The mid-day dinner at Pupp’s
was the time to see the Carlsbad world, and the Marches
had the habit of sitting long at table to watch it.
There was one family in whom they
fancied a sort of literary quality, as if they had
come out of some pleasant German story, but they never
knew anything about them. The father by his dress
must have been a Protestant clergyman; the mother
had been a beauty and was still very handsome; the
daughter was good-looking, and of a good-breeding which
was both girlish and ladylike. They commended
themselves by always taking the table d’hote
dinner, as the Marches did, and eating through from
the soup and the rank fresh-water fish to the sweet,
upon the same principle: the husband ate all
the compote and gave the others his dessert, which
was not good for him. A young girl of a different
fascination remained as much a mystery. She was
small and of an extreme tenuity, which became more
bewildering as she advanced through her meal, especially
at supper, which she made of a long cucumber pickle,
a Frankfort sausage of twice the pickle’s length,
and a towering goblet of beer; in her lap she held
a shivering little hound; she was in the decorous
keeping of an elderly maid, and had every effect of
being a gracious Fräulein. A curious contrast
to her Teutonic voracity was the temperance of a young
Latin swell, imaginably from Trieste, who sat long
over his small coffee and cigarette, and tranquilly
mused upon the pages of an Italian newspaper.
At another table there was a very noisy lady, short
and fat, in flowing draperies of white, who commanded
a sallow family of South-Americans, and loudly harangued
them in South-American Spanish; she flared out in
a picture which nowhere lacked strong effects; and
in her background lurked a mysterious black face and
figure, ironically subservient to the old man, the
mild boy, and the pretty young girl in the middle
distance of the family group.
Amidst the shows of a hardened worldliness
there were touching glimpses of domesticity and heart:
a young bride fed her husband soup from her own plate
with her spoon, unabashed by the publicity; a mother
and her two pretty daughters hung about a handsome
officer, who must have been newly betrothed to one
of the girls; and, the whole family showed a helpless
fondness for him, which he did not despise, though
he held it in check; the girls dressed alike, and
seemed to have for their whole change of costume a
difference from time to time in the color of their
sleeves. The Marches believed they had seen the
growth of the romance which had eventuated so happily;
and they saw other romances which did not in any wise
eventuate. Carlsbad was evidently one of the great
marriage marts of middle Europe, where mothers brought
their daughters to be admired, and everywhere the
flower of life was blooming for the hand of love.
It blew by on all the promenades in dresses and hats
as pretty as they could be bought or imagined; but
it was chiefly at Pupp’s that it flourished.
For the most part it seemed to flourish in vain, and
to be destined to be put by for another season to
dream, bulblike, of the coming summer in the quiet
of Moldavian and Transylvanian homes.
Perhaps it was oftener of fortunate
effect than the spectators knew; but for their own
pleasure they would not have had their pang for it
less; and March objected to having a more explicit
demand upon his sympathy. “We could have
managed,” he said, at the close of their dinner,
as he looked compassionately round upon the parterre
of young girls, “we could have managed with
Burnamy and Miss Triscoe; but to have Mrs. Adding and
Kenby launched upon us is too much. Of course
I like Kenby, and if the widow alone were concerned
I would give him my blessing: a wife more or a
widow less is not going to disturb the equilibrium
of the universe; but ” He stopped,
and then he went on: “Men and women are
well enough. They complement each other very
agreeably, and they have very good times together.
But why should they get in love? It is sure
to make them uncomfortable to themselves and annoying
to others.” He broke off, and stared about
him. “My dear, this is really charming almost
as charming as the Posthof.” The crowd
spread from the open vestibule of the hotel and the
shelter of its branching pavilion roofs until it was
dimmed in the obscurity of the low grove across the
way in an ultimate depth where the musicians were
giving the afternoon concert. Between its two
stationary divisions moved a current of promenaders,
with some such effect as if the colors of a lovely
garden should have liquefied and flowed in mingled
rose and lilac, pink and yellow, and white and orange,
and all the middle tints of modern millinery.
Above on one side were the agreeable bulks of architecture,
in the buff and gray of Carlsbad; and far beyond on
the other were the upland slopes, with villas and long
curves of country roads, belted in with miles of wall.
