The Parakeet had discharged
the last of her coal into the lighters alongside,
had cast off from the mooring buoys, and was steaming
out of the baking heat of Suez harbor on her way down
toward the worse heat of the Red Sea beyond.
The clatter and dirt of the-working ships, with the
smells of hot iron and black humanity, were dying out
astern, and presently she slowed up to drop the pilot
into his boat, and then stood on again along her course.
A passenger, a young man of eight
or nine-and-twenty, lounged on a camp-stool under
the upper bridge awning, and watched the Parakeet’s
captain as he walked briskly across and across, and
presently, when the little sailor faced him, he nodded
as though he had decided something that was in his
thoughts.
“Well, sir?” said Captain Kettle.
“I wish you wouldn’t look
so anxious. We’ve started now, and may as
well make up our minds to go through it comfortably.”
“Quite so,” said Kettle.
“I’m thinking out how we are to do this
business in comfort and safety,” and
with that he resumed his walk.
The man beside him had introduced
himself when the black workers were carrying the Parakeet’s
cargo of coal in baskets from the holds to the lighters
alongside; and Kettle had been rather startled to find
that he carried a letter of introduction from the
steamboat’s owners. The letter gave him
no choice of procedure. It stated with clearness
that Mr. Hugh Wenlock, solicitor, had laid his wishes
before them, and that they had agreed to further these
wishes (through the agency of their servant Captain
Owen Kettle) in consideration of the payment of L200
sterling.
The Parakeet was a cargo tramp,
and carried no passenger certificate, but a letter
of recommendation like this was equivalent to a direct
order, and Kettle signed Mr. Wenlock on to his crew
list as “Doctor,” and put to sea with
an anxious mind.
Wenlock waited awhile, watching squalid
Suez sink into the sea behind; and then he spoke again.
“Look here, Captain,”
he said, “those South Arabian ports have got
a lot worse reputation than they really deserve.
The people down there twenty years ago were a pack
of pirates, I’ll grant you, but nowadays they
know that if they get at any of their old games, a
British gunboat promptly comes up next week and bombards
them at two-mile range, and that’s not good
enough. They may not be honest from inclination,
but they’ve got the fear of the gunboat always
handy, and that’s a wonderful civilizing power.
I tell you, captain, you needn’t be frightened;
that pirate business is exploded for now and always.”
“I know all about the piratical
hankerings of those South Arabian niggers, sir,”
said Kettle stiffly, “and I know what they can
do and what they can’t do as well as any man
living. And I know also what I can do myself
at a push, and the knowledge leaves me pretty comfortable.
But if you choose to think me frightened, I’ll
own I am. It’s the navigation down there
that gave me cold shivers the first moment you mentioned
it.”
“Why, it’s no worse than the Red Sea here,
anyway.”
“Red Sea’s bad, but you
can get good charts of it and rely on them. South
Arabian coast is no better, and the charts aren’t
worth the paper they’re printed on. There
are bad tide-rips down there, sir, and there are bad
reefs, and there’s bad fog, and the truth of
it is, there’s no handier place to lose a ship
in all the big, wide world.”
“I wouldn’t like you to
wreck the steamer down there. It might be awkward
for me getting back.”
“Quite so,” said Kettle,
“you’re thinking of yourself, and I don’t
blame you. I’m thinking of myself also.
I’m a man that’s met a great deal of misfortune,
sir, and from one thing and another I’ve been
eight years without a regular command. I had
the luck to bring in a derelict the other day, and
pocket a good salvage out of her, and my present owners
heard of it, and they put me as master of this steamer,
just because of that luck.”
“Nothing like luck.”
“If you don’t lose it.
But I am not anxious to pile up this steamboat on
some uncharted reef just because luck has left me,
and have to wait another eight years before I find
another command.”
“And, as I say, I’m as
keen as you are not to get the steamer wrecked, and
if there’s any way she can be kept out of a dangerous
area, and you can manage to set me ashore where I
want in a boat, just you say, and I’ll meet
you all I can. But at the same time, Skipper,
if you don’t mind doing a swap, you might give
me a good deal of help over my matter in return.”
“I haven’t heard your
business yet, sir. All you’ve told me is
that you want to be set down in this place, Dunkhot,
and be taken off again after you’ve stayed there
four-and-twenty hours.”
“Well, you see I didn’t
want it talked over beforehand. If the newspapers
got hold of the yarn, and made a lot of fuss about
it, they might upset a certain marriage that I’ve
very much set my heart upon.”
Captain Kettle looked puzzled.
“I don’t seem to quite follow you, sir.”
“You shall hear the tale from
the beginning. We have plenty of time ahead of
us just now. You remember the wreck of the Rangoon?”
