Brett devoted half an hour to Frazer’s
business affairs next morning. David was present,
and the result of the conclave is shown by the following
excerpt from a letter the barrister sent by them to
Mrs. Capella, incidentally excusing his personal attendance
at the Hall:
“In my opinion, your cousin David
and you should guarantee the payment of the land-tax
on Mr. Frazer’s estate L650 per annum for
five years. You should give him a reasonable sum
to rehabilitate his wardrobe and pay the few small
debts he has contracted, besides allowing him
a weekly stipend to enable him to live properly
for another year. I will place him in touch with
sound financial people, who will exploit his estate
if they think the prospects are good, and you
can co-operate in the scheme, if you are so advised
by your solicitors, with whom the financiers I recommend
will carry weight. Failing support in England,
Mr. Frazer says he can make his own way in the
Argentine if helped in the manner I suggest.”
He explained to the two young men
that his movements that day would be uncertain.
If the ladies still adhered to their resolve to proceed
to London forthwith, the whole party would stay at
the same hotel. In that event they should send
a telegram to his Victoria Street chambers, and he
would dine with them. Otherwise they must advise
him of their whereabouts.
Left to himself, he curled up in an
arm-chair, knotting legs and arms in the most uncomfortable
manner, and rendering it necessary to crane his neck
before he could remove a cigar from his lips.
In such posture, alternated with rapid
walking about the room, he could think best.
The waiter, not knowing that the barrister
had remained in the hotel, came in to see what trifles
might be strewed about table or mantelpiece in the
shape of loose “smokes” or broken hundreds
of cigarettes.
Like most people, his eyes could only
observe the expected, the normal. No one was
standing or sitting in the usual way therefore
the room was empty.
A box of Brett’s Turkish cigarettes
was lying temptingly open. He advanced.
“Touch those, and I slay you,”
snapped Brett. “Your miserable life is not
worth one of them.”
The man jumped as if he had been fired
at. The barrister, coiled up like a boa-constrictor,
glared at him in mock fury.
“I beg pardon, sir,” he
blurted out, “I didn’t know you was in.”
“Evidently. A more expert
scoundrel would have stolen them under my very nose.
You are a bungler.”
“I really wasn’t goin’
to take any, sir just put them away, that
is all.”
“In that packet,” said
Brett, “there are eighty-seven cigarettes.
I count them, because each one is an epoch. I
don’t count the cigars in the sideboard.”
“I prefer cigars,” grinned the waiter.
“So I see. You have two
of the landlord’s best ‘sixpences’
in the left pocket of your waistcoat at this moment.”
“Well, if you ain’t a fair scorcher,”
the man gasped.
“What, you rascal, would you call me names?”
Brett writhed convulsively, and the waiter backed
towards the door.
“No, sir, I was callin’
no names. We don’t get too many perks we
waiters don’t, sir. I was out of bed until
one o’clock and up again at six. That’s
wot I call hard work, sir.”
“It is outrageous. Take five cigars.”
“Thank you kindly, sir.”
“What kept you up till one o’clock?”
“Gossip, sir just
silly gossip. All about Mrs. Capella, an’
Beechcroft, an’ I don’t know wot”
“Indeed, and who was so interested
in these topics as to spoil your beauty sleep?”
“The new gentleman, who is so like Mr. David.”
“How very interesting,”
said the barrister, who certainly did not expect this
revelation.
“It seemed to be interesting
to ’im, sir. You see, the ’ouse is
pretty full, and when you brought ’im ‘ere
last night, sir, the bookkeeper gev’ ’im
the room next to mine. Last thing, I fetched the
gentleman a Scotch an’ soda an’ a cigar.
’E said ’e couldn’t sleep, and ‘e
was lookin’ at a fotygraf. I caught a squint
at it, an’ I sez, ’Beg parding, sir, but
ain’t that Mrs. Capella Miss Margaret
as used to be?’ That started ’im.”
“You surprise me.”
“And the gentleman surprised
me,” confided the waiter, whose greatest conversational
effects were produced by quickly adapting remarks made
to him. “P’r’aps you are not
aware, sir, that the lady’s Eye-talian ‘usbin’
ain’t no good?”
“I have heard something of the sort.”
“Then you’ve heard something right, sir.
They do say as ’ow ’e beats her.”
“The scoundrel!”
“Scoundrel! You should ’ave
seen N last night when I tole ’im that.
My conscience! ’E went on awful, ’e
did. ’E seemed to be mad about Mrs.
Capella.”
“He is her cousin.”
“Cousin! That won’t
wash, sir, beggin’ your pardon. You an’
me knows better than that”
“I tell you again he is her cousin.”
The waiter absent-mindedly dusted the back of a chair.
“Well, sir, it isn’t for
the likes of me to be contradictious, but I’ve
got two sisters an’ ‘arf-a-dozen cousins,
an’ I don’t go kissin’ their pictures
an’ swearin’ to ’ave it out
with their ’usbin’s.”
“Oh, come now. You are romancing.”