“It would be about as offensive to have a love-interest
that one personally knew about intruded here,”
he said, “as to have a two-spanner carriage driven
through this crowd. It ought to be forbidden by
the municipality.”
Mrs. March listened with her ears,
but not with her eyes, and she answered: “See
that handsome young Greek priest! Isn’t
he an archimandrite? The portier said he
was.”
“Then let him pass for an archimandrite.
Now,” he recurred to his grievance again, dreamily,
“I have got to take Papa Triscoe in hand, and
poison his mind against Burnamy, and I shall have to
instil a few drops of venomous suspicion against Kenby
into the heart of poor little Rose Adding. Oh;”
he broke out, “they will spoil everything.
They’ll be with us morning, noon, and night,”
and he went on to work the joke of repining at his
lot. The worst thing, he said, would be the lovers’
pretence of being interested in something besides
themselves, which they were no more capable of than
so many lunatics. How could they care for pretty
girls playing tennis on an upland level, in the waning
afternoon? Or a cartful of peasant women stopping
to cross themselves at a way-side shrine? Or a
whistling boy with holes in his trousers pausing from
some wayside raspberries to touch his hat and say
good-morning? Or those preposterous maidens sprinkling
linen on the grass from watering-pots while the skies
were full of rain? Or that blacksmith shop where
Peter the Great made a horseshoe. Or the monument
of the young warrior-poet Koerner, with a gentle-looking
girl and her mother reading and knitting on a bench
before it? These simple pleasures sufficed them,
but what could lovers really care for them? A
peasant girl flung down on the grassy road-side, fast
asleep, while her yoke-fellow, the gray old dog, lay
in his harness near her with one drowsy eye half open
for her and the other for the contents of their cart;
a boy chasing a red squirrel in the old upper town
beyond the Tepl, and enlisting the interest of all
the neighbors; the negro door-keeper at the Golden
Shield who ought to have spoken our Southern English,
but who spoke bad German and was from Cairo; the sweet
afternoon stillness in the woods; the good German
mothers crocheting at the Posthof concerts. Burnamy
as a young poet might hate felt the precious quality
of these things, if his senses had not been holden
by Miss Triscoe; and she might have felt it if only
he had done so. But as it was it would be lost
upon their preoccupation; with Mrs. Adding and Kenby
it would be hopeless.
A day or two after Mrs: March
had met Mrs. Adding, she went with her husband to
revere a certain magnificent blackamoor whom he had
discovered at the entrance of one of the aristocratic
hotels on the Schlossberg, where he performed the
function of a kind of caryatid, and looked, in the
black of his skin and the white of his flowing costume,
like a colossal figure carved in ebony and ivory.
They took a roundabout way through a street entirely
of villa-pensions; every house in Carlsbad but one
is a pension if it is not n hotel; but these were
of a sort of sentimental prettiness; with each a little
garden before it, and a bower with an iron table in
it for breakfasting and supping out-doors; and he said
that they would be the very places for bridal couples
who wished to spend the honey-moon in getting well
of the wedding surfeit. She denounced him for
saying such a thing as that, and for his inconsistency
in complaining of lovers while he was willing to think
of young married people. He contended that there
was a great difference in the sort of demand that
young married people made upon the interest of witnesses,
and that they were at least on their way to sanity;
and before they agreed, they had come to the hotel
with the blackamoor at the door. While they lingered,
sharing the splendid creature’s hospitable pleasure
in the spectacle he formed, they were aware of a carriage
with liveried coachman and footman at the steps of
the hotel; the liveries were very quiet and distinguished,
and they learned that the equipage was waiting for
the Prince of Coburg, or the Princess of Montenegro,
or Prince Henry of Prussia; there were differing opinions
among the twenty or thirty bystanders. Mrs. March
said she did not care which it was; and she was patient
of the denouement, which began to postpone itself with
delicate delays. After repeated agitations at
the door among portiers, proprietors, and waiters,
whose fluttered spirits imparted their thrill to the
spectators, while the coachman and footman remained
sculpturesquely impassive in their places, the carriage
moved aside and let an energetic American lady and
her family drive up to the steps. The hotel people
paid her a tempered devotion, but she marred the effect
by rushing out and sitting on a balcony to wait for
the delaying royalties. There began to be more
promises of their early appearance; a footman got
down and placed himself at the carriage door; the coachman
stiffened himself on his box; then he relaxed; the
footman drooped, and even wandered aside. There
came a moment when at some signal the carriage drove
quite away from the portal and waited near the gate
of the stableyard; it drove back, and the spectators
redoubled their attention. Nothing happened,
and some of them dropped off. At last an indescribable
significance expressed itself in the official group
at the door; a man in a high hat and dresscoat hurried
out; a footman hurried to meet him; they spoke inaudibly
together. The footman mounted to his place; the
coachman gathered up his reins and drove rapidly out
of the hotel-yard, down the street, round the corner,
out of sight. The man in the tall hat and dress-coat
went in; the official group at the threshold dissolved;
the statue in ivory and ebony resumed its place; evidently
the Hoheit of Coburg, or Montenegro, or Prussia,
was not going to take the air.