“She was coming home from East
Indian ports, wasn’t she, and got on fire somewhere
off Cape Guardafui? But that’ll have been
twenty years back, in the old overland days, before
the Ditch was opened. Only about ten of her people
saved, if I remember.”
“That’s about right,”
said Wenlock, “though it’s twenty years
ago now. She was full of Anglo-Indians, and their
loss made a great sensation at the time. Amongst
others was a Colonel Anderson, and his wife, and their
child Teresa, aged nine; and what made their deaths
all the more sad was the fact that Anderson’s
elder brother died just a week before, and he would
have come home to find a peerage and large estates
waiting for him.”
“I can feel for that man,” said Kettle.
“I can feel most for the daughter,” said
Wenlock.
“How do you mean, sir?”
“Well, Colonel Anderson’s
dead, and his wife’s dead, but the daughter
isn’t, or at any rate she was very much alive
twelve months ago, that’s all. The whole
lot of them, with others, got into one of the Rangoon’s
boats, and after frizzling about at sea till they were
nearly starved, got chucked on that South Arabian
coast (which you say is so rocky and dangerous), and
were drowned in the process. All barring Teresa,
that is. She was pulled out of the water by the
local niggers, and was brought up by them, and I’ve
absolutely certain information that not a year ago
she was living in Dunkhot as quite a big personage
in her way.”
“And she’s ‘My Lady’ now,
if she only knew?”
“Well, not that. The title
doesn’t descend in the female line, but Colonel
Anderson made a will in her favor after she was born,
and the present earl, who’s got the estates,
would have to shell out if she turned up again.”
“My owners, in their letter,
mentioned that you were a solicitor. Then you
are employed by his lordship, sir?”
Mr. Wenlock laughed. “Not
much,” he said. “I’m on my own
hook. Why, hang it all, Captain, you must see
that no man of his own free will would be idiot enough
to resurrect a long-forgotten niece just to make himself
into a beggar.”
“I don’t see why not,
sir, if he got to know she was alive. Some men
have consciences, and even a lord, I suppose, is a
man.”
“The present earl has far too
good a time of it to worry about running a conscience.
No, I bet he fights like a thief for the plunder, however
clear a case we have to show him. And as he’s
the man in possession and has plenty of ready cash
for law expenses, the odds are he’ll turn out
too big to worry at through all the courts, and we
shall compromise. I’d like that best myself.
Cash down has a desirable feel about it.”
“It has, sir,” said Kettle
with a reminiscent sigh. “Even to pocket
a tenth of what is rightfully yours is better than
getting mixed up with that beastly law. But will
the other relatives of the young lady, those that
are employing you, I mean, agree to that?”
“Don’t I tell you, Captain,
I’m on my own hook? There are no other
relatives or at least none that would take
a ha’porth of interest in Teresa’s getting
the estates. I’ve gone into the thing on
sheer spec, and for what I can make out of it, and
that, if all’s well, will be the whole lump.”
“But how? The young lady
may give you something in her gratitude, of course,
but you can’t expect it all.”
“I do, though, and I tell you
how I’m going to get it. I shall marry the
fair Teresa. Simple as tumbling off a house.”
Kettle drew himself up stiffly and
walked to the other end of the bridge, and began ostentatiously
to look with a professional eye over his vessel.
Wenlock was quick to see the change.
“Come, what is it now, Captain?” he asked
with some surprise.
“I don’t like the idea
of those sort of marriages,” said the little
sailor, acidly.
Wenlock shrugged his shoulders good-humoredly.
“Neither do I, and if I were
a rich man, I wouldn’t have dreamed of it.
Just think of what the girl probably is: she’s
been with those niggers since she was quite a kid;
she’ll be quite uneducated; I’m in hopes
she’s good-looking and has a decent figure; but
at the best she’ll be quite unpresentable till
I’ve had her in hand for at least a couple of
years, if then. Of course you’ll say there’s
‘romance’ about the thing. But then
I don’t care tuppence about romance, and anyway
it’s beastly unconfortable to live with.”
“I was not looking at that point of view.”
“Let me tell you how I was fixed,”
said Wenlock with a burst of confidence. “I’d
a small capital. So I qualified as a solicitor,
and put up a door-plate, and waited for a practice.
It didn’t come. Not a client drifted near
me from month’s end to month’s end.
And meanwhile the capital was dribbling away.
I felt I was getting on my back legs; it was either
a case of the Colonies or the workhouse, and I’d
no taste for either; and when the news of this girl
Teresa came, I tell you I just jumped at the chance.
I don’t want to marry her, of course; there are
ten other girls I’d rather have as wife; but
there was no other way out of the difficulty, so I
just swallowed my squeamishness for good and always.
See?”
“It was Miss Teresa Anderson
I was pitying,” said Kettle pointedly.
