I looked around.
We were on a high balcony, at the
end of a long, narrow room. In front of us, windows
rose to the ceiling, and it was evident that the floor
of the room was about twenty feet below ground level.
Outside, I could see the barbecue still going on,
but not a murmur of noise penetrated to us. What
seemed to be the judge’s bench was against the
outside wall, under the tall windows. To the
right of it was a railed stand with a chair in it,
and in front, arranged in U-shape, were three tables
at which a number of men were hastily conferring.
There were nine judges in a row on the bench, all
in black gowns. The spectators’ seats below
were filled with people, and there were quite a few
up here on the balcony.
“What is this? Supreme
Court?” I asked as Gail piloted me to a couple
of seats where we could be alone.
“No, Court of Political Justice,”
she told me. “This is the court that’s
going to try those three Bonney brothers, who killed
Mr. Cumshaw.”
It suddenly occurred to me that this
was the first time I had heard anything specific about
the death of my predecessor.
“That isn’t the trial that’s going
on now, I hope?”
“Oh, no; that won’t be
for a couple of days. Not till after you can
arrange to attend. I don’t know what this
trial is. I only got home today, myself.”
“What’s the procedure here?” I wanted
to know.
“Well, those nine men are judges,”
she began. “The one in the middle is President
Judge Nelson. You’ve met his son the
Ranger officer who chased you from the spaceport.
He’s a regular jurist. The other eight
are prominent citizens who are drawn from a panel,
like a jury. The men at the table on the left
are the prosecution: friends of the politician
who was killed. And the ones on the right are
the defense: they’ll try to prove that
the dead man got what was coming to him. The ones
in the middle are friends of the court: they’re
just anybody who has any interest in the case people
who want to get some point of law cleared up, or see
some precedent established, or something like that.”
“You seem to assume that this
is a homicide case,” I mentioned.
“They generally are. Sometimes
mayhem, or wounding, or simple assault, but ”
There had been some sort of conference
going on in the open space of floor between the judges’
bench and the three tables. It broke up, now,
and the judge in the middle rapped with his gavel.
“Are you gentlemen ready?”
he asked. “All right, then. Court of
Political Justice of the Confederate Continents of
New Texas is now in session. Case of the friends
of S. Austin Maverick, deceased, late of James Bowie
Continent, versus Wilbur Whately.”
“My God, did somebody finally
kill Aus Maverick?” Gail whispered.
On the center table, in front of the
friends of the court, both sides seemed to have piled
their exhibits; among the litter I saw some torn clothing,
a big white sombrero covered with blood, and a long
machete.
“The general nature of the case,”
the judge was saying, “is that the defendant,
Wilbur Whately, of Sam Houston Continent, is here charged
with divers offenses arising from the death of the
Honorable S. Austin Maverick, whom he killed on the
front steps of the Legislative Assembly Building,
here in New Austin....”
What goes on here? I thought
angrily. This is the rankest instance of a pre-judged
case I’ve ever seen. I started to say as
much to Gail, but she hushed me.
“I want to hear the specifications,” she
said.
A man at the prosecution table had risen.
“Please the court,” he
began, “the defendant, Wilbur Whately, is here
charged with political irresponsibility and excessive
atrocity in exercising his constitutional right of
criticism of a practicing politician.
“The specifications are, as
follows: That, on the afternoon of May Seventh,
Anno Domini 2193, the defendant here present
did arm himself with a machete, said machete not being
one of his normal and accustomed weapons, and did
loiter in wait on the front steps of the Legislative
Assembly Building in the city of New Austin, Continent
of Sam Houston, and did approach the decedent, addressing
him in abusive, obscene, and indecent language, and
did set upon and attack him with the machete aforesaid,
causing the said decedent, S. Austin Maverick, to die.”
The court wanted to know how the defendant
would plead. Somebody, without bothering to rise,
said, “Not guilty, Your Honor,” from the
defense table.
There was a brief scraping of chairs;
four of five men from the defense and the prosecution
tables got up and advanced to confer in front of the
bench, comparing sheets of paper. The man who
had read the charges, obviously the chief prosecutor,
made himself the spokesman.
