A BRIGHT BLADE LEAPS FROM A RUSTY SCABBARD
On an evening in April, 191-, Clement
J. Cleggett walked sedately into the news room of
the New York Enterprise with a drab-colored walking-stick
in his hand. He stood the cane in a corner, changed
his sober street coat for a more sober office jacket,
adjusted a green eyeshade below his primly brushed
grayish hair, unostentatiously sat down at the copy
desk, and unobtrusively opened a drawer.
From the drawer he took a can of tobacco,
a pipe, a pair of scissors, a paste-pot and brush,
a pile of copy paper, a penknife and three half-lengths
of lead pencil.
The can of tobacco was not remarkable.
The pipe was not picturesque. The scissors were
the most ordinary of scissors. The copy paper
was quite undistinguished in appearance. The
lead pencils had the most untemperamental looking
points.
Cleggett himself, as he filled and
lighted the pipe, did it in the most matter-of-fact
sort of way. Then he remarked to the head of the
copy desk, in an average kind of voice:
“H’lo, Jim.”
“H’lo, Clegg,” said
Jim, without looking up. “Might as well
begin on this bunch of early copy, I guess.”
For more than ten years Cleggett had
done the same thing at the same time in the same manner,
six nights of the week.
What he did on the seventh night no
one ever thought to inquire. If any member of
the Enterprise staff had speculated about it at all
he would have assumed that Cleggett spent that seventh
evening in some way essentially commonplace, sober,
unemotional, quiet, colorless, dull and Brooklynitish.
Cleggett lived in Brooklyn.
The superficial observer might have said that Cleggett
and Brooklyn were made for each other.
The superficial observer! How
many there are of him! And how much he misses!
He misses, in fact, everything.
At two o’clock in the morning
a telegraph operator approached the copy desk and
handed Cleggett a sheet of yellow paper, with the remark:
“Cleggett personal wire.”
It was a night letter, and glancing
at the signature Cleggett saw that it was from his
brother who lived in Boston. It ran:
Uncle Tom died yesterday. Don’t
faint now. He splits bulk fortune between you
and me. Lawyers figure nearly $500,000 each.
Mostly easily negotiable securities. New will
made month ago while sore at president temperance
outfit. Blood thicker than Apollinaris after
all. Poor Uncle Tom.
Edward.
Despite Edward’s thoughtful
warning, Cleggett did nearly faint. Nothing could
have been less expected. Uncle Tom was an irascible
prohibitionist, and one of the most deliberately disobliging
men on earth. Cleggett and his brother had long
ceased to expect anything from him. For twenty
years it had been thoroughly understood that Uncle
Tom would leave his entire estate to a temperance society.
Cleggett had ceased to think of Uncle Tom as a possible
factor in his life. He did not doubt that Uncle
Tom had changed the will to gain some point with the
officials of the temperance society, intending to
change it once again after he had been deferred to,
cajoled, and flattered enough to placate his vanity.
But death had stepped in just in time to disinherit
the enemies of the Demon Rum.
Cleggett read the wire through twice,
and then folded it and put it into his pocket.
He rose and walked toward the managing editor’s
room. As he stepped across the floor there was
a little dancing light in his eyes, there was a faint
smile upon his lips, that were quite foreign to the
staid and sober Cleggett that the world knew.
He was quiet, but he was almost jaunty, too; he felt
a little drunk, and enjoyed the feeling.
He opened the managing editor’s
door with more assurance than he had ever displayed
before. The managing editor, a pompous, tall,
thin man with a drooping frosty mustache, and cold
gray eyes in a cold gray face that somehow reminded
one of the visage of a walrus, was preparing to go
home.
“Well?” he said, shortly.
He was a man for whom Cleggett had
long felt a secret antipathy. The man was, in
short, the petty tyrant of Cleggett’s little
world.
“Can you spare me a couple of
minutes, Mr. Wharton?” said Cleggett. But
he did not say it with the air of a person who really
sues for a hearing.
“Yes, yes go on.”
Mr. Wharton, who had risen from his chair, sat down
again. He was distinctly annoyed. He was
ungracious. He was usually ungracious with Cleggett.
His face set itself in the expression it always took
when he declined to consider raising a man’s
salary. Cleggett, who had been refused a raise
regularly every three months for the past two years,
was familiar with the look.
