INTRODUCTION
With the invention of the telescope
came an epoch in human history. To Hans Lippershey,
a Dutch optician, is accorded the honour of having
constructed the first astronomical telescope, which
he made so early as the 2nd of October, 1608.
Galileo, hearing of this new wonder, set to work,
and produced and improved instrument, which he carried
in triumph to Venice, where it occasioned the intensest
delight. Sir David Brewster tells us that “the
interest which the exhibition of the telescope excited
at Venice did not soon subside: Sirturi describes
it as amounting to frenzy. When he himself had
succeeded in making one of these instruments, he ascended
the tower of St. Mark, where he might use it without
molestation. He was recognised, however, by a
crowd in the street, and such was the eagerness of
their curiosity, that they took possession of the
wondrous tube, and detained the impatient philosopher
for several hours till they had successively witnessed
its effects.” it was in May, 1609, that
Galileo turned his telescope on the moon. “The
first observations of Galileo,” says Flammarion,
“did not make less noise than the discovery of
America; many saw in them another discovery of a new
world much more interesting than America, as it was
beyond the earth. It is one of the most curious
episodes of history, that of the prodigious excitement
which was caused by the unveiling of the world of
the moon.” Nor are we astonished at their
astonishment when they beheld mountains which have
since been found to be from 15,000 to 26,000 feet in
height highlands of the moon indeed far
higher in proportion to the moon’s diameter
than any elevations on the earth; when they saw the
surface of the satellite scooped out into deep valleys,
or spread over with vast walled plains from 130 to
140 miles across. No wonder that the followers
of Aristotle resented the explosion of their preconceived
beliefs; for their master had taught that the moon
was perfectly spherical and smooth, and that the spots
were merely reflections of our own mountains.
Other ancient philosophers had said that these patches
were shadows of opaque bodies floating between the
sun and the moon. But to the credit of Democritus
be it remembered that he propounded the opinion that
the spots were diversities or inequalities upon the
lunar surface; and thus anticipated by twenty centuries
the disclosures of the telescope. The invention
of this invaluable appliance we have regarded as marking
a great modern epoch; and what is usually written on
the moon is mainly a summary of results obtained through
telescopic observation, aided by other apparatus,
and conducted by learned men. We now purpose
to go back to the ages when there were neither reflectors
nor refractors in existence; and to travel beyond
the bounds of ascertained fact into the regions of
fiction, where abide the shades of superstition and
the dreamy forms of myth. Having promised a contribution
to light literature, we shall give to fancy a free
rein, and levy taxes upon poets and story-tellers,
wits and humorists wherever they may be of service.
Much will have to be said, in the first place, of
the man in the moon, whom we must view as he has been
manifested in the mask of mirth, and also in the mirror
of mythology. Then we shall present the woman
in the moon, who is less known than the immortal man.
Next a hare will be started; afterwards a frog, and
other objects; and when we reach the end of our excursion,
if we mistake not, it will be confessed that the moon
has created more merriment, more marvel, and more mystery,
than all of the other orbs taken together.
But before we forget the fair moon
in the society of its famous man, let us soothe our
spirits in sweet oblivion of discussions and dissertations,
while we survey its argentine glories with poetic
rapture. Like Shelley, we are all in love with
“That orbed maiden,
with white fire laden,
Whom mortals call the
moon.” (The Cloud.)
Our little loves, who take the lowest
seats in the domestic synagogue, if they cannot have
the moon by crying for it, will rush out, when they
ought to be in bed, and chant,
“Boys and girls
come out to play,
The moon doth shine
as bright as day.”
The young ladies of the family, without
a tincture of affectation, will languish as they gaze
on the lovely Luna. Not, as a grumpy, grisly
old bear of a bachelor once said, “Because there’s
a man in it!” No; the precious pets are fond
of moonlight rather because they are the daughters
of Eve. They are in sympathy with all that is
bright and beautiful in the heavens above, and in the
earth beneath; and it has even been suspected that
the only reason why they ever assume that invisible
round-about called crinoline is that, like the moon,
they may move in a circle. Our greatest men, likewise,
are susceptible to Luna’s blandishments.
In proof of this we may produce a story told by Mark
Lemon, at one time the able editor of Punch.
By the way, an irrepressible propensity to play upon
words has reminded some one that punch is always improved
by the essence of lemon. But this we leave to
the bibulous, and go on with the story. Lord
Brougham, speaking of the salary attached to a new
judgeship, said it was all moonshine. Lord Lyndhurst,
in his dry and waggish way, remarked, “May be
so, my Lord Harry; but I have a strong notion that,
moonshine though it be, you would like to see the
first quarter of it.” That Hibernian
was a discriminating admirer of the moon who said
that the sun was a coward, because he always went
away as soon as it began to grow dark, and never came
back till it was light again; while the blessed moon
stayed with us through the forsaken night. And
now, feeling refreshed with these exhilarating meditations,
we, for awhile, leave this lovable orb to those astronomical
stars who have studied the heavens from their earliest
history; and hasten to make ourselves acquainted with
the proper study of mankind, the ludicrous and legendary
lunar man.