THE ROOM OF ILLUSION
That part of Brooklyn in which Cleggett
lived overlooks a wide sweep of water where the East
River merges with New York Bay. From his windows
he could gaze out upon the bustling harbor craft and
see the ships going forth to the great mysterious
sea.
He walked home across the Brooklyn
Bridge, and as he walked he still hummed tunes.
Occasionally, still with the rapt and fatal manner
which had daunted the managing editor, he would pause
and flex his wrist, and then suddenly deliver a ferocious
thrust with his walking-stick.
The fifth of these lunges had an unexpected
result. Cleggett directed it toward the door
of an unpainted toolhouse, a temporary structure near
one of the immense stone pillars from which the bridge
is swung. But, as he lunged, the toolhouse door
opened, and a policeman, who was coming out wiping
his mouth on the back of his hand, received a jab in
the pit of a somewhat protuberant stomach.
The officer grunted and stepped backward;
then he came on, raising his night-stick.
“Why, it’s it’s
McCarthy!” exclaimed Cleggett, who had also sprung
back, as the light fell on the other’s face.
“Mr. Cleggett, by the powers!”
said the officer, pausing and lowering his lifted
club. “Are ye soused, man? Or is
it your way of sayin’ good avenin’ to
your frinds?”
Cleggett smiled. He had first
known McCarthy years before when he was a reporter,
and more recently had renewed the acquaintance in his
walks across the bridge.
“I didn’t know you were there, McCarthy,”
he said.
“No?” said the officer. “And
who were ye jabbin’ at, thin?”
“I was just limbering up my wrist,” said
Cleggett.
“’Tis a quare thing to
do,” persisted McCarthy, albeit good-humoredly.
“And now I mind I’ve seen ye do the same
before, Mr. Cleggett. You’re foriver grinnin’
to yersilf an’ makin’ thim funny jabs at
nothin’ as ye cross the bridge. Are ye
subjict to stiffness in the wrists, Mr. Cleggett?”
“Perhaps it’s writer’s
cramp,” said Cleggett, indulging the pleasant
humor that was on him. He was really thinking
that, with $500,000 of his own, he had written his
last headline, edited his last piece of copy, sharpened
his last pencil.
“Writer’s cramp?
Is it so?” mused McCarthy. “Newspapers
is great things, ain’t they now? And so’s
writin’ and readin’. Gr-r-reat
things! But if ye’ll take my advise, Mr.
Cleggett, ye’ll kape that writin’ and
readin’ within bounds. Too much av
thim rots the brains.”
“I’ll remember that,”
said Cleggett. And he playfully jabbed the officer
again as he turned away.
“G’wan wid ye!”
protested McCarthy. “Ye’re soused!
The scent av it’s in the air. If
I’m compilled to run yez in f’r assaultin’
an officer ye’ll get the cramps out av
thim wrists breakin’ stone, maybe. Cr-r-r-amps,
indade!”
Cramps, indeed! Oh, Clement
J. Cleggett, you liar! And yet, who does not
lie in order to veil his inmost, sweetest thoughts
from an unsympathetic world?
That was not an ordinary jab with
an ordinary cane which Cleggett had directed towards
the toolhouse door. It was a thrust en carte;
the thrust of a brilliant swordsman; the thrust of
a master; a terrible thrust. It was meant for
as pernicious a bravo as ever infested the pages of
romantic fiction. Cleggett had been slaying these
gentry a dozen times a day for years. He had
pinked four of them on the way across the bridge,
before McCarthy, with his stomach and his realism,
stopped the lunge intended for the fifth. But
this is not exactly the sort of thing one finds it
easy to confide to a policeman, be he ever so friendly
a policeman.
Cleggett Old Clegg, the
copyreader Clegg, the commonplace C.
J. Cleggett, the Brooklynite-this person whom young
reporters conceived of as the staid, dry prophet of
the dusty Fact was secretly a mighty reservoir
of unwritten, unacted, unlived, unspoken romance.
He ate it, he drank it, he breathed it, he dreamed
it. The usual copyreader, when he closes his
eyes and smiles upon a pleasant inward vision, is
thinking of starting a chicken-farm in New Jersey.
But Cleggett with gray sprinkled in his
hair, sober of face and precise of manner, as the
world knew him lived a hidden life which
was one long, wild adventure.
Nobody had ever suspected it.
But his room might have given to the discerning a
clue to the real man behind the mask which he assumed which
he had been forced to assume in order to earn a living.
When he reached the apartment, a few minutes after
his encounter on the bridge, and switched the electric
light on, the gleams fell upon an astonishing clutter
of books and arms....
