Among the neighbours there was none
more assiduous in the matter of calls and other friendly
manifestations than Mr. Huntly Withells emphasis
on the “ells” who lived at Guiting
Grange, about a couple of miles from Wren’s
End. Mr. Withells was settled at the Grange some
years before Miss Janet Ross left her house to Jan,
and he was already a person of importance and influence
in that part of the county when Anthony Ross and his
daughters first spent a whole summer there.
Mr. Withells proved most neighbourly.
He had artistic leanings himself, and possessed some
good pictures; among them, one of Anthony’s,
which naturally proved a bond of union. He did
not even so much as sketch, himself which
Anthony considered another point in his favour but
he was a really skilled photographer, possessed the
most elaborate cameras, and obtained quite beautiful
results.
Since Jan’s return from India
he had completely won her heart by taking a great
many photographs of the children, pictures delightfully
natural, and finished as few amateurs contrive to
present them.
It was rumoured in Amber Guiting that
Mr. Withells’ views on the subject of matrimony
were “peculiar”; but all the ladies, especially
the elderly ladies, were unanimous in declaring that
he had a “beautiful mind.”
Mrs. Fream, the vicar’s wife,
timidly confided to Jan that Mr. Withells had told
her husband that he cared only for “spiritual
marriage” whatever that might be;
and that, as yet, he had met no woman whom he felt
would see eye to eye with him on this question.
“He doesn’t approve of caresses,”
she added.
“Well, who wants to caress him?” Jan asked
bluntly.
Meg declared there was one thing she
could not bear about Mr. Withells, and that was the
way he shook hands, “exactly as if he had no
thumbs. If he’s so afraid of touching one
as all that comes to, why doesn’t he let it
alone?”
Yet the apparently thumbless hands
were constantly occupied in bearing gifts of all kinds
to his friends.
In appearance he was dapper, smallish,
without being undersized, always immaculately neat
in his attire, with a clean-shaven, serious, rather
sallow face, which was inclined to be chubby as to
the cheeks. He wore double-sighted pince-nez,
and no mortal had ever seen him without them.
His favourite writer was Miss Jane Austen, and he deplored
the licentious tendency of so much modern literature;
frequently, and with flushed countenance, denouncing
certain books as an “outrage.” He
was considered a very well-read man. He disliked
anything that was “not quite nice,” and
detested a strong light, whether it were thrown upon
life or landscape; in bright sunshine he always carried
a white umbrella lined with green. The game he
played best was croquet, and here he was really first
class; but he was also skilled in every known form
of Patience, and played each evening unless he happened
to be dining out.
As regards food he was something of
a faddist, and on the subject of fresh air almost
a monomaniac. He declared that he could not exist
for ten minutes in a room with closed windows, and
that the smell of apples made him feel positively
faint; moreover, he would mention his somewhat numerous
antipathies as though there were something peculiarly
meritorious in possessing so many. This made his
entertainment at any meal a matter of agitated consideration
among the ladies of Amber Guiting.
Nevertheless, he kept an excellent
and hospitable table himself, and in no way forced
his own taste upon others. He disliked the smell
of tobacco and hardly ever drank wine, yet he kept
a stock of excellent cigars and his cellar was beyond
reproach.
He had been observing Jan for several
years, and was rapidly coming to the conclusion that
she was an “eminently sensible woman.”
Her grey hair and the way she had managed everything
for her father led him to believe that she was many
years older than her real age. Recently he had
taken to come to Wren’s End on one pretext and
another almost every day. He was kind and pleasant
to the children, who amused and pleased him especially
little Fay; but he was much puzzled by Meg, whom he
had known in pre-cap-and-apron days while she was
staying at Wren’s End.
He couldn’t quite place Meg,
and there was an occasional glint in her queer eyes
that he found disconcerting. He was never comfortable
in her society, for he objected to red hair almost
as strongly as to a smell of apples.
He really liked the children, and
since he knew he couldn’t get Jan without them
he was beginning to think that in such a big house
as the Grange they would not necessarily be much in
the way. He knew nothing whatever about Hugo
Tancred.
Jan satisfied his fastidious requirements.
She was dignified, graceful, and, he considered, of
admirable parts. He felt that in a very little
while he could imbue Jan with his own views as to the
limitations and delicate démarcations of
such a marriage as he contemplated.
She was so sensible.
Meanwhile the object of these kind
intentions was wholly unaware of them. She was
just then very much absorbed in her own affairs and
considerably worried about Meg’s. For Captain
Middleton’s week-end was repeated on the following
Saturday and extended far into the next week.
He came constantly to Wren’s End, where the children
positively adored him, and he seemed to possess an
infallible instinct which led him to the village whensoever
Meg and her charges had business there.
On such occasions Meg was often quite
rude to Captain Middleton, but the children and William
more than atoned for her coldness by the warmth of
their welcome, and he attached himself to them.
In fact, as regards the nursery party
at Wren’s End, Miles strongly resembled William
before a fire you might drive him away ninety
and nine times, he always came thrusting back with
the same expression of deprecating astonishment that
you could be other than delighted to see him.
Whither was it all tending? Jan wondered.
