is one of her adherents; Voltaire
is another, that may stand for many: there is
an old Marquis de St. Aulaire, whom she calls “Mon
Vieux Berger (my old shepherd,” that
is to say, sweetheart or flame of love); [Barbier,
i; see ib. - 11; i, 436; &c.) for many
notices of her affairs and her.] there is a most learned
President de Mesmes, and others we have heard of,
but do not wish to know. Little De Staal was
at one time this fine Duchess’s maid; but has
far outgrown all that, a favorite guest of the Duchess’s
instead; holds now mainly by Madame du Deffand (not
yet fallen blind), - and is well turned of
fifty, and known for one of the shrewdest little souls
in the world, at the time she writes. Her Letter
is addressed “To Madame du Deffand,
at Paris;” most free - flowing female Letter;
of many pages, runs on, day after day, for a fortnight
or so; - only Excerpts of it introducible here: -
“Sceaux, Tuesday,
15th August, 1747.... Madame du Chatelet
and Voltaire, who had announced themselves as for
to - day, and whom nobody had heard of otherwise, made
their appearance yesternight, near midnight; like two
Spectres, with an odor of embalmment about them, as
if just out of their tombs. We were rising from
table; the Spectres, however, were hungry ones:
they needed supper; and what is more, beds, which were
not ready. The Housekeeper (concierge),
who had gone to bed, rose in great haste. Gaya
[amiable gentleman, conceivable, not known], who had
offered his apartment for pressing cases, was obliged
to yield it in this emergency: he flitted with
as much precipitation and displeasure as an army surprised
in its camp; leaving a part of his baggage in the enemy’s
hands. Voltaire thought the lodging excellent,
but that did not at all console Gaya.
“As to the Lady, her bed turns
out not to have been well made; they have had to put
her in a new place to - day. Observe, she made that
bed herself, no servants being up, and had found a
blemish or Défaut of” - word wanting:
who knows what? - “in the mattresses;
which I believe hurt her exact mind, more than her
not very delicate body. She has got, in the interim,
an apartment promised to somebody else; and she will
have to leave it again on Friday or Saturday, and go
into that of Marechal de Maillebois, who leaves at
that time.”
“He came at the time we did,
with his daughter and grand - daughter: the one
is pretty, the other ugly and dreary [l’UNE,
L’AUTRE; no saying which, in such important
case! Madame la Maréchale, the
mother and grandmother, I think must be dead.
Not beautiful she, nor very benignant, “Une
Très - Méchante femme, very cat - witted
woman,” says Barbier; “shrieked like a
devil, at Court, upon the Cardinal,” about that
old army - of - redemption business; but
all her noise did nothing]. [Barbier, ii, 332 ("November,
1742").] - M. lé Marechal has hunted
here with his dogs, in these fine autumn woods and
glades; chased a bit of a stag, and caught a poor
doe’s fawn: that was all that could be got
there.
“Our new Guests will make better
sport: they are going to have their Comedy acted
again [Comedy of the exchange, much an entertainment
with them]: Vanture [conceivable, not known]
is to do the Count de Boursoufle (de blister
or de windbag); you will not say this is
a hit, any more than Madame du Chatelet’s doing
the Hon. Miss Piggery (la COCHONNIERE), who ought
to be fat and short.” [L’ECHANGE, The Exchange,
or when shall I get married?
Farce in three acts: - OEuvres, - 222;
used to be played at Cirey and elsewhere (see plenty
of details upon it, exact or not quite so, i - 9).] - Little De Staal then abruptly breaks
off, to ask about her Correspondent’s health,
and her Correspondent’s friend old President
Henault’s health; touches on those “grumblings
and discords in the Army (tracasseries de
L’ARMEE),” which are making such astir;
how M. d’Argenson, our fine War - Minister, man
of talent amid blockheads, will manage them; and suddenly
exclaims: “O my queen, what curious animals
men and women are! I laugh at their manoeuvres,
the days when I have slept well; if I have missed
sleep, I could kill them. These changes of temper
prove that I do not break off kind. Let us mock
other people, and let other people mock us; it is
well done on both sides. - [Poor little De
Staal: to what a posture have things come with
you, in that fast - rotting Epoch, of Hypocrisies becoming
all insolvent!]
“Wednesday, 16th.
