Christmas Eve, after the children
had hung up their stockings and got all ready for
St. Nic, they climbed up on the papa’s lap to
kiss him good-night, and when they both got their
arms round his neck, they said they were not going
to bed till he told them a Christmas story. Then
he saw that he would have to mind, for they were awfully
severe with him, and always made him do exactly what
they told him; it was the way they had brought him
up. He tried his best to get out of it for a while;
but after they had shaken him first this side, and
then that side, and pulled him backward and forward
till he did not know where he was, he began to think
perhaps he had better begin. The first thing he
said, after he opened his eyes, and made believe he
had been asleep, or something, was, “Well, what
did I leave off at?” and that made them just
perfectly boiling, for they understood his tricks,
and they knew he was trying to pretend that he had
told part of the story already; and they said he had
not left off anywhere because he had not commenced,
and he saw it was no use. So he commenced.
“Once there was a little Pony
Engine that used to play round the Fitchburg Depot
on the side tracks, and sleep in among the big locomotives
in the car-house — ”
The little girl lifted her head from
the papa’s shoulder, where she had dropped it.
“Is it a sad story, papa?”
“How is it going to end?” asked the boy.
“Well, it’s got a moral,” said the
papa.
“Oh, all right, if it’s
got a moral,” said the children; they had a good
deal of fun with the morals the papa put to his stories.
The boy added, “Go on,” and the little
girl prompted, “Car-house.”
The papa said, “Now every time
you stop me I shall have to begin all over again.”
But he saw that this was not going to spite them any,
so he went on: “One of the locomotives
was its mother, and she had got hurt once in a big
smash-up, so that she couldn’t run long trips
any more. She was so weak in the chest you could
hear her wheeze as far as you could see her.
But she could work round the depot, and pull empty
cars in and out, and shunt them off on the side tracks;
and she was so anxious to be useful that all the other
engines respected her, and they were very kind to
the little Pony Engine on her account, though it was
always getting in the way, and under their wheels,
and everything. They all knew it was an orphan,
for before its mother got hurt its father went through
a bridge one dark night into an arm of the sea, and
was never heard of again; he was supposed to have
been drowned. The old mother locomotive used
to say that it would never have happened if she had
been there; but poor dear N was always so venturesome,
and she had warned him against that very bridge time
and again. Then she would whistle so dolefully,
and sigh with her air-brakes enough to make anybody
cry. You see they used to be a very happy family
when they were all together, before the papa locomotive
got drowned. He was very fond of the little Pony
Engine, and told it stories at night after they got
into the car-house, at the end of some of his long
runs. It would get up on his cow-catcher, and
lean its chimney up against his, and listen till it
fell asleep. Then he would put it softly down,
and be off again in the morning before it was awake.
I tell you, those were happy days for poor N.
The little Pony Engine could just remember him; it
was awfully proud of its papa.”
The boy lifted his head and looked
at the little girl, who suddenly hid her face in the
papa’s other shoulder. “Well, I declare,
papa, she was putting up her lip.”
“I wasn’t, any such thing!”
said the little girl. “And I don’t
care! So!” and then she sobbed.
“Now, never you mind,”
said the papa to the boy. “You’ll
be putting up your lip before I’m through.
Well, and then she used to caution the little Pony
Engine against getting in the way of the big locomotives,
and told it to keep close round after her, and try
to do all it could to learn about shifting empty cars.
You see, she knew how ambitious the little Pony Engine
was, and how it wasn’t contented a bit just to
grow up in the pony-engine business, and be tied down
to the depot all its days. Once she happened
to tell it that if it was good and always did what
it was bid, perhaps a cow-catcher would grow on it
some day, and then it could be a passenger locomotive.
Mammas have to promise all sorts of things, and she
was almost distracted when she said that.”
“I don’t think she ought
to have deceived it, papa,” said the boy.
“But it ought to have known that if it was a
Pony Engine to begin with, it never could have a cow-catcher.”
“Couldn’t it?” asked the little
girl, gently.
“No; they’re kind of mooley.”
The little girl asked the papa, “What
makes Pony Engines mooley?” for she did not
choose to be told by her brother; he was only two years
older than she was, anyway.
“Well; it’s pretty hard
to say. You see, when a locomotive is first hatched — ”
“Oh, are they hatched, papa?” asked the
boy.