Stevenson, cavalry sabers, W. Clark
Russell, pistols, and Dumas; Jack London, poignards,
bowie knives, Stanley Weyman, Captain Marryat, and
Dumas; sword canes, Scottish claymores,
Cuban machetes, Conan Doyle, Harrison Ainsworth, dress
swords, and Dumas; stilettos, daggers, hunting knives,
Fenimore Cooper, G. P. R. James, broadswords, Dumas;
Gustave Aimard, Rudyard Kipling, dueling swords, Dumas;
F. Du Boisgobey, Malay krises, Walter Scott, stick
pistols, scimitars, Anthony Hope, single sticks, foils,
Dumas; jungles of arms, jumbles of books; arms of
all makes and periods; arms on the walls, in the corners,
over the fireplace, leaning against the bookshelves,
lying in ambush under the bed, peeping out of the
wardrobe, propping the windows open, serving as paper
weights; pictures, warlike and romantic prints and
engravings, pinned to the walls with daggers; in the
wardrobe, coats and hats hanging from poignards
and stilettos thrust into the wood instead of from
nails or hooks. But of all the weapons it was
the rapiers, of all the books it was Dumas, that he
loved. There was Dumas in French, Dumas in English,
Dumas with pictures, Dumas unillustrated, Dumas in
cloth, Dumas in leather, Dumas in boards, Dumas in
paper covers. Cleggett had been twenty years
getting these arms and books together; often he had
gone without a dinner in order to make a payment on
some blade he fancied. And each weapon was also
a book to him; he sensed their stories as he handled
them; he felt the personalities of their former owners
stirring in him when he picked them up. It was
in that room that he dreamed; which is to say, it
was in that room that he lived his real life.
Cleggett walked over to his writing
desk and pulled out a bulky manuscript. It was
his own work. Is it necessary to hint that it
was a tale essentially romantic in character?
He flung it into the grate and set
fire to it. It represented the labor of two
years, but as he watched it burn, stirring the sheets
now and then so the flames would catch them more readily,
he smiled, unvisited by even the most shadowy second
thought of regret.
For why the deuce should a man with
$500,000 in his pocket write romances? Why should
anyone write anything who is free to live? For
the first time in his existence Cleggett was free.
He picked up a sword. It was
one of his favorite rapiers. Sometimes people
came out of the books sometimes shadowy
forms came back to claim the weapons that had been
theirs and Cleggett fought them. There
was not an unscarred piece of furniture in the place.
He bent the flexible blade in his hands, tried the
point of it, formally saluted, brought the weapon
to parade, dallied with his imaginary opponent’s
sword for an instant....
It seemed as if one of those terrible,
but brilliant, duels, with which that room was so
familiar, was about to be enacted.... But he laid
the rapier down. After all, the rapier is scarcely
a thing of this century. Cleggett, for the first
time, felt a little impatient with the rapier.
It is all very well to dream with a rapier.
But now, he was free; reality was before him; the
world of actual adventure called. He had but
to choose!
He considered. He tried to look
into that bright, adventurous future. Presently
he went to the window, and gazed out. Tides of
night and mystery, flooding in from the farther, dark,
mysterious ocean, all but submerged lower Manhattan;
high and beautiful above these waves of shadow, triumphing
over them and accentuating them, shone a star from
the top of the Woolworth building; flecks of light
indicated the noble curve of that great bridge which
soars like a song in stone and steel above the shifting
waters; the river itself was dotted here and there
with moving lights; it was a nocturne waiting for its
Whistler; here sea and city met in glamour and beauty
and illusion.
But it was not the city which called
to Cleggett. It was the sea.
A breeze blew in from the bay and
stirred his window curtains; it was salt in his nostrils....
And, staring out into the breathing night, he saw
a succession of pictures....
Stripped to a pair of cotton trousers,
with a dripping cutlass in one hand and a Colt’s
revolver in the other, an adventurer at the head of
a bunch of dogs as desperate as himself fought his
way across the reeking decks of a Chinese junk, to
close in single combat with a gigantic one-eyed pirate
who stood by the helm with a ring of dead men about
him and a great two-handed sword upheaved....
This adventurer was Clement J. Cleggett!
...
Through the phosphorescent waters
of a summer sea, reckless of cruising sharks, a sailor’s
clasp knife in his teeth, glided noiselessly a strong
swimmer; he reached the side of a schooner yacht from
which rose the wild cries of beauty in distress, swarmed
aboard with a muttered prayer that was half a curse,
swept the water from his eyes, and with pale, stern
face went about the bloody business of a hero....
Again, this adventurer was Clement J. Cleggett!
Cleggett turned from the window.
“I’ll do it,” he cried. “I’ll
do it!”
He grasped a cutlass.
“Pirates!” he cried, swinging
it about his head. “That’s the thing pirates
and the China Seas!”
And with one frightful sweep of his
blade he disemboweled a sofa cushion; the second blow
clove his typewriting machine clean to the tattoo
marks upon its breast; the third decapitated a sectional
bookcase.
But what is a sectional bookcase to
a man with $500,000 in his pocket and the Seven Seas
before him?