Penelope was in bed and asleep when
Susie returned from the donation. So long a road
home as Vosh Stebbins had selected, had required time
to travel over it; and Mrs. Farnham had vetoed Pen’s
proposal to sit up. When they all reached the
breakfast-table in the morning, there was a great
deal to talk about, but it was not long before the
spelling-match came up.
“Oh, yes! Susie,”
said Pen, “I was going to tell you all about
it. You know how to spell.”
“They say we can be counted
in among the Benton spellers,” began Port; but
there was a very serious look on Susie’s face
as she said to him,
“I promised to go; but then,
to think of being spelled down!”
“Why, Susie!” exclaimed Pen, “where
did you hear of it?”
“Wasn’t she at the donation?”
asked Corry. “Didn’t she ride home
with Vosh Stebbins? Guess she’s heard as
much as anybody.”
That was not a bad guess; but it soon
appeared that Susie was as much in earnest over the
results of the match as if she were a regular Benton-valley
settler, instead of a mere visitor.
There was plenty of enthusiasm warming
up, but Deacon Farnham seemed inclined to throw cold
water on their hope of victory. He reminded them
of the disastrous manner in which their district champions
had already been defeated twice in succession.
“They’ve had a pretty
good teacher, too, all winter,” he said.
“So’ve we,” said
Corry; “and some of us have been putting in on
our spelling more’n any thing else.”
“That’s good. Maybe
they have too. I shouldn’t wonder if Vosh
was the best man you’ve got.”
“Perhaps he is, and perhaps
he isn’t. Anyhow, we’re going to have
fair play this time. Their teacher isn’t
going to put out the words. There’ll be
a committee.”
“That’s better; but I’m
afraid there won’t be any prize brought back
to this valley.”
“It’s a splendid prize!”
exclaimed Pen, “a great big dixinary.”
“A dictionary, eh?”
“Yes,” said Port; “and
all the words spelled are to be given out from it.”
“Any kind of words?”
“Not exactly. They must
be just such words as people use, but they can be
as long as they can find in the book.”
“That won’t hurt one side
more’n it will the other,” said Mrs. Farnham.
“Besides,” said Pen, “more
of us had to sit down on short words than long ones
last year.”
“Sit down?” asked Port.
“When they missed. You’ll
see when you get there,” replied Corry.
“It’s awful to sit down on a mistake,
with a whole meeting-house full of people looking
at you and laughing.”
“I should say it was.”
There were four pairs of eyes in that
one house, right away after breakfast, busy over the
long rows of words in some spelling-books, and wondering
if there were any there they had forgotten.
“I knew ’em all once,”
said Pen; “but they always look different when
you’re told ’em from the pulpit.”
Over at the Stebbins homestead it was very much the
same.
“Vosh,” said his mother, “you was
a dreadful long time at the barn.”
“Well, mother, I staid till
I’d spelled over every thing I could see.
There’s a good many names to things around a
stable, and I spelled every one of ’em.”
“Did you git ’em right, Vosh?”
“Guess I did.”
“Would it do ye any good to
have some other kind of spellin’-book, so you’d
know more words?”
“That isn’t the trouble,
mother. It kind o’ seems to me I know so
many now, I can’t remember half of ’em.”
“Don’t you git spelled
down, now, Vosh. You won’t, will ye, not
with Susie Hudson and her brother a-lookin’
on?”
Vosh’s face put on a pretty
sober expression as he muttered,
“Guess I wouldn’t like that.”
The quiet winter days went by rapidly,
and nothing came in them to interrupt in any way the
steadily growing excitement over the great spelling-match.
All the arrangements for it were discussed
over and over, until at last there was nothing more
to be settled, and the set day came.
“Corry,” said Port, when
the sleigh drove to the door after supper, and they
were hurrying on their overcoats, “seems to me
I couldn’t spell the shortest word I ever heard.”
“If you get scared, you’ll
miss, sure’s you live. Now, Port, we’ve
just got to beat ’em.”
Vosh and his cutter came up at that
moment, and Mrs. Stebbins stepped out with the remark,
“Deacon, you must make room
for me. I’ll swop with Susie. I want
a talk with Judith and Sarah.”
