“Well, I guess she’s given
him the grand bounce at last,” said Fulkerson
to March in one of their moments of confidence at the
office. “That’s Mad’s inference
from appearances and disappearances; and
some little hints from Alma Leighton.”
“Well, I don’t know that
I have any criticisms to offer,” said March.
“It may be bad for Beaton, but it’s a
very good thing for Miss Leighton. Upon the whole,
I believe I congratulate her.”
“Well, I don’t know.
I always kind of hoped it would turn out the other
way. You know I always had a sneaking fondness
for the fellow.”
“Miss Leighton seems not to have had.”
“It’s a pity she hadn’t.
I tell you, March, it ain’t so easy for a girl
to get married, here in the East, that she can afford
to despise any chance.”
“Isn’t that rather a low view of it?”
“It’s a common-sense view.
Beaton has the making of a first-rate fellow in him.
He’s the raw material of a great artist and a
good citizen. All he wants is somebody to take
him in hand and keep him from makin’ an ass
of himself and kickin’ over the traces generally,
and ridin’ two or three horses bareback at once.”
“It seems a simple problem,
though the metaphor is rather complicated,”
said March. “But talk to Miss Leighton about
it. I haven’t given Beaton the grand bounce.”
He began to turn over the manuscripts
on his table, and Fulkerson went away. But March
found himself thinking of the matter from time to time
during the day, and he spoke to his wife about it when
he went home. She surprised him by taking Fulkerson’s
view of it.
“Yes, it’s a pity she
couldn’t have made up her mind to have him.
It’s better for a woman to be married.”
“I thought Paul only went so
far as to say it was well. But what would become
of Miss Leighton’s artistic career if she married?”
“Oh, her artistic career!”
said Mrs. March, with matronly contempt of it.
“But look here!” cried
her husband. “Suppose she doesn’t
like him?”
“How can a girl of that age
tell whether she likes any one or not?”
“It seems to me you were able
to tell at that age, Isabel. But let’s
examine this thing. (This thing! I believe Fulkerson
is characterizing my whole parlance, as well as your
morals.) Why shouldn’t we rejoice as much at
a non-marriage as a marriage? When we consider
the enormous risks people take in linking their lives
together, after not half so much thought as goes to
an ordinary horse trade, I think we ought to be glad
whenever they don’t do it. I believe that
this popular demand for the matrimony of others comes
from our novel-reading. We get to thinking that
there is no other happiness or good-fortune in life
except marriage; and it’s offered in fiction
as the highest premium for virtue, courage, beauty,
learning, and saving human life. We all know it
isn’t. We know that in reality marriage
is dog cheap, and anybody can have it for the asking if
he keeps asking enough people. By-and-by some
fellow will wake up and see that a first-class story
can be written from the anti-marriage point of view;
and he’ll begin with an engaged couple, and devote
his novel to disengaging them and rendering them separately
happy ever after in the denouement. It will make
his everlasting fortune.”
“Why don’t you write it,
Basil?” she asked. “It’s a delightful
idea. You could do it splendidly.”
He became fascinated with the notion.
He developed it in detail; but at the end he sighed
and said: “With this ‘Every Other
Week’ work on my hands, of course I can’t
attempt a novel. But perhaps I sha’n’t
have it long.”
She was instantly anxious to know
what he meant, and the novel and Miss Leighton’s
affair were both dropped out of their thoughts.
“What do you mean? Has Mr. Fulkerson said
anything yet?”
“Not a word. He knows no
more about it than I do. Dryfoos hasn’t
spoken, and we’re both afraid to ask him.
Of course, I couldn’t ask him.”
“No.”
“But it’s pretty uncomfortable,
to be kept hanging by the gills so, as Fulkerson says.”
“Yes, we don’t know what to do.”
March and Fulkerson said the same
to each other; and Fulkerson said that if the old
man pulled out, he did not know what would happen.
He had no capital to carry the thing on, and the very
fact that the old man had pulled out would damage
it so that it would be hard to get anybody else to
put it. In the mean time Fulkerson was running
Conrad’s office-work, when he ought to be looking
after the outside interests of the thing; and he could
not see the day when he could get married.
