Our last paper of this veracious and
roundabout series related to a period which can only
be historical to a great number of readers of this
Magazine. Four I saw at the station to-day with
orange-covered books in their hands, who can but have
known George IV. by books, and statues, and pictures.
Elderly gentlemen were in their prime, old men in their
middle age, when he reigned over us. His image
remains on coins; on a picture or two hanging here
and there in a Club or old-fashioned dining-room;
on horseback, as at Trafalgar Square, for example,
where I defy any monarch to look more uncomfortable.
He turns up in sundry memoirs and histories which
have been published of late days; in Mr. Massey’s
“History;” in the “Buckingham and
Grenville Correspondence;” and gentlemen who
have accused a certain writer of disloyalty are referred
to those volumes to see whether the picture drawn of
George is overcharged. Charon has paddled him
off; he has mingled with the crowded republic of the
dead. His effigy smiles from a canvas or two.
Breechless he bestrides his steed in Trafalgar Square.
I believe he still wears his robes at Madame Tussaud’s
(Madame herself having quitted Baker Street and life,
and found him she modelled t’other side the Stygian
stream). On the head of a five-shilling piece
we still occasionally come upon him, with St. George,
the dragon-slayer, on the other side of the coin.
Ah me! did this George slay many dragons? Was
he a brave, heroic champion, and rescuer of virgins?
Well! well! have you and I overcome all the dragons
that assail us? come alive and victorious out
of all the caverns which we have entered in life,
and succored, at risk of life and limb, all poor distressed
persons in whose naked limbs the dragon Poverty is
about to fasten his fangs, whom the dragon Crime is
poisoning with his horrible breath, and about to crunch
up and devour? O my royal liege! O my gracious
prince and warrior! You a champion to fight
that monster? Your feeble spear ever pierce that
slimy paunch or plated back? See how the flames
come gurgling out of his red-hot brazen throat!
What a roar! Nearer and nearer he trails, with
eyes flaming like the lamps of a railroad engine.
How he squeals, rushing out through the darkness of
his tunnel! Now he is near. Now he is here.
And now what? lance, shield,
knight, feathers, horse and all? O horror, horror!
Next day, round the monster’s cave, there lie
a few bones more. You, who wish to keep yours
in your skins, be thankful that you are not called
upon to go out and fight dragons. Be grateful
that they don’t sally out and swallow you.
Keep a wise distance from their caves, lest you pay
too dearly for approaching them. Remember that
years passed, and whole districts were ravaged, before
the warrior came who was able to cope with the devouring
monster. When that knight does make his appearance,
with all my heart let us go out and welcome him with
our best songs, huzzas, and laurel wreaths, and eagerly
recognize his valor and victory. But he comes
only seldom. Countless knights were slain before
St. George won the battle. In the battle of life
are we all going to try for the honors of championship?
If we can do our duty, if we can keep our place pretty
honorably through the combat, let us say, Laus
Deo! at the end of it, as the firing ceases,
and the night falls over the field.
The old were middle-aged, the elderly
were in their prime, then, thirty years since, when
yon royal George was still fighting the dragon.
As for you, my pretty lass, with your saucy hat and
golden tresses tumbled in your net, and you, my spruce
young gentleman in your mandarin’s cap (the
young folks at the country-place where I am staying
are so attired), your parents were unknown to each
other, and wore short frocks and short jackets, at
the date of this five-shilling piece. Only to-day
I met a dog-cart crammed with children children
with moustaches and mandarin caps children
with saucy hats and hair-nets children in
short frocks and knickerbockers (surely the prettiest
boy’s dress that has appeared these hundred
years) children from twenty years of age
to six; and father, with mother by his side, driving
in front and on father’s countenance
I saw that very laugh which I remember perfectly in
the time when this crown-piece was coined in
his time, in King George’s time, when we
were school-boys seated on the same form. The
smile was just as broad, as bright, as jolly, as I
remember it in the past unforgotten, though
not seen or thought of, for how many decades of years,
and quite and instantly familiar, though so long out
of sight.