“Come, Susie,” said Vosh.
“I’ve been teaching my colt to spell.”
There was no spare room in the big
sleigh, for the farmhouse was left in charge of Ponto
and the hired man.
Mrs. Farnham and aunt Judith would
not for any thing have missed hearing for themselves
how Penelope and Coriolanus, and Susie and Porter,
managed their long words at Cobbleville.
The red cutter was jingling away down
the road before the black span was in motion, but
somehow the two sets of passengers reached Cobbleville
at about the same time. Eight miles of excellent
sleighing does not last long before fast horses, and
there was to be no such thing as being late.
“This is Cobbleville, Susie.”
“It’s not so much bigger
than Benton. I don’t believe we shall be
beaten.”
Something like that same suggestion
cheered up Porter Hudson a little, as the deacon drove
into the village; but the faces of Pen and Corry were
very serious. There was a great trial before them,
and they knew it, a very great trial; for
the tall-steepled, white-painted meeting-house in
the middle of the village-green was hardly large enough
to hold the crowd which was now pouring into it.
The people had come from miles and miles all over
the country; and those of the Cobbleville district
were not only the more numerous, but seemed to be in
a sort of exultation over a victory they were sure
to win.
Deacon Farnham and his party managed
to secure seats, and then they could look around them.
Up on the platform, behind the pulpit-desk, were several
very dignified gentlemen; and it did the Benton people
good to see Elder Evans among them.
“He’s come to see fair
play,” whispered Corry. “He won’t
let ’em put out any words they ought not to.
Our chance is good.”
That was encouraging; and at that
very moment Elder Evans arose, and came forward to
say to his own parishioners,
“Some of our friends of the
Cobbleville district have visitors among their young
people, and the committee have consented to their taking
part in the exercises.”
“That fixes you and Susie all
right,” said Corry. “They can’t
object to you now.”
Of course not; and the other final
arrangements were speedily completed.
It was simple enough, or would have
been if there had not been so many boys and girls
who had not learned to stand still. The pews and
the galleries, all but a few of the very forward pews,
were given up to the general public.
The young folk from the Benton district
were made to stand in the right-hand aisle, in a line
that reached from the platform to the door. The
other aisle belonged to Cobbleville, and its line of
spellers came near being a double one.
“Two to our one, Port,”
said Corry; “but they’ll thin out fast
enough after we begin to spell.”
There was no such thing as selecting
places at first. The spelling began at the head
of each line, alternating from one to the other.
If the speller missed, he or she sat down wherever
a seat could be found; but, as fast as words were
spelled rightly, their happy victors were entitled
to march to the heads of their lines, and so these
were kept continually in motion. It was a proud
thing to walk up the whole length of that meeting-house
again and again, but it was not so proud to walk down
the aisle hunting for a seat.
“I see how it is,” said Port.
“Yes, it’s great fun; and the last one
up gets the dictionary.”
It had been agreed that neither of
the school-teachers should give out the words, and
Elder Evans had modestly insisted that the pastor of
the Cobbleville church should perform that duty.
“Won’t he kill ’em off, though!”
exclaimed Corry dolefully.
“Won’t he play fair?”
“Why, yes, he’ll be honest
enough, I s’pose. But then he pronounces
so! Wait till you hear him.”
It was about time to begin, and the
two boys and Pen found themselves quite a little distance
down the line below Vosh and Susie.
“That’s Elder Keyser.
Oh, but isn’t that a big dictionary! Hush!
he’s giving out a word.”
Nobody needed to be told that, for
it was given in a deep, very heavy voice, that was
heard all over the house; but Port at once understood
all about Elder Keyser’s pronunciation.
The poor word was in a manner tumbled
neck and heels out of the good man’s mouth,
with a sort of vocal kick to hurry it; and there were
chances of serious injury to any syllable that should
happen to stumble.
“Hypocrite!” shouted the
elder to the curly-headed youngster at the head of
the Cobbleville line.
“H-i-p”
“That’ll do. Give an example, and
take your seat.”
“Example,” piped the boy, “puttin’
a bad cent in the contribution-box.”
“Next. Hypocrite.”
