I walked boldly into the room.
All sense of fear had vanished in a wave of anger
that swept over me, anger with myself for letting myself
be trapped, anger with my companion for his treachery.
Schmalz stood at my elbow with a smile
full of malice on his face.
“There now!” he cried,
“you see, you are among friends! Am I not
thoughtful to have prepared this little surprise for
you? See, I have brought you to the one man you
have crossed so many hundreds of miles of ocean to
see! Herr Doktor! this is Dr. Semlin.
Dr. Semlin: Dr. Grundt.”
The other had by now heaved his unwieldy
frame from the chair.
“Dr. Semlin?” he said,
in a perfectly emotionless voice, une voix blanche,
as the French say, “this is an unexpected pleasure.
I never thought we should meet in Berlin. I had
believed our rendezvous to have been fixed for Rotterdam.
Still, better late than never!” And he extended
to me a white, fat hand.
“Our friend, the Herr Leutnant,”
I answered carelessly, “omitted to inform me
that he was acquainted with you, as, indeed, he failed
to warn me that I should have the pleasure of seeing
you here to-night.”
“We owe that pleasure,”
Clubfoot replied with a smile that displayed a glitter
of gold in his teeth, “to a purely fortuitous
encounter at the Casino at Goch, as, indeed, it would
appear, I am similarly indebted to chance for the
unlooked-for boon of making your personal acquaintance
here this evening.”
He bowed to Schmalz as he said this.
“But come,” he went on,
“if I may make bold to offer you the hospitality
of your own room, sit down and try a glass of this
excellent Brauneberger. Rhine wine must be scarce
where you come from. We have much to tell one
another, you and I.”
Again he bared his golden teeth in a smile.
“By all means,” I said.
“But I fear we keep our young friend from his
bed. Doubtless, you have no secrets from him,
but you will agree, Herr Doktor, that our conversation
should best be tete-a-tete.”
“Schmalz, dear friend,”
Clubfoot exclaimed with a sigh of regret, “much
as I should like ... I am indeed truly sorry that
we should be deprived of your company, but I cannot
contest the profound accuracy of our friend’s
remark. If you could go to the sitting-room for
a few minutes....”
The young lieutenant flushed angrily.
“If you prefer my room to my
company ... by all means,” he retorted gruffly,
“but I think, in the circumstances, that I shall
go to bed.”
And he turned on his heel and walked
out of the room, shutting the door with rather more
force than was necessary, I thought.
Clubfoot sighed.
“Ach! youth! youth!”
he cried, “the same impetuous youth that is at
this very moment hacking out for Germany a world empire
amidst the nations in arms. A wonderful race,
a race of giants, our German youth, Herr Doktor
... the mainspring of our great German machine as
they find who resist it. A glass of wine!”
The man’s speech and manner
boded ill for me, I felt. I would have infinitely
preferred violent language and open threats to the
subtle menace that lay concealed beneath all this
suavity.
“You smoke?” queried Clubfoot.
“No!” he held up his hand to
stop me as I was reaching for my cigarette case, “you
shall have a cigar not one of our poor
German Hamburgers, but a fine Havana cigar given me
by a member of the English Privy Council. You
stare! Aha! I repeat, by a member of the
English Privy Council, to me, the Boche, the barbarian,
the Hun! No hole and corner work for the old doctor.
Der Stelze may be lame, Clubfoot may be past
his work, but when he travels en mission, he
travels en prince, the man of wealth and substance.
There is none too high to do him honour, to listen
to his views on poor, misguided Germany, the land
of thinkers sold into bondage to the militarists!
Bah! the fools!”
He snarled venomously. This man
was beginning to interest me. His rapid change
of moods was fascinating, now the kindly philosopher,
now the Teuton braggart, now the Hun incorporate.
As he limped across the room to fetch his cigar case
from the mantelpiece, I studied him.
He was a vast man, not so much by
reason of his height, which was below the medium,
but his bulk, which was enormous. The span of
his shoulders was immense, and, though a heavy paunch
and a white flabbiness of face spoke of a gross, sedentary
life, he was obviously a man of quite unusual strength.
His arms particularly were out of all proportion to
his stature, being so long that his hands hung down
on either side of him when he stood erect, like the
paws of some giant ape. Altogether, there was
something decidedly simian about his appearance his
squat nose with hairy, open nostrils, and the general
hirsuteness of the man, his bushy eyebrows, the tufts
of black hair on his cheekbones and on the backs of
his big, spade like hands. And there was that
in his eyes, dark and courageous beneath the shaggy
brows, that hinted at accesses of ape-like fury, uncontrollable
and ferocious.
