IN WHICH THE HISTORY STILL HOVERS ABOUT FLEET-STREET
Captain Shandon, urged on by his wife,
who seldom meddled in business matters, had stipulated
that John Finucane, Esquire, of the Upper Temple,
should be appointed sub-editor of the forthcoming “Pall-Mall
Gazette,” and this post was accordingly conferred
upon Mr. Finucane by the spirited proprietor of the
Journal. Indeed he deserved any kindness at the
hands of Shandon, so fondly attached was he, as we
have said, to the captain and his family, and so eager
to do him a service. It was in Finucane’s
chambers that Shandon used in former days to hide when
danger was near and bailiffs abroad: until at
length his hiding-place was known, and the sheriff’s
officers came as regularly to wait for the captain
on Finucane’s stair-case as at his own door.
It was to Finucane’s chambers that poor Mrs.
Shandon came often and often to explain her troubles
and griefs, and devise means of rescue for her adored
captain. Many a meal did Finucane furnish for
her and the child there. It was an honor to his
little rooms to be visited by such a lady; and as
she went down the stair-case with her vail over her
face, Fin would lean over the balustrade looking after
her, to see that no Temple Lovelace assailed her upon
the road, perhaps hoping that some rogue might be
induced to waylay her, so that he, Fin, might have
the pleasure of rushing to her rescue, and breaking
the rascal’s bones. It was a sincere pleasure
to Mrs. Shandon when the arrangements were made by
which her kind, honest champion was appointed her husband’s
aid-de-camp in the newspaper.
He would have sate with Mrs. Shandon
as late as the prison hours permitted, and had indeed
many a time witnessed the putting to bed of little
Mary, who occupied a crib in the room; and to whose
evening prayers that God might bless papa, Finucane,
although of the Romish faith himself, had said Amen
with a great deal of sympathy but he had
an appointment with Mr. Bungay regarding the affairs
of the paper which they were to discuss over a quiet
dinner. So he went away at six o’clock
from Mrs. Shandon, but made his accustomed appearance
at the Fleet Prison next morning, having arrayed himself
in his best clothes and ornaments, which, though cheap
as to cost were very brilliant as to color and appearance,
and having in his pocket four pounds two shillings,
being the amount of his week’s salary at the
Daily Journal, minus two shillings expended by him
in the purchase of a pair of gloves on his way to
the prison.
He had cut his mutton with Mr. Bungay,
as the latter gentleman phrased it, and Mr. Trotter,
Bungay’s reader and literary man of business,
at Dick’s Coffee-House on the previous day,
and entered at large into his views respecting the
conduct of the “Pall-Mall Gazette.”
In a masterly manner he had pointed out what should
be the sub-editorial arrangements of the paper:
what should be the type for the various articles:
who should report the markets; who the turf and ring;
who the Church intelligence; and who the fashionable
chit-chat. He was acquainted with gentlemen engaged
in cultivating these various departments of knowledge,
and in communicating them afterward to the public in
fine, Jack Finucane was, as Shandon had said of him,
and, as he proudly owned himself to be, one of the
best sub-editors of a paper in London. He knew
the weekly earnings of every man connected with the
Press, and was up to a thousand dodges, or ingenious
economic contrivances, by which money could be saved
to spirited capitalists, who were going to set up
a paper. He at once dazzled and mystified Mr.
Bungay, who was slow of comprehension, by the rapidity
of the calculations which he exhibited on paper, as
they sate in the box. And Bungay afterward owned
to his subordinate Mr. Trotter, that that Irishman
seemed a clever fellow.
And now having succeeded in making
this impression upon Mr. Bungay, the faithful fellow
worked round to the point which he had very near at
heart, viz., the liberation from prison of his
admired friend and chief, Captain Shandon. He
knew to a shilling the amount of the detainers which
were against the captain at the porter’s lodge
of the Fleet; and, indeed, professed to know all his
debts, though this was impossible, for no man in England,
certainly not the captain, himself, was acquainted
with them. He pointed out what Shandon’s
engagements already were; and how much better he would
work if removed from confinement; (though this Mr.
Bungay denied, for, “when the captain’s
locked up,” he said, “we are sure to find
him at home; whereas, when he’s free, you can
never catch hold of him;”) finally, he so worked
on Mr. Bungay’s feelings, by describing Mrs.