Our Ghosts do not show themselves by daylight.
They appeared yesterday at ten in the evening; I do
not think we shall see them sooner to - day: the
one is engaged in writing high feats [siecle de
louis xv., or what at last became such];
the other in commenting Newton. They will neither
play nor walk: they are, in fact, equivalent to
zeros in a society where their learned writings
are of no significance. - [Pauses, without
notice given: for some hours, perhaps days; then
resuming:] Nay, worse still: their apparition
to - night has produced a vehement declamation on one
of our little social diversions here, the game of
CAVAGNOLE: ["Kind of BIRIBI,” it would appear;
in the height of fashion then.] it was continued and
maintained,” on the part of Madame du Chatelet,
you guess, “in a tone which is altogether unheard
of in this place; and was endured,” on the part
of Serene Highness, “with a moderation not less
surprising. But what is unendurable is my babble” - And
herewith our nimble little woman hops off again into
the general field of things; and gossips largely,
How are you, my queen, Whither are you going, Whither
we; That the Maillebois people are away, and also
the Villeneuves, if anybody knew them now; then how
the Estillacs, to the number of four, are coming to - morrow;
and Cousin Soquence, for all his hunting, can catch
nothing; and it is a continual coming and going; and
how Boursoufle is to be played, and a Dame Dufour
is just come, who will do a character. Rubrics,
vanished Shadows, nearly all those high Dames and
Gentlemen; la pauvre Saint - Pierre, “eaten
with gout,” who is she? “Still drags
herself about, as well as she can; but not with me,
for I never go by land, and she seems to have the
hydrophobia, when I take to the water. [Thread of date
is gone! I almost think we must have got to Saturday
by this time: - or perhaps it is only Thursday,
and Maillebois off prematurely, to be out of the way
of the Farce? Little De Staal takes no notice;
but continues gossiping rapidly:]
“Yesterday Madame du Chatelet
got into her third lodging: she could not any
longer endure the one she had chosen. There was
noise in it, smoke without fire: - privately
meseems, a little the emblem of herself! As to
noise, it was not by night that it incommoded her,
she told me, but by day, when she was in the thick
of her work: it deranges her ideas. She
is busy reviewing her principles” - Newton’s
Principia, no doubt, but De Staal will understand
it only as principes, Principles in general: - “it
is an exercise she repeats every year, without which
the Principles might get away, and perhaps go so far
she would never find them again [You satirical little
gypsy!]. Her head, like enough, is a kind of
lock - up for them, rather than a birthplace, or natural
home: and that is a case for watching carefully
lest they get away. She prefers the high air
of this occupation to every kind of amusement, and
persists in not showing herself till after dark.
Voltaire has produced some gallant verses [unknown
to Editors] which help off a little the bad effect
of such unusual behavior.
“Sunday, 27th. I told
you on Thursday [no, you did n’t; you only meant
to tell] that our Spectres were going on the morrow,
and that the Piece was to be played that evening:
all this has been done. I cannot give you much
of Boursoufle [done by one Vanture]. Mademoiselle
Piggery [de la COCHONNIERE, Madame du Chatelet
herself] executed so perfectly the extravagance of
her part, that I own it gave me real pleasure.
But Vanture only put his own fatuity into the character
of Boursoufle, which wanted more: he played
naturally in a Piece where all requires to be forced,
like the subject of it.” - What a pity
none of us has read this fine Farce! “One
Paris did the part of muscadin (Little Coxcomb),
which name represents his character: in short,
it can be said the Farce was well given. The
Author ennobled it by a Prologue for the Occasion;
which he acted very well, along with Madame Dufour
as Barbe (Governess Barbara), - who,
but for this brilliant action, could not have put up
with merely being Governess to Piggery. And, in
fact, she disdained the simplicity of dress which
her part required; - as did the chief actress,”
Du Chatelet herself (age now forty - one); “who,
in playing piggery, preferred the interests of
her own face to those of the Piece, and made her entry
in all the splendor and elegant equipments of a Court
Lady,” - her “Principles,”
though the key is turned upon them, not unlike jumping
out of window, one would say! “She had a
crow to pluck” [Maille A partir, “clasp
to open,” which is better] with Voltaire on this
point: but she is sovereign, and he is slave.
I am very sorry at their going, though I was worn
out with doing her multifarious errands all the time
she was here.