“Good Lord, man, why? Isn’t
it the finest thing in the world for her?”
“It might be fine to get away
from where she is, and land home to find a nice property
waiting. But I don’t care to see a woman
have a husband forced on her. It would be nobler
of you, Mr. Wenlock, to let the young lady get to
England, and look round her for a while, and make her
own choice.”
“I’m too hard up to be
noble,” said Wenlock drily. “I’ve
not come here on philanthropy, and marrying that girl
is part of my business. Besides, hang it all,
man, think of what she is, and think of what I am.”
He looked himself up and down with a half humorous
smile “I know nice people at home
who would be civil to her, and after all, hang it,
I’m not unmarriageable personally.”
“Still,” said Kettle doggedly,
“I don’t like the idea of it.”
“Then let me give you an inducement.
I said I was not down here on philanthropy, and I
don’t suppose you are either. You’ll
have my passage money?”
“Two and a-half per cent of
it is my commission. The rest goes to the owners,
of course.”
“Very well, then. In addition
to that, if you’ll help this marriage on in
the way I ask, I’ll give you L50.”
“There’s no man living
who could do more usefully with L50 if I saw my way
of fingering it.”
“I think I see what you mean.
No, you won’t have to wait for it. I’ve
got the money here in hard cash in my pocket ready
for you to take over the minute it’s earned.”
“I was wondering, sir, if I
could earn it honorably. You must give me time
to think this out. I’ll try and give you
an answer after tea. And for the present I shall
have to leave you. I’ve got to go through
the ship’s papers: I have to be my own
clerk on board here just now, though the Company did
certainly promise me a much better ship if I beat up
plenty of cargo, and made a good voyage of it with
this.”
The Parakeet worked her way
along down the Red Sea at her steady nine knots, and
Mr. Hugh Wenlock put a couple of bunk pillows on a
canvas boat-cover under the bridge deck awnings, and
lay there and amused himself with cigarettes and a
magazine. Captain Owen Kettle sat before a table
in the chart-house with his head on one side, and a
pen in his fingers, and went through accounts.
But though Wenlock, when he had finished his magazine,
quickly went off to sleep, Captain Kettle’s
struggles with arithmetic were violent enough to keep
him very thoroughly awake, and when a due proportion
of the figures had been checked, he put the papers
in a drawer, and was quite ready to tackle the next
subject.
He had not seen necessary to mention
the fact to Mr. Wenlock, but while that young man
was talking of the Miss Teresa Anderson, who at present
was “quite a big personage in her way”
at Dunkhot, a memory had come to him that he had heard
of the lady before in somewhat less prosaic terms.
All sailormen who have done business on the great sea
highway between West and East during recent years
have had the yarn given to them at one time or another,
and most of them have regarded it as gratuitous legend.
Kettle was one of these. But he was beginning
to think there was something more in it than a mere
sailor’s yarn, and he was anxious to see if
there was any new variation in the telling.
So he sent for Murray, his mate, a
smart young sailor of the newer school, who preferred
to be called “chief officer,” made him
sit, and commenced talk of a purely professional nature.
Finally he said: “And since I saw you last,
the schedule’s changed. We call in at Dunkhot,
for that passenger Mr. Wenlock to do some private
business ashore, before we go on to our Persian Gulf
ports.”
Murray repeated the name thoughtfully.
“Dunkhot? Let’s see, that’s
on the South Arabian coast, about a day’s steam
from Aden, and a beast of a place to get at, so I’ve
heard. Oh, and of course, that’s the place
where the She-Sultan, or Queen, or whatever she calls
herself, is boss.”
“So there is really a woman
of that kind there, is there? I’d heard
of her, like everybody else has, but I thought she
was only a yarn.”
“No, she’s there in the
flesh, sir, right enough; lots of flesh, according
to what I’ve gathered. A serang of one of
the B. and I. boats, who’d been in Dunkhot,
told me about her only last year. She makes war,
leads her troops, cuts off heads, and does the Eastern
potentate up to the mark. The serang said she
was English, too, though I don’t believe much
in that. One-tenth English would probably be more
near the truth. The odds are she’ll be
Eurasian, and those snuff-and-butter colored ladies,
when they get amongst people blacker than themselves,
always try to ignore their own lick of the tar-brush.”
“Fat, is she?”
“The serang said she-was a big
buffalo bull of a woman, with a terror of a temper.
I don’t know what’s Mr. Wenlock’s
business, sir; but whether he wants to start a dry-goods
agency, or merely to arrange for smuggling in some
rifles, he’d better make up his mind to square
her first and foremost. She will have a finger
in every pie. She’s as curious as a monkey,
too, and there’s no doing anything without letting
her know. And when she says a thing, it’s
got to be done.”
“Is she the head chief’s favorite wife,
then?”