Shandon pining away in the prison, and the child sickening
there, that the publisher was induced to promise that,
if Mrs. Shandon would come to him in the morning,
he would see what could be done. And the colloquy
ending at this time with the second round of brandy-and-water,
although Finucane, who had four guineas in his pocket,
would have discharged the tavern reckoning with delight,
Bungay said, “No, sir, this is my
affair, sir, if you please. James, take the bill,
and eighteen-pence for yourself,” and he handed
over the necessary funds to the waiter. Thus
it Was that Finucane who went to bed at the Temple
after the dinner at Dick’s, found himself actually
with his week’s salary intact upon Saturday
morning.
He gave Mrs. Shandon a wink so knowing
and joyful, that that kind creature knew some good
news was in store for her, and hastened to get her
bonnet and shawl, when Fin asked if he might have the
honor of taking her a walk, and giving her a little
fresh air. And little Mary jumped for joy at
the idea of this holiday, for Finucane never neglected
to give her a toy, or to take her to a show, and brought
newspaper orders in his pocket for all sorts of London
diversions to amuse the child. Indeed, he loved
them with all his heart, and would cheerfully have
dashed out his rambling brains to do them, or his adored
captain, a service.
“May I go, Charley? or shall
I stay with you, for you’re poorly, dear, this
morning? He’s got a headache, Mr. Finucane.
He suffers from headaches, and I persuaded him to
stay in bed,” Mrs. Shandon said.
“Go along with you, and Polly.
Jack, take care of ’em. Hand me over the
Burton’s Anatomy, and leave me to my abominable
devices,” Shandon said, with perfect good humor.
He was writing, and not uncommonly took his Greek
and Latin quotations (of which he knew the use as a
public writer) from that wonderful repertory of learning.
So Fin gave his arm to Mrs. Shandon,
and Mary went skipping down the passages of the prison,
and through the gate into the free air. From
Fleet-street to Paternoster Row is not very far.
As the three reached Mr. Bungay’s shop, Mrs.
Bungay was also entering at the private door, holding
in her hand a paper parcel and a manuscript volume
bound in red, and, indeed, containing an account of
her transactions with the butcher in the neighboring
market. Mrs. Bungay was in a gorgeous shot silk
dress, which flamed with red and purple; she wore a
yellow shawl, and had red flowers inside her bonnet,
and a brilliant light blue parasol. Mrs. Shandon
was in an old black watered silk; her bonnet had never
seen very brilliant days of prosperity any more than
its owner, but she could not help looking like a lady,
whatever her attire was. The two women courtesied
to each other, each according to her fashion.
“I hope you’re pretty well, mum?”
said Mrs. Bungay.
“It’s a very fine day,” said Mrs.
Shandon.
“Won’t you step in, mum?”
said Mrs. Bungay, looking so hard at the child as
almost to frighten her.
“I I came about business
with Mr. Bungay I I hope he’s
pretty well?” said timid Mrs. Shandon.
“If you go to see him in the
counting-house, couldn’t you couldn’t
you leave your little gurl with me?”
said Mrs. Bungay, in a deep voice, and with a tragic
look, as she held out one finger toward the child.
“I want to stay with mamma,”
cried little Mary, burying her face in her mother’s
dress.
“Go with this lady, Mary, my dear,” said
the mother.
“I’ll show you some pretty
pictures,” said Mrs. Bungay, with the voice
of an ogress, “and some nice things besides;
look here” and opening her brown
paper parcel, Mrs. Bungay displayed some choice sweet
biscuits, such as her Bungay loved after his wine.
Little Mary followed after this attraction, the whole
party entering at the private entrance, from which
a side door led into Mr. Bungay’s commercial
apartments. Here, however, as the child was about
to part from her mother, her courage again failed
her, and again she ran to the maternal petticoat; upon
which the kind and gentle Mrs. Shandon, seeing the
look of disappointment in Mrs. Bungay’s face,
good-naturedly said, “If you will let me, I will
come up too, and sit for a few minutes,” and
so the three females ascended the stairs together.
A second biscuit charmed little Mary into perfect
confidence, and in a minute or two she prattled away
without the least restraint.
Faithful Finucane meanwhile found
Mr. Bungay in a severer mood than he had been on the
night previous, when two-thirds of a bottle of port,
and two large glasses of brandy-and-water, had warmed
his soul into enthusiasm, and made him generous in
his promises toward Captain Shandon. His impetuous
wife had rebuked him on his return home. She
had ordered that he should give no relief to the captain;
he was a good-for-nothing fellow, whom no money would
help; she disapproved of the plan of the “Pall-Mall
Gazette,” and expected that Bungay would only
lose his money in it as they were losing over the way
(she always called her brother’s establishment
“over the way"), by the “Whitehall Journal.”