“Wednesday, 30th.
M. lé President [Henault] has been asked hither;
and he is to bring you, my Queen! Tried all I
could to hinder; but they would not be put off.
If your health and disposition do suit, it will be
charming. In any case, I have got you a good apartment:
it is the one that Madame du Chatelet had seized upon,
after an exact review of all the Mansion. There
will be a little less furniture than she had put in
it; Madame had pillaged all her previous apartments
to equip this one. We found about seven tables
in it, for one item: she needs them of all sizes;
immense, to spread out her papers upon; solid, to support
her Nécessaire; slighter, for her nicknacks (pompons),
for her jewels. And this fine arrangement did
not save her from an accident like that of Philip
ii., when, after spending all the night in writing,
he got his despatches drowned by the oversetting of
an ink - bottle. The Lady did not pretend to imitate
the moderation of that Prince; at any rate, he was
only writing on affairs of state; and the thing they
blotted, on this occasion, was Algebra, much more
difficult to clean up again.
“This subject ought to be exhausted:
one word more, and then it does end. The day
after their departure, I receive a Letter of four pages,
and a Note enclosed, which announces dreadful burly - burly:
M. de Voltaire has mislaid his Farce, forgotten to
get back the parts, and lost his Prologue: I
am to find all that again [excessively tremulous about
his Manuscripts, M. de Voltaire; of such value are
they, of such danger to him; there is la Pucelle,
for example, - enough to hang a man, were
it surreptitiously launched forth in print!] - I
am to send him the Prologue instantly, not by post,
because they would copy it; to keep the parts for
fear of the same accident, and to lock up the Piece
’under a hundred keys.’ I should
have thought one padlock sufficient for this treasure!
I have duly executed his orders.” [ - Madame
de Graffigny (Paris, 1820), p - 291.]
And herewith explicit de
Staal. Scene closes: Exeunt OMNES;
are off to Paris or Versailles again; to Lunéville
and the Court of Stanislaus again, - where
also adventures await them, which will be heard of!
“Figure to yourself,”
says some other Eye - witness, “a lean Lady, with
big arms and long legs; small head, and countenance
losing itself in a cloudery of head - dress; cocked
nose [retrousse, say you? Very slightly,
then; quite an unobjectionable nose!] and pair of small
greenish eyes; complexion tawny, and mouth too big:
this was the divine Emilie, whom Voltaire celebrates
to the stars. Loaded to extravagance with ribbons,
laces, face - patches, jewels and female ornaments; determined
to be sumptuous in spite of Economics, and pretty
in spite of Nature:” Pooh, it is an enemy’s
hand that paints! “And then by her side,”
continues he, “the thin long figure of Voltaire,
that Anatomy of an Apollo, affecting worship of her,”
[From Rodenbeck (quoting somebody, whom I have surely
seen in French; whom Rodenbeck tries to name, as he
could have done, but curiously without success), .] - yes, that thin long Gentleman, with
high red - heeled shoes, and the daintiest polite attitudes
and paces; in superfine coat, laced hat under arm;
nose and under - lip ever more like coalescing (owing
to decay of teeth), but two eyes shining on you like
carbuncles; and in the ringing voice, such touches
of speech when you apply for it! Thus they at
Sceaux and elsewhere; walking their Life - minuet, making
their entrances and exits.
One thing is lamentable: the
relation with Madame is not now a flourishing one,
or capable again of being: “Does not love
me as he did, the wretch!” thinks Madame always; - yet
sticks by him, were it but in the form of blister.
They had been to Lunéville, Spring, 1747; happy dull
place, within reach of Cirey; far from Versailles and
its cabals. They went again, 1748, in a kind
of permanent way; Titular Stanislaus, an opulent dawdling
creature, much liking to have them; and Father Menou,
his Jesuit, - who is always in quarrel with
the Titular Mistress, - thinking to displace
her (as you, gradually discover), and promote
the Du Chatelet to that improper dignity! In which
he had not the least success, says Voltaire; but got
“two women on his ears instead of one.”
