If Mathew Kearney had been put to
the question, he could not have concealed the fact
that the human being he most feared and dreaded in
life was his neighbour Miss Betty O’Shea.
With two years of seniority over him,
Miss Betty had bullied him as a child, snubbed him
as a youth, and opposed and sneered at him ever after;
and to such an extent did her influence over his character
extend, according to his own belief, that there was
not a single good trait of his nature she had not
thwarted by ridicule, nor a single evil temptation
to which he had yielded that had not come out of sheer
opposition to that lady’s dictation.
Malevolent people, indeed, had said
that Mathew Kearney had once had matrimonial designs
on Miss Betty, or rather, on that snug place and nice
property called ‘O’Shea’s Barn,’
of which she was sole heiress; but he most stoutly
declared this story to be groundless, and in a forcible
manner asseverated that had he been Robinson Crusoe
and Miss Betty the only inhabitant of the island with
him, he would have lived and died in celibacy.
Miss Betty, to give her the name by
which she was best known, was no miracle of either
tact or amiability, but she had certain qualities that
could not be disparaged. She was a strict Catholic,
charitable, in her own peculiar and imperious way,
to the poor, very desirous to be strictly just and
honest, and such a sure foe to everything that she
thought pretension or humbug of any kind which
meant anything that did not square with her own habits that
she was perfectly intolerable to all who did not accept
herself and her own mode of life as a model and an
example.
Thus, a stout-bodied copper urn on
the tea-table, a very uncouth jaunting-car, driven
by an old man, whose only livery was a cockade, some
very muddy port as a dinner wine, and whisky-punch
afterwards on the brown mahogany, were so many articles
of belief with her, to dissent from any of which was
a downright heresy.
Thus, after Nina arrived at the castle,
the appearance of napkins palpably affected her constitution;
with the advent of finger-glasses she ceased her visits,
and bluntly declined all invitations to dinner.
That coffee and some indescribable liberties would
follow, as postprandial excesses, she secretly imparted
to Kate Kearney in a note, which concluded with the
assurance that when the day of these enormities arrived,
O’Shea’s Barn Would be open to her as
a refuge and a sanctuary; ‘but not,’ added
she, ‘with your cousin, for I’ll not let
the hussy cross my doors.’
For months now this strict quarantine
had lasted, and except for the interchange of some
brief and very uninteresting notes, all intimacy had
ceased between the two houses a circumstance,
I am loth to own, which was most ungallantly recorded
every day after dinner by old Kearney, who drank ‘Miss
Betty’s health, and long absence to her.’
It was then with no small astonishment Kate was overtaken
in the avenue by Miss Betty on her old chestnut mare
Judy, a small bog-boy mounted on the croup behind to
act as groom; for in this way Paddy Walshe was accustomed
to travel, without the slightest consciousness that
he was not in strict conformity with the ways of Rotten
Row and the ‘Bois.’
That there was nothing ‘stuck-up’
or pretentious about this mode of being accompanied
by one’s groom a proposition scarcely
assailable was Miss Betty’s declaration,
delivered in a sort of challenge to the world.
Indeed, certain ticklesome tendencies in Judy, particularly
when touched with the heel, seemed to offer the strongest
protest against the practice; for whenever pushed
to any increase of speed or admonished in any way,
the beast usually responded by a hoist of the haunches,
which invariably compelled Paddy to clasp his mistress
round the waist for safety a situation
which, however repugnant to maiden bashfulness, time,
and perhaps necessity, had reconciled her to.
At all events, poor Paddy’s terror would have
been the amplest refutation of scandal, while the stern
immobility of Miss Betty during the embrace would
have silenced even malevolence.
On the present occasion, a sharp canter
of several miles had reduced Judy to a very quiet
and decorous pace, so that Paddy and his mistress sat
almost back to back a combination that only
long habit enabled Kate to witness without laughing.
‘Are you alone up at the castle,
dear?’ asked Miss Betty, as she rode along at
her side; ’or have you the house full of what
the papers call “distinguished company"?’
’We are quite alone, godmother.
My brother is with us, but we have no strangers.’
’I am glad of it. I’ve
come over to “have it out” with your father,
and it’s pleasant to know we shall be to ourselves.’