No further news had come from Hugo;
Peter, she supposed, had sailed and was due in London
at the end of the week.
Then Mr. Huntly Withells asked her
one afternoon to bicycle over to see his spring irises he
called them “irides,” and invariably
spoke of “croci,” and “delphinia” and
as Meg was taking the children to tea at the vicarage,
Jan went.
To her surprise, she found herself
the sole guest, but supposed she was rather early
and that his other friends hadn’t come yet.
They strolled about the gardens, so
lovely in their spring blossoming, and it happened
that from one particular place they got a specially
good view of the house.
“How much larger it is than
you would think, looking at the front,” Jan
remarked. “You don’t see that wing
at all from the drive.”
“There’s plenty of room
for nephews and nieces,” Mr. Withells said jocularly.
“Have you many nephews and nieces?”
she asked, turning to look at him, for there was something
in the tone of his voice that she could not understand.
“Not of my own,” he replied,
still in that queer, unnatural voice, “but you
see my wife might have ... if I was married.”
“Are you thinking of getting
married?” she asked, with the real interest
such a subject always rouses in woman.
“That depends,” Mr. Withells
said consciously, “on whether the lady I have
in mind ... er ... shall we sit down, Miss Ross?
It’s rather hot in the walks.”
“Oh, not yet,” Jan exclaimed.
She couldn’t think why, but she began to feel
uncomfortable. “I must see those Darwin
tulips over there.”
“It’s very sunny over
there,” he objected. “Come down the
nut-walk and see the myosotis arvensis; it
is already in bloom, the weather has been so warm.
“Miss Ross,” Mr. Withells
continued seriously, as they turned into the nut-walk
which led back towards the house, “we have known
each other for a considerable time....”
“We have,” said Jan, as
he had paused, evidently expecting a reply.
“And I have come to have a great regard for
you....”
Again he paused, and Jan found herself
silently whispering, “Curtsy while you’re
thinking it saves time,” but she preserved
an outward silence.
“You are, if I may say so, the
most sensible woman of my acquaintance.”
“Thank you,” said Jan, but without enthusiasm.
“We are neither of us quite
young” (Mr. Withells was forty-nine,
but it was a little hard on Jan) “and
I feel sure that you, for instance, would not expect
or desire from a husband those constant outward demonstrations
of affection such as handclaspings and kisses, which
are so foolish and insanitary.”
Jan turned extremely red and walked rather faster.
“Do not misunderstand me, Miss
Ross,” Mr. Withells continued, looking with
real admiration at her downcast, rosy face she
must be quite healthy he thought, to look so clean
and fresh always “I lay down no hard-and-fast
rules. I do not say should my wife desire to kiss
me sometimes, that I should ... repulse her.”
Jan gasped.
“But I have the greatest objection,
both on sanitary and moral grounds to ”
“I can’t imagine anyone
wanting to kiss you,” Jan interrupted
furiously; “you’re far too puffy and stippled.”
And she ran from him as though an
angry bull were after her.
Mr. Withells stood stock-still where
he was, in pained astonishment.
He saw the fleeing fair one disappear
into the distance and in the shortest time on record
he heard the clanging of her bicycle bell as she scorched
down his drive.
“Puffy and stippled” “Puffy
and stippled”!
Mr. Withells repeated to himself this
rudely personal remark as he walked slowly towards
the house.
What could she mean?
And what in the world had he said to make her so angry?
Women were really most unaccountable.
He ascended his handsome staircase
and went into his dressing-room, and there he sought
his looking-glass, which stood in the window, and
surveyed himself critically. Yes, his cheeks were
a bit puffy near the nostrils, and, as is generally
the case in later life, the pores of the skin were
a bit enlarged, but for all that he was quite a personable
man.
He sighed. Miss Ross, he feared,
was not nearly so sensible as he had thought.
It was distinctly disappointing.
For the first mile and a quarter Jan
scorched all she knew. The angry blood was thumping
in her ears and she exclaimed indignantly at intervals,
“How dared he! How dared he!”
Then she punctured a tyre.
There was no hope of getting it mended
till she reached Wren’s End, when Earley would
do it for her. As she pushed her bicycle along
the lane she recovered her sense of humour and she
laughed. And presently she became aware of a
faint, sweet, elusive perfume from some flowering shrub
on the other side of somebody’s garden wall.
It strongly resembled the smell of
a blossoming tree that grew on Ridge Road, Malabar
Hill. And in one second Jan was in Bombay, and
was standing in the moonlight, looking up into a face
that was neither puffy nor stippled nor prim; but
young and thin and worn and very kind. And the
exquisite understanding of that moment came back to
her, and her eyes filled with tears.
Yet in another moment she was again
demanding indignantly, “How dared he!”
She went straight to her room when
she got in, and, like Mr. Withells, she went and looked
at herself in the glass.
Unlike Mr. Withells, she saw nothing
there to give her any satisfaction. She shook
her head at the person in the glass and said aloud:
“If that’s all you get
by trying to be sensible, the sooner you become a
drivelling idiot the better for your peace of mind and
your vanity.”
The person in the glass shook her
head back at Jan, and Jan turned away thoroughly disgusted
with such a futile sort of tu quoque.