‘YOU come back with me, Vic, don’t you?’
‘You silly,’ said Victoria,
witheringly, ’I don’t go off to-day, Gertie,
worse luck.’
‘Worse luck! I don’t
think,’ cried Gertie. ’I’ll
swap with you, if you like. As if yer didn’t
know it’s settling day. Why there’s
two and a kick in it!’
‘Shut it,’ remarked a
fat, dark girl, placidly helping herself to potatoes,
‘some people make a sight too much out of settling
day.’
‘Perhaps yer’ll tell me
wot yer mean, Miss Prodgitt,’ snarled Gertie,
her brown eyes flashing, her cockney accent attaining
a heroic pitch.
‘What I say,’ remarked
Miss Prodgitt, with the patronising air that usually
accompanies this enlightening answer.
‘Ho, indeed,’ snapped
Gertie, ’then p’raps yer’ll keep
wot yer’ve got ter sye to yersel, Miss
Prodgitt.’
The fat girl opened her mouth, then,
changing her mind, turned to Victoria and informed
her that the weather was very cold for the time of
the year.
‘That’ll do, Gertie,’
remarked Lottie, ’you leave Bella alone and hook
it.’
Gertie glowered for a moment, wasted
another look of scorn on her opponent and flounced
out of the room into a cupboard-like dark place, whence
issued sounds like the growl of an angry cat.
Something had obviously happened to her hat.
Victoria looked round aimlessly.
She had no appetite; for half-past three, the barbarous
lunch hour of the Rosebud girls, seemed calculated
to limit the food bill. By her side Bella was
conscientiously absorbing the potatoes that her daintier
companions had left over from the Irish stew.
Lottie was deeply engrossed in a copy of London
Opinion, left behind by a customer. Victoria
surveyed the room, almost absolutely bare save in
the essentials of chairs and tables. It was not
unsightly, excepting the fact that it was probably
swept now and then but never cleaned out. Upon
the wall opposite was stuck a penny souvenir which
proclaimed the fact that the Emperor of Patagonia had
lunched at the Guildhall. By its side hung a
large looking glass co-operatively purchased by the
staff. Another wall was occupied by pegs on which
hung sundry dust coats and feather boas, mostly smart.
Gertie, in the corner, was still fumbling in the place
known as ‘Heath’s’ because it represented
the ‘Hatterie.’ It was a silent party
enough, this; even the two other girls on duty downstairs
would not have increased the animation much.
Victoria sat back in her chair, and, glancing at the
little watch she carried on her wrist in a leather
strap, saw she still had ten minutes to think.
Victoria watched Gertie, who had come
out of ‘Heath’s’ and was poising
her hat before the glass. She was a neat little
thing, round everywhere, trim in the figure, standing
well on her toes; her brown hair and eyes, pursed
up little mouth, small, sharp nose, all spoke of briskness
and self-confidence.
‘Quarter to four, doin’
a bunk,’ she remarked generally over her shoulder.
‘Mind Butty doesn’t catch you,’
said Victoria.
‘Oh, he’s all right,’ said Gertie,
‘we’re pals.’
Fat Bella, chewing the cud at the
table, shot a malevolent glance at her. Gertie
took no notice of her, tied on her veil with a snap,
and collected her steel purse, parasol, and long white
cotton gloves.
‘Bye, everybody,’ she
said, ’be good. Bye, Miss Prodgitt; wish
yer luck with yer perliceman, but you take my tip;
all what glitters isn’t coppers.’
Before Miss Prodgitt could find a
retort to this ruthless exposure of her idyll, Gertie
had vanished down the stairs. Lottie dreamily
turned to the last page of London Opinion and
vainly attempted to sound the middle of her back;
she was clearly disturbed by the advertisement of a
patent medicine. Victoria watched her amusedly.
They were not bad sorts, any of them.
Lottie, in her sharp way, had been a kindly guide
in the early days, explained the meaning of ‘checks,’
shown her how to distinguish the inflexion on the word
‘bill,’ that tells whether a customer
wants the bill of fare or the bill of costs, imparted
too the wonderful mnemonics which enable a waitress
to sort four simultaneous orders. Gertie, the
only frankly common member of the staff, barked ever
but bit never. As for Bella, poor soul, she represented
neutrality. The thread of her life was woven;
she would marry her policeman when he got his stripe,
and bear him dull company to the grave. Gertie
would no doubt look after herself. Not being likely
to marry, she might keep straight and end as a manageress,
probably save nothing and end in the workhouse, or
go wrong and live somehow, and then die as quickly
as a robin passing from the sunshine to the darkness.