It was not to be Stanislaus’s mistress; nor a
titular one at all, but a real, that Madame was
fated in this dull happy place! Idle readers
know the story only too well; - concerning which, admit this other Fraction and
no more: -
“Stanislaus, as a Titular King,
cannot do without some kind of Titular Army, - were
it only to blare about as Life - guard, and beat kettle - drums
on occasion. A certain tall high - sniffing M. de
St. Lambert, a young Lorrainer of long pedigree and
light purse, had just taken refuge in this Life - guard
[Summer 1748, or so], I know not whether as Captain
or Lieutenant, just come from the Netherlands Wars:
of grave stiff manners; for the rest, a good - looking
young fellow; thought to have some poetic genius,
even; - who is precious, surely, in such an
out - of - the - way place. Welcome to Voltaire, to
Madame still more. Alas, readers know the History, - on
which we must not dwell. Madame, a brown geometric
Lady, age now forty - two, with a Great Man who has
scandalously ceased to love her, casts her eye upon
St. Lambert: ’Yes, you would be the shoeing - horn,
Monsieur, if one had time, you fine florid fellow,
hardly yet into your thirties - ’ And
tries him with a little coquetry; I always think,
perhaps in this view chiefly? And then, at any
rate, as he responded, the thing itself became so
interesting: ’Our Ulysses - bow, we can still
bend it, then, aha! ’And is not that a pretty
stag withal, worth bringing down; florid, just entering
his thirties, and with the susceptibilities of genius!
Voltaire was not blind, could he have helped it, - had
he been tremulously alive to help it. ’Your
Verses to her, my St. Lambert, - ah, Tibullus
never did the like of them. Yes, to you are the
roses, my fine young friend, to me are the thorns:’
thus sings Voltaire in response; [ - OEuvres, - xvi (Épître A M. De st. Lambert,
1749); &c. &c. In - Mémoires sur
Voltaire par Longchamp et Wagniere - (Paris,
1826), i et seq., details enough and more.]
perhaps not thinking it would go so far. And it
went, - alas, it went to all lengths, mentionable
and not mentionable: and M. lé Marquis had
to be coaxed home in the Spring of 1749, - still
earlier it had been suitabler; - and in September
ensuing, M. de St. Lambert looking his demurest, there
is an important lying - in to be transacted! Newton’s
Principia is, by that time, drawing diligently
to its close; - complicated by such far abstruser Problems, not of the geometric
sort! Poor little lean brown woman, what a Life, after all; what an End of
a Life! -
WAR - PASSAGES IN 1747.
The War, since Friedrich got out of
it, does not abate in animosity, nor want for bloodshed,
battle and sieging; but offers little now memorable.
March 18th, 1747, a ghastly Phantasm of a Congress,
“Congress of Breda,” which had for some
months been attempting Peace, and was never able to
get into conference, or sit in its chairs except for
moments, flew away altogether; [In September, 1746,
had got together; but would not take life, on trying
and again trying, and fell forgotten: February,
1747, again gleams up into hope: March 18th and
the following days, vanishes for good (Adelung,
; v, 62).] and left the War perhaps angrier
than ever, more hopelessly stupid than ever. Except,
indeed, that resources are failing; money running
low in France, Parlements beginning to murmur,
and among the Population generally a feeling that glory
is excellent, but will not make the national pot boil.
Perhaps all this will be more effective than Congresses
of Breda? Here are the few Notes worth giving:
April 23d - 30th, 1747, the
French invade Holland; whereupon,
suddenly, A stadtholder there.
“After Fontenoy there has been much sieging and
capturing in that Netherlands Country, a series of
successes gloriously delightful to Marechal de Saxe
and the French Nation: likewise (in bar of said
sieging, in futile attempt to bar it) a Battle of Roucoux,
October, 1746; with victory, or quasi - victory, to Saxe,
at least with prostration to the opposite part.”
And farther on, there is a Battle
of Lauffeld coming, 2d July, 1747; with similar results;
frustration evident, retreat evident, victory not
much to speak of. And in this gloriously delightful
manner Saxe and the French Nation have proceeded,
till in fact the Netherlands Territory with all strongholds,
except Maestricht alone, was theirs, - and
they decided on attacking the Dutch Republic itself.
And (17th April, 1747) actually broke in upon the
frontier Fortresses of Zealand; found the same dry - rotten
everywhere; and took them, Fortress after Fortress,
at the rate of a cannon salvo each: ’Ye
magnanimous Dutch, see what you have got by not sitting
still, as recommended!’ To the horror and terror
of the poor Zealanders and general Dutch Population.