“My dear, this is humiliating.”
“Not at all! I wouldn’t
have missed it for anything. Think how near we
came to seeing them!”
“I shouldn’t feel so shabby
if we had seen them. But to hang round here in
this plebeian abeyance, and then to be defeated and
defrauded at last! I wonder how long this sort
of thing is going on?”
“What thing?”
“This base subjection of the imagination to
the Tom Foolery of the Ages.”
“I don’t know what you
mean. I’m sure it’s very natural to
want to see a Prince.”
“Only too natural. It’s
so deeply founded in nature that after denying royalty
by word and deed for a hundred years, we Americans
are hungrier for it than anybody else. Perhaps
we may come back to it!”
“Nonsense!”
They looked up at the Austrian flag
on the tower of the hotel, languidly curling and uncurling
in the bland evening air, as it had over a thousand
years of stupid and selfish monarchy, while all the
generous republics of the Middle Ages had perished,
and the commonwealths of later times had passed like
fever dreams. That dull, inglorious empire had
antedated or outlived Venice and Genoa, Florence and
Siena, the England of Cromwell, the Holland of the
Stadtholders, and the France of many revolutions, and
all the fleeting democracies which sprang from these.
March began to ask himself how his
curiosity differed from that of the Europeans about
him; then he became aware that these had detached
themselves, and left him exposed to the presence of
a fellow countryman. It was Otterson, with Mrs.
Otterson; he turned upon March with hilarious recognition.
“Hello! Most of the Americans in Carlsbad
seem to be hanging round here for a sight of these
kings. Well, we don’t have a great many
of ’em, and it’s natural we shouldn’t
want to miss any. But now, you Eastern fellows,
you go to Europe every summer, and yet you don’t
seem to get enough of ’em. Think it’s
human nature, or did it get so ground into us in the
old times that we can’t get it out, no difference
what we say?”
“That’s very much what
I’ve been asking myself,” said March.
“Perhaps it’s any kind of show. We’d
wait nearly as long for the President to come out,
wouldn’t we?”
“I reckon we would. But
we wouldn’t for his nephew, or his second cousin.”
“Well, they wouldn’t be in the way of
the succession.”
“I guess you’re right.”
The Iowan seemed better satisfied with March’s
philosophy than March felt himself, and he could not
forbear adding:
“But I don’t, deny that
we should wait for the President because he’s
a kind of king too. I don’t know that we
shall ever get over wanting to see kings of some kind.
Or at least my wife won’t. May I present
you to Mrs. March?”
“Happy to meet you, Mrs. March,”
said the Iowan. “Introduce you to Mrs.
Otterson. I’m the fool in my family, and
I know just how you feel about a chance like this.
I don’t mean that you’re ”
They all laughed at the hopeless case,
and Mrs. March said, with one of her unexpected likings:
“I understand, Mr. Otterson. And I would
rather be our kind of fool than the kind that pretends
not to care for the sight of a king.”
“Like you and me, Mrs. Otterson,” said
March.
“Indeed, indeed,” said
the lady, “I’d like to see a king too,
if it didn’t take all night. Good-evening,”
she said, turning her husband about with her, as if
she suspected a purpose of patronage in Mrs. March,
and was not going to have it.
Otterson looked over his shoulder
to explain, despairingly: “The trouble
with me is that when I do get a chance to talk English,
there’s such a flow of language it carries me
away, and I don’t know just where I’m
landing.”