Had Mathew Kearney but read the second
sheet of his correspondent’s letter, it is more
than likely that Dick had not taken such a gloomy view
of his condition. Mr. McKeown’s epistle
continued in this fashion: ’That ought to
do for him, Mathew, or my name ain’t Tom McKeown.
It is not that he is any worse or better than other
young fellows of his own stamp, but he has the greatest
scamp in Christendom for his daily associate.
Atlee is deep in all the mischief that goes on in
the National press. I believe he is a head-centre
of the Fenians, and I know he has a correspondence
with the French socialists, and that Rights-of-labour-knot
of vagabonds who meet at Geneva. Your boy is
not too wise to keep himself out of these scrapes,
and he is just, by name and station, of consequence
enough to make these fellows make up to and flatter
him. Give him a sound fright, then, and when
he is thoroughly alarmed about his failure, send him
abroad for a short tour, let him go study at Halle
or Heidelberg anything, in short, that
will take him away from Ireland, and break off his
intimacy with this Atlee and his companions.
While he is with you at Kilgobbin, don’t let
him make acquaintance with those Radical fellows in
the county towns. Keep him down, Mathew, keep
him down; and if you find that you cannot do this,
make him believe that you’ll be one day lords
of Kilgobbin, and the more he has to lose the more
reluctant he’ll be to risk it. If he’d
take to farming, and marry some decent girl, even
a little beneath him in life, it would save you all
uneasiness; but he is just that thing now that brings
all the misery on us in Ireland. He thinks he’s
a gentleman because he can do nothing; and to save
himself from the disgrace of incapacity, ’he’d
like to be a rebel.’
If Mr. Tom McKeown’s reasonings
were at times somewhat abstruse and hard of comprehension
to his friend Kearney, it was not that he did not bestow
on them due thought and reflection; and over this private
and strictly confidential page he had now meditated
for hours.
‘Bad luck to me,’ cried
he at last, ’if I see what he’s at.
If I’m to tell the boy he is ruined to-day,
and to-morrow to announce to him that he is a lord if
I’m to threaten him now with poverty, and the
morning after I’m to send him to Halle, or Hell,
or wherever it is I’ll soon be out
of my mind myself through bare confusion. As
to having him “down,” he’s low enough;
but so shall I be too, if I keep him there. I’m
not used to seeing my house uncomfortable, and I cannot
bear it.’
Such were some of his reflections,
over his agent’s advice; and it may be imagined
that the Machiavellian Mr. McKeown had fallen upon
a very inapt pupil.
It must be owned that Mathew Kearney
was somewhat out of temper with his son even before
the arrival of this letter. While the ‘swells,’
as he would persist in calling the two English visitors,
were there, Dick took no trouble about them, nor to
all seeming made any impression on them. As Mathew
said, ’He let Joe Atlee make all the running,
and, signs on it! Joe Atlee was taken off to
town as Walpole’s companion, and Dick not so
much as thought of. Joe, too, did the honours
of the house as if it was his own, and talked to Lockwood
about coming down for the partridge-shooting as if
he was the head of the family. The fellow was
a bad lot, and McKeown was right so far the
less Dick saw of him the better.’
The trouble and distress these reflections,
and others like them, cost him would more than have
recompensed Dick, had he been hard-hearted enough to
desire a vengeance. ‘For a quarter of an
hour, or maybe twenty minutes,’ said he, ’I
can be as angry as any man in Europe, and, if it was
required of me during that time to do anything desperate downright
wicked I could be bound to do it; and what’s
more, I’d stand to it afterwards if it cost
me the gallows. But as for keeping up the same
mind, as for being able to say to myself my heart
is as hard as ever, I’m just as much bent on
cruelty as I was yesterday that’s
clean beyond me; and the reason, God help me, is no
great comfort to me after all for it’s
just this: that when I do a hard thing, whether
distraining a creature out of his bit of ground, selling
a widow’s pig, or fining a fellow for shooting
a hare, I lose my appetite and have no heart for my
meals; and as sure as I go asleep, I dream of all the
misfortunes in life happening to me, and my guardian
angel sitting laughing all the while and saying to
me, “Didn’t you bring it on yourself, Mathew
Kearney? couldn’t you bear a little rub without
trying to make a calamity of it? Must somebody
be always punished when anything goes wrong in life?
Make up your mind to have six troubles every day of
your life, and see how jolly you’ll be the day
you can only count five, or maybe four."’
As Mr. Kearney sat brooding in this
wise, Peter Gill made his entrance into the study
with the formidable monthly lists and accounts, whose
examination constituted a veritable doomsday to the
unhappy master.
‘Wouldn’t next Saturday
do, Peter?’ asked Kearney, in a tone of almost
entreaty.
’I’m afther ye since Tuesday
last, and I don’t think I’ll be able to
go on much longer.’
Now as Mr. Gill meant by this speech
to imply that he was obliged to trust entirely to
his memory for all the details which would have been
committed to writing by others, and to a notched stick
for the manifold dates of a vast variety of events,
it was not really a very unfair request he had made
for a peremptory hearing.