“I don’t know which it’s
worse for, March: you or me. I don’t
know, under the circumstances, whether it’s
worse to have a family or to want to have one.
Of course of course! We can’t
hurry the old man up. It wouldn’t be decent,
and it would be dangerous. We got to wait.”
He almost decided to draw upon Dryfoos
for some money; he did not need any, but, he said
maybe the demand would act as a hint upon him.
One day, about a week after Alma’s final rejection
of Beaton, Dryfoos came into March’s office.
Fulkerson was out, but the old man seemed not to have
tried to see him.
He put his hat on the floor by his
chair, after he sat down, and looked at March awhile
with his old eyes, which had the vitreous glitter of
old. eyes stimulated to sleeplessness. Then he
said, abruptly, “Mr. March, how would you like
to take this thing off my hands?”
“I don’t understand, exactly,”
March began; but of course he understood that Dryfoos
was offering to let him have ‘Every Other Week’
on some terms or other, and his heart leaped with
hope.
The old man knew he understood, and
so he did not explain. He said: “I
am going to Europe, to take my family there.
The doctor thinks it might do my wife some good; and
I ain’t very well myself, and my girls both want
to go; and so we’re goin’. If you
want to take this thing off my hands, I reckon I can
let you have it in ’most any shape you say.
You’re all settled here in New York, and I don’t
suppose you want to break up, much, at your time of
life, and I’ve been thinkin’ whether you
wouldn’t like to take the thing.”
The word, which Dryfoos had now used
three times, made March at last think of Fulkerson;
he had been filled too full of himself to think of
any one else till he had mastered the notion of such
wonderful good fortune as seemed about falling to
him. But now he did think of Fulkerson, and with
some shame and confusion; for he remembered how, when
Dryfoos had last approached him there on the business
of his connection with ‘Every Other Week,’
he had been very haughty with him, and told him that
he did not know him in this connection. He blushed
to find how far his thoughts had now run without encountering
this obstacle of etiquette.
“Have you spoken to Mr. Fulkerson?” he
asked.
“No, I hain’t. It
ain’t a question of management. It’s
a question of buying and selling. I offer the
thing to you first. I reckon Fulkerson couldn’t
get on very well without you.”
March saw the real difference in the
two cases, and he was glad to see it, because he could
act more decisively if not hampered by an obligation
to consistency. “I am gratified, of course,
Mr. Dryfoos; extremely gratified; and it’s no
use pretending that I shouldn’t be happy beyond
bounds to get possession of ‘Every Other Week.’
But I don’t feel quite free to talk about it
apart from Mr. Fulkerson.”
“Oh, all right!” said the old man, with
quick offence.
March hastened to say: “I
feel bound to Mr. Fulkerson in every way. He
got me to come here, and I couldn’t even seem
to act without him.”
He put it questioningly, and the old man answered:
“Yes, I can see that. When
’ll he be in? I can wait.” But
he looked impatient.
“Very soon, now,” said
March, looking at his watch. “He was only
to be gone a moment,” and while he went on to
talk with Dryfoos, he wondered why the old man should
have come first to speak with him, and whether it
was from some obscure wish to make him reparation for
displeasures in the past, or from a distrust or dislike
of Fulkerson. Whichever light he looked at it
in, it was flattering.
“Do you think of going abroad soon?” he
asked.
“What? Yes I
don’t know I reckon. We got our
passage engaged. It’s on one of them French
boats. We’re goin’ to Paris.”
“Oh! That will be interesting to the young
ladies.”
“Yes. I reckon we’re
goin’ for them. ’Tain’t likely
my wife and me would want to pull up stakes at our
age,” said the old man, sorrowfully.
“But you may find it do you
good, Mr. Dryfoos,” said March, with a kindness
that was real, mixed as it was with the selfish interest
he now had in the intended voyage.
“Well, maybe, maybe,”
sighed the old man; and he dropped his head forward.
“It don’t make a great deal of difference
what we do or we don’t do, for the few years
left.”
“I hope Mrs. Dryfoos is as well
as usual,” said March, finding the ground delicate
and difficult.