The bright little girl at the head
of the Benton aisle spelled it correctly, and Elder
Evans raised his head high to smile on her.
The words were now given out with
something like rapidity; and there was a constant
stream of boys and girls walking up the aisles, and
of others coming in the opposite directions.
Every one of the latter seemed to be muttering,
“I knew that word just as well!”
It was well that the front pews had
been kept for unlucky spellers; but a seat in one
of them was hardly looked upon as a prize.
“Port,” said Corry gleefully,
“they’re thinning out fast. Think
of a girl and two boys going down on such a word as
’rotation’!”
“Was that it? I thought
he said ‘rundition;’ and I’d never
seen it anywhere. He’ll stumble me, sure’s
you live.”
It was nearly their turn; and they
one after the other felt a ton or so lighter when
they were able to march to the front, instead of going
to find seats.
Before that, however, Elder Keyser
had thrown as hard a word as he could find at the
head of Vosh Stebbins.
“Glad he had to say it slow,”
thought Vosh. “Guess he never tried it
before. I can do it.”
He was safe for the time, and the
next Cobbleville boy went down on an easy word that
then came across to Susie. She was conscious of
a great deal of red in her face; but she spelled it
clearly and correctly, and that sent her to the head,
and next to Vosh again.
Twice more around, and the lines of
young people in the aisles were not nearly so long
as at first.
There had been, moreover, an almost
continual roar of laughter over the examples of use
given by the unfortunates.
Hardly were Port and Corry safe on
the second round, before Elder Keyser blurted out
to the next boy a word that sounded like
“Ber’l.”
“Bar’l, b-a-r-r”
“That’ll do. Example?”
“A bar’l of flour.”
“Next. Ber’l.”
“Ber’l, b-e-r-y-l.”
“Down. Wrong. Example?”
“Beryl, a precious stone;”
and the blushing damsel sorrowfully slipped aside
into one of the front pews.
“Next. Ber’l.”
“Berril, b-u-r-r-i-a-l.”
“Wrong. Down. Example?”
“Berril, the berril of Surgeon Moore. I’ve
heerd ’em sing it.”
That boy sat down; but the young lady
opposite spelled “burial” correctly, even
if she pronounced it “burriel.”
Once more round; and now Cobbleville
could show barely twenty, and the Benton district
hardly a baker’s dozen.
“We’re getting ’em,”
chuckled Corry. “They’ve lost some
of their best spellers on old Keyser’s pronunciation.”
Alas for Corry! His turn came
to him next upon a word the sound of which he was
sure he caught.
“Stood, s-t-oo-d.”
“Wrong. Down. Example?”
“Stewed, then!” roared
Corry in undisguised vexation. “Example:
’The boy stewed on the burning deck.’”
“Next.” The word
sounded a little shorter this time; and the Cobbleville
champion, whose turn it was, began,
“Stud, s-t-u-d.”
“Wrong. Down. Example?”
“One of my shirt-studs;”
and down he went in a great roar of laughter, while
Porter Hudson took the hint Corry’s “example”
had given him, and went to the head again on “stewed.”
The rounds went by rapidly now; and
each one sent down somebody in disgrace, while the
excitement of the audience was visibly increasing.
“Susie,” whispered Vosh,
“we’ve got as many left standing as they
have. Keyser’s killing ’em off fast,
though.”
“That’s what I’m afraid of.”
“Don’t spell a word till
you know what it is, even if you have to ask him.”
“I’d never dare do that.”
“I would, then.”
She was just above him, and in another
moment her trial came. Vosh saw the puzzled,
troubled expression on her face, and he came to the
rescue.
“Elder Keyser,” he sang
out, “was that word ‘mystery,’ or
‘mastery,’ or ‘monastery,’
or was it ‘mercy’? There’s a
difference in the spelling of ’em.”
“Silence!”
“Silence, s-i-l-e-n-c-e,”
gravely spelled Susie, while the whole meeting-house
rang with the applause that greeted her.
“Next. Spell ‘misery,’”
sharply exclaimed Elder Keyser; and a very pretty
young lady of Cobbleville was so far disconcerted by
the suddenness of it, that she actually began,
“Misery, m-i-z”
“Wrong. Down. Example?”