He gave me his cigar which, as he
had said, was a good one, and, after a preliminary
sip of his wine, began to speak.
“I am a plain man, Herr
Doktor,” he said, “and I like plain
speaking. That is why I am going to speak quite
plainly to you. When it became apparent to that
person whom it is not necessary to name further greatly
desired a certain letter to be recovered, I naturally
expected that I, who am a past member in affairs of
this order, notably, on behalf of the person concerned,
would have been entrusted with the mission. It
was I who discovered the author of the theft in an
English internment camp; it was I who prevailed upon
him to acquiesce in our terms; it was I who finally
located the hiding place of the document ... all this,
mark you, without setting foot in England.”
My thoughts flew back again to the
three slips of paper in their canvas cover, the divided
crest, the big, sprawling, upright handwriting.
I should have known that hand. I had seen it
often enough on certain photographs which were accorded
the place of honour in the drawing room at Consistorial-Rat
von Mayburg’s at Bonn.
“I therefore had the prior claim,”
Clubfoot continued, “to be entrusted with the
important task of fetching the document and of handing
it back to the writer. But the gentleman was
in a hurry; the gentleman always is; he could not
wait for that old slowcoach of a Clubfoot to mature
his plans for getting into England, securing the document,
and getting out again.
“So Bernstorff is called into
consultation, the head of an embassy that has made
the German secret service the laughing-stock of the
world, an ambassador that has his private papers filched
by a common sneak-thief in the underground railway
and is fool enough to send home the most valuable
documents by a jackass of a military attache who lets
the whole lot be taken from him by a dunderheaded
British customs officer at Falmouth! This was
the man who was to replace me!
“Bernstorff is accordingly bidden
to despatch one of his trusty servants to England,
with all suitable precautions, to do my work.
You are chosen, and I will pay you the compliment
of saying that you fulfilled your mission in a manner
that is singularly out of keeping with the usual method
of procedure of that gentleman’s emissaries.
“But, my dear Doktor ...
pray fill your glass. That cigar is good, is it
not? I thought you would appreciate a good cigar....
As I was saying, you were handicapped from the first.
When you reach the place indicated to you in your
instructions, you find only half the document.
The wily thief has sliced it in two so as to make
sure of his money before parting with the goods.
They didn’t know, of course, that Clubfoot, the
old slowcoach, who is past his work, was aware of this
already, and had made his plans accordingly.
But, in the end, they had to send for me. ‘The
good Clubfoot,’ ‘old chap,’ ‘sly
old fox,’ and all the rest of it would
run across to England and secure the other half, while
Count Bernstorff’s smart young man from America
would wait in Rotterdam until Herr Dr. Grundt arrived
and handed him the other portion.
“But Count Bernstorff’s
young man does nothing of the kind. He is one
too many for the old fox. He does not wait for
him. He runs away, after displaying unusual determination
in dealing with a prying Englander whose
fate should be a lesson to all who interfere in other
people’s business and goes to Germany,
leaving poor old Clubfoot in the lurch. You must
admit, Herr Doktor, that I have been hardly
used by yourself as well as by another
person?”
My throat was dry with anxiety.
What did the man mean by his veiled allusions to “all
who interfere in other people’s business?”
I cleared my throat to speak.
Clubfoot raised a great hand in deprecation.
“No explanation, Herr Doktor,
I beg” (his tone was perfectly unconcerned and
friendly), “let me have my say. When I found
out that you had left Rotterdam by the
way, you must let me congratulate you on the remarkable
fertility of resource you displayed in quitting Frau
Schratt’s hospitable house when I
found you were gone, I sat down and thought things
out.
“I reflected that an astute
American like yourself (believe me, you are very astute)
would probably be accustomed to look at everything
from the business standpoint. ’I will also
consider the matter from the business standpoint,’
I said to myself, and I decided that, in your place,
I too would not be content to accept, as sole payment
for the danger of my mission, the scarcely generous
compensation that Count Bernstorff allots to his collaborators.
No, I should wish to secure a little renown for myself,
or, were that not possible, then some monetary gain
proportionate with the risks I had run. You see,
I have been at pains to put myself wholly in your
place. I hope I have not said anything tactless.
If so, I can at least acquit myself of any desire to
offend.”
“On the contrary, Herr
Doktor,” I replied, “you are the model
of tact and diplomacy.”
His eyes narrowed a little at this.
I thought he wouldn’t like that word “diplomacy.”
“Another glass of wine?
You may safely venture; there is not a headache in
a bottle of it. Well, Herr Doktor, since
you have followed me so patiently thus far, I will
go further. I told you, when I first saw you
this evening, that I was delighted at our meeting.