“That’s the funny part
of it: she isn’t married. These Orientals
always get husbands early as a general thing, and
you’d have thought that in her juvenile days,
before she got power, they’d have married her
to some one about the town, whether she liked it or
not. But it seems they didn’t, because
she said she’d certainly poison any man if they
sent her into his zenana. And later on, when
she came to be boss, she still kept to spinsterhood.
Guess there wasn’t any man about the place white
enough to suit her taste.”
“H’m. What you’ve
told me seems to let daylight on to things.”
“Beg pardon, sir?”
Captain Kettle put his hand kindly
on Murray’s shoulder. “Don’t
ask me to explain now, my lad, but when the joke comes
you shall share the laugh. There’s a young
man on this ship (I don’t mind telling you in
confidence) whose ways I don’t quite like, and
I think he’s going to get a lesson.”
He went out then under the awnings
of the bridge deck, and told Wenlock that he would
probably be able to earn his fee for helping on the
marriage, and Wenlock confidently thought that he quite
understood the situation.
“Skipper’s a bit of a
methody,” thought Mr. Hugh Wenlock, “but
his principles don’t go very deep when there
are fifty sovereigns to be earned. Well, he’s
a useful man, and if he gets me snugly married to
that little girl, he’ll be cheap at the price.”
The Parakeet’s voyage
to Dunkhot was not swift. Eight-and-a-half knots
was her most economical pace for coal consumption,
and at that gait she steamed. With a reputation
to make with his new owners, and two and a-half per
cent, commission on all profits, Kettle had developed
into a regular glutton for cargo; and the knowledge
of men and places which he had so laboriously acquired
in former days served him finely. Three times
he got doles of cargo at good stiff freights at points
where few other men would have dreamed of looking.
He was an ideal man for the master of an ocean tramp.
He was exactly honest; he had a world of misfortunes
behind to spur him on; he was quick of decision; and
he had developed a nose for cargo, and a knack of
extorting it from merchants, that were little short
of miraculous. And, in fact, if things went on
as they had started, he stood a very good chance of
making 50 per cent, on the Parakeet’s
capital for the voyage, and so earning promotion to
one of the firm’s better ships.
But though in the many days of his
adversity Captain Kettle had never shunned any risks
which came in his way, with this new prosperity fresh
and pleasant at his feet, he was beginning to tell
himself that risks were foolish things. He arrived
off Dunkhot and rang off his engines, and frowned
angrily at the shore.
The town stood on an eminence, snugly
walled, and filled with cool, square houses.
At one side, the high minaret of a mosque stood up
like a bayonet, and at the other, standing in a ring
of garden, was a larger building, which seemed to
call itself palace. There was a small fringe
of cultivation beside the walls of the town, and beyond
was arid desert, which danced and shimmered under
the violent sun.
But all this lay small and far off,
like a tiny picture in some huge frame, and showing
only through the glass. A maze of reefs guarded
the shore, and tore up the sleek Indian Ocean swells
into spouting breakers; and though there was anchorage
inside, tenanted indeed by a score of sailing craft,
the way to it was openly perilous. And so for
the present the Parakeet lay to, rolling outside
the entrance, flying a pilot jack, and waiting developments.
Captain Kettle might have his disquieting
thoughts, still outwardly he was cool. But Mr.
Hugh Wenlock was on deck in the sprucest of his apparel,
and was visibly anxious and fidgety, as befitted a
man who shortly expected to enter into the bonds of
matrimony.
A double-ended boat came off presently,
manned by naked Arabs, and steered by a man in a white
burnous. She swept up alongside, caught a rope
and made fast, and the man in white introduced himself
as a pilot. They are all good Mohammedans down
there, or nominally, and so of course there was no
question of a clean bill of health. Islam is not
impious enough to check the spread of any disease
which Allah may see good to send for its chastening.
The pilot wanted to take them in at
once. He spoke some English, and carried an air
of confidence. He could guide them through the
reefs in the most complete of safety, and he could
guarantee fine openings for trade, once inside.
“I dare say,” grunted
Kettle under his breath, “but you’re a
heap too uncertificated for my taste. Why, you
don’t even offer a book of forged logs to try
and work off your humbug with some look of truth.
No, I know the kind of pilot you are. You’d
pile up the steamboat on the first convenient reef,
and then be one of the first to come and loot her.” He
turned to Murray: “Now, look here, Mr. Mate.
I’ll leave you in charge, and see you keep steam
up and don’t leave the deck. Don’t
let any of these niggers come on board on any pretence
whatever, and if they try it on, steam out to sea.
I’ll get through Mr. Wenlock’s business
ashore as quick as lean, and perhaps pick up a ton
or two of cargo for ourselves.”