Any contemporary of that coin who
takes it up and reads the inscription round the laurelled
head, “Georgius IV. Britanniarum Rex.
Fid. De,” if he will but look steadily
enough at the round, and utter the proper incantation,
I dare say may conjure back his life there. Look
well, my elderly friend, and tell me what you see?
First, I see a Sultan, with hair, beautiful hair,
and a crown of laurels round his head, and his name
is Georgius Rex. Fid. Def., and so on.
Now the Sultan has disappeared; and what is that I
see? A boy, a boy in a jacket.
He is at a desk; he has great books before him, Latin
and Greek books and dictionaries. Yes, but behind
the great books, which he pretends to read, is a little
one, with pictures, which he is really reading.
It is yes, I can read now it
is the “Heart of Mid Lothian,” by the author
of “Waverley” or, no, it is
“Life in London, or the Adventures of Corinthian
Tom, Jeremiah Hawthorn, and their friend Bob Logic,”
by Pierce Egan; and it has pictures oh!
such funny pictures! As he reads, there comes
behind the boy, a man, a dervish, in a black gown,
like a woman, and a black square cap, and he has a
book in each hand, and he seizes the boy who is reading
the picture-book, and lays his head upon one of his
books, and smacks it with the other. The boy makes
faces, and so that picture disappears.
Now the boy has grown bigger.
He has got on a black gown and cap, something
like the dervish. He is at a table, with ever
so many bottles on it, and fruit, and tobacco; and
other young dervishes come in. They seem as if
they were singing. To them enters an old moollah,
he takes down their names, and orders them all to
go to bed. What is this? a carriage, with four
beautiful horses all galloping a man in
red is blowing a trumpet. Many young men are
on the carriage one of them is driving
the horses. Surely they won’t drive into
that? ah! they have all disappeared.
And now I see one of the young men alone. He is
walking in a street a dark street presently
a light comes to a window. There is the shadow
of a lady who passes. He stands there till the
light goes out. Now he is in a room scribbling
on a piece of paper, and kissing a miniature every
now and then. They seem to be lines each pretty
much of a length. I can read heart, smart, dart;
Mary, fairy; Cupid, stupid; true, you; and never mind
what more. Bah! it is bosh. Now see, he has
got a gown on again, and a wig of white hair on his
head, and he is sitting with other dervishes in a
great room full of them, and on a throne in the middle
is an old Sultan in scarlet, sitting before a desk,
and he wears a wig too and the young man
gets up and speaks to him. And now what is here?
He is in a room with ever so many children, and the
miniature hanging up. Can it be a likeness of
that woman who is sitting before that copper urn,
with a silver vase in her hand, from which she is
pouring hot liquor into cups? Was she ever
a fairy? She is as fat as a hippopotamus now.
He is sitting on a divan by the fire. He has a
paper on his knees. Read the name of the paper.
It is the Superfine Review. It inclines to think
that Mr. Dickens is not a true gentleman, that Mr.
Thackeray is not a true gentleman, and that when the
one is pert and the other is arch, we, the gentlemen
of the Superfine Review, think, and think rightly,
that we have some cause to be indignant. The great
cause why modern humor and modern sentimentalism repel
us, is that they are unwarrantably familiar.
Now, Mr. Sterne, the Superfine Reviewer thinks, “was
a true sentimentalist, because he was above all
things a true gentleman.” The flattering
inference is obvious: let us be thankful for
having an elegant moralist watching over us, and learn,
if not too old, to imitate his high-bred politeness
and catch his unobtrusive grace. If we are unwarrantably
familiar, we know who is not. If we repel by
pertness, we know who never does. If our language
offends, we know whose is always modest. O pity!
The vision has disappeared off the silver, the images
of youth and the past are vanishing away! We who
have lived before railways were made, belong to another
world. In how many hours could the Prince of
Wales drive from Brighton to London, with a light
carriage built expressly, and relays of horses longing
to gallop the next stage? Do you remember Sir
Somebody, the coachman of the Age, who took our half-crown
so affably? It was only yesterday; but what a
gulf between now and then! Then was the
old world. Stage-coaches, more or less swift,
riding-horses, pack-horses, highwaymen, knights in
armor, Norman invaders, Roman legions, Druids, Ancient
Britons painted blue, and so forth all
these belong to the old period. I will concede
a halt in the midst of it, and allow that gunpowder
and printing tended to modernize the world. But
your railroad starts the new era, and we of a certain
age belong to the new time and the old one. We
are of the time of chivalry as well as the Black Prince
or Sir Walter Manny. We are of the age of steam.