Who shrieked to England for help; - and were,
on the very instant, furnished with a modicum of Seventy - fours
(Dutch Courier returning by the same); which landed
the Courier April 23d, and put Walcheren in a state
of security. [Adelung, v, 125 - 134.]
“Whereupon the Dutch Population
turned round on its Governors, with a growl of indignation,
spreading ever wider, waxing ever higher: ’Scandalous
laggards, is this your mode of governing a free Republic?
Freedom to let the State go to dry - rot, and become
the laughing - stock of mankind. To provide for
your own paltry kindred in the State - employments;
to palaver grandly with all comers; and publish melodious
Despatches of Van Hoey? Had not Britannic Majesty,
for his dear Daughter’s sake, come to the rescue
in this crisis, where had we been? We demand
a Stadtholder again; our glorious Nassau Orange, to
keep some bridle on you!’ And actually, in this
way, Populus and Plebs, by general turning out
into the streets, in a gloomily indignant manner,
which threatens to become vociferous and dangerous, - cowed
the Heads of the Republic into choosing the said Prince,
with Princess and Family, as Stadtholder, High - Admiral,
High - Everything and Supreme of the Republic.
Hereditary, no less, and punctually perpetual; Princess
and Family to share in it. In which happy state
(ripened into Kingship latterly) they continue to
this day. A result painfully surprising to Most
Christian Majesty; gratifying to Britannic proportionately,
or more; - and indeed beneficial towards
abating dry - rot and melodious palaver in that poor
Land of the Free. Consummated, by popular outbreak
of vociferation, in the different Provinces, in about
a week from April 23d, when those helpful Seventy - fours
hove in sight. Stadtholdership had been in abeyance
for forty - five years. [Since our Dutch William’s
death, 1702.] The new Stadtholder did his best; could
not, in the short life granted him, do nearly enough. - Next
year there was a second Dutch outbreak, or general
turning into the streets; of much more violent character;
in regard to glaringly unjust Excises and Taxations,
and to ’instant dismissal of your Excise - Farmers,’
as the special first item. [Adelung, v
et seq.; Raumer, 182 - 193 ("March - September, 1748");
or, in - Chesterfield’s Works, - Dayrolles’s
Letters to Chesterfield: somewhat unintelligent
and unintelligible, both Raumer and he.] Which salutary
object being accomplished (new Stadtholder well aiding,
in a valiant and judicious manner), there has no third
dose of that dangerous remedy been needed since.
“July 19th, fate of
Chevalier de Belleisle. At the
Fortress of Exilles, in one of those Passes of the
Savoy Alps, - Pass of Col di Sieta,
memorable to the French Soldier ever since, - there
occurred a lamentable thing;” doubtless much
talked of at Sceaux while Voltaire was there.
“The Revolt of Genoa (popular outburst, and expulsion
of our poor friend Botta and his Austrians, then a
famous thing, and a rarer than now) having suddenly
recalled the victorious General Browne from his Siege
of Antibes and Invasion of Provence, - Marechal
Duc de Belleisle, well reinforced and now become
‘Army of Italy’ in general, followed steadfastly
for ‘Defence of Genoa’ against indignant
Botta, Browne and Company. For defence of Genoa;
nay for attack on Turin, which would have been ‘defence’
in Genoa and everywhere, - had the captious
Spaniard consented to co - operate. Captious Spaniard
would not; Couriers to Madrid, to Paris thereupon,
and much time lost; - till, at the eleventh
hour, came consent from Paris, ‘Try it by yourself,
then!’ Belleisle tries it; at least his Brother
does. His Brother, the Chevalier, is to force
that Pass of Exilles; a terrible fiery business, but
the backbone of the whole adventure: in which,
if the Chevalier can succeed, he too is to be Marechal
de France. Forward, therefore, climb the Alpine
stairs again; snatch me that Fort of Exilles.
“And so, July 19th, 1747, the
Chevalier comes in sight of the Place; scans a little
the frowning buttresses, bristly with guns; the dumb
Alps, to right and left, looking down on him and it.