‘I vow to the Lord,’ sighed
out Kearney, ’I believe I’m the hardest-worked
man in the three kingdoms.’
‘Maybe you are,’ muttered
Gill, though certainly the concurrence scarcely sounded
hearty, while he meanwhile arranged the books.
’Oh, I know well enough what
you mean. If a man doesn’t work with a spade
or follow the plough, you won’t believe that
he works at all. He must drive, or dig, or drain,
or mow. There’s no labour but what strains
a man’s back, and makes him weary about the
loins; but I’ll tell you, Peter Gill, that it’s
here’ and he touched his forehead
with his finger ’it’s here is
the real workshop. It’s thinking and contriving;
setting this against that; doing one thing that another
may happen, and guessing what will come if we do this
and don’t do that; carrying everything in your
brain, and, whether you are sitting over a glass with
a friend or taking a nap after dinner, thinking away
all the time! What would you call that, Peter
Gill what would you call that?’
‘Madness, begorra, or mighty near it!’
’No; it’s just work brain-work.
As much above mere manual labour as the intellect,
the faculty that raises us above the brutes, is above
the the ’
‘Yes,’ said Gill, opening
the large volume and vaguely passing his hand over
a page. ‘It’s somewhere there about
the Conacre!’
‘You’re little better than a beast!’
said Kearney angrily.
’Maybe I am, and maybe I’m
not. Let us finish this, now that we’re
about it.’
And so saying, he deposited his other
books and papers on the table, and then drew from
his breast-pocket a somewhat thick roll of exceedingly
dirty bank-notes, fastened with a leather thong.
‘I’m glad to see some
money at last, Peter,’ cried Kearney, as his
eye caught sight of the notes.
‘Faix, then, it’s little
good they’ll do ye,’ muttered the other
gruffly.
‘What d’ye mean by that, sir?’ asked
he angrily.
’Just what I said, my lord,
the devil a more nor less, and that the money you
see here is no more yours nor it is mine! It belongs
to the land it came from. Ay, ay, stamp away,
and go red in the face: you must hear the truth,
whether you like it or no. The place we’re
living in is going to rack and ruin out of sheer bad
treatment. There’s not a hedge on the estate;
there isn’t a gate that could be called a gate;
the holes the people live in isn’t good enough
for badgers; there’s no water for the mill at
the cross-roads; and the Loch meadows is drowned with
wet we’re dragging for the hay, like
seaweed! And you think you’ve a right to
these’ and he actually shook the notes
at him to go and squander them on them
“impedint” Englishmen that was laughing
at you! Didn’t I hear them myself about
the tablecloth that one said was the sail of a boat.’
‘Will you hold your tongue?’
cried Kearney, wild with passion.
‘I will not! I’ll
die on the floore but I’ll speak my mind.’
This was not only a favourite phrase
of Mr. Gill’s, but it was so far significant
that it always indicated he was about to give notice
to leave a menace on his part of no unfrequent
occurrence.
‘Ye’s going, are ye?’ asked Kearney
jeeringly.
’I just am; and I’m come
to give up the books, and to get my receipts and my
charac ter.’
‘It won’t be hard to give
the last, anyway,’ said Kearney, with a grin.
’So much the better. It
will save your honour much writing, with all that
you have to do.’
‘Do you want me to kick you out of the office,
Peter Gill?’
‘No, my lord, I’m going quiet and peaceable.
I’m only asking my rights.’
‘You’re bidding hard to be kicked out,
you are.’
‘Am I to leave them here, or will your honour
go over the books with me?’
‘Leave the notes, sir, and go to the devil.’
’I will, my lord; and one comfort
at least I’ll have it won’t
be harder to put up with his temper.’
Mr. Gill’s head barely escaped
the heavy account-book which struck the door above
him as he escaped from the room, and Mathew Kearney
sat back in his chair and grasped the arms of it like
one threatened with a fit.
‘Where’s Miss Kitty where’s
my daughter?’ cried he aloud, as though there
was some one within hearing. ‘Taking the
dogs a walk, I’ll be bound,’ muttered
he, ’or gone to see somebody’s child with
the measles, devil fear her! She has plenty on
her hands to do anywhere but at home. The place
might be going to rack and ruin for her if there was
only a young colt to look at, or a new litter of pigs!
And so you think to frighten me, Peter Gill!
You’ve been doing the same thing every Easter,
and every harvest, these five-and-twenty years!
I can only say I wish you had kept your threat long
ago, and the property wouldn’t have as many tumble-down
cabins and ruined fences as it has now, and my rent-roll,
too, wouldn’t have been the worse. I don’t
believe there’s a man in Ireland more cruelly
robbed than myself. There isn’t an estate
in the county has not risen in value except my own!
There’s not a landed gentleman hasn’t laid
by money in the barony but myself, and if you were
to believe the newspapers, I’m the hardest landlord
in the province of Leinster. Is that Mickey Doolan
there? Mickey!’ cried he, opening the window,
‘did you see Miss Kearney anywhere about?’
‘Yes, my lord. I see her
coming up the Bog road with Miss O’Shea.’
‘The worse luck mine!’
muttered he, as he closed the window, and leaned his
head on his hand.