We have stepped out of the old world on to “Brunel’s”
vast deck, and across the waters ingens patet
tellus. Towards what new continent are we wending?
to what new laws, new manners, new politics, vast
new expanses of liberties unknown as yet, or only surmised?
I used to know a man who had invented a flying-machine.
“Sir,” he would say, “give me but
five hundred pounds, and I will make it. It is
so simple of construction that I tremble daily lest
some other person should light upon and patent my
discovery.” Perhaps faith was wanting; perhaps
the five hundred pounds. He is dead, and somebody
else must make the flying-machine. But that will
only be a step forward on the journey already begun
since we quitted the old world. There it lies
on the other side of yonder embankments. You
young folks have never seen it; and Waterloo is to
you no more than Agincourt, and George IV. than Sardanapalus.
We elderly people have lived in that praerailroad world,
which has passed into limbo and vanished from under
us. I tell you it was firm under our feet once,
and not long ago. They have raised those railroad
embankments up, and shut off the old world that was
behind them. Climb up that bank on which the
irons are laid, and look to the other side it
is gone. There is no other side. Try
and catch yesterday. Where is it? Here is
a Times newspaper, dated Monday 26th, and this is
Tuesday 27th. Suppose you deny there was such
a day as yesterday?
We who lived before railways, and
survive out of the ancient world, are like Father
Noah and his family out of the Ark. The children
will gather round and say to us patriarchs, “Tell
us, grandpapa, about the old world.” And
we shall mumble our old stories; and we shall drop
off one by one; and there will be fewer and fewer
of us, and these very old and feeble. There will
be but ten praerailroadites left: then three then
two then one then 0! If
the hippopotamus had the least sensibility (of which
I cannot trace any signs either in his hide or his
face), I think he would go down to the bottom of his
tank, and never come up again. Does he not see
that he belongs to bygone ages, and that his great
hulking barrel of a body is out of place in these times?
What has he in common with the brisk young life surrounding
him? In the watches of the night, when the keepers
are asleep, when the birds are on one leg, when even
the little armadillo is quiet, and the monkeys have
ceased their chatter, he, I mean the hippopotamus,
and the elephant, and the long-necked giraffe, perhaps
may lay their heads together and have a colloquy about
the great silent antediluvian world which they remember,
where mighty monsters floundered through the ooze,
crocodiles basked on the banks, and dragons darted
out of the caves and waters before men were made to
slay them. We who lived before railways are antediluvians we
must pass away. We are growing scarcer every day;
and old old very old relicts
of the times when George was still fighting the Dragon.
Not long since, a company of horse-riders
paid a visit to our watering-place. We went to
see them, and I bethought me that young Walter Juvenis,
who was in the place, might like also to witness the
performance. A pantomime is not always amusing
to persons who have attained a certain age; but a
boy at a pantomime is always amused and amusing, and
to see his pleasure is good for most hypochondriacs.
We sent to Walter’s mother,
requesting that he might join us, and the kind lady
replied that the boy had already been at the morning
performance of the equestrians, but was most eager
to go in the evening likewise. And go he did;
and laughed at all Mr. Merryman’s remarks, though
he remembered them with remarkable accuracy, and insisted
upon waiting to the very end of the fun, and was only
induced to retire just before its conclusion by representations
that the ladies of the party would be incommoded if
they were to wait and undergo the rush and trample
of the crowd round about. When this fact was pointed
out to him, he yielded at once, though with a heavy
heart, his eyes looking longingly towards the ring
as we retreated out of the booth. We were scarcely
clear of the place, when we heard “God save the
Queen,” played by the equestrian band, the signal
that all was over. Our companion entertained
us with scraps of the dialogue on our way home precious
crumbs of wit which he had brought away from that feast.