“Middlin’, middlin’,”
said the old man. “My daughter Christine,
she ain’t very well.”
“Oh,” said March.
It was quite impossible for him to affect a more explicit
interest in the fact. He and Dryfoos sat silent
for a few moments, and he was vainly casting about
in his thought for something else which would tide
them over the interval till Fulkerson came, when he
heard his step on the stairs.
“Hello, hello!” he said.
“Meeting of the clans!” It was always a
meeting of the clans, with Fulkerson, or a field day,
or an extra session, or a regular conclave, whenever
he saw people of any common interest together.
“Hain’t seen you here for a good while,
Mr. Dryfoos. Did think some of running away with
‘Every Other Week’ one while, but couldn’t
seem to work March up to the point.”
He gave Dryfoos his hand, and pushed
aside the papers on the corner of March’s desk,
and sat down there, and went on briskly with the nonsense
he could always talk while he was waiting for another
to develop any matter of business; he told March afterward
that he scented business in the air as soon as he
came into the room where he and Dryfoos were sitting.
Dryfoos seemed determined to leave
the word to March, who said, after an inquiring look
at him, “Mr. Dryfoos has been proposing to let
us have ‘Every Other Week,’ Fulkerson.”
“Well, that’s good; that
suits yours truly; March & Fulkerson, publishers and
proprietors, won’t pretend it don’t, if
the terms are all right.”
“The terms,” said the
old man, “are whatever you want ’em.
I haven’t got any more use for the concern ”
He gulped, and stopped; they knew what he was thinking
of, and they looked down in pity. He went on:
“I won’t put any more money in it; but
what I’ve put in a’ready can stay; and
you can pay me four per cent.”
He got upon his feet; and March and Fulkerson stood,
too.
“Well, I call that pretty white,”
said Fulkerson. “It’s a bargain as
far as I’m concerned. I suppose you’ll
want to talk it over with your wife, March?”
“Yes; I shall,” said March.
“I can see that it’s a great chance; but
I want to talk it over with my wife.”
“Well, that’s right,”
said the old man. “Let me hear from you
tomorrow.”
He went out, and Fulkerson began to
dance round the room. He caught March about his
stalwart girth and tried to make him waltz; the office-boy
came to the door and looked on with approval.
“Come, come, you idiot!”
said March, rooting himself to the carpet.
“It’s just throwing the
thing into our mouths,” said Fulkerson.
“The wedding will be this day week. No
cards! Teedle-lumpty-diddle! Teedle-lumpty-dee!
What do you suppose he means by it, March?” he
asked, bringing himself soberly up, of a sudden.
“What is his little game? Or is he crazy?
It don’t seem like the Dryfoos of my previous
acquaintance.”
“I suppose,” March suggested,
“that he’s got money enough, so that he
don’t care for this ”
“Pshaw! You’re a
poet! Don’t you know that the more money
that kind of man has got, the more he cares for money?
It’s some fancy of his like having
Lindau’s funeral at his house By Jings,
March, I believe you’re his fancy!”
“Oh, now! Don’t you be a poet, Fulkerson!”
“I do! He seemed to take
a kind of shine to you from the day you wouldn’t
turn off old Lindau; he did, indeed. It kind of
shook him up. It made him think you had something
in you. He was deceived by appearances. Look
here! I’m going round to see Mrs. March
with you, and explain the thing to her. I know
Mrs. March! She wouldn’t believe you knew
what you were going in for. She has a great respect
for your mind, but she don’t think you’ve
got any sense. Heigh?”
“All right,” said March,
glad of the notion; and it was really a comfort to
have Fulkerson with him to develop all the points;
and it was delightful to see how clearly and quickly
she seized them; it made March proud of her.
She was only angry that they had lost any time in coming
to submit so plain a case to her.
Mr. Dryfoos might change his mind
in the night, and then everything would be lost.
They must go to him instantly, and tell him that they
accepted; they must telegraph him.
“Might as well send a district
messenger; he’d get there next week,” said
Fulkerson. “No, no! It ’ll all
keep till to-morrow, and be the better for it.
