THE TOO READY WRITER
One who talks too much, hindering
the rest of the company from taking their turn, and
apparently seeing no reason why they should not rather
desire to know his opinion or experience in relation
to all subjects, or at least to renounce the discussion
of any topic where he can make no figure, has never
been praised for this industrious monopoly of work
which others would willingly have shared in. However
various and brilliant his talk may be, we suspect
him of impoverishing us by excluding the contributions
of other minds, which attract our curiosity the more
because he has shut them up in silence. Besides,
we get tired of a “manner” in conversation
as in painting, when one theme after another is treated
with the same lines and touches. I begin with
a liking for an estimable master, but by the time
he has stretched his interpretation of the world unbrokenly
along a palatial gallery, I have had what the cautious
Scotch mind would call “enough” of him.
There is monotony and narrowness already to spare
in my own identity; what comes to me from without
should be larger and more impartial than the judgment
of any single interpreter. On this ground even
a modest person, without power or will to shine in
the conversation, may easily find the predominating
talker a nuisance, while those who are full of matter
on special topics are continually detecting miserably
thin places in the web of that information which he
will not desist from imparting. Nobody that I
know of ever proposed a testimonial to a man for thus
volunteering the whole expense of the conversation.
Why is there a different standard
of judgment with regard to a writer who plays much
the same part in literature as the excessive talker
plays in what is traditionally called conversation?
The busy Adrastus, whose professional engagements
might seem more than enough for the nervous energy
of one man, and who yet finds time to print essays
on the chief current subjects, from the tri-lingual
inscriptions, or the Idea of the Infinite among the
prehistoric Lapps, to the Colorado beetle and the
grape disease in the south of France, is generally
praised if not admired for the breadth of his mental
range and his gigantic powers of work. Poor Theron,
who has some original ideas on a subject to which he
has given years of research and meditation, has been
waiting anxiously from month to month to see whether
his condensed exposition will find a place in the
next advertised programme, but sees it, on the contrary,
regularly excluded, and twice the space he asked for
filled with the copious brew of Adrastus, whose name
carries custom like a celebrated trade-mark.
Why should the eager haste to tell what he thinks on
the shortest notice, as if his opinion were a needed
preliminary to discussion, get a man the reputation
of being a conceited bore in conversation, when nobody
blames the same tendency if it shows itself in print?
The excessive talker can only be in one gathering at
a time, and there is the comfort of thinking that
everywhere else other fellow-citizens who have something
to say may get a chance of delivering themselves;
but the exorbitant writer can occupy space and spread
over it the more or less agreeable flavour of his
mind in four “mediums” at once, and on
subjects taken from the four winds. Such restless
and versatile occupants of literary space and time
should have lived earlier when the world wanted summaries
of all extant knowledge, and this knowledge being
small, there was the more room for commentary and
conjecture. They might have played the part of
an Isidor of Seville or a Vincent of Beauvais brilliantly,
and the willingness to write everything themselves
would have been strictly in place. In the present
day, the busy retailer of other people’s knowledge
which he has spoiled in the handling, the restless
guesser and commentator, the importunate hawker of
undesirable superfluities, the everlasting word-compeller
who rises early in the morning to praise what the
world has already glorified, or makes himself haggard
at night in writing out his dissent from what nobody
ever believed, is not simply “gratis anhelans,
multa agendo nihil agens” he
is an obstruction. Like an incompetent architect
with too much interest at his back, he obtrudes his
ill-considered work where place ought to have been
left to better men.
Is it out of the question that we
should entertain some scruple about mixing our own
flavour, as of the too cheap and insistent nutmeg,
with that of every great writer and every great subject? especially
when our flavour is all we have to give, the matter
or knowledge having been already given by somebody
else. What if we were only like the Spanish wine-skins
which impress the innocent stranger with the notion
that the Spanish grape has naturally a taste of leather?
One could wish that even the greatest minds should
leave some themes unhandled, or at least leave us
no more than a paragraph or two on them to show how
well they did in not being more lengthy.
Such entertainment of scruple can
hardly be expected from the young; but happily their
readiness to mirror the universe anew for the rest
of mankind is not encouraged by easy publicity.