Lottie was a greater problem; in her intelligence lay
danger; she had imagination, which in girls of her
class is a perilous possession. Her enthusiasm
might take her anywhere, but very much more likely
to misery than to happiness. However, as she
was visibly weak-chested, Victoria took comfort in
the thought that the air of the underground smoking-room
would some day settle her troubles.
Victoria did not follow up her own
line of life because as for all young things, there
was no end for her nothing but mist ahead,
with a rosy tinge in it. Sufficient was it that
she was in receipt of a fairly regular income, not
exactly overworked, neither happy nor miserable.
Apart from the two hours rush in the middle of the
day, there was nothing to worry her. After two
months she had worked up a fair connection; she could
not rival the experienced Lottie, nor even Gertie
whose forward little ways always ‘caught on,’
but she kept up an average of some fourteen shillings
a week in tips. Thus she scored over Gladys and
Cora, whose looks and manners were unimpressive, lymphatic
Bella being of course outclassed by everybody.
Twenty-one and six a week was none too much for Victoria,
whose ideas of clothes were fatally upper middle class;
good, and not too cheap. Still, she was enough
of her class to live within her income, and even add
a shilling now and then to her little hoard.
A door opened downstairs. ’Four
o’clock! Come down! Vic! Bella!
Lottie! Vat are you doing? gn?’
Bella jumped up in terror, her fat
cheeks quivering like jelly. ’Coming, Mr
Stein, coming,’ she cried, making for the stairs.
Victoria followed more slowly. Lottie, secure
in her privileges as head waitress, did not move until
she heard the door below slam behind them.
Victoria lazily made for her tables.
They were unoccupied save by a youth of the junior
clerk type.
‘Small tea toasted scone, Miss,’
said the monarch with an approving look at Victoria’s
eyes. As she turned to execute his order he threw
himself back in the bamboo arm chair. He joined
his ten finger tips, and, crossing his legs, negligently
displayed a purple sock. He retained this attitude
until the return of Victoria.
‘Kyou,’ she said, depositing
his cup before him. She had unconsciously acquired
this incomprehensible habit of waitresses.
The young man availed himself of the
wait for the scone to inform Victoria that it was
a cold day.
‘We don’t notice it here,’ she said
graciously enough.
‘Hot place, eh,’ said the customer with
a wink.
Victoria smiled. In the early
days she would have snubbed him, but she had heard
the remark before and had a stereotyped answer ready
which, with a new customer, invariably earned her
a reputation for wit.
‘Oh, the hotter the fewer.’
She smiled negligently, moving away towards the counter.
When she returned with the scone, the youth held out
his hand for the plate, and, taking it, touched the
side of hers with his finger tips. She gave him
a faint smile and sat down a couple of yards away
on a chair marked ‘Attendant.’
The youth congratulated her upon the
prettiness of the place. Victoria helped him
through his scone by agreeing with him generally.
She completed her conquest by lightly touching his
shoulder as she gave him his check.
‘Penny?’ asked Bella,
as the youth gone, Victoria slipped her fingers under
the cup.
‘Gent,’ replied Victoria, displaying three
coppers.
Bella sighed. ’You’ve
got all the luck, don’t often get a twopenny;
never had a gent in my life.’
‘I don’t wonder you don’t,’
said Cora from the other side of the room, ’looking
as pleasant as if you were being photographed.
You got to give the boys some sport.’
Bella sighed. ’It’s
all very well, Cora, I’m an ugly one, that’s
what it is.’
‘Get out; I’m not a blooming
daisy. Try washing your hair . . .’
‘It’s wrong,’ interposed Bella ponderously.
‘Oh, shut it, Miss Prodgitt, I’ve
no patience with you.’
Cora walked away to the counter where
Gladys was brewing tea. There was a singular
similarity between these two; both were short and plump;
both used henna to bring their hair up to a certain
hue of redness; both had complexions obviously
too dark for the copper of their locks, belied as
it was already by their brown eyes. Indeed their
resemblance frequently created trouble, for each maintained
that the other ruined her trade by making her face
cheap.