“Well, we’ll call
it hatched,” said the papa; but they knew he
was just funning. “They’re about
the size of tea-kettles at first; and it’s a
chance whether they will have cow-catchers or not.
If they keep their spouts, they will; and if their
spouts drop off, they won’t.”
“What makes the spout ever drop off?”
“Oh, sometimes the pip, or the gapes — ”
The children both began to shake the
papa, and he was glad enough to go on sensibly.
“Well, anyway, the mother locomotive certainly
oughtn’t to have deceived it. Still she
had to say something, and perhaps the little
Pony Engine was better employed watching its buffers
with its head-light, to see whether its cow-catcher
had begun to grow, than it would have been in listening
to the stories of the old locomotives, and sometimes
their swearing.”
“Do they swear, papa?”
asked the little girl, somewhat shocked, and yet pleased.
“Well, I never heard them, near
by. But it sounds a good deal like swearing
when you hear them on the up-grade on our hill in the
night. Where was I?”
“Swearing,” said the boy.
“And please don’t go back, now, papa.”
“Well, I won’t. It’ll
be as much as I can do to get through this story,
without going over any of it again. Well, the
thing that the little Pony Engine wanted to be, the
most in this world, was the locomotive of the Pacific
Express, that starts out every afternoon at three,
you know. It intended to apply for the place
as soon as its cow-catcher was grown, and it was always
trying to attract the locomotive’s attention,
backing and filling on the track alongside of the
train; and once it raced it a little piece, and beat
it, before the Express locomotive was under way, and
almost got in front of it on a switch. My, but
its mother was scared! She just yelled to it
with her whistle; and that night she sent it to sleep
without a particle of coal or water in its tender.
“But the little Pony Engine
didn’t care. It had beaten the Pacific
Express in a hundred yards, and what was to hinder
it from beating it as long as it chose? The little
Pony Engine could not get it out of its head.
It was just like a boy who thinks he can whip a man.”
The boy lifted his head. “Well,
a boy can, papa, if he goes to do it the right
way. Just stoop down before the man knows it,
and catch him by the legs and tip him right over.”
“Ho! I guess you see yourself!”
said the little girl, scornfully.
“Well, I could!”
said the boy; “and some day I’ll just show
you.”
“Now, little cock-sparrow, now!”
said the papa; and he laughed. “Well, the
little Pony Engine thought he could beat the Pacific
Express, anyway; and so one dark, snowy, blowy afternoon,
when his mother was off pushing some empty coal cars
up past the Know-Nothing crossing beyond Charlestown,
he got on the track in front of the Express, and when
he heard the conductor say ‘All aboard,’
and the starting gong struck, and the brakemen leaned
out and waved to the engineer, he darted off like
lightning. He had his steam up, and he just scuttled.
“Well, he was so excited for
a while that he couldn’t tell whether the Express
was gaining on him or not; but after twenty or thirty
miles, he thought he heard it pretty near. Of
course the Express locomotive was drawing a heavy
train of cars, and it had to make a stop or two — at
Charlestown, and at Concord Junction, and at Ayer — so
the Pony Engine did really gain on it a little; and
when it began to be scared it gained a good deal.
But the first place where it began to feel sorry, and
to want its mother, was in Hoosac Tunnel. It
never was in a tunnel before, and it seemed as if
it would never get out. It kept thinking, What
if the Pacific Express was to run over it there in
the dark, and its mother off there at the Fitchburg
Depot, in Boston, looking for it among the side-tracks?
It gave a perfect shriek; and just then it shot out
of the tunnel. There were a lot of locomotives
loafing around there at North Adams, and one of them
shouted out to it as it flew by, ’What’s
your hurry, little one?’ and it just screamed
back, ‘Pacific Express!’ and never stopped
to explain. They talked in locomotive language — ”
“Oh, what did it sound like?” the boy
asked.
“Well, pretty queer; I’ll
tell you some day. It knew it had no time to
fool away, and all through the long, dark night, whenever,
a locomotive hailed it, it just screamed, ‘Pacific
Express!’ and kept on. And the Express
kept gaining on it. Some of the locomotives wanted
to stop it, but they decided they had better not get
in its way, and so it whizzed along across New York
State and Ohio and Indiana, till it got to Chicago.
And the Express kept gaining on it. By that time
it was so hoarse it could hardly whisper, but it kept
saying, ’Pacific Express! Pacific Express!’
and it kept right on till it reached the Mississippi
River. There it found a long train of freight
cars before it on the bridge. It couldn’t
wait, and so it slipped down from the track to the
edge of the river and jumped across, and then scrambled
up the embankment to the track again.”
