Mr. Buck Peters rode into Alkaline
one bright September morning and sought refreshment
at the Emporium. Mr. Peters had just finished
some business for his employer and felt the satisfaction
that comes with the knowledge of work well done.
He expected to remain in Alkaline for several days,
where he was to be joined by two of his friends and
punchers, Mr. Hopalong Cassidy and Mr. Red Connors,
both of whom were at Cactus Springs, seventy miles
to the east. Mr. Cassidy and his friend had just
finished a nocturnal tour of Santa Fe and felt somewhat
peevish and dull in consequence, not to mention the
sadness occasioned by the expenditure of the greater
part of their combined capital on such foolishness
as faro, roulette and wet-goods.
Mr. Peters and his friends had sought
wealth in the Black Hills, where they had enthusiastically
disfigured the earth in the fond expectation of uncovering
vast stores of virgin gold. Their hopes were of
an optimistic brand and had existed until the last
canister of cornmeal flour had been emptied by Mr.
Cassidy’s burro, which waited not upon it’s
master’s pleasure nor upon the ethics of the
case. When Mr. Cassidy had returned from exercising
the animal and himself over two miles of rocky hillside
in the vain endeavor to give it his opinion of burros
and sundry chastisements, he was requested, as owner
of the beast, to give his counsel as to the best way
of securing eighteen breakfasts. Remembering
that the animal was headed north when he last saw it
and that it was too old to eat, anyway, he suggested
a plan which had worked successfully at other times
for other ends, namely, poker. Mr. McAllister,
an expert at the great American game, volunteered his
service in accordance with the spirit of the occasion
and, half an hour later, he and Mr. Cassidy drifted
into Pell’s poker parlors, which were located
in the rear of a Chinese laundry, where they gathered
unto themselves the wherewithal for the required breakfasts.
An hour spent in the card room of the “Hurrah”
convinced its proprietor that they had wasted their
talents for the past six weeks in digging for gold.
The proof of this permitted the departure of the outfits
with their customary elan.
At Santa Fe the various individuals
had gone their respective ways, to reassemble at the
ranch in the near future, and for several days they
had been drifting south in groups of twos and threes
and, like chaff upon a stream, had eddied into Alkaline,
where Mr. Peters had found them arduously engaged
in postponing the final journey. After he had
gladdened their hearts and soothed their throats by
making several pithy remarks to the bartender, with
whom he established their credit, he cautioned them
against letting any one harm them and, smiling at the
humor of his warning, left abruptly.
Cactus Springs was burdened with a
zealous and initiative organization known as vigilantes,
whose duty it was to extend the courtesies of the
land to cattle thieves and the like. This organization
boasted of the name of Travennes’ Terrors and
of a muster roll of twenty. There was also a
boast that no one had ever escaped them which, if true,
was in many cases unfortunate. Mr. Slim Travennes,
with whom Mr. Cassidy had participated in an extemporaneous
exchange of Colt’s courtesies in Santa Fe the
year before, was the head of the organization and was
also chairman of the committee on arrivals, and the
two gentlemen of the Bar-20 had not been in town an
hour before he knew of it.
Being anxious to show the strangers
every attention and having a keen recollection of
the brand of gun-play commanded by Mr. Cassidy, he
planned a smoother method of procedure and one calculated
to permit him to enjoy the pleasures of a good old
age. Mr. Travennes knew that horse thieves were
regarded as social enemies, that the necessary proof
of their guilt was the finding of stolen animals in
their possession, that death was the penalty and that
every man, whether directly concerned or not, regarded,
himself as judge, jury and executioner.
He had several acquaintances who were
bound to him by his knowledge of crimes they had committed
and would could not refuse his slightest wish.
Even if they had been free agents they were not above
causing the death of an innocent man. Mr. Travennes,
feeling very self-satisfied at his cleverness, arranged
to have the proof placed where it would do the most
harm and intended to take care of the rest by himself.
Mr. Connors, feeling much refreshed
and very hungry, arose at daylight the next morning,
and dressing quickly, started off to feed and water
the horses. After having several tilts with the
landlord about the bucket he took his departure toward
the corral at the rear. Peering through the gate,
he could hardly believe his eyes. He climbed over
it and inspected the animals at close range, and found
that those which he and his friend had ridden for
the last two months were not to be seen, but in their
places were two better animals, which concerned him
greatly. Being fair and square himself, he could
not understand the change and sought enlightenment
of his more imaginative and suspicious friend.
“Hey, Hopalong!” he called,
“come out here an’ see what th’ blazes
has happened!”
Mr. Cassidy stuck his auburn head
out of the wounded shutter and complacently surveyed
his companion. Then he saw the horses and looked
hard.
“Quit yore foolin’, yu
old cuss,” he remarked pleasantly, as he groped
around behind him with his feet, searching for his
boots. “Anybody would think yu was a little
boy with yore fool jokes. Ain’t yu ever
goin’ to grow up?”
“They’ve got our bronch,”
replied Mr. Connors in an injured tone. “Honest,
I ain’t kiddin’ yu,” he added for
the sake of peace.