Chevalier de Belleisle judges that, however difficult,
it can and must be possible to French valor; and storms
in upon it, huge and furious (20,000, or if needful
30,000); - but is torn into mere wreck, and
hideous recoil; rallies, snatches a standard, ’We
must take it or die,’ - and dies, does
not take it; falls shot on the rampart, ’pulling
at the palisades with his own hands,’ nay some
say ‘with his teeth,’ when the last moments
came. Within one hour, he has lost 4,000 men;
and himself and his Brother’s Enterprise lie
ended there. [Voltaire, xx et seq. (Siecle
de louis quinze, ; Adelung,
vi 174.] Fancy his poor Brother’s feelings,
who much loved him! The discords about War - matters
(tracasseries de L’ARMEE) were a topic
at Sceaux lately, as De Staal intimated. ’Why
starve our Italian Enterprises; heaping every resource
upon the Netherlands and Saxe?’ Diligent Defence
of Genoa (chiefly by flourishing of swords on the
part of France, for the Austrians were not yet ready)
is henceforth all the Italian War there is; and this
explosion at Exilles may fitly be finis to it here.
Let us only say that Infant Philip did, when the Peace
came, get a bit of Apanage (Parma and Piacenza or
some such thing, contemptibly small to the Maternal
heart), and that all things else lapsed to their pristine
state, Minus only the waste and ruin there had
been.”
July 12th - September 18th:
Siege of the chief Dutch fortress.
“Unexpected Siege of Bergen - op - Zoom; two months
of intense excitement to the Dutch Patriots and Cause - of - Liberty
Gazetteers, as indifferent and totally dead as it
has now become. Marechal de Saxe, after his victory
at Lauffeld, 2d July, did not besiege Maestricht,
as had been the universal expectation; but shot off
an efficient lieutenant of his, one Lowendahl, in
due force, privately ready, to overwhelm Bergen - op - Zoom
with sudden Siege, while he himself lay between the
beaten enemy and it. Bergen is the heart, of
Holland, key of the Scheld, and quite otherwise important
than Maestricht. ‘Coehorn’s masterpiece!’
exclaim the Gazetteers; ‘Impregnable, you may
depend!’ ‘We shall see,’ answered
Saxe, answered Lowendahl the Dane (who also became
Marechal by this business); and after a great deal
of furious assaulting and battering, took the Place
September 18th, before daylight,” by a kind of
surprisal or quasi - storm; - “the Commandant,
one Cronstrom, a brave old Swede, age towards ninety,
not being of very wakeful nature! ’Did as
well as could be expected of him,’ said the
Court - Martial sitting on his case, and forbore to
shoot the poor old man.”
[Adelung, v, 206; - “for
Cronstrom,” if any one is curious, “see
Schlotzer, - Schwedische Biographie, - i (in voce).”] A sore stroke, this of
Bergen, to Britannic Majesty and the Friends of Liberty;
who nevertheless refuse to be discouraged.”
December 25th, Russians
in behalf of human liberty.
“March of 36,000 Russians from the City of Moscow,
this day; on a very long journey, in the hoary Christmas
weather! Most, Christian Majesty is ruinously
short of money; Britannic Majesty has still credit,
and a voting Parliament, but, owing to French influence
on the Continent, can get no recruits to hire.
Gradually driven upon Russia, in such stress, Britannic
Majesty has this year hired for himself a 35,000 Russians;
30,000 regular foot; 4,000 ditto horse, and 1,000
Cossacks; - uncommonly cheap, only 150,000
pounds the lot, not, 4 pounds per head by the year.
And, in spite of many difficulties and hagglings,
they actually get on march, from Moscow, 25th December,
1747; and creep on, all Winter, through the frozen
peats wildernesses, through Lithuania, Poland, towards
Böhmen, Mahren: are to appear in the Rhine
Countries, joined by certain Austrians; and astonish
mankind next Spring. Their Captain is one Repnin,
Prince Repnin, afterwards famous enough in those Polish
Countries;” - which is now the one point
interesting to us in the thing.
“Their Captain was, first,
to be Lacy, old Marshal Lacy; then, failing Lacy,
’Why not General Keith?’ - but
proves to be Repnin, after much hustling and intriguing:”
Repnin, not Keith, that is the interesting point.