“Papa!” said the little girl, warningly.
“Truly it did,” said the papa.
“Ho! that’s nothing,”
said the boy. “A whole train of cars did
it in that Jules Verne book.”
“Well,” the papa went
on, “after that it had a little rest, for the
Express had to wait for the freight train to get off
the bridge, and the Pony Engine stopped at the first
station for a drink of water and a mouthful of coal,
and then it flew ahead. There was a kind old
locomotive at Omaha that tried to find out where it
belonged, and what its mother’s name was, but
the Pony Engine was so bewildered it couldn’t
tell. And the Express kept gaining on it.
On the plains it was chased by a pack of prairie wolves,
but it left them far behind; and the antelopes were
scared half to death. But the worst of it was
when the nightmare got after it.”
“The nightmare? Goodness!” said the
boy.
“I’ve had the nightmare,” said the
little girl.
“Oh yes, a mere human nightmare,”
said the papa. “But a locomotive nightmare
is a very different thing.”
“Why, what’s it like?”
asked the boy. The little girl was almost afraid
to ask.
“Well, it has only one leg, to begin with.”
“Pshaw!”
“Wheel, I mean. And it
has four cow-catchers, and four head-lights, and two
boilers, and eight whistles, and it just goes whirling
and screeching along. Of course it wobbles awfully;
and as it’s only got one wheel, it has to keep
skipping from one track to the other.”
“I should think it would run on the cross-ties,”
said the boy.
“Oh, very well, then!”
said the papa. “If you know so much more
about it than I do! Who’s telling this
story, anyway? Now I shall have to go back to
the beginning. Once there was a little Pony En — ”
They both put their hands over his
mouth, and just fairly begged him to go on, and at
last he did. “Well, it got away from the
nightmare about morning, but not till the nightmare
had bitten a large piece out of its tender, and then
it braced up for the home-stretch. It thought
that if it could once beat the Express to the Sierras,
it could keep the start the rest of the way, for it
could get over the mountains quicker than the Express
could, and it might be in San Francisco before the
Express got to Sacramento. The Express kept gaining
on it. But it just zipped along the upper edge
of Kansas and the lower edge of Nebraska, and on through
Colorado and Utah and Nevada, and when it got to the
Sierras it just stooped a little, and went over them
like a goat; it did, truly; just doubled up its fore
wheels under it, and jumped. And the Express
kept gaining on it. By this time it couldn’t
say ‘Pacific Express’ any more, and it
didn’t try. It just said ‘Express!
Express!’ and then ’’Press!
‘Press!’ and then ’’Ess!
‘Ess!’ and pretty soon only ’’Ss!
‘Ss!’ And the Express kept gaining
on it. Before they reached San Francisco, the
Express locomotive’s cow-catcher was almost touching
the Pony Engine’s tender; it gave one howl of
anguish as it felt the Express locomotive’s
hot breath on the place where the nightmare had bitten
the piece out, and tore through the end of the San
Francisco depot, and plunged into the Pacific Ocean,
and was never seen again. There, now,”
said the papa, trying to make the children get down,
“that’s all. Go to bed.”
The little girl was crying, and so he tried to comfort
her by keeping her in his lap.
The boy cleared his throat. “What
is the moral, papa?” he asked, huskily.
“Children, obey your parents,” said the
papa.
“And what became of the mother locomotive?”
pursued the boy.
“She had a brain-fever, and
never quite recovered the use of her mind again.”
The boy thought awhile. “Well,
I don’t see what it had to do with Christmas,
anyway.”
“Why, it was Christmas Eve when
the Pony Engine started from Boston, and Christmas
afternoon when it reached San Francisco.”
“Ho!” said the boy.
“No locomotive could get across the continent
in a day and a night, let alone a little Pony Engine.”
“But this Pony Engine had
to. Did you never hear of the beaver that clomb
the tree?”
“No! Tell — ”
“Yes, some other time.”
“But how could it get across so quick?
Just one day!”
“Well, perhaps it was a year.
Maybe it was the next Christmas after that
when it got to San Francisco.”
The papa set the little girl down,
and started to run out of the room, and both of the
children ran after him, to pound him.
When they were in bed the boy called
down-stairs to the papa, “Well, anyway, I didn’t
put up my lip.”