“Misery ah! nothing to eat.”
Susie was safe for that round; and
in the next Elder Keyser was almost spitefully slow
and correct in uttering the word he gave her.
During all that time, the older people
from the farmhouse had been watching the course of
events with no small degree of exultation over the
success of their young representatives.
Corry had joined them, and about his first remark
was,
“Oh, but won’t old Keyser
be a popular man in Cobbleville after to-night!
He’d better go in for a donation. Half the
boys in the village’d like to snowball him on
his way home.”
The game grew closer. Barely
six on a side, when Corry exclaimed,
“That cross-eyed girl’s
down! She was the best speller they had last
year. Too bad, too. She spelled ‘bunch,’
when what old Keyser said was ‘bench.’
It’s a good deal too much to have to guess at
what’s in his mouth, and then spell it.”
“Dear, dear!” exclaimed
aunt Judith a moment later. “Here comes
Pen.”
“Such luck she’s had!”
said Corry. “Nothing harder than ‘melon’
since she began. Now it’s Port’s
turn. Here he comes.”
“Port,” said Mrs. Farnham, “what
was that word?”
“‘Baratry,’ and
I thought he said ‘battery;’ and that long-necked
Cobbleville boy said ‘bartery,’ and gave
‘swopping jackknives’ for an example.”
It could not last much longer now.
“There!” exclaimed Mrs.
Stebbins, “if my Vosh ain’t all alone on
our side! O Lavawjer!”
“O Susie!” groaned Port,
“to think of her spelling ‘elopement’
without any middle ’e’!”
She had done it by a slip of the tongue,
and, when asked for an example, stammered out,
“Elopement, a runaway,”
and left Vosh to fight what there was left of Cobbleville.
There would have been three against him, if a bright
boy had not forgotten how many “l’s”
there should be in “traveller,” and then
given himself for an example as he shot away down the
aisle.
Vosh knew how to spell “traveller;”
and the next word went across the house to be spelled
as “porringer,” when all the elder wanted
was “porridge.”
“Two left,” said Mrs.
Stebbins, “that there dumpy gal and
my Vosh.”
“She’s one of the smartest
girls in all Cobbleville,” said Corry.
“She ain’t as smart as my Vosh.”
Opinions might vary on a point like
that; and every time the healthy-looking young lady
whom Mrs. Stebbins so unkindly described as “dumpy”
spelled a word correctly, her conduct was approved
by Cobbleville in a rousing round of applause.
All that Vosh’s friends could do for him was
as nothing to it, but he had his revenge. On the
fourth word, after they were left alone, the applause
began too soon.
The healthy young lady remembered
too well the nature of Susie Hudson’s blunder,
and she rashly inserted an unnecessary “e”
in “fusibility.”
“Wrong. Down. Example?”
“Fusibility example!” a
long, confused hesitation “butter,
sir.”
And the hasty multitude of Cobbleville
had been loudly cheering the unlucky “e”
which the triumphant Vosh the next moment very carefully
omitted.
Didn’t Benton cheer then!
“Vosh has got the dictionary!”
all but shouted his happy mother. “I declare,
I’ll read it through.”
“If she does,” whispered
Corry to Port, “she’ll never stop talking
again as long as she lives.”
“She’d have all the words
she’d need to keep her a-going.”
The ceremony of presenting the prize
was gracefully turned over to Elder Evans by his reverend
friend and the committee. The good man seemed
to take a special pleasure in delivering so very large
a book to “a young member of his own flock,”
as he expressed it. It must be confessed that
Vosh looked more than a little “sheepish”
when he walked forward, and held out his hands for
the prize.
The great spelling-match was over,
and the crowd of old and young spectators began to
disperse.
Before the Cobbleville boys could
make up their minds clearly whether it was their duty
to snowball Elder Keyser or the Benton-district folk,
the latter were mostly on their way home.
“Susie,” said Vosh, as
he stowed the dictionary carefully away in the red
cutter, “I wish you’d won it.”
“I’m real glad I didn’t,
then. Our side beat, and that’s quite enough
for me.”