“Go on, go on what
is it?” asked Mr. Wharton unpleasantly, frowning
and stroking the frosty mustache, first one side and
then the other.
“I just stepped in to tell you,”
said Cleggett quietly, “that I don’t think
much of the way you are running the Enterprise.”
Wharton stopped stroking his mustache
so quickly and so amazedly that one might have thought
he had run into a thorn amongst the hirsute growth
and pricked a finger. He glared. He opened
his mouth. But before he could speak Cleggett
went on:
“Three years ago I made a number
of suggestions to you. You treated me contemptuously very
contemptuously!”
Cleggett paused and drew a long breath,
and his face became quite red. It was as if the
anger in which he could not afford to indulge himself
three years before was now working in him with cumulative
effect. Wharton, only partially recovered from
the shock of Cleggett’s sudden arraignment,
began to stammer and bluster, using the words nearest
his tongue:
“Just a moment,” Cleggett
interrupted, growing visibly angrier, and seeming
to enjoy his anger more and more. “Just
a word more. I had intended to conclude my remarks
by telling you that my contempt for you, personally,
is unbounded. It is boundless, sir! But
since you have sworn at me, I am forced to conclude
this interview in another fashion.”
And with a gesture which was not devoid
of dignity Cleggett drew from an upper waistcoat pocket
a card and flung it on Wharton’s desk.
After which he stepped back and made a formal bow.
Wharton looked at the card.
Bewilderment almost chased the anger from his face.
“Eh,” he said, “what’s this?”
“My card, sir! A friend will wait on you
tomorrow!”
“Tomorrow? A friend? What for?”
Cleggett folded his arms and regarded
the managing editor with a touch of the supercilious
in his manner.
“If you were a gentleman,”
he said, “you would have no difficulty in understanding
these things. I have just done you the honor
of challenging you to a duel.”
Mr. Wharton’s mouth opened as
if he were about to explode in a roar of incredulous
laughter. But meeting Cleggett’s eyes,
which were, indeed, sparkling with a most remarkable
light, his jaw dropped, and he turned slightly pale.
He rose from his chair and put the desk between himself
and Cleggett, picking up as he did so a long pair of
shears.
“Put down the scissors,”
said Cleggett, with a wave of his hand. “I
do not propose to attack you now.”
And he turned and left the managing
editor’s little office, closing the door behind
him.
The managing editor tiptoed over to
the door and, with the scissors still grasped in one
hand, opened it about a quarter of an inch. Through
this crack Wharton saw Cleggett walk jauntily towards
the corner where his hat and coat were hanging.
Cleggett took off his worn office jacket, rolled it
into a ball, and flung it into a waste paper basket.
He put on his street coat and hat and picked up the
drab-colored cane. Swinging the stick he moved
towards the door into the hall. In the doorway
he paused, cocked his hat a trifle, turned towards
the managing editor’s door, raised his hand with
his pipe in it with the manner of one who points a
dueling pistol, took careful aim at the second button
of the managing editor’s waistcoat, and clucked.
At the cluck the managing editor drew back hastily,
as if Cleggett had actually presented a firearm; Cleggett’s
manner was so rapt and fatal that it carried conviction.
Then Cleggett laughed, cocked his hat on the other
side of his head and went out into the corridor whistling.
Whistling, and, since faults as well as virtues must
be told, swaggering just a little.
When the managing editor had heard
the elevator come up, pause, and go down again, he
went out of his room and said to the city editor:
“Mr. Herbert, don’t ever
let that man Cleggett into this office again.
He is off off mentally. He’s
a dangerous man. He’s a homicidal maniac.
More’n likely he’s been a quiet, steady
drinker for years, and now it’s begun to show
on him.”
But nothing was further from Cleggett
than the wish ever to go into the Enterprise office
again. As he left the elevator on the ground
floor he stabbed the astonished elevator boy under
the left arm with his cane as a bayonet, cut him harmlessly
over the head with his cane as a saber, tossed him
a dollar, and left the building humming:
“Oh, the Beau Sabreur of the
Grande Armee Was the Captain Tarjeanterre!”
It is thus, with a single twitch of
her playful fingers, that Fate will sometimes pluck
from a man the mask that has obscured his real identity
for many years. It is thus that Destiny will
suddenly draw a bright blade from a rusty scabbard!