Below, in the dancing boat which ground
against the steamer’s side, the pilot clamored
that a ladder might be thrown to him so that he might
come on board and take the Parakeet forthwith
into the anchorage; and to him again Kettle turned,
and temporized. He must go ashore himself first,
he said, and see what offer there was of trade, before
he took the steamer in. To which the pilot, though
visibly disappointed, saw fit to agree, as no better
offer was forthcoming.
“Now, sir,” said Kettle
to Wenlock, “into the boat with you. The
less time that’s wasted, the better I shall
be pleased.”
“All right,” said Wenlock,
pointing to a big package on the deck. “Just
tell some of your men to shove that case down into
the boat, and I’m ready.”
Kettle eyed the bulky box with disfavor.
“What’s in it?” he asked.
“A present or a bribe; whichever
you care to call it. If you want to know precisely,
it’s rifles. I thought they would be most
acceptable.”
“Rifles are liked hereabouts.
Is it for a sort of introductory present?”
“Well, if you must know, Captain,
it’s occurred to me that Teresa is probably
an occupant of somebody’s harem, and that I shall
have to buy her off from her husband. Hence the
case of rifles.”
A queer look came over Captain Kettle’s
face. “And you’d still marry this
woman if she had another husband living?”
“Of course. Haven’t
I told you that I’ve thought the whole thing
thoroughly over already, and I’m not inclined
to stick at trifles? But I may tell you that
divorce is easy in these Mohammedan countries, and
I shall take care to get the girl set legally free
before we get away from here. You don’t
catch me getting mixed with bigamy.”
“But tell me. Is a Mohammedan
marriage made here binding for an Englishman?”
“It’s as legally binding
as if the Archbishop of Canterbury tied the knot.”
“Very well,” said Kettle.
“Now let me tell you, sir, for the last time,
that I don’t like what you’re going to
do. To my mind, it’s not a nice thing marrying
a woman that you evidently despise, just for her money.”
Wenlock flushed. “Look
here,” he said, “I refuse to be lectured,
especially by you. Aren’t you under promise
to get L50 from me the moment I’m safely married?
And didn’t you fairly jump at the chance of
fingering it.”
Captain Kettle did not hit this man
who cast such an unpleasant imputation on him; he
did not even let him feel the lash of his tongue in
return. He merely smiled grimly, and said:
“Get down into the boat, you and your case of
rifles.”
For the moment Wenlock started and
hesitated. He seemed to detect something ominous
in this order. But then he took a brace on his
courage, and after a couple of deck hands had lowered
the rifles into the dancing boat, he clambered gingerly
down after them, and sat himself beside the white-robed
man in the stern sheets. Kettle followed, and
the boat headed off for the opening between the reefs.
The Indian Ocean swells swung beneath
them, and presently were breaking on the grim stone
barriers on either hand in a roar of sound. The
triangular dorsal fins of a couple of sharks convoyed
them in, in case of accidents; and overhead a crowd
of sea-fowl screamed and swooped and circled.
But none of these things interested them. The
town ahead, which jerked nearer to every tug of the
oars, held the eye. In it was Teresa Anderson,
heiress, a personage of whom each of them had his own
private conception. In it also were fanatical
Arabs, whom they hoped the fear of shadowy British
gunboats would deter from open piracy.
The boat passed between a cluster
of ragged shipping which swayed at the anchorage,
and Wenlock might have stared with curious eyes (had
he been so minded) on real dhows which had even then
got real slaves ready for market in their stuffy ’tween
decks. But he was gazing with a fascinated stare
at the town. Over the arch of the water-gate,
for which they were heading, was what at first appeared
to be a frieze of small rounded balls; but a nearer
view resolved these into human heads, in various stages
of desiccation. Evidently justice in Dunkhot was
determined that the criminal who once passed through
its hands should no more tread the paths of unrighteousness.
The boat landed against a jetty of
stone, and they stepped out dryshod. Wenlock
stared at the gate with its dressing of heads as though
they fascinated him.
“And Teresa will have been brought
up within sight of all this,” he murmured to
himself, “and will be accustomed to it.
Fancy marrying a woman who has spent twenty years
of her life in the neighborhood of all this savagery.”
“Strong place in its way,”
said Kettle, squinting up at the brass cannon on the
walls. “Those guns up there are well kept,
you can see. Of course one of our cheapest fourpenny
gunboats could knock the whole shop into bricks in
half an hour at three-mile range; but it’s strong
enough to hold out against any niggers along the coast
here, and that’s all the Queen here aims at.
By the way, Emir, not Queen, is what she calls herself,
so the pilot tells me. I suppose she thinks that
as she’s doing a man’s job in a man’s
way, she may as well take a full man’s ticket.”