“Your Honor, defense and prosecution
wish to enter the following stipulations: That
the decedent was a practicing politician within the
meaning of the Constitution, that he met his death
in the manner stated in the coroner’s report,
and that he was killed by the defendant, Wilbur Whately.”
“Is that agreeable to you, Mr.
Vincent?” the judge wanted to know.
The defense answered affirmatively.
I sat back, gaping like a fool. Why, that was
practically no, it was a
confession.
“All right, gentlemen,”
the judge said. “Now we have all that out
of the way, let’s get on with the case.”
As though there were any case to get
on with! I fully expected them to take it on
from there in song, words by Gilbert and music by Sullivan.
“Well, Your Honor, we have a
number of character witnesses,” the prosecution prosecution,
for God’s sake! announced.
“Skip them,” the defense said. “We
stipulate.”
“But you can’t stipulate
character testimony,” the prosecution argued.
“You don’t know what our witnesses are
going to testify to.”
“Sure we do: they’re
going to give us a big long shaggy-dog story about
the Life and Miracles of Saint Austin Maverick.
We’ll agree in advance to all that; this case
is concerned only with his record as a politician.
And as he spent the last fifteen years in the Senate,
that’s all a matter of public record. I
assume that the prosecution is going to introduce
all that, too?”
“Well, naturally ...” the prosecutor began.
“Including his public acts on
the last day of his life?” the counsel for the
defense demanded. “His actions on the morning
of May seventh as chairman of the Finance and Revenue
Committee? You going to introduce that as evidence
for the prosecution?”
“Well, now ...” the prosecutor began.
“Your Honor, we ask to have
a certified copy of the proceedings of the Senate
Finance and Revenue Committee for the morning of May
Seventh, 2193, read into the record of this court,”
the counsel for the defense said. “And
thereafter, we rest our case.”
“Has the prosecution anything
to say before we close the court?” Judge Nelson
inquired.
“Well, Your Honor, this seems
... that is, we ought to hear both sides of it.
My old friend, Aus Maverick, was really a fine man;
he did a lot of good for the people of his continent....”
“Yeah, we’d of lynched
him, when he got back, if somebody hadn’t chopped
him up here in New Austin!” a voice from the
rear of the courtroom broke in.
The prosecution hemmed and hawed for
a moment, and then announced, in a hasty mumble, that
it rested.
“I will now close the court,”
Judge Nelson said. “I advise everybody to
keep your seats. I don’t think it’s
going to be closed very long.”
And then, he actually closed the court;
pressing a button on the bench, he raised a high black
screen in front of him and his colleagues. It
stayed up for some sixty seconds, and then dropped
again.
“The Court of Political Justice
has reached a verdict,” he announced. “Wilbur
Whately, and your attorney, approach and hear the verdict.”
The defense lawyer motioned a young
man who had been sitting beside him to rise.
In the silence that had fallen, I could hear the defendant’s
boots squeaking as he went forward to hear his fate.
The judge picked up a belt and a pair of pistols that
had been lying in front of him.
“Wilbur Whately,” he began,
“this court is proud to announce that you have
been unanimously acquitted of the charge of political
irresponsibility, and of unjustified and excessive
atrocity.
“There was one dissenting vote
on acquitting you of the charge of political irresponsibility;
one of the associate judges felt that the late unmitigated
scoundrel, Austin Maverick, ought to have been skinned
alive, an inch at a time. You are, however, acquitted
of that charge, too.
“You all know,” he continued,
addressing the entire assemblage, “the reason
for which this young hero cut down that monster of
political iniquity, S. Austin Maverick. On the
very morning of his justly-merited death, Austin Maverick,
using the powers of his political influence, rammed
through the Finance and Revenue Committee a bill entitled
’An Act for the Taxing of Personal Incomes,
and for the Levying of a Withholding Tax.’
Fellow citizens, words fail me to express my horror
of this diabolic proposition, this proposed instrument
of tyrannical extortion, borrowed from the Dark Ages
of the Twentieth Century! Why, if this young
nobleman had not taken his blade in hand, I’d
have killed the sonofabitch, myself!”
He leaned forward, extending the belt
and holsters to the defendant.