Let Shandon stop in prison and do his work; it was
the best place for him. In vain Finucane pleaded
and promised and implored, for his friend Bungay had
had an hour’s lecture in the morning and was
inexorable.
But what honest Jack failed to do
below stairs in the counting-house, the pretty faces
and manners of the mother and child were effecting
in the drawing-room, where they were melting the fierce
but really soft Mrs. Bungay. There was an artless
sweetness in Mrs. Shandon’s voice, and a winning
frankness of manner, which made most people fond of
her, and pity her: and taking courage by the
rugged kindness with which her hostess received her,
the captain’s lady told her story, and described
her husband’s goodness and virtues, and her child’s
failing health (she was obliged to part with two of
them, she said, and send them to school, for she could
not have them in that horrid place) that
Mrs. Bungay, though as grim as Lady Macbeth, melted
under the influence of the simple tale, and said she
would go down and speak to Bungay. Now in this
household to speak was to command, with Mrs. Bungay;
and with Bungay, to hear was to obey.
It was just when poor Finucane was
in despair about his negotiation, that the majestic
Mrs. Bungay descended upon her spouse, politely requested
Mr. Finucane to step up to his friends in her drawing-room,
while she held a few minutes’ conversation with
Mr. B., and when the pair were alone the publisher’s
better half informed him of her intentions toward
the captain’s lady.
“What’s in the wind now,
my dear?” Maecenas asked, surprised at his wife’s
altered tone. “You wouldn’t hear of
my doing any thing for the captain this morning:
I wonder what has been a-changing of you.”
“The captain is an Irishman,”
Mrs. Bungay replied; “and those Irish I have
always said I couldn’t abide. But his wife
is a lady, as any one can see; and a good woman, and
a clergyman’s daughter, and a west of England
woman, B., which I am myself, by my mother’s
side and, O Marmaduke! didn’t you
remark her little gurl?”
“Yes, Mrs. B., I saw the little girl.”
“And didn’t you see how
like she was to our angel, Bessy, Mr. B.?” and
Mrs. Bungay’s thoughts flew back to a period
eighteen years back, when Bacon and Bungay had just
set up in business as small booksellers in a country
town, and when she had had a child, named Bessy, something
like the little Mary who had just moved her compassion.
“Well, well, my dear,”
Mr. Bungay said, seeing the little eyes of his wife
begin to twinkle and grow red; “the captain ain’t
in for much. There’s only a hundred and
thirty pound against him. Half the money will
take him out of the Fleet, Finucane says, and we’ll
pay him half salaries till he has made the account
square. When the little ’un said, ‘Why,
don’t you take Par out of pizn?’ I did
feel it, Elizabeth, upon my honor I did, now.”
And the upshot of this conversation was, that Mr. and
Mrs. Bungay both ascended to the drawing-room, and
Mr. Bungay made a heavy and clumsy speech, in which
he announced to Mrs. Shandon, that, hearing sixty-five
pounds would set her husband free, he was ready to
advance that sum of money, deducting it from the captain’s
salary, and that he would give it to her on condition
that she would personally settle with the creditors
regarding her husband’s liberation.
I think this was the happiest day
that Mrs. Shandon and Mr. Finucane had had for a long
time. “Bedad, Bungay, you’re a trump!”
roared out Fin, in an overpowering brogue and emotion.
“Give us your fist, old boy: and won’t
we send the ‘Pall-Mall Gazette’ up to ten
thousand a week, that’s all!” and he jumped
about the room, and tossed up little Mary, with a
hundred frantic antics.
“If I could drive you any where
in my carriage, Mrs. Shandon I’m
sure it’s quite at your service,” Mrs.
Bungay said, looking out at a one-horsed vehicle which
had just driven up, and in which this lady took the
air considerably and the two ladies, with
little Mary between them (whose tiny hand Maecenas’s
wife kept fixed in her great grasp), with the delighted
Mr. Finucane on the back seat, drove away from Paternoster
Row, as the owner of the vehicle threw triumphant glances
at the opposite windows at Bacon’s.
“It won’t do the captain
any good,” thought Bungay, going back to his
desk and accounts, “but Mrs. B. becomes reglar
upset when she thinks about her misfortune. The
child would have been of age yesterday, if she’d
lived. Bessy told me so:” and he wondered
how women did remember things.
We are happy to say that Mrs. Shandon
sped with very good success upon her errand.
She who had had to mollify creditors when she had no
money at all, and only tears and entreaties wherewith
to soothe them, found no difficulty in making them
relent by means of a bribe of ten shillings in the
pound; and the next Sunday was the last, for some time
at least, which the captain spent in prison.