They passed in through the gate, the
sentries staring at them curiously, and once inside,
in the full heat and smell of the narrow street beyond,
Wenlock said: “Look here, Skipper, you’re
resourceful, and you know these out-of-the-way places.
How had we better start to find the girl?”
Kettle glanced coolly round at the
grim buildings and the savage Arabs who jostled them,
and said, with fine sarcasm: “Well, sir,
as there doesn’t appear to be a policeman about,
I should recommend you to apply at the post office.”
“I don’t want to be mocked.”
“Then, if you’ll take
the tip from me, you’ll crowd back to my steamboat
as fast as you can go. You’ll find it healthier.”
“I’m going on with it,”
said Wenlock doggedly. “And I ask you to
earn your L50, and give me help.”
“Then, if you distinctly ask
me to help you on into trouble like that, of course,
the best thing to do is to go straight on to the palace.”
“Show the way, then,” said Wenlock curtly.
Kettle gave the word to the white-robed
pilot, and together they set off down the narrow winding
streets, with an ever-increasing train of Arabs and
negroes following in their wake. Wenlock said
nothing as he walked, but it was evident from the
working of his face that his mind was very full.
But Kettle looked about him with open interest, and
thoughts in verse about this Eastern town came to
him with pleasant readiness.
The royal residence was the large
building encircled with gardens which they had seen
from the sea, and they entered it with little formality.
There was no trouble either about obtaining an audience.
The Lady Emir had, it appeared, seen the steamer’s
approach with her own eyes; indeed, the whole of Dunkhot
was excited by such an unusual arrival; and the Head
of the State was as human in her curiosity as the meanest
nigger among her subjects.
The audience hall was imposing.
It was bare enough, according to the rule of those
heated Eastern lands, but it had an air of comfort
and coolness, and in those parts where it was not
severely plain, the beauty of its architecture was
delicious. Armed guards to the number of some
forty men were posted round the walls, and at the further
end, apparently belonging to the civil population,
were some dozen other men squatting on the floor.
In the centre of the room was a naked wretch in chains;
but sentence was hurriedly pronounced on him, and he
was hustled away as the two Englishmen entered, and
they found themselves face to face with the only woman
in the room, the supreme ruler of this savage South
Arabian coast town.
She was seated on a raised divan,
propped by cushions, and in front of her was a huge
water-pipe at which she occasionally took a meditative
pull. She was dressed quite in Oriental fashion,
in trousers, zouave jacket, sash, and all the
rest of it; but she was unmistakably English in features,
though strongly suggestive of the Boadicea. She
was a large, heavily-boned woman, enormously covered
with flesh, and she dandled across her knees that
very unfeminine sceptre, an English cavalryman’s
sword. But the eye neglected these details, and
was irresistibly drawn by the strongness of her face.
Even Kettle was almost awed by it.
But Captain Owen Kettle-was not a
man who could be kept in awe for long. He took
off his helmet, marched briskly up toward the divan,
and bowed.
“Good afternoon, your Ladyship,”
he said. “I trust I see you well. I’m
Captain Kettle, master of that steamboat now lying
in your roads, and this is Mr. Wenlock, a passenger
of mine, who heard that you were English, and has
come to put you in the way of some property at home.”
The lady sat more upright, and set
back her great shoulders. “I am English,”
she said. “I was called in the Giaour
faith Teresa Anderson.”
“That’s the name,”
said Kettle. “Mr. Wenlock’s come to
take you away to step into a nice thing at home.”
“I am Emir here. Am I asked to be Emir
in your country?”
“Why, no,” said Kettle;
“that job’s filled already, and we aren’t
thinking of making a change. Our present Emir
in England (who, by the way, is a lady like yourself)
seems to suit us very well. No, you’ll be
an ordinary small-potato citizen, like everybody else,
and you will probably find it a bit of a change.”
“I do not onderstand,”
said the woman. “I have not spoke your language
since I was child. Speak what you say again.”
“I’ll leave it to Mr.
Wenlock, your Majesty, if you’ve no objections,
as he’s the party mostly interested; and if
you’d ask one of your young men to bring me
a long drink and a chair, I’ll be obliged.
It’s been a hot walk up here. I see you
don’t mind smoke,” he added, and lit a
cheroot.
Now, it was clear from the attitude
of the guards and the civilians present, that Kettle
was jostling heavily upon court etiquette, and at
first the Lady Emir was very clearly inclined to resent
it, and had sharp orders for repression ready upon
her lips. But she changed her mind, perhaps through
some memory that by blood she was related to this
nonchalant race; and presently cushions were brought,
on which Captain Kettle bestowed himself tailor-fashion
(with his back cautiously up against a wall), and
then a negro slave knelt before him and offered sweet
sticky sherbet, which he drank with a wry face.
But in the mean while Mr. Wenlock
was stating his case with small forensic eloquence.