Now, as this announcement of having
‘it out’ conveyed to Kate’s mind
nothing short of an open declaration of war, a day
of reckoning on which Miss O’Shea would come
prepared with a full indictment, and a resolution to
prosecute to conviction, the poor girl shuddered at
a prospect so certain to end in calamity.
‘Papa is very far from well,
godmother,’ said she, in a mild way.
‘So they tell me in the town,’
said the other snappishly. ’His brother
magistrates said that the day he came in, about that
supposed attack the memorable search for
arms ’
’Supposed attack! but, godmother,
pray don’t imagine we had invented all that.
I think you know me well enough and long enough to
know ’
’To know that you would not
have had a young scamp of a Castle aide-de-camp on
a visit during your father’s absence, not to
say anything about amusing your English visitor by
shooting down your own tenantry.’
‘Will you listen to me for five minutes?’
‘No, not for three.’
’Two, then one even one
minute, godmother, will convince you how you wrong
me.’
’I won’t give you that.
I didn’t come over about you nor your affairs.
When the father makes a fool of himself, why wouldn’t
the daughter? The whole country is laughing at
him. His lordship indeed! a ruined estate and
a tenantry in rags; and the only remedy, as Peter
Gill tells me, raising the rents raising
the rents where every one is a pauper.’
‘What would you have him do,
Miss O’Shea?’ said Kate, almost angrily.
’I’ll tell you what I’d
have him do. I’d have him rise of a morning
before nine o’clock, and be out with his labourers
at daybreak. I’d have him reform a whole
lazy household of blackguards, good for nothing but
waste and wickedness. I’d have him apprentice
your brother to a decent trade or a light business.
I’d have him declare he’d kick the first
man that called him “My lord”; and for
yourself, well, it’s no matter ’
’Yes, but it is, godmother,
a great matter to me at least. What about myself?’
’Well, I don’t wish to
speak of it, but it just dropped out of my lips by
accident; and perhaps, though not pleasant to talk
about, it’s as well it was said and done with.
I meant to tell your father that it must be all over
between you and my nephew Gorman; that I won’t
have him back here on leave as I intended. I
know it didn’t go far, dear. There was none
of what they call love in the case. You would
probably have liked one another well enough at last;
but I won’t have it, and it’s better we
came to the right understanding at once.’
‘Your curb-chain is loose, godmother,’
said the girl, who now, pale as death and trembling
all over, advanced to fasten the link.
‘I declare to the Lord, he’s
asleep!’ said Miss Betty, as the wearied head
of her page dropped heavily on her shoulder. ’Take
the curb off, dear, or I may lose it. Put it
in your pocket for me, Kate; that is, if you wear a
pocket.’
’Of course I do, godmother.
I carry very stout keys in it, too. Look at these.’
’Ay, ay. I liked all that,
once on a time, well enough, and used to think you’d
be a good thrifty wife for a poor man; but with the
viscount your father, and the young princess your
first cousin, and the devil knows what of your fine
brother, I believe the sooner we part good friends
the better. Not but if you like my plan for you,
I’ll be just as ready as ever to aid you.’
‘I have not heard the plan yet,’ said
Kate faintly.
’Just a nunnery, then no
more nor less than that. The “Sacred Heart”
at Namur, or the Sisters of Mercy here at home in
Bagot Street, I believe, if you like better eh?’
’It is soon to be able to make
up one’s mind on such a point. I want a
little time for this, godmother.’
’You would not want time if
your heart were in a holy work, Kate Kearney.
It’s little time you’d be asking if I said,
will you have Gorman O’Shea for a husband?’
’There is such a thing as insult,
Miss O’Shea, and no amount of long intimacy
can license that.’
‘I ask your pardon, godchild.
I wish you could know how sorry I feel.’
‘Say no more, godmother, say
no more, I beseech you,’ cried Kate, and her
tears now gushed forth, and relieved her almost bursting
heart. ’I’ll take this short path
through the shrubbery, and be at the door before you,’
cried she, rushing away; while Miss Betty, with a sharp
touch of the spur, provoked such a plunge as effectually
awoke Paddy, and apprised him that his duties as groom
were soon to be in request.
While earnestly assuring him that
some changes in his diet should be speedily adopted
against somnolency, Miss Betty rode briskly on, and
reached the hall door.
‘I told you I should be first,
godmother,’ said the girl; and the pleasant
ring of her voice showed she had regained her spirits,
or at least such self-control as enabled her to suppress
her sorrow.