In the vivacious Pepin I have often seen the image
of my early youth, when it seemed to me astonishing
that the philosophers had left so many difficulties
unsolved, and that so many great themes had raised
no great poet to treat them. I had an elated
sense that I should find my brain full of theoretic
clues when I looked for them, and that wherever a poet
had not done what I expected, it was for want of my
insight. Not knowing what had been said about
the play of Romeo and Juliet, I felt myself capable
of writing something original on its blemishes and
beauties. In relation to all subjects I had a
joyous consciousness of that ability which is prior
to knowledge, and of only needing to apply myself in
order to master any task to conciliate
philosophers whose systems were at present but dimly
known to me, to estimate foreign poets whom I had not
yet read, to show up mistakes in an historical monograph
that roused my interest in an epoch which I had been
hitherto ignorant of, when I should once have had
time to verify my views of probability by looking
into an encyclopaedia. So Pepin; save only that
he is industrious while I was idle. Like the
astronomer in Rasselas, I swayed the universe in my
consciousness without making any difference outside
me; whereas Pepin, while feeling himself powerful
with the stars in their courses, really raises some
dust here below. He is no longer in his spring-tide,
but having been always busy he has been obliged to
use his first impressions as if they were deliberate
opinions, and to range himself on the corresponding
side in ignorance of much that he commits himself to;
so that he retains some characteristics of a comparatively
tender age, and among them a certain surprise that
there have not been more persons equal to himself.
Perhaps it is unfortunate for him that he early gained
a hearing, or at least a place in print, and was thus
encouraged in acquiring a fixed habit of writing,
to the exclusion of any other bread-winning pursuit.
He is already to be classed as a “general writer,”
corresponding to the comprehensive wants of the “general
reader,” and with this industry on his hands
it is not enough for him to keep up the ingenuous
self-reliance of youth: he finds himself under
an obligation to be skilled in various methods of
seeming to know; and having habitually expressed himself
before he was convinced, his interest in all subjects
is chiefly to ascertain that he has not made a mistake,
and to feel his infallibility confirmed. That
impulse to decide, that vague sense of being able
to achieve the unattempted, that dream of aerial unlimited
movement at will without feet or wings, which were
once but the joyous mounting of young sap, are already
taking shape as unalterable woody fibre: the
impulse has hardened into “style,” and
into a pattern of peremptory sentences; the sense of
ability in the presence of other men’s failures
is turning into the official arrogance of one who
habitually issues directions which he has never himself
been called on to execute; the dreamy buoyancy of
the stripling has taken on a fatal sort of reality
in written pretensions which carry consequences.
He is on the way to become like the loud-buzzing, bouncing
Bombus who combines conceited illusions enough to
supply several patients in a lunatic asylum with the
freedom to show himself at large in various forms
of print. If one who takes himself for the telegraphic
centre of all American wires is to be confined as
unfit to transact affairs, what shall we say to the
man who believes himself in possession of the unexpressed
motives and designs dwelling in the breasts of all
sovereigns and all politicians? And I grieve to
think that poor Pepin, though less political, may
by-and-by manifest a persuasion hardly more sane,
for he is beginning to explain people’s writing
by what he does not know about them. Yet he was
once at the comparatively innocent stage which I have
confessed to be that of my own early astonishment at
my powerful originality; and copying the just humility
of the old Puritan, I may say, “But for the
grace of discouragement, this coxcombry might have
been mine.”
Pepin made for himself a necessity
of writing (and getting printed) before he had considered
whether he had the knowledge or belief that would
furnish eligible matter. At first perhaps the
necessity galled him a little, but it is now as easily
borne, nay, is as irrepressible a habit as the outpouring
of inconsiderate talk. He is gradually being
condemned to have no genuine impressions, no direct
consciousness of enjoyment or the reverse from the
quality of what is before him: his perceptions
are continually arranging themselves in forms suitable
to a printed judgment, and hence they will often turn
out to be as much to the purpose if they are written
without any direct contemplation of the object, and
are guided by a few external conditions which serve
to classify it for him. In this way he is irrevocably
losing the faculty of accurate mental vision:
having bound himself to express judgments which will
satisfy some other demands than that of veracity, he
has blunted his perceptions by continual preoccupation.
We cannot command veracity at will: the power
of seeing and reporting truly is a form of health
that has to be delicately guarded, and as an ancient
Rabbi has solemnly said, “The penalty of untruth
is untruth.” But Pepin is only a mild example
of the fact that incessant writing with a view to printing
carries internal consequences which have often the
nature of disease. And however unpractical it
may be held to consider whether we have anything to
print which it is good for the world to read, or which
has not been better said before, it will perhaps be
allowed to be worth considering what effect the printing
may have on ourselves. Clearly there is a sort
of writing which helps to keep the writer in a ridiculously
contented ignorance; raising in him continually the
sense of having delivered himself effectively, so
that the acquirement of more thorough knowledge seems
as superfluous as the purchase of costume for a past
occasion. He has invested his vanity (perhaps
his hope of income) in his own shallownesses and mistakes,
and must desire their prosperity. Like the professional
prophet, he learns to be glad of the harm that keeps
up his credit, and to be sorry for the good that contradicts
him. It is hard enough for any of us, amid the
changing winds of fortune and the hurly-burly of events,
to keep quite clear of a gladness which is another’s
calamity; but one may choose not to enter on a course
which will turn such gladness into a fixed habit of
mind, committing ourselves to be continually pleased
that others should appear to be wrong in order that
we may have the air of being right.
