CHAPTER XI - OLD MR. TOAD’S QUEER TONGUE
Old Mother Nature doth provide
For all her children, large
or small.
Her wisdom foresees all their needs
And makes provision for them
all.
If you don’t believe it, just
you go ask Old Mr. Toad, as Peter Rabbit did, how
such a slow-moving fellow as he is can catch enough
bugs and insects to keep him alive. Perhaps you’ll
learn something just as Peter did. Peter and
Old Mr. Toad sat in the rain watching the tiny Toads,
who, you know, were Mr. Toad’s children, leaving
their kindergarten in the Smiling Pool and starting
out to see the Great World. When the last little
Toad had passed them, Old Mr. Toad suddenly remembered
that he was hungry, very hungry indeed.
“Didn’t have time to eat
much while I was in the Smiling Pool,” he explained.
“Couldn’t eat and sing too, and while I
was down there, I was supposed to sing. Now that
it is time to quit singing, I begin to realize that
I’ve got a stomach to look out for as well as
a voice. See that bug over there on that leaf?
Watch him.”
Peter looked, and sure enough there
was a fat bug crawling along on an old leaf.
He was about two inches from Old Mr. Toad, and he was
crawling very fast. And right while Peter was
looking at him he disappeared. Peter turned to
look at Old Mr. Toad. He hadn’t budged.
He was sitting exactly where he had been sitting all
the time, but he was smacking his lips, and there was
a twinkle of satisfaction in his eyes. Peter opened
his eyes very wide.
“Wha what ” he began.
“Nice bug,” interrupted
Old Mr. Toad. “Nicest bug I’ve eaten
for a longtime.”
“But I didn’t see you
catch him!” protested Peter, looking at Old Mr.
Toad as if he suspected him of joking.
“Anything wrong with your eyes?” inquired
Old Mr. Toad.
“No,” replied Peter just
a wee bit crossly. “My eyes are just as
good as ever.”
“Then watch me catch that fly
over yonder,” said Old Mr. Toad. He hopped
towards a fly which had lighted on a blade of grass
just ahead. About two inches from it he stopped,
and so far as Peter could see, he sat perfectly still.
But the fly disappeared, and it wasn’t because
it flew away, either. Peter was sure of that.
As he told Mrs. Peter about it afterwards, “It
was there, and then it wasn’t, and that was
all there was to it.”
Old Mr. Toad chuckled. “Didn’t
you see that one go, Peter?” he asked.
Peter shook his head. “I
wish you Would stop fooling me,” said Peter.
“The joke is on me, but now you’ve had
your laugh at my expense, I wish you would tell me
how you do it. Please, Mr. Toad.”
Now when Peter said please that way,
of course Old Mr. Toad couldn’t resist him.
Nobody could.
“Here comes an ant this way.
Now you watch my mouth instead of the ant and see
what happens,” said Old Mr. Toad.
Peter looked and saw a big black ant
coming. Then he kept his eyes on Old Mr. Toad’s
mouth. Suddenly there was a little flash of red
from it, so tiny and so quick that Peter couldn’t
be absolutely sure that he saw it. But when he
looked for the ant, it was nowhere to be seen.
Peter looked at Old Mr. Toad very hard.
“Do you mean to tell me, Mr.
Toad, that you’ve got a tongue long enough to
reach way over to where that ant was?” he asked.
Old Mr. Toad chuckled again.
With every insect swallowed he felt better natured.
“You’ve guessed it, Peter,” said
he. “Handy tongue, isn’t it?”
“I think it’s a very queer
tongue,” retorted Peter, “and I don’t
understand it at all. If it’s so long as
all that, where do you keep it when it isn’t
in use? I should think you’d have to swallow
it to get it out of the way, or else leave it hanging
out of your mouth.”
“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”
laughed Old Mr. Toad. “My tongue never is
in the way, and it’s the handiest tongue in
the world. I’ll show it to you.”