“Such march of the Russians,
on behalf of Human Liberty, in pay of Britannic Majesty,
is a surprising fact; and considerably discomposes
the French. Who bestir themselves in Sweden and
elsewhere against Russia and it: with no result, - except
perhaps the incidental one, of getting our esteemed
old friend Guy Dickens, now Sir Guy, dismissed from
Stockholm, and we hope put on half - pay on his return
home.” [Adelung, v, 302: - Sir
Guy, not yet invalided, “went to Russia,”
and other errands.]
MARSHAL KEITH COMES TO PRUSSIA (September, 1747).
“Much hustling and intriguing,”
it appears, in regard to the Captaincy of these Russians.
Concerning which there is no word worthy to be said, - except
for one reason only, That it finished off the connection
of General Keith with Russia. That this of seeing
Repnin, his junior and inferior, preferred to him,
was, of many disgusts, the last drop which made the
cup run over; - and led the said General to
fling it from him, and seek new fields of employment.
From Hamburg, having got so far, he addresses himself,
1st September, 1747, to Friedrich, with offer of service;
who grasps eagerly at the offer: “Feldmarschall
your rank; income, $1,200 a year; income, welcome,
all suitable:” - and, October 28th, Feldmarschall Keith finishes, at
Potsdam, a long Letter to his Brother Lord Marischal, in these words, worth
giving, as those of a very clear - eyed sound observer of men and things: -
“I have now the honor, and,
which is still more, the pleasure, of being with the
King at Potsdam; where he ordered me to come,”
17th current, “two days after he declared me
Fieldmarshal: Where I have the honor to dine
and sup with him almost every day. He has more
wit than I have wit to tell you; speaks solidly and
knowingly on all kinds of subjects; and I am much
mistaken if, with the experience of Four Campaigns,
he is not the best Officer of his Army. He has
several persons,” Rothenburg, Winterfeld, Swedish
Rudenskjold (just about departing), not to speak of
D’Argens and the French, “with whom he
lives in almost the familiarity of a friend, - but
has no favorite; - and shows a natural politeness
for everybody who is about him. For one who has
been four days about his person, you will say I pretend
to know a great deal of his character: but what
I tell you, you may depend upon. With more time,
I shall know as much of him as he will let me know; - and
all his Ministry knows no more.” [Varnhagen
van Ense, - Leben des Feldmarschalls
Jakob Keith - (Berlin, 1844,) ; Adelung,
v.]
A notable acquisition to Friedrich; - and
to the two Keiths withal; for Friedrich attached both
of them to his Court and service, after their unlucky
wanderings; and took to them both, in no common degree.
As will abundantly appear.
While that Russia Corps was marching
out of Moscow, Cocceji and his Commissions report
from Pommern, that the Pomeranian Law - stables are
completely clear; that the New Courts have, for many
months back, been in work, and are now, at the end
of the Year, fairly abreast with it, according to
program; - have “decided of Old - Pending
Lawsuits 2,400, all that there were (one of them 200
years old, and filling seventy Volumes); and of the
994 New ones, 772; not one Lawsuit remaining over
from the previous Year.” A highly gratifying
bit of news to his Majesty; who answers emphatically,
euge! and directs that the Law Hercules proceed
now to the other Provinces, - to the Kur - Mark,
now, and Berlin itself, - with his salutary
industries. Naming him “Grand Chancellor,”
moreover; that is to say, under a new title, Head of
Prussian Law, - old Arnim, “Minister
of Justice,” having shown himself disaffected
to Law - Reform, and got rebuked in consequence, and
sulkily gone into private life. [Stenzel, i;
Ranke, ii.]
In February of this Year, 1747, Friedrich
had something like a stroke of apoplexy; “sank
suddenly motionless, one day,” and sat insensible,
perhaps for half an hour: to the terror and horror
of those about him. Hemiplegia, he calls it;
rush of blood to the head; - probably indigestion,
or gouty humors, exasperated by over - fatigue.
Which occasioned great rumor in the world; and at
Paris, to Voltaire’s horror, reports of his
death. He himself made light of the matter:
[To Voltaire, 22d February, 1747 ( - OEuvres
de Frederic, - xxi; see i
n.] and it did not prove to have been important; was
never followed by anything similar through his long
life; and produced no change in his often - wavering
health, or in his habits, which were always steady.
He is writing memoirs; settling “Colonies”
(on his waste moors); improving Harbors. Waiting
when this European War will end; politely deaf to the
offers of Britannic Majesty as to taking the least
personal share in it.