That was no mere banality, but the sober truth.
For, you see, I am the very person with whom, in the
circumstances, you would wish to get in touch.
Deprived of the honour, rightly belonging to me, of
undertaking this mission single-handed and of fulfilling
it alone, I find that you can enable me to carry out
the mission to a successful conclusion, whilst I, for
my part, am able and willing to recompense your services
as they deserve and not according to Bernstorff’s
starvation scale.
“To make a long story short, Herr Doktor
... how much?”
He brought his remarks to this abrupt
anticlimax so suddenly that I was taken aback.
The man was watching me intently for all his apparent
nonchalance, and I felt more than ever the necessity
for being on my guard. If I could only fathom
how much he knew. Of two things I felt fairly
sure: the fellow believed me to be Semlin and
was under the impression that I still retained my
portion of the document. I should have to gain
time. The bargain he proposed over my half of
the letter might give me an opportunity of doing that.
Moreover, I must find out whether he really had the
other half of the document, and in that case, where
he kept it.
He broke the silence.
“Well, Herr Doktor,”
he said, “do you want me to start the bidding?
You needn’t be afraid. I am generous.”
I leant forward earnestly in my chair.
“You have spoken with admirable
frankness, Herr Doktor,” I said, “and
I will be equally plain, but I will be brief.
In the first place, I wish to know that you are the
man you profess to be: so far, you must remember,
I have only the assurance of our excitable young friend.”
“Your caution is most praiseworthy,”
said the other, “but I should imagine I carry
my name written on my boot.” And he lifted
his hideous and deformed foot.
“That is scarcely sufficient
guarantee,” I answered, “in a matter of
this importance. A detail like that could easily
be counterfeited, or otherwise provided for.”
“My badge,” and the man
produced from his waistcoat pocket a silver star identical
with the one I carried on my braces, but bearing only
the letter “G” above the inscription “Abt.
VII.”
“That, even,” I retorted, “is not
conclusive.”
Clubfoot’s mind was extraordinarily
alert, however gross and heavy his body might be.
He paused for a moment in reflection,
his hands crossed upon his great paunch.
“Why not?” he said suddenly,
reached out for his cigar-case, beside him on the
table, and produced three slips of paper highly glazed
and covered with that unforgettable, sprawling hand,
a portion of a gilded crest at the top in
short, the missing half of the document I had found
in Semlin’s bag. Clubfoot held them out
fanwise for me to see, but well out of my reach, and
he kept a great, spatulate thumb over the top of the
first sheet where the name of the addressee should
have been.
“I trust you are now convinced,
Herr Doktor,” he said, with a smile
that bared his teeth, and, putting the pieces together,
he folded them across, tucked them away in the cigar-case
again, and thrust it into his pocket.
I must test the ground further.
“Has it occurred to you, Herr
Doktor,” I asked, “that we have very
little time at our disposal? The person whom we
serve must be anxiously waiting....”
Clubfoot laughed and shook his head.
“I want that half-letter badly,”
he said, “but there’s no violent hurry.
So I fear you must leave that argument out of your
presentation of the case, for it has no commercial
value. The person you speak of is not in Berlin.”
I had heard something of the Kaiser’s
sudden appearances and disappearances during the war,
but I had not thought they could be so well managed
as to be kept from the knowledge of one of his own
trusted servants, for such I judged Clubfoot to be.
Evidently, he knew nothing of my visit to the Castle
that evening, and I was for a moment unpatriotic enough
to wish I had kept my half of the letter that I might
give it to Clubfoot now to save the coming exposure.
“A thousand dollars!” Clubfoot said.
I remained silent.
“Two? Three? Four
thousand? Man, you are greedy. Well, I will
make it five thousand twenty thousand marks....”
“Herr Doktor,”
I said, “I don’t want your money.
I want to be fair with you. When the ... the
person we know of sends for you, we will go together.
You shall tell the large part you have played in this
affair. I only want credit for what I have done,
nothing more....”
A knock came at the door. The porter entered.
“A telegram for the Herr Doktor,”
he said, presenting a salver.
Somewhere near by a band was playing
dance music ... one of those rousing, splendidly accented
Viennese waltzes. There seemed to be a ball on,
for through the open door of the room, I heard, mingled
with the strains of the music, the sound of feet and
the hum of voices.
Then the door closed, shutting out the outer world
again.
“You permit me,” said
Grundt curtly, as he broke the seal of the telegram.
So as not to seem to observe him, I got up and walked
across to the window, and leaned against the warm
radiator.
“Well?” said a voice from the arm-chair.