“Not a bit, sir. When I went to my room
I er ’eard ’im.”
“Is there a wooden partition between N
and your room?”
“Yes, sir.”
“And cracks large ones?”
“Yes, sir. But why you
should oh, I see! Excuse me, sir; I
thought I ’eard a bell.”
The waiter hurried off, and Brett unwound himself.
“So Robert is in love with Margaret,”
he said, laughing unmirthfully. “Was there
ever such a tangle! If I indulge in a violent
flirtation with Miss Layton, and I persuade Winter
to ogle Mrs. Jiro, the affair should be artistically
complete.”
The conceit brought Ipswich to his
mind. He was convinced that the main line of
inquiry lay in the direction of Mr. Numagawa Jiro and
the curious masquerading of his colossal spouse.
He had vaguely intended to visit the
local police. Now he made up his mind to go to
Ipswich and thence to London. Further delay at
Stowmarket was useless.
Before his train quitted the station
he made matters right with the stationmaster by explaining
to him the identity of the two men who had attracted
his attention the previous evening. Somehow, the
barrister imagined that the third visitant of that
fateful New Year’s Eve two years ago would not
trouble the neighbourhood again. Herein he was
mistaken.
At the county town he experienced
little difficulty in learning the antecedents of Mrs.
Numagawa Jiro.
In the first hotel he entered he found
a young lady behind the bar who was not only well
acquainted with Mrs. Jiro, but remembered the circumstances
of the courtship.
“The fact is,” she explained,
“there are a lot of silly girls about who think
every man with a dark skin is a prince in his own country
if only he wears a silk hat and patent leather boots.”
“Is that all?” said Brett.
“All what?” cried the
girl. “Oh, don’t be stupid! I
mean when they are well dressed. Princess, indeed!
Catch me marrying a nigger.”
“But Japanese are not niggers.”
“Well, they’re not my
sort, anyhow. And fancy a great gawk like Flossie
Bird taking on with a little man who doesn’t
reach up to her elbow. It was simply ridiculous.
What did you say her name is now?”
He gave the required information, and went on:
“Had Mr. Jiro any other friends in Ipswich to
your knowledge?”
“He didn’t know a soul.
He was here for the Assizes, about some case, I think.
Oh, I remember the ’Stowmarket Mystery’ and
he stayed at the hotel where Flossie was engaged.
How she ever came to take notice of him, I can’t
imagine. She was a queer sort of girl used
to wear bloomers, and get off her bike to clout the
small boys who chi-iked at her.”
“Do her people live here?”
“Yes, and a rare old row they
made about her marriage for she is married,
I will say that for her. But why are you so interested
in her?”
The fair Hebe glanced in a mirror
to confirm her personal opinion that there were much
nicer girls than Flossie Bird left in Ipswich.
“Not in her,” said Brett; “in the
example she set.”
“What do you mean?”
“If a little Japanese can come
to this town and carry off a lady of her size and
appearance, what may not a six-foot Englishman hope
to accomplish?”
“Oh, go on!”
He took her advice, and went on to
the hotel patronised by Mr. Jiro during his visit
to Ipswich. The landlord readily showed him the
register for the Assize week. Most of the guests
were barristers and solicitors, many of them known
personally to Brett. None of the other names struck
him as important, though he noted a few who arrived
on the same day as the Japanese, “Mr. Okasaki.”
He took the next train to London,
and reached Victoria Street, to find Mr. Winter awaiting
him, and carefully nursing a brown paper parcel.
“I got your wire, Mr. Brett,”
he explained, “and this morning after Mr. Jiro
went out alone ”
“Where did he go to?”
“The British Museum.”
“What on earth was he doing there?”
“Examining manuscripts, my assistant
told me. He was particularly interested in let
me see it is written on a bit of paper.
Here it is, the ‘Nihon Guai Shi,’
the ‘External History of Japan,’ compiled
by Rai Sanyo, between 1806 and 1827, containing
a history of each of the military families. That
is all Greek to me, but my man got the librarian to
jot it down for him.”
“Your man has brains. What were you going
to say when I interrupted you?”
“Only this. No fat companion
appeared to day, so I called at N St. John’s
Mansions in my favourite character as an old clo’
man.”
The barrister expressed extravagant
admiration in dumb show, but this did not deceive
the detective, who, for some reason, was downcast.
“I saw Mrs. Jiro, and knew in
an instant that she was the stout gentleman who left
her husband at Piccadilly Circus yesterday. I
was that annoyed I could hardly do a deal. However,
here they are.”
He began to unfasten the string which
fastened the brown paper parcel.
“Here are what?” cried Brett.
“Mrs. Jiro’s coat, and
trousers, and waistcoat,” replied Winter desperately.
“She doesn’t want ’em any more; sold
’em for a song glad to be rid of
’em, in fact.”
He unfolded a suit of huge dimensions,
surveying each garment ruefully, as though reproaching
it personally for the manner in which it had deceived
him.
Then Brett sat down and enjoyed a
burst of Homeric laughter.