If he’s got this fancy for March, as I say, he
ain’t agoing to change it in a single night.
People don’t change their fancies for March in
a lifetime. Heigh?”
When Fulkerson turned up very early
at the office next morning, as March did, he was less
strenuous about Dryfoos’s fancy for March.
It was as if Miss Woodburn might have blown cold upon
that theory, as something unjust to his own merit,
for which she would naturally be more jealous than
he.
March told him what he had forgotten
to tell him the day before, though he had been trying,
all through their excited talk, to get it in, that
the Dryfooses were going abroad.
“Oh, ho!” cried Fulkerson.
“That’s the milk in the cocoanut, is it?
Well, I thought there must be something.”
But this fact had not changed Mrs.
March at all in her conviction that it was Mr. Dryfoos’s
fancy for her husband which had moved him to make him
this extraordinary offer, and she reminded him that
it had first been made to him, without regard to Fulkerson.
“And perhaps,” she went on, “Mr.
Dryfoos has been changed –softened;
and doesn’t find money all in all any more.
He’s had enough to change him, poor old man!”
“Does anything from without
change us?” her husband mused aloud. “We’re
brought up to think so by the novelists, who really
have the charge of people’s thinking, nowadays.
But I doubt it, especially if the thing outside is
some great event, something cataclysmal, like this
tremendous sorrow of Dryfoos’s.”
“Then what is it that changes
us?” demanded his wife, almost angry with him
for his heresy.
“Well, it won’t do to
say, the Holy Spirit indwelling. That would sound
like cant at this day. But the old fellows that
used to say that had some glimpses of the truth.
They knew that it is the still, small voice that the
soul heeds, not the deafening blasts of doom.
I suppose I should have to say that we didn’t
change at all. We develop. There’s
the making of several characters in each of us; we
are each several characters, and sometimes this character
has the lead in us, and sometimes that. From
what Fulkerson has told me of Dryfoos, I should say
he had always had the potentiality of better things
in him than he has ever been yet; and perhaps the
time has come for the good to have its chance.
The growth in one direction has stopped; it’s
begun in another; that’s all. The man hasn’t
been changed by his son’s death; it stunned,
it benumbed him; but it couldn’t change him.
It was an event, like any other, and it had to happen
as much as his being born. It was forecast from
the beginning of time, and was as entirely an effect
of his coming into the world ”
“Basil! Basil!” cried his wife.
“This is fatalism!”
“Then you think,” he said,
“that a sparrow falls to the ground without
the will of God?” and he laughed provokingly.
But he went on more soberly: “I don’t
know what it all means Isabel though I believe it means
good. What did Christ himself say? That if
one rose from the dead it would not avail. And
yet we are always looking for the miraculous!
I believe that unhappy old man truly grieves for his
son, whom he treated cruelly without the final intention
of cruelty, for he loved him and wished to be proud
of him; but I don’t think his death has changed
him, any more than the smallest event in the chain
of events remotely working through his nature from
the beginning. But why do you think he’s
changed at all? Because he offers to sell me
Every Other Week on easy terms? He says himself
that he has no further use for the thing; and he knows
perfectly well that he couldn’t get his money
out of it now, without an enormous shrinkage.
He couldn’t appear at this late day as the owner,
and sell it to anybody but Fulkerson and me for a
fifth of what it’s cost him. He can sell
it to us for all it’s cost him; and four per
cent. is no bad interest on his money till we can
pay it back. It’s a good thing for us;
but we have to ask whether Dryfoos has done us the
good, or whether it’s the blessing of Heaven.
If it’s merely the blessing of Heaven, I don’t
propose being grateful for it.”
March laughed again, and his wife said, “It’s
disgusting.”
“It’s business,”
he assented. “Business is business; but
I don’t say it isn’t disgusting.
Lindau had a low opinion of it.”
“I think that with all his faults
Mr. Dryfoos is a better man than Lindau,” she
proclaimed.
“Well, he’s certainly
able to offer us a better thing in ’Every Other
Week,’” said March.
She knew he was enamoured of the literary
finish of his cynicism, and that at heart he was as
humbly and truly grateful as she was for the good-fortune
opening to them.