In some cases, perhaps, it might be
urged that Pepin has remained the more self-contented
because he has not written everything he believed
himself capable of. He once asked me to read a
sort of programme of the species of romance which
he should think it worth while to write a
species which he contrasted in strong terms with the
productions of illustrious but overrated authors in
this branch. Pepin’s romance was to present
the splendours of the Roman Empire at the culmination
of its grandeur, when decadence was spiritually but
not visibly imminent: it was to show the workings
of human passion in the most pregnant and exalted
of human circumstances, the designs of statesmen, the
interfusion of philosophies, the rural relaxation and
converse of immortal poets, the majestic triumphs
of warriors, the mingling of the quaint and sublime
in religious ceremony, the gorgeous delirium of gladiatorial
shows, and under all the secretly working leaven of
Christianity. Such a romance would not call the
attention of society to the dialect of stable-boys,
the low habits of rustics, the vulgarity of small
schoolmasters, the manners of men in livery, or to
any other form of uneducated talk and sentiments:
its characters would have virtues and vices alike
on the grand scale, and would express themselves in
an English representing the discourse of the most
powerful minds in the best Latin, or possibly Greek,
when there occurred a scene with a Greek philosopher
on a visit to Rome or resident there as a teacher.
In this way Pepin would do in fiction what had never
been done before: something not at all like ‘Rienzi’
or ‘Notre Dame de Paris,’ or any other
attempt of that kind; but something at once more penetrating
and more magnificent, more passionate and more philosophical,
more panoramic yet more select: something that
would present a conception of a gigantic period; in
short something truly Roman and world-historical.
When Pepin gave me this programme
to read he was much younger than at present.
Some slight success in another vein diverted him from
the production of panoramic and select romance, and
the experience of not having tried to carry out his
programme has naturally made him more biting and sarcastic
on the failures of those who have actually written
romances without apparently having had a glimpse of
a conception equal to his. Indeed, I am often
comparing his rather touchingly inflated naïveté
as of a small young person walking on tiptoe while
he is talking of elevated things, at the time when
he felt himself the author of that unwritten romance,
with his present epigrammatic curtness and affectation
of power kept strictly in reserve. His paragraphs
now seem to have a bitter smile in them, from the
consciousness of a mind too penetrating to accept
any other man’s ideas, and too equally competent
in all directions to seclude his power in any one form
of creation, but rather fitted to hang over them all
as a lamp of guidance to the stumblers below.
You perceive how proud he is of not being indebted
to any writer: even with the dead he is on the
creditor’s side, for he is doing them the service
of letting the world know what they meant better than
those poor pre-Pepinians themselves had any means of
doing, and he treats the mighty shades very cavalierly.
Is this fellow citizen
of ours, considered simply in the light of a baptised
Christian and tax-paying Englishman, really as madly
conceited, as empty of reverential feeling, as unveracious
and careless of justice, as full of catch-penny devices
and stagey attitudinising as on examination his writing
shows itself to be? By no means. He has
arrived at his present pass in “the literary
calling” through the self-imposed obligation
to give himself a manner which would convey the impression
of superior knowledge and ability. He is much
worthier and more admirable than his written productions,
because the moral aspects exhibited in his writing
are felt to be ridiculous or disgraceful in the personal
relations of life. In blaming Pepin’s writing
we are accusing the public conscience, which is so
lax and ill informed on the momentous bearings of
authorship that it sanctions the total absence of scruple
in undertaking and prosecuting what should be the
best warranted of vocations.
Hence I still accept friendly relations
with Pepin, for he has much private amiability, and
though he probably thinks of me as a man of slender
talents, without rapidity of coup d’oeil
and with no compensatory penetration, he meets me
very cordially, and would not, I am sure, willingly
pain me in conversation by crudely declaring his low
estimate of my capacity. Yet I have often known
him to insult my betters and contribute (perhaps unreflectingly)
to encourage injurious conceptions of them but
that was done in the course of his professional writing,
and the public conscience still leaves such writing
nearly on the level of the Merry-Andrew’s dress,
which permits an impudent deportment and extraordinary
gambols to one who in his ordinary clothing shows
himself the decent father of a family.