“Who has?” Came from the
window, followed immediately by, “Yu’ve
got my boots!”
“I ain’t they’re
under th’ bunk,” contradicted and explained
Mr. Connors. Then, turning to the matter in his
mind he replied, “I don’t know who’s
got them. If I did do yu think I’d be holdin’
hands with myself?”
“Nobody’d accuse yu of
anything like that,” came from the window, accompanied
by an overdone snicker.
Mr. Connors flushed under his accumulated
tan as he remembered the varied pleasures of Santa
Fe, and he regarded the bronchos in anything but a
pleasant state of mind.
Mr. Cassidy slid through the window
and approached his friend, looking as serious as he
could.
“Any tracks?” He inquired,
as he glanced quickly over the ground to see for himself.
“Not after that wind we had
last night. They might have growed there for
all I can see,” growled Mr. Connors.
“I reckon we better hold a pow-wow
with th’ foreman of this shack an’ find
out what he knows,” suggested Mr. Cassidy.
“This looks too good to be a swap.”
Mr. Connors looked his disgust at
the idea and then a light broke in upon him.
“Mebby they was hard pushed an’ wanted
fresh cayuses,” he said. “A whole
lot of people get hard pushed in this country.
Anyhow, we’ll prospect th’ boss.”
They found the proprietor in his stocking
feet, getting the breakfast, and Mr. Cassidy regarded
the preparations with open approval. He counted
the tin plates and found only three, and, thinking
that there would be more plates if there were others
to feed, glanced into the landlord’s room.
Not finding signs of other guests, on whom to lay the
blame for the loss of his horse, he began to ask questions.
“Much trade?” He inquired solicitously.
“Yep,” replied the landlord.
Mr. Cassidy looked at the three tins
and wondered if there had ever been any more with
which to supply his trade. “Been out this
morning?” he pursued.
“Nope.”
“Talks purty nigh as much as
Buck,” thought Mr. Cassidy, and then said aloud,
“Anybody else here?”
“Nope.”
Mr. Cassidy lapsed into a painful
and disgusted silence and his friend tried his hand.
“Who owns a mosaic bronch, Chinee
flag on th’ near side, Skillet brand?”
asked Mr. Connors.
“Quién sabe?”
“Gosh, he can nearly keep still in two lingoes,”
thought Mr. Cassidy.
“Who owns a bob-tailed pinto,
saddle-galled, cast in th’ near eye, Star Diamond
brand, white stockin’ on th’ off front
prop, with a habit of scratchin’ itself every
other minute?” went on Mr. Connors.
“Slim Travennes,” replied
the proprietor, flopping a flapjack. Mr. Cassidy
reflectively scratched the back of his hand and looked
innocent, but his mind was working overtime.
“Who’s Slim Travennes?”
Asked Mr. Connors, never having heard of that person,
owing to the reticence of his friend.
“Captain of th’ vigilantes.”
“What does he look like on th’
general run?” Blandly inquired Mr. Cassidy,
wishing to verify his suspicions. He thought of
the trouble he had with Mr. Travennes up in Santa
Fe and of the reputation that gentleman possessed.
Then the fact that Mr. Travennes was the leader of
the local vigilantes came to his assistance and he
was sure that the captain had a hand in the change.
All these points existed in misty groups in his mind,
but the next remark of the landlord caused them to
rush together and reveal the plot.
“Good,” said the landlord,
flopping another flapjack, “and a warnin’
to hoss thieves.
“Ahem,” coughed Mr. Cassidy
and then continued, “is he a tall, lanky, yaller-headed
son-of-a-gun, with a big nose an’ lots of ears?”
“Mebby so,” answered the host.
“Urn, slopping over into bad
Sioux,” thought Mr. Cassidy, and then said aloud,
“How long has he hung around this here layout?”
At the same time passing a warning glance at his companion.
The landlord straightened up.
“Look here, stranger, if yu hankers after his
pedigree so all-fired hard yu had best pump him.”
“I told yu this here feller
wasn’t a man what would give away all he knowed,”
lied Mr. Connors, turning to his friend and indicating
the host. “He ain’t got time for
that. Anybody can see that he is a powerful busy
man. An’ then he ain’t no child.”
Mr. Cassidy thought that the landlord
could tell all he knew in about five minutes and then
not break any speed records for conversation, but
he looked properly awed and impressed. “Well,
yu needn’t go an’ get mad about it!
I didn’t know, did I?”
“Who’s gettin’ mad?”
Pugnaciously asked Mr. Connors. After his injured
feelings had been soothed by Mr. Cassidy’s sullen
silence he again turned to the landlord.
“What did this Travennes look
like when yu saw him last?” Coaxed Mr. Connors.
“Th’ same as he does now,
as yu can see by lookin’ out of th’ window.
That’s him down th’ street,” enlightened
the host, thawing to the pleasant Mr. Connors.
Mr. Cassidy adopted the suggestion
and frowned. Mr. Travennes and two companions
were walking toward the corral and Mr. Cassidy once
again slid out of the window, his friend going by
the door.