‘Can’t help it if you’ve
got a cheap face,’ was the invariable answer
from either. ‘You go home and come back
when the rhubarb’s out,’ usually served
as a retort.
The July afternoon oozed away.
It was cool; now and then an effluvium of tea came
to Victoria, mingled with the scent of toast.
Now and then too the rumble of a dray or the clatter
of a hansom filtered into the dullness. Victoria
almost slept.
The inner door opened. A tall,
stout, elderly man entered, throwing a savage glance
round the shop. There was a little stir among
the girls. Bella’s rigidity increased tenfold.
Cora and Gladys suddenly stopped talking. Alone
Victoria and Lottie seemed unconcerned at the entrance
of Butty, for ‘Butty’ it was.
‘Butty,’ otherwise Mr
Burton, the chairman of ‘Rosebud, Ltd.,’
continued to glare theatrically. He wore a blue
suit of a crude tint, a check black and white waistcoat,
a soft fronted brown shirt and, set in a shilling
poplin tie, a large black pearl. Under a grey
bowler set far back on his head his forehead sloped
away to his wispy greying hair. His nose was
large and veined, his cheeks pendulous and touched
with rosacia; his hanging underlip revealed yellow
teeth. The heavy dullness of his face was somewhat
relieved by his little blue eyes, piercing and sparkling
like those of a snake. His face was that of a
man who is looking for faults to correct.
Mr Burton strode through the shop
to the counter where Cora and Gladys at once assumed
an air of rectitude while he examined the cash register.
Then, without a word, he returned towards the doorway,
sweeping Lottie’s tables with a discontented
glance, and came to a stop before one of Bella’s
tables.
‘What’s this? what the
devil do you mean by this?’ thundered Butty,
pointing to a soiled plate and cup.
‘Oh, sir, I’m sorry, I . . .’ gasped
Bella, ‘I . . .’
‘Now look here, my girl,’
hissed Butty, savagely, ’don’t you give
me any of your lip. If I ever find anything on
a table of yours thirty seconds after a customer’s
gone, it’s the sack. Take it from me.’
He walked to the steps and descended
into the smoking-room. Cora and Gladys went into
fits of silent mirth, pointing at poor Bella.
Lottie, unconcerned as ever, vainly tried to extract
interest from the shop copy of ‘What’s
On.’
‘Victoria,’ came Butty’s
voice from below. ’Where’s Mr Stein?
Come down.’
‘He’s washing, sir,’
said Victoria, bending over the banisters.
‘Oh, washing is he? first time
I’ve caught him at it,’ came the answer
with vicious jocularity. ‘Here’s a
nice state of things; come down.’
Victoria went down the steps.
’Now then, why aren’t
these salt cellars put away? It’s your job
before you come up.’
‘If you please, sir, it’s
settling day,’ said Victoria quietly, ’we
open this room again at six.’
‘Oh, yes, s’pose you’re
right. I don’t blame you. Never have
to,’ said Butty grudgingly, then ingratiatingly.
‘No, sir,’ said Victoria.
‘No, you’re not like the
others,’ said Butty negligently coming closer
to her.
Victoria smiled respectfully, but
edged a little away. Butty eyed her narrowly,
his lips smiling and a little moist. Then his
hand suddenly shot out and seized her by the arm,
high up, just under the short sleeve.
‘You’re a nice girl,’ he said, looking
into her eyes.
Victoria said nothing, but tried to
free herself. She tried harder as she felt on
her forearm the moist warmth of the ball of Butty’s
thumb softly caressing it.
‘Let me go, sir,’ she
whispered, ’they can see you through the banisters.’
‘Never you mind, Vic,’
said Butty drawing her towards him.
Victoria slipped from his grasp, ran
to the stairs, but remembered to climb them in a natural
and leisurely manner.
‘Cool, very cool,’ said
Butty, approvingly, ‘fine girl, fine girl.’
He passed his tongue over his lips, which had suddenly
gone dry.
When Victoria returned to her seat
Lottie had not moved; Bella sat deep in her own despair,
but, behind the counter, Cora and Gladys were fixing
two stern pairs of eyes upon the favourite.