The sight of Miss Teresa Anderson in the flesh awed
him. He had pictured to himself some slim, quiet
exile, perhaps a little gauche and timid, but at any
rate amenable to instruction and to his will.
He had forgotten the developing power of tropical suns.
The woman before him, whose actual age was twenty-nine,
looked fifty, and even for a desperate man like himself
was impossible as a wife in England.
He felt daunted before her already.
It flashed through his mind that it was she who had
ordered those grisly heads to be stuck above the water-gate,
and he heartily wished himself away back on the steamer,
tramping for cargo. He was not wanting in pluck
as a usual thing, this unsuccessful solicitor, but
before a woman like this, with such a record behind
her, a man may well be scared and yet not be accused
of cowardice.
But the Lady Emir looked on Wenlock
in a very different way to that in which she had regarded
Kettle. Mr. Wenlock possessed (as indeed he had
himself pointed out on the Parakeet) a fine
outward appearance, and in fact anywhere he could
have been remarked on as a personable man. And
things came about as Kettle shrewdly anticipated they
would. The Lady Emir had not remained unmarried
all these years through sheer distaste for matrimony.
She had been celibate through an unconquerable pride
of blood. None but men of colored race had been
around her in all her wars, her governings, and her
diplomacies; and always she had been too proud to
mate with them. But here now stood before her
a male of her own race, handsome, upstanding, and
obviously impressed by her power and majesty.
He would not rule her; he would not even attempt a
mastery; she would still be Emir and a
wife. The chance had never occurred to her before;
might never occur again. She was quick to make
her decision.
Ruling potentates are not as other
folk with their love affairs, and the Lady Emir of
Dunkhot (forgetting that she was once Teresa Anderson,
and a modest English maiden) unconsciously fell in
with the rule of her caste. The English speech,
long disused, came to her unhandily, but the purport
of what she said was plain. She made proclamation
that the Englishman Wenlock should there and then
become her husband, and let slaves fetch the mullah
to unite them before the sun had dropped below another
bar of the windows.
She did not ask her future husband’s
wishes or his permission. She simply stated her
sovereign will and looked that it should be carried
out forthwith.
A couple of slaves scurried out on
their missions evidently their Emir was
accustomed to have her orders carried out with promptness and
for long enough Wenlock stood wordless in front of
the divan, far more like a criminal than a prospective
bridegroom. The lady, with the tube of the water-pipe
between her lips, puffed smoke and made no further
speech. She had stated her will: the result
would follow in due course.
But at last Wenlock, as though wrenching
himself into wakefulness out of some horrid dream,
turned wildly to Kettle, and in a torrent of words
implored for rescue.
The little sailor heard him quite
unmoved. “You asked my help,” he said,
“in a certain matter, and I’ve given it,
and things have turned out just as I’ve guessed
they would. You maundered about your dear Teresa
on my steamboat till I was nearly sick, and, by James!
you’ve got her now, and no error about it.”
“But you said you didn’t
approve,” cried the wretched man.
“I quite know what I said,”
retorted Kettle grimly. “I didn’t
approve of your way. But this is different.
You’re not a very fine specimen, but anyway
you’re English, and it does good to the old shop
at home to have English people for kings and queens
of foreign countries. I’ve got a theory
about that.”
Now the Lady Emir was not listening
to all this tirade by any means unmoved. To begin
with, it was not etiquette to speak at all in her
presence if unaddressed, and to go on with, although
she did not understand one word in ten of what was
being spoken, she gathered the gist of it, and this
did not tend to compose her. She threw away the
snaky stem of water-pipe, and gripped both hands on
the trooper’s sword, till the muscles stood
out in high relief.
“Do you say,” she demanded, “you
onwilling marry me?”
“Yes,” said Wenlock, with sullen emphasis.
She turned her head, and gave orders
in Arabic. With marvellous readiness, as though
it was one of the regular appointments of the place,
a couple of the guards trundled a stained-wooden block
into the middle of the floor, another took his station
beside it with an ominous-looking axe poised over
his shoulder, and almost before Wenlock knew what
was happening, he was pinned by a dozen men at wrist
and ankle, and thrust down to kneel “with his
neck over the block.
“Do you say,” the Lady Emir repeated,
“you onwilling marry me?”
“I’m a British subject,”
Wenlock shouted. “I’ve a Foreign Office
passport in my pocket. I’ll appeal to my
Government over this.”
“My lad,” said Kettle,
“you won’t have time to appeal. The
lady isn’t being funny. She means square
biz. If you don’t be sensible, and see
things in the same way she does, it’ll be one
che-opp, and what happens afterward won’t
interest you.”
“Those spikes,” said Wenlock faintly.
