Should you ever go to Boston, and
pass along a certain street called Court Street, almost
to its western extremity, you may probably see at
your left hand, in large letters of various fantastical
shapes, the words which I have placed at the head
of this chapter; viz., “MRS. KIDDER’S
CORDIAL.” Sometimes, I believe, it is called
her cholera cordial; but it is sufficiently well known,
as I suppose, by the former name.
But how is it known? Not merely
by the sign I have mentioned, fastened up at the door
of that aforesaid shop in Court Street, but by a host
of advertisements in the public papers; and in other
cities as well as Boston. You may find them in
almost every public house, post-office, railroad depot,
and grocery in New England; or, as I might perhaps
say, in the whole Union.
I once had a child severely sick,
at a season of the year when not only the Asiatic
cholera prevailed, but also the cholera morbus.
She was teething at the time, which was doubtless
one cause of her illness, to which however,
as I suppose, other causes may have been added.
In any event, she was in a very bad condition, and
required the wisest and most careful medical attention.
There was also a young woman in the house who was
ill in the same way, but not so ill as the child.
At that time my residence was very
near the metropolis, though, as I have already told
you, Mrs. Kidder’s cordial could be had almost
everywhere. Having occasion to go to town, I fell
in with an old friend who kindly inquired after the
health of my family. When I had told him, he
boldly and with true Yankee impertinence, asked what
I had done for my family patients; to which I replied,
with a frankness and simplicity which was fully equal
to his boldness, “Nothing, as yet.”
“Do you mean to do nothing?” said he,
with some surprise. I told him that I did not
know what I might do in future, but that I saw no necessity
of using any active medication at present. “Are
you not aware,” I added, “that physicians
seldom take their own medicines or give them to their
families?”
“I know very well,” said
he, “that physicians theorize a good deal about
these matters; but after all, experience is the best
school-master. Should you lose that little girl
of yours, simply because you are anxious to carry
out a theory, will you not be likely to regret it?
As yet you have lost no children, and therefore, though
much older than myself, you have not had all the experience
which has fallen to my lot; and experience is the
best school-master.”
“True,” I answered, “I
am not too old to learn from that experience, which,
in a certain sense, is the basis of all just knowledge,
especially in medicine. What you call my theory,
or at least all the theory I have, is grounded on
this same experience; not, indeed, that of one man
in one neighborhood, nor, indeed, in one nation.
I have looked the world over.”
“And you have come to the very
wise conclusion, it would seem,” said he, “that
medicine never does any good, and that you will never
give it more, except to those who are determined to
have it, or will not fasten their faith on any thing
else.”
“Not exactly that,” I
replied. “I can think of a great number
of cases in which I would give medicine. For
example: suppose one of my children had by the
merest accident taken a dose of poison, which, if retained,
must inevitably destroy it, I would much sooner give
that child an active emetic which, of course,
is medicine than stand still and see it
die.”
“Very well,” said he,
“your child and Miss L., are, in one point of
view, poisoned. They will probably die, if you
stand still and do nothing; at least I have not a
doubt that the little girl will. Now take my
advice, and do something before it is too late.
Give up all your theories and fine-spun reasonings,
and do as others do, and save your child.”
As I had but little time for conversation
with him, even on a highly important and deeply interesting
subject, above all to point out the difference between
the two cases he mentioned. I was now about ready
to say “Good-morning,” and leave him.
“Stop a moment,” said he, “and go
with me to the second shop beyond that corner, and
get a bottle of Mrs. Kidder’s cordial for your
sick folks.”
Here I smiled. “Well,”
said he, “you may continue to smile; but you
will mourn in the end. I have used Mrs. Kidder’s
cordial in my family a good deal, and I assure you
it is no humbug. It is all it promises. Now
just go with me, for once, and get a bottle of it.
Depend upon it, you will never regret it.”
Although my good friend had not succeeded
in changing my views by his many affirmations, nor
by his strong appeal to his experience of the good
effects of the cordial in his own family (for I well
knew he had lost almost all his children), I consented
to go with him to the shop, partly to get rid of him.
When we arrived I bought a bottle of the cordial, I
believe for fifty cents, put it in my pocket,
and carried it home with me.
When I reached home I put away the
bottle, on a shelf in our family closet which was
quite unoccupied, and inquired about the patients.
The little girl was rather better, it was thought,
but Miss L. was still weak and low. I told them
about the adventure with the bookseller, but omitted
to state that I had purchased the cordial.
In a very few days, by dint of good
care and attention, and the blessing of a kind Providence,
the sick were both of them much better, and I could
leave them for a whole day at a time. My business
in town demanded my presence, and I repaired thither
again. And who should I meet, on getting out
of the omnibus, but my old friend, who had reasoned
with me so patiently and perseveringly, in defence
of Mrs. Kidder’s cordial?
He inquired, almost immediately, about
my family; to which I joyfully replied, “Better,
all better. They were better in less than two
days after I last saw you; yes, they were
a little better that very evening.”
“I told you it would be so,”
said he. “I never knew the cordial to fail
when taken in season. I have lost several children,
it is true; but they did not take it soon enough.
I am profoundly glad you were in season. Does
it not operate like a charm?”
“Exactly so,” said I,
“if it operates at all; exactly like a charm,
or like magic. Shall I tell you the whole story?”
“By all means,” he replied;
“let us have the whole of it; keep nothing back.”
“Well, then, I went home, and
placed the bottle of cordial on a high and obscure
shelf, where nobody would be likely to see it, and
proceeded with our sick folks just as before.
The bottle of cordial remained unknown, except to
myself, and untouched, and is probably untouched to
the present hour. So you see do you
not? how like a charm it operates.”
“Just like you, doctor.
Well, as long as they recovered I do not care.
But I shall always have full faith in the medicine.
I know what I know; and if all the world were of your
opinion I could not resist a full belief in the efficacy
of Mrs. Kidder’s Cholera Cordial.”
My friend was not offended with me,
for he was, in the main, a sensible, rational man.
He pitied me; but, I believe from that time forth,
gave up all hopes of my conversion. I come to
this conclusion because he has never uttered a syllable
on the subject, in my hearing, from that day to this
hour, though I have met with him probably fifty times.
There can be no doubt that were we
to place full faith in the recuperative efforts of
nature, three-fourths of our medicine perhaps
I may just as well say nine-tenths would
be quite as useful were it disposed of in the way
I disposed of Mrs. Kidder’s cordial, as when
swallowed. Nay, it is possible it might be much
more useful. If a sick person can recover without
it just as well as with it, he certainly will
get well more easily, even if it should not be more
quickly, than if he had a load of foreign substance
at his stomach to be disposed of. In other words,
to get well in spite of medicine seems to me much less
agreeable, after all that is said in its favor, than
to get well in Nature’s own way.