He laughed over them again as we walked under the
stars. He has them now, and takes them out of
the pocket of his memory, and crunches a bit, and relishes
it with a sentimental tenderness, too, for he is,
no doubt, back at school by this time; the holidays
are over; and Doctor Birch’s young friends have
reassembled.
Queer jokes, which caused a thousand
simple mouths to grin! As the jaded Merryman
uttered them to the old gentleman with the whip, some
of the old folks in the audience, I dare say, indulged
in reflections of their own. There was one joke I
utterly forget it but it began with Merryman
saying what he had for dinner. He had mutton for
dinner, at one o’clock, after which “he
had to come to business.”
And then came the point. Walter Juvenis,
Esq., Rev. Doctor Birch’s, Market Rodborough,
if you read this, will you please send me a line,
and let me know what was the joke Mr. Merryman made
about having his dinner? You remember well
enough. But do I want to know? Suppose a
boy takes a favorite, long-cherished lump of cake
out of his pocket, and offers you a bite? Merci!
The fact is, I don’t care much about knowing
that joke of Mr. Merryman’s.
But whilst he was talking about his
dinner, and his mutton, and his landlord, and his
business, I felt a great interest about Mr. M. in
private life about his wife, lodgings, earnings,
and general history, and I dare say was forming a
picture of those in my mind wife cooking
the mutton: children waiting for it; Merryman
in his plain clothes, and so forth; during which contemplation
the joke was uttered and laughed at, and Mr. M., resuming
his professional duties, was tumbling over head and
heels. Do not suppose I am going, sicut est
mos, to indulge in moralities about buffoons, paint,
motley, and mountebanking. Nay, Prime Ministers
rehearse their jokes; Opposition leaders prepare and
polish them; Tabernacle preachers must arrange them
in their minds before they utter them. All I
mean is, that I would like to know any one of these
performers thoroughly, and out of his uniform:
that preacher, and why in his travels this and that
point struck him; wherein lies his power of pathos,
humor, eloquence; that Minister of State,
and what moves him, and how his private heart is working; I
would only say that, at a certain time of life certain
things cease to interest: but about some
things when we cease to care, what will be the use
of life, sight, hearing? Poems are written, and
we cease to admire. Lady Jones invites us, and
we yawn; she ceases to invite us, and we are resigned.
The last time I saw a ballet at the opera oh!
it is many years ago I fell asleep in the
stalls, wagging my head in insane dreams, and I hope
affording amusement to the company, while the feet
of five hundred nymphs were cutting flicflacs on the
stage at a few paces’ distance. Ah, I remember
a different state of things! Crédite posteri.
To see those nymphs gracious powers, how
beautiful they were! That leering, painted, shrivelled,
thin-armed, thick-ankled old thing, cutting dreary
capers, coming thumping down on her board out of time that
an opera-dancer? Pooh! My dear Walter, the
great difference between my time and yours, who
will enter life some two or three years hence, is that,
now, the dancing women and singing women are ludicrously
old, out of time, and out of tune; the paint is so
visible, and the dinge and wrinkles of their wretched
old cotton stockings, that I am surprised how anybody
can like to look at them. And as for laughing
at me for falling asleep, I can’t understand
a man of sense doing otherwise. In my time,
a la bonne heure. In the reign
of George IV., I give you my honor, all the dancers
at the opera were as beautiful as Houris.
Even in William IV.’s time, when I think of
Duvernay prancing in as the Bayadere, I
say it was a vision of loveliness such as mortal eyes
can’t see now-a-days. How well I remember
the tune to which she used to appear! Kaled used
to say to the Sultan, “My lord, a troop of those
dancing and singing gurls called Bayadères approaches,”
and, to the clash of cymbals, and the thumping of
my heart, in she used to dance! There has never
been anything like it never. There
never will be I laugh to scorn old people
who tell me about your Noblet, your Montessu, your
Vestris, your Parisot pshaw, the senile
twaddlers! And the impudence of the young men,
with their music and their dancers of to-day!
I tell you the women are dreary old creatures.
I tell you one air in an opera is just like another,
and they send all rational creatures to sleep.
Ah, Ronzi de Begnis, thou lovely one!
Ah, Caradoni, thou smiling angel! Ah, Malibran!
Nay, I will come to modern times, and acknowledge
that Lablache was a very good singer thirty years
ago (though Porto was the boy for me): and then
we had Ambrogetti, and Curioni, and Donzelli,
a rising young singer.
But what is most certain and lamentable
is the decay of stage beauty since the days of George
IV. Think of Sontag! I remember her in Otello
and the Donna del Lago in ’28.
I remember being behind the scenes at the opera (where
numbers of us young fellows of fashion used to go),
and seeing Sontag let her hair fall down over her
shoulders previous to her murder by Donzelli.
Young fellows have never seen beauty like that,
heard such a voice, seen such hair, such eyes.
Don’t tell me! A man who has been
about town since the reign of George IV., ought he
not to know better than you young lads who have seen
nothing? The deterioration of women is lamentable;
and the conceit of the young fellows more lamentable
still, that they won’t see this fact, but persist
in thinking their time as good as ours.
Bless me! when I was a lad, the stage
was covered with angels, who sang, acted, and danced.
When I remember the Adelphi, and the actresses there:
when I think of Miss Chester, and Miss Love, and Mrs.
Serle at Sadler’s Wells, and her forty glorious
pupils of the Opera and Noblet, and the
exquisite young Taglioni, and Pauline Leroux, and a
host more! One much-admired being of those days
I confess I never cared for, and that was the chief
male dancer a very important personage
then, with a bare neck, bare arms, a tunic, and a
hat and feathers, who used to divide the applause
with the ladies, and who has now sunk down a trap-door
for ever. And this frank admission ought to show
that I am not your mere twaddling laudator temporis
acti your old fogy who can see no good
except in his own time.
They say that claret is better now-a-days,
and cookery much improved since the days of my
monarch of George IV. Pastry Cookery
is certainly not so good. I have often eaten
half a crown’s worth (including, I trust, ginger-beer)
at our school pastry-cook’s, and that is a proof
that the pastry must have been very good, for could
I do as much now? I passed by the pastry-cook’s
shop lately, having occasion to visit my old school.
It looked a very dingy old baker’s; misfortunes
may have come over him those penny tarts
certainly did not look so nice as I remember
them: but he may have grown careless as he has
grown old (I should judge him to be now about ninety-six
years of age), and his hand may have lost its cunning.
Not that we were not great epicures.
I remember how we constantly grumbled at the quantity
of the food in our master’s house which
on my conscience I believe was excellent and plentiful and
how we tried once or twice to eat him out of house
and home. At the pastry-cook’s we may have
over-eaten ourselves (I have admitted half a crown’s
worth for my own part, but I don’t like to mention
the real figure for fear of perverting the present
generation of boys by my monstrous confession) we
may have eaten too much, I say. We did; but what
then? The school apothecary was sent for:
a couple of small globules at night, a trifling
preparation of senna in the morning, and we had not
to go to school, so that the draught was an actual
pleasure.
For our amusements, besides the games
in vogue, which were pretty much in old times as they
are now (except cricket, par exemple and
I wish the present youth joy of their bowling, and
suppose Armstrong and Whitworth will bowl at them
with light field-pieces next), there were novels ah!
I trouble you to find such novels in the present day!
O Scottish Chiefs, didn’t we weep over you!
O Mysteries of Udolpho, didn’t I and Briggs
Minor draw pictures out of you, as I have said?
Efforts, feeble indeed, but still giving pleasure
to us and our friends. “I say, old boy,
draw us Vivaldi tortured in the Inquisition,”
or, “Draw us Don Quixote and the windmills,
you know,” amateurs would say, to boys who had
a love of drawing. “Peregrine Pickle”
we liked, our fathers admiring it, and telling us
(the sly old boys) it was capital fun; but I think
I was rather bewildered by it, though “Roderick
Random” was and remains delightful. I don’t
remember having Sterne in the school library, no doubt
because the works of that divine were not considered
decent for young people. Ah! not against thy
genius, O father of Uncle Toby and Trim, would I say
a word in disrespect. But I am thankful to live
in times when men no longer have the temptation to
write so as to call blushes on women’s cheeks,
and would shame to whisper wicked allusions to honest
boys. Then, above all, we had Walter Scott,
the kindly, the generous, the pure the
companion of what countless delightful hours; the
purveyor of how much happiness; the friend whom we
recall as the constant benefactor of our youth!
How well I remember the type and the brownish paper
of the old duodecimo “Tales of my Landlord!”
I have never dared to read the “Pirate,”
and the “Bride of Lammermoor,” or “Kenilworth,”
from that day to this, because the finale is unhappy,
and people die, and are murdered at the end.
But “Ivanhoe,” and “Quentin Durward!”
Oh! for a half-holiday, and a quiet corner, and one
of those books again! Those books, and perhaps
those eyes with which we read them; and, it may be,
the brains behind the eyes! It may be the tart
was good; but how fresh the appetite was! If the
gods would give me the desire of my heart, I should
be able to write a story which boys would relish for
the next few dozen of centuries. The boy-critic
loves the story: grown up, he loves the author
who wrote the story. Hence the kindly tie is
established between writer and reader, and lasts pretty
nearly for life. I meet people now who don’t
care for Walter Scott, or the “Arabian Nights;”
I am sorry for them, unless they in their time have
found their romancer their charming
Scheherazade. By the way, Walter, when you are
writing, tell me who is the favorite novelist in the
fourth form now? have you got anything so good and
kindly as dear Miss Edgeworth’s Frank?
It used to belong to a fellow’s sisters generally;
but though he pretended to despise it, and said, “Oh,
stuff for girls!” he read it; and I think there
were one or two passages which would try my eyes now,
were I to meet with the little book.
As for Thomas and Jeremiah (it is
only my witty way of calling Tom and Jerry), I went
to the British Museum the other day on purpose to get
it; but somehow, if you will press the question so
closely, on reperusal, Tom and Jerry is not so brilliant
as I had supposed it to be. The pictures are
just as fine as ever; and I shook hands with broad-backed
Jerry Hawthorn and Corinthian Tom with delight, after
many years’ absence. But the style of the
writing, I own, was not pleasing to me; I even thought
it a little vulgar well! well! other writers
have been considered vulgar and as a description
of the sports and amusements of London in the ancient
times, more curious than amusing.
But the pictures! oh! the
pictures are noble still! First, there is Jerry
arriving from the country, in a green coat and leather
gaiters, and being measured for a fashionable suit
at Corinthian House, by Corinthian Tom’s tailor.
Then away for the career of pleasure and fashion.
The park! delicious excitement! The theatre! the
saloon!! the green-room!!! Rapturous bliss the
opera itself! and then perhaps to Temple Bar, to knock
down A Charley there! There are Jerry
and Tom, with their tights and little cocked hats,
coming from the opera very much as gentlemen
in waiting on royalty are habited now. There they
are at Almack’s itself, amidst a crowd of high-bred
personages, with the Duke of Clarence himself looking
at them dancing. Now, strange change, they are
in Tom Cribb’s parlor, where they don’t
seem to be a whit less at home than in fashion’s
gilded halls: and now they are at Newgate, seeing
the irons knocked off the malefactors’ legs previous
to execution. What hardened ferocity in the countenance
of the desperado in yellow breeches! What compunction
in the face of the gentleman in black (who, I suppose,
has been forging), and who clasps his hands, and listens
to the chaplain! Now we haste away to merrier
scenes: to Tattersall’s (ah gracious powers!
what a funny fellow that actor was who performed Dicky
Green in that scene at the play!); and now we are at
a private party, at which Corinthian Tom is waltzing
(and very gracefully, too, as you must confess,) with
Corinthian Kate, whilst Bob Logic, the Oxonian, is
playing on the piano!
“After,” the text says,
“The oxonian had played several pieces
of lively music, he requested as a favor that Kate
and his friend Tom would perform a waltz. Kate
without any hesitation immediately stood up. Tom
offered his hand to his fascinating partner, and the
dance took place. The plate conveys a correct
representation of the ‘gay scene’ at that
precise moment. The anxiety of the oxonian
to witness the attitudes of the elegant pair had nearly
put a stop to their movements. On turning round
from the pianoforte and presenting his comical mug,
Kate could scarcely suppress a laugh.”
And no wonder; just look at it now
(as I have copied it to the best of my humble ability),
and compare Master Logic’s countenance and attitude
with the splendid elegance of Tom! Now every London
man is weary and blase. There is an enjoyment
of life in these young bucks of 1823 which contrasts
strangely with our feelings of 1860. Here, for
instance, is a specimen of their talk and walk. “‘If,’
says logic ’if enjoyment
is your Motto, you may make the most of an evening
at Vauxhall, more than at any other place in the metropolis.
It is all free and easy. Stay as long as you
like, and depart when you think proper.’ ’Your
description is so flattering,’ replied Jerry,
’that I do not care how soon the time arrives
for us to start.’ Logic proposed a
‘bit of A stroll’ in order
to get rid of an hour or two, which was immediately
accepted by Tom and Jerry. A turn or two
in Bond Street, a stroll through Piccadilly, a
look in at Tattersall’s, a ramble
through Pall Mall, and a strut on the Corinthian
path, fully occupied the time of our heroes until the
hour for dinner arrived, when a few glasses of tom’s
rich wines soon put them on the qui vive.
Vauxhall was then the object in view, and the
trio started, bent upon enjoying the pleasures
which this place so amply affords.”
This refers to an
illustrated edition of the work.
How nobly those inverted commas, those
italics, those capitals, bring out the writer’s
wit and relieve the eye! They are as good as jokes,
though you mayn’t quite perceive the point.
Mark the varieties of lounge in which the young men
indulge now A stroll, then A look
in, then A ramble, and presently A strut.
When George, Prince of Wales, was twenty, I have read
in an old Magazine, “the Prince’s lounge”
was a peculiar manner of walking which the young bucks
imitated. At Windsor George III. had A cat’s
path a sly early walk which the good
old king took in the gray morning before his household
was astir. What was the Corinthian path here
recorded? Does any antiquary know? And what
were the rich wines which our friends took, and which
enabled them to enjoy Vauxhall? Vauxhall is gone,
but the wines which could occasion such a delightful
perversion of the intellect as to enable it to enjoy
ample pleasures there, what were they?
So the game of life proceeds, until
Jerry Hawthorn, the rustic, is fairly knocked up by
all this excitement and is forced to go home, and
the last picture represents him getting into the coach
at the “White Horse Cellar,” he being
one of six inside; whilst his friends shake him by
the hand; whilst the sailor mounts on the roof; whilst
the Jews hang round with oranges, knives, and sealing-wax:
whilst the guard is closing the door. Where are
they now, those sealing-wax venders? where are the
guards? where are the jolly teams? where are the coaches?
and where the youth that climbed inside and out of
them; that heard the merry horn which sounds no more;
that saw the sun rise over Stonehenge; that rubbed
away the bitter tears at night after parting as the
coach sped on the journey to school and London; that
looked out with beating heart as the milestones flew
by, for the welcome corner where began home and holidays?
It is night now: and here is
home. Gathered under the quiet roof elders and
children lie alike at rest. In the midst of a
great peace and calm, the stars look out from the
heavens. The silence is peopled with the past;
sorrowful remorses for sins and short-comings memories
of passionate joys and griefs rise out of their graves,
both now alike calm and sad. Eyes, as I shut
mine, look at me, that have long ceased to shine.
The town and the fair landscape sleep under the starlight,
wreathed in the autumn mists. Twinkling among
the houses a light keeps watch here and there, in
what may be a sick chamber or two. The clock
tolls sweetly in the silent air. Here is night
and rest. An awful sense of thanks makes the
heart swell, and the head bow, as I pass to my room
through the sleeping house, and feel as though a hushed
blessing were upon it.