“Above the water-gate?”
said Kettle. “Queer, but the same thing
occurred to me, too. You’d feel a bit lonely
stuck up there getting sun-dried.”
“I’ll marry her.”
“You’d better spread a
bit more politeness about,” Kettle advised.
“It will be all the more comfortable for you
afterward if you do.” And so Wenlock, with
desperation nerving him, poured out all the pretty
speeches which he had in store, and which he had looked
to use to this very woman under such very different
circumstances. But he did not even suggest taking
his future spouse back to England.
She, too, when she graciously pardoned
his previous outburst, mentioned her decision on this
matter also.
“I am Emir here,” she
said, “and I could not be Emir in your England
without many fights. So here I shall stay, and
you with me. When there is war, you shall ride
at my side; in peace I will give you a governorship
over a ward of this town, from which you can get your
taxes. And if there are children, you shall bring
them up.”
The mullah, who knew better than to
keep his ruler waiting, had come in, and they were
forthwith married, solemnly and irrevocably, according
to the rites and ceremonies of the Mohammedan Church,
as practised in the kingdom of Dunkhot. And in
witness thereof, Captain Kettle wrote his name from
left to right, in contradistinction to all the other
signatories, who wrote from right to left, except the
bridegroom.
“And now, Mr. Wenlock, if you
please,” said Kettle, “as you’re
comfortably tied to the lady of your choice, I’ll
trouble you for that fee you promised.”
“I’ll see you in somewhere
hotter than Arabia,” said the bridegroom, mopping
his pale face.
“Now look,” said Kettle,
“I’m not going to scrap with you here,
and I don’t want to break up this happy home
with domestic unpleasantness; but if you don’t
hand me over that L50, I shall ask your good lady to
get it for me.”
Wenlock sullenly handed out a note.
“Thank you. I know you
feel injured, but I’m earning this money exactly
according to promise, and of you don’t quite
like what’s been done, you must remember that
it’s your own fault for not wording the agreement
a bit more carefully. And now, as I seem to have
got through my business here, if it’s agreeable
to all parties, I’ll be going. Good-by,
Mrs. Wenlock, madam. Let me call you by your
name for the first time.”
The Lady Emir set back her great shoulders.
“That is not my name,” she said.
“I am Emir. My name does not change.”
“Beg pardon,” said Kettle,
“he takes yours, does he? Didn’t know
that was the custom of this country. Well, good-afternoon.”
“But do you want,” said the lady, “no
present?”
“Thank you,” said Kettle,
with a cock of the head, “but I take presents
from no one. What bit of a living I get, your
ladyship, I earn.”
“I do not onderstand. But
you are sailor. You have ship. You wish
cargo?”
Captain Kettle snapped his fingers
ecstatically. “Now, ma’am, there
you’ve hit it. Cargo’s what I do want.
I’ll have to tell you that freights are up a
good deal just now, and you’ll have to pay for
accommodation, but my ship’s a good one, and
my firm’s reliable, and will see that you are
dealt by honest at the other end.”
“I do not onderstand.”
“Of course you don’t,
your Majesty; of course you don’t. Ladies
like you don’t have to bother with the shipping
trade. But just you give me a line to the principal
merchants in the town saying that you’d like
me to have a few tons of their stuff, and that’ll
do. I guess that what your ladyship likes round
here is usually done.”
“You wish me write. I will
write. Now we will wash hands, and there is banquet.”
And so it came to pass that, some
twenty-four hours later, Captain Kettle returned to
the Parakeet sun-scorched, and flushed with
success, and relieved the anxious Murray from his watch.
The mate was naturally curious to know what happened
ashore.
“Let me get a glass of Christian
beer to wash all their sticky nastinesses from my
neck, and I’ll tell you,” said Kettle,
and he did with fine detail and circumstance.
“Well, Wenlock’s got his
heiress anyway,” said Murray, with a sigh, when
the tale was over. “I suppose we may as
well get under way now, sir.”
“Not much,” said Kettle
jubilantly. “Why, man, I’ve squeezed
every ton of cargo they have in the place, and stuck
them for freights in a way that would surprise you.
Here’s the tally: 270 bags of coffee, 700
packets of dates, 350 baskets of figs, and all for
London. And, mark you,” said Kettle, hitting
the table, “that or more’ll be waiting
for me there every time I come, and no other skipper
need apply.”
“H’m,” said the
mate thoughtfully; “but will Wenlock be as civil
and limp next time you call, sir?”
Captain Kettle winked pleasantly,
and put a fifty-pound note in his lock-up drawer.
“That’s all right, my lad. No fear
of Master Wenlock getting his tail up. If you’d
seen the good lady, his wife, you’d know why.
That’s the man that went hunting an heiress,
Mr. Murray; and by the holy James he’s got her,
and no error.”