“I therefore restore to you
your weapons, taken from you when, in compliance with
the law, you were formally arrested. Buckle them
on, and, assuming your weapons again, go forth from
this court a free man, Wilbur Whately. And take
with you that machete with which you vindicated the
liberties and rights of all New Texans. Bear it
reverently to your home, hang it among your lares
and penates, cherish it, and dying, mention it within
your will, bequeathing it as a rich legacy unto your
issue! Court adjourned; next session 0900 tomorrow.
For Chrissake, let’s get out of here before
the barbecue’s over!”
Some of the spectators, drooling for
barbecued supercow, began crowding and jostling toward
the exits; more of them were pushing to the front of
the courtroom, cheering and waving their hip-flasks.
The prosecution and about half of the friends of the
court hastily left by a side door, probably to issue
statements disassociating themselves from the deceased
Maverick.
“So that’s the court that’s
going to try the men who killed Ambassador Cumshaw,”
I commented, as Gail and I went out. “Why,
the purpose of that court seems to be to acquit murderers.”
“Murderers?” She was indignant.
“That wasn’t murder. He just killed
a politician. All the court could do was determine
whether or not the politician needed it, and while
I never heard about Maverick’s income-tax proposition,
I can’t see how they could have brought in any
other kind of a verdict. Of all the outrageous
things!”
I was thoughtfully silent as we went
out into the plaza, which was still a riot of noise
and polychromatic costumes. And my thoughts were
as weltered as the scene before me.
Apparently, on New Texas, killing
a politician wasn’t regarded as mallum in
se, and was mallum prohibitorum only to
the extent that what happened to the politician was
in excess of what he deserved. I began to understand
why Palme was such a scared rabbit, why Hutchinson
had that hunted look and kept his hands always within
inches of his pistols.
I began to feel more pity than contempt
for Thrombley, too. He’s been on this planet
too long and he should never have been sent here in
the first place. I’ll rotate him home as
soon as possible....
Then the full meaning of what I had
seen finally got through to me: if they were
going to try the killers of Cumshaw in that court,
that meant that on New Texas, foreign diplomats were
regarded as practicing politicians....
That made me a practicing politician too!
And that’s why, when we got
back to the vicinity of the bandstand, I had my right
hand close to my pistol, with my thumb on the inconspicuous
little spot of silver inlay that operated the secret
holster mechanism.
I saw Hutchinson and Palme and Thrombley
ahead. With them was a newcomer, a portly, ruddy-faced
gentleman with a white mustache and goatee, dressed
in a white suit. Gail broke away from me and ran
toward him. This, I thought, would be her father;
now I would be introduced and find out just what her
last name was. I followed, more slowly, and saw
a waiter, with a wheeled serving-table, move in behind
the group which she had joined.
So I saw what none of them did the
waiter suddenly reversed his long carving-knife and
poised himself for a blow at President Hutchinson’s
back. I simply pressed the little silver stud
on my belt, the Krupp-Tatta popped obediently out
of the holster into my open hand. I thumbed off
the safety and swung up; when my sights closed on the
rising hand that held the knife, I fired.
Hoddy Ringo, who had been holding
a sandwich with one hand and a drink with the other,
dropped both and jumped on the man whose hand I had
smashed. A couple of Rangers closed in and grabbed
him, also. The group around President Hutchinson
had all turned and were staring from me to the man
I had shot, and from him to the knife with the broken
handle, lying on the ground.
Hutchinson spoke first. “Well,
Mr. Ambassador! My Government thanks your Government!
That was nice shooting!”
“Hey, you been holdin’
out on me!” Hoddy accused. “I never
knew you was that kinda gunfighter!”
“There’s a new wrinkle,”
the man with the white goatee said. “We’ll
have to screen the help at these affairs a little
more closely.” He turned to me. “Mr.
Ambassador, New Texas owes you a great deal for saving
the President’s life. If you’ll get
that pistol out of your hand, I’d be proud to
shake it, sir.”
I holstered my automatic, and took
his hand. Gail was saying, “Stephen, this
is my father,” and at the same time, Palme, the
Secretary of State, was doing it more formally:
“Ambassador Silk, may I present
one of our leading citizens and large ranchers, Colonel
Andrew Jackson Hickock.”
Dumbarton Oaks had taught me how to
maintain the proper diplomat’s unchanging expression;
drinking superbourbon had been a post-graduate course.
I needed that training as I finally learned Gail’s
last name.