“Well?” I echoed.
“I have made you my proposal,
Herr Doktor: you have made yours.
Yours is quite unacceptable. I have told you
with great frankness why it is necessary that I should
have your portion of the document and the sum I am
prepared to pay for it. I set its value at five
thousand dollars. I will pay you the money over
in cash, here and now, in good German bank-notes,
in exchange for those slips of paper.”
The man’s suavity had all but
vanished: his voice was harsh and stern.
His eyes glittered under his shaggy brows as he looked
at me. Had I been less agitated, I should have
noted this, as a portent of the coming storm, also
his great ape’s hands picking nervously at the
telegram in his lap.
“I have already told you,”
I said firmly, “that I don’t want your
money. You know my terms!”
He rose up from his seat and his figure seemed to
tower.
“Terms?” he cried in a
voice that quivered with suppressed passion, “terms?
Understand that I give orders. I accept terms
from no man. We waste time here talking.
Come, take the money and give me the paper.”
I shook my head. My brain was
clear, but I felt the crisis was coming. I took
a good grip with my hands of the marble slab covering
the radiator behind me to give me confidence.
The slab yielded: mechanically I noted that it
was loose.
The man in front of me was shaking with rage.
“Listen!” he said.
“I’ll give you one more chance. But
mark my words well. Do you know what happened
to the man that stole that document? The English
took him out and shot him on account of what was found
in his house when they raided it. Do you know
what happened to the interpreter at the internment
camp, who was our go-between, who played us false by
cutting the document in half? The English shot
him too, on account of what was found in letters
that came to him openly through the post? And
who settled Schulte? And who settled the other
man? Who contrived the traps that sent them to
their doom? It was I, Grundt, I,
the cripple, I, the Clubfoot, that had these
traitors despatched as an example to the six thousand
of us who serve our Emperor and empire in darkness!
You dog, I’ll smash you!”
He was gibbering like an angry ape:
his frame was shaking with fury: every hair in
the tangle on his face and hands seemed to bristle
with his Berserker frenzy.
But he kept away from me, and I saw
that he was still fighting to preserve his self-control.
I maintained a bold front.
“This may do for your own people,”
I said contemptuously, “but it doesn’t
impress me, I’m an American citizen!”
He was calmer now, but his eyes glittered dangerously.
“An American citizen?”
he said in an icy tone. Then he fairly hissed
at me:
“You fool! Blind, besotted
fool! Do you think you can trifle with the might
of the German Empire? Ah! I’ve played
a pretty game with you, you dirty English dog!
I’ve watched you squirming and writhing whilst
the stupid German told you his pretty little tale
and plied you with his wine and his cigars. You’re
in our power now, you miserable English hound!
Do you understand that? Now call on your fleet
to come and save you!
“Listen! I’ll be
frank with you to the last. I’ve had my
suspicions of you from the first, when they telephoned
me that you had escaped from the hotel, but I wanted
to make sure. Ever since you have been
in this room it has been in my power to push that
bell there and send you to Spandau, where they
rid us of such dirty dogs as you.
“But the game amused me.
I liked to see the Herr Englander playing the spy
against me, the master of them all. Do
you know, you fool, that old Schratt knows English,
that she spent years of her harlot’s life in
London, and that when you allowed her a glimpse of
that passport, your own passport, the one you so cleverly
burned, she remembered the name? Ah! you didn’t
know that, did you?
“Shall I tell you what was in
that telegram they just brought me? It was from
Schratt, our faithful Schratt, who shall have a bangle
for this night’s work, to say that the corpse
at the hotel has a chain round its neck with an identity
disc in the name of Semlin. Ha! you didn’t
know that either, did you?
“And you would bargain
and chaffer with me! You would dictate your
terms, you scum! You with your head in a noose,
a spy that has failed in his mission, a miserable
wretch that I can send to his death with a flip of
my little finger! You impudent hound! Well,
you’ll get your deserts this time, Captain Desmond
Okewood ... but I’ll have that paper first!”
Roaring “Give it to me!”
he rushed at me like some frenzied beast of the jungle.
The veins stood out at his temples, his hairy nostrils
opened and closed as his breath came faster, his long
arms shot out and his great paws clutched at my throat.
But I was waiting for him. As
he came at me, I heard his clubfoot stump once on
the polished floor, then, from the radiator behind
me, I raised high in my arms the heavy marble slab,
and with every ounce of strength in my body brought
it crashing down on his head.
He fell like a log, the blood oozing
sluggishly from his head on to the parquet. I
stopped an instant, snatched the cigar-case from the
pocket where he had placed it, extracted the document
and fled from the room.