Jack Nugent’s first idea on
seeing a letter from his father asking him to meet
him at Samson Wilks’s was to send as impolite
a refusal as a strong sense of undutifulness and a
not inapt pen could arrange, but the united remonstrances
of the Kybird family made him waver.
“You go,” said Mr. Kybird,
solemnly; “take the advice of a man wot’s
seen life, and go. Who knows but wot he’s
a thinking of doing something for you?”
“Startin’ of you in business
or somethin’,” said Mrs. Kybird.
“But if ’e tries to break it off between
you and ’Melia I hope you know what to say.”
“He won’t do that,” said her husband.
“If he wants to see me,” said Mr. Nugent,
“let him come here.”
“I wouldn’t ’ave
’im in my house,” retorted Mr. Kybird,
quickly. “An Englishman’s ’ouse
is his castle, and I won’t ’ave him
in mine.”
“Why not, Dan’l,”
asked his wife, “if the two families is to be
connected?”
Mr. Kybird shook his head, and, catching
her eye, winked at her with much significance.
“’Ave it your own way,”
said Mrs. Kybird, who was always inclined to make
concessions in minor matters. “’Ave it
your own way, but don’t blame me, that’s
all I ask.”
Urged on by his friends Mr. Nugent
at last consented, and, in a reply to his father,
agreed to meet him at the house of Mr. Wilks on Thursday
evening. He was not free him-self from a slight
curiosity as to the reasons which had made the captain
unbend in so unusual a fashion.
Mr. Nathan Smith put in an appearance
at six o’clock on the fatal evening. He
was a short, slight man, with a clean-shaven face mapped
with tiny wrinkles, and a pair of colourless eyes
the blankness of whose expression defied research.
In conversation, especially conversation of a diplomatic
nature, Mr. Smith seemed to be looking through his
opponent at something beyond, an uncomfortable habit
which was a source of much discomfort to his victims.
“Here we are, then, Mr. Wilks,”
he said, putting his head in the door and smiling
at the agitated steward.
“Come in,” said Mr. Wilks, shortly.
Mr. Smith obliged. “Nice
night outside,” he said, taking a chair; “clear
over’ead. Wot a morning it ’ud be
for a sail if we was only young enough. Is that
terbacker in that canister there?”
The other pushed it towards him.
“If I was only young enough-and
silly enough,” said the boarding-house master,
producing a pipe with an unusually large bowl and slowly
filling it, “there’s nothing I should
enjoy more than a three years’ cruise.
Nothing to do and everything of the best.”
“’Ave you made all the
arrangements?” inquired Mr. Wilks, in a tone
of cold superiority.
Mr. Smith glanced affectionately at
a fish-bag of bulky appearance which stood on the
floor between his feet. “All ready,”
he said, cheerfully, “an’ if you’d
like a v’y’ge yourself I can manage it
for you in two twos. You’ve on’y
got to say the word.”
“I don’t want one,”
said the steward, fiercely; “don’t you
try none o’ your larks on me, Nathan Smith,
cos I won’t have it.”
“Lord love your ’art,”
said the boarding-master, “I wouldn’t ’urt
you. I’m on’y acting under your orders
now; yours and the captin’s. It ain’t
in my reg’lar way o’ business at all, but
I’m so good-natured I can’t say ‘no.’”
“Can’t say ‘no’
to five pounds, you mean,” retorted Mr. Wilks,
who by no means relished these remarks.
“If I was getting as much out
of it as you are I’d be a ’appy man,”
sighed Mr. Smith.
“Me!” cried the other;
“do you think I’d take money for this-why,
I’d sooner starve, I’d sooner. Wot
are you a-tapping your nose for?”
“Was I tapping it?” demanded
Mr. Smith, in surprise. “Well, I didn’t
know it. I’m glad you told me.”
“You’re quite welcome,”
said the steward, sharply. “Crimping ain’t
in my line; I’d sooner sweep the roads.”
“’Ear, ’ear,”
exclaimed Mr. Smith, approvingly. “Ah!
wot a thing it is to come acrost an honest man.
Wot a good thing it is for the eyesight.”
He stared stonily somewhere in the
direction of Mr. Wilks, and then blinking rapidly
shielded his eyes with his hand as though overcome
by the sight of so much goodness. The steward’s
wrath rose at the performance, and he glowered back
at him until his eyes watered.
“Twenty past six,” said
Mr. Smith, suddenly, as he fumbled in his waistcoat-pocket
and drew out a small folded paper. “It’s
time I made a start. I s’pose you’ve
got some salt in the house?”
“Plenty,” said Mr. Wilks.
“And beer?” inquired the other.
“Yes, there is some beer,” said the steward.
“Bring me a quart of it,”
said the boarding-master, slowly and impressively.
“I want it drawed in a china mug, with a nice
foaming ’ead on it.”
“Wot do you want it for?” inquired Mr.
Wilks, eyeing him very closely.
“Bisness purposes,” said
Mr. Smith. “If you’re very good you
shall see ’ow I do it.”
Still the steward made no move.
“I thought you brought the stuff with you,”
he remarked.
Mr. Smith looked at him with mild
reproach. “Are you managing this affair
or am I?” he inquired.
The steward went out reluctantly,
and drawing a quart mug of beer set it down on the
table and stood watching his visitor.
“And now I want a spoonful o’
sugar, a spoonful o’ salt, and a spoonful o’
vinegar,” said Mr. Smith. “Make haste
afore the ’ead goes off of it.”
Mr. Wilks withdrew grumbling, and
came back in a wonderfully short space of time considering,
with the articles required.
“Thankee,” said the other;
“you ’ave been quick. I wish
I could move as quick as you do. But you can
take ’em back now, I find I can do without ’em.”
“Where’s the beer?”
demanded the incensed Mr. Wilks; “where’s
the beer, you underhanded swab?”
“I altered my mind,” said
Mr. Smith, “and not liking waste, and seeing
by your manner that you’ve ’ad more than
enough already to-night, I drunk it. There isn’t
another man in Sunwich I could ha’ played that
trick on, no, nor a boy neither.”
Mr. Wilks was about to speak, but,
thinking better of it, threw the three spoons in the
kitchen, and resuming his seat by the fire sat with
his back half turned to his visitor.
“Bright, cheerful young chap,
’e is,” said Mr. Smith; “you’ve
knowed ’im ever since he was a baby, haven’t
you?”
Mr. Wilks made no reply.
“The Conqueror’s sailing
to-morrow morning, too,” continued his tormentor;
“his father’s old ship. ’Ow
strange it’ll seem to ’im following it
out aboard a whaler. Life is full o’ surprises,
Mr. Wilks, and wot a big surprise it would be to you
if you could ’ear wot he says about you when
he comes to ’is senses.”
“I’m obeying orders,” growled the
other.
“Quite right,” said Mr.
Smith, approvingly, as he drew a bottle of whisky
from his bag and placed it on the table. “Two
glasses and there we are. We don’t want
any salt and vinegar this time.”
Mr. Wilks turned a deaf ear.
“But ’ow are you going to manage so as
to make one silly and not the other?” he inquired.
“It’s a trade secret,”
said the other; “but I don’t mind telling
you I sent the cap’n something to take afore
he comes, and I shall be in your kitchen looking arter
things.”
“I s’pose you know wot
you’re about?” said Mr. Wilks, doubtfully.
“I s’pose so,” rejoined
the other. “Young Nu-gent trusts you, and,
of course, he’ll take anything from your ’ouse.
That’s the beauty of ’aving a character,
Mr. Wilks; a good character and a face like a baby
with grey whiskers.”
Mr. Wilks bent down and, taking up
a small brush, carefully tidied up the hearth.
“Like as not, if my part in
it gets to be known,” pursued Mr. Smith, mournfully,
“I’ll ’ave that gal of Kybird’s
scratching my eyes out or p’r’aps sticking
a hat-pin into me. I had that once; the longest
hat-pin that ever was made, I should think.”
He shook his head over the perils
of his calling, and then, after another glance at
the clock, withdrew to the kitchen with his bag, leaving
Mr. Wilks waiting in a state of intense nervousness
for the arrival of the others.
Captain Nugent was the first to put
in an appearance, and by way of setting a good example
poured a little of the whisky in his glass and sat
there waiting. Then Jack Nugent came in, fresh
and glowing, and Mr. Wilks, after standing about helplessly
for a few moments, obeyed the captain’s significant
nod and joined Mr. Smith in the kitchen.
“You’d better go for a
walk,” said that gentle-man, regarding him kindly;
“that’s wot the cap’n thought.”
Mr. Wilks acquiesced eagerly, and
tapping at the door passed through the room again
into the street. A glance as he went through
showed him that Jack Nugent was drinking, and he set
off in a panic to get away from the scene which he
had contrived.
He slackened after a time and began
to pace the streets at a rate which was less noticeable.
As he passed the Kybirds’ he shivered, and it
was not until he had consumed a pint or two of the
strongest brew procurable at the Two Schooners
that he began to regain some of his old self-esteem.
He felt almost maudlin at the sacrifice of character
he was enduring for the sake of his old master, and
the fact that he could not narrate it to sympathetic
friends was not the least of his troubles.
The shops had closed by the time he
got into the street again, and he walked down and
watched with much solemnity the reflection of the quay
lamps in the dark water of the harbour. The air
was keen and the various craft distinct in the starlight.
Perfect quiet reigned aboard the Seabird, and after
a vain attempt to screw up his courage to see the
victim taken aboard he gave it up and walked back along
the beach.
By the time he turned his steps homewards
it was nearly eleven o’clock. Fullalove
Alley was quiet, and after listening for some time
at his window he turned the handle of the door and
passed in. The nearly empty bottle stood on
the table, and an over-turned tumbler accounted for
a large, dark patch on the table-cloth. As he
entered the room the kitchen door opened and Mr. Nathan
Smith, with a broad smile on his face, stepped briskly
in.
“All over,” he said, rubbing
his hands; “he went off like a lamb, no trouble
nor fighting. He was a example to all of us.”
“Did the cap’n see ’im aboard?”
inquired Mr. Wilks.
“Certainly not,” said
the other. “As a matter o’ fact the
cap’n took a little more than I told ’im
to take, and I ’ad to help ’im up to your
bed. Accidents will ’appen, but he’ll
be all right in the morning if nobody goes near ’im.
Leave ’im perfectly quiet, and when ’e
comes downstairs give ‘im a strong cup o’
tea.”
“In my bed?” repeated the staring Mr.
Wilks.
“He’s as right as rain,”
said the boarding master. “I brought down
a pillow and blankets for you and put ’em in
the kitchen. And now I’ll take the other
two pound ten and be getting off ’ome.
It ought to be ten pounds really with the trouble
I’ve ’ad.”
Mr. Wilks laid the desired amount
on the table, and Mr. Nathan Smith placing it in his
pocket rose to go.
“Don’t disturb ’im
till he’s ’ad ’is sleep out, mind,”
he said, pausing at the door, “else I can’t
answer for the consequences. If ’e should
get up in the night and come down raving mad, try
and soothe ’im. Good-night and pleasant
dreams.”
He closed the door after him quietly,
and the horrified steward, after fetching the bed-clothes
on tiptoe from the kitchen, locked the door which
led to the staircase, and after making up a bed on
the floor lay down in his clothes and tried to get
to sleep.
He dozed off at last, but woke up
several times during the night with the cold.
The lamp burnt itself out, and in the dark he listened
intently for any sounds of life in the room above.
Then he fell asleep again, until at about half-past
seven in the morning a loud crash overhead awoke him
with a start.
In a moment he was sitting up with
every faculty on the alert. Footsteps blundered
about in the room above, and a large and rapidly widening
patch of damp showed on the ceiling. It was
evident that the sleeper, in his haste to quench an
abnormal thirst, had broken the water jug.
Mr. Wilks, shivering with dread, sprang
to his feet and stood irresolute. Judging by
the noise, the captain was evidently in a fine temper,
and Mr. Smith’s remarks about insanity occurred
to him with redoubled interest. Then he heard
a hoarse shout, the latch of the bedroom door clicked,
and the prisoner stumbled heavily downstairs and began
to fumble at the handle of the door at the bottom.
Trembling with excitement Mr. Wilks dashed forward
and turned the key, and then retreating to the street
door prepared for instant flight.
He opened the door so suddenly that
the man on the other side, with a sudden cry, fell
on all fours into the room, and raising his face stared
stupidly at the steward. Mr. Wilks’s hands
dropped to his sides and his tongue refused its office,
for in some strange fashion, quite in keeping with
the lawless proceedings of the previous night, Captain
Nugent had